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(Mirror.co.uk)   Ten things you need to know about the Brazilian wandering spider... You know in case the world's deadliest spider wanders your way   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 116
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2014-03-10 06:33:05 PM
Makes you wonder
 
2014-03-10 06:37:45 PM
8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.

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2014-03-10 08:32:15 PM

scottydoesntknow: 8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.

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I have the most toxic boner right now...
 
2014-03-10 08:45:57 PM
8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.


What is this unwanted erection you speak of Alex Wynick?  All of my four hour boners are wanted, if not celebrated around my house.
 
2014-03-10 09:29:49 PM
8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.


So where can one buy one of these magic spiders?
 
2014-03-10 09:47:09 PM
That's a LOT of wandering spiders.
 
2014-03-10 09:48:25 PM
I'm pretty good about these things going extinct.  If you need me, I will be standing onto of my coffee table with my pants tucked into my socks, holding a baseball bat.
 
2014-03-10 09:50:48 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: I'm pretty good about these things going extinct.  If you need me, I will be standing onto of my coffee table with my pants tucked into my socks, holding a baseball bat.


A flame thrower would be more effective.

Meanwhile, I assume the top of the china cabinet is available for cowering?
 
2014-03-10 09:50:59 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: I'm pretty good about these things going extinct.  If you need me, I will be standing onto of my coffee table with my pants tucked into my socks, holding a baseball bat.


I'm with you, mate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obZwNw20jyQ
 
2014-03-10 09:53:21 PM
I like how the things we "need" to know about these spiders included very little about... Oh, say... How to identify them?
 
2014-03-10 09:53:51 PM
Paging clock spider....
 
2014-03-10 09:55:49 PM

asynchron: I like how the things we "need" to know about these spiders included very little about... Oh, say... How to identify them?


Apparently the spiders do their impression of cornholio. If you see that, squish it.
 
2014-03-10 09:59:03 PM
I usually like spiders.. but yeah, these things can all die, thanksS


Some things are just waaayy too deadly, what with the urgent medical care needed for victims, the loss of everything a person will ever do if they die or the continued drain on resources if they're slow to recover.


I love spiders, but screw these guys.
 
2014-03-10 09:59:10 PM
It roams around and around and around and around and around and around...
 
2014-03-10 10:00:46 PM
Sure it's big and nasty, but is it this big and nasty ?
 
2014-03-10 10:02:22 PM
The spider just wants a hug

cdn-www.cracked.com
 
2014-03-10 10:03:04 PM
The only thing I need to know is the safest way to kill it...

/Hopefully without wrecking my house in the process, but in extreme cases I'm flexible
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 10:03:44 PM

Prey4reign: 8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.


What is this unwanted erection you speak of Alex Wynick?  All of my four hour boners are wanted, if not celebrated around my house.


I used to have unwanted erections all the time. Then I left my ex-wife and found a woman who wants them. Problem solved!
 
2014-03-10 10:04:00 PM

Summoner101: The spider just wants a hug


Gawd.... a ginger spider!
 
2014-03-10 10:04:22 PM
I thought the only unwanted erection was at the chalk board.
8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours.
 
2014-03-10 10:04:42 PM
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2014-03-10 10:05:27 PM
Found a better image

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2014-03-10 10:05:45 PM
My son told me the venom causes priapism, but I'm not gonna let one bite me on my peener to find out.
www.joblo.com
 
2014-03-10 10:06:25 PM
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2014-03-10 10:06:52 PM
Brazilian wandering spider is my signature move!
 
2014-03-10 10:07:06 PM
Well, now he's the Brazilian Sedentary Spider.

www.premiumsports.ca
 
2014-03-10 10:10:01 PM
Wait those people found nests of these things and the house is still standing????

I've have burned that sucker down
 
2014-03-10 10:10:31 PM

Some Coke Drinking Guy: I'm pretty good about these things going extinct.  If you need me, I will be standing onto of my coffee table with my pants tucked into my socks, holding a baseball bat.


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Just keep an eye on the clock, the spiders go to bed in the morning.
 
2014-03-10 10:12:39 PM
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2014-03-10 10:16:24 PM
You all know you can just whack a spider with a shoe and it dies, right?
 
2014-03-10 10:17:24 PM
8. The spider's bite can cause an unwanted erection in men, sometimes lasting for four hours...

and the need to call in for more women.
 
2014-03-10 10:18:04 PM
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
 
2014-03-10 10:18:28 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: You all know you can just whack a spider with a shoe and it dies, right?


Sure.  These little farkers are hiding in your shoe though.
 
2014-03-10 10:22:25 PM

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2014-03-10 10:22:56 PM
Oh great, more spider fodder to scare the crap out of the asshole down the hall :).

/He keeps watering down the coffee
//Also, he caught me listening to Van Halen
///And said the band was better when Gary Cherone was there
 
2014-03-10 10:24:26 PM

MNguy: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: You all know you can just whack a spider with a shoe and it dies, right?

Sure.  These little farkers are hiding in your shoe though.


Shoes come in pairs problem solved
 
2014-03-10 10:26:04 PM
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2014-03-10 10:26:32 PM

LtDarkstar: [img.fark.net image 600x750]


How about pubic hair that turns into spiders on command?.
 
2014-03-10 10:26:51 PM
AKA the Brazilian wandering NOPE
 
2014-03-10 10:27:48 PM
11.  Fire doesn't kill them, it only pisses them off.
 
2014-03-10 10:27:54 PM
I hate spiders with a passion, yet I can never resist these damn spider threads.

/like a moth to a flame
//or a spider to a banana box
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 10:28:29 PM
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gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 10:30:27 PM
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/sweet dreams......
 
2014-03-10 10:30:32 PM
A bunch of years ago, Ford was making their small pickups down in Brazil and they were brought into this port on ships several hundred at a time. While we were going over them for damage and such we saw quite a few with spider webs on them and then we saw these pretty good sized god awful multicolored black and yellow spiders on some of them. They were truly nasty looking and I never saw anything like them before. Luckily it was wintertime here opposite of the seasons down there so the little buggers weren't moving around much. But still we didn't want to hang around those trucks long at all. I always wondered where the FDA or some other Gov't agency was who should keep tabs on imports that might have bugs or something not native to here that shouldn't be coming in. They watch for that on foodstuffs and such but there's plenty of other cargo that comes here after sitting on god knows what kind of docks somewhere else.
 
2014-03-10 10:31:40 PM

Random Internet Persona: Paging clock spider....


Who needs clock spider when we have cock spider?
 
2014-03-10 10:33:24 PM

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Spider thread! Spider thread!
Quite a few of them overhead!
One small bite....in Brazil
Sometimes leads...to a kill!
Hey there.....Here comes the spider thrrrrrread!

 
2014-03-10 10:35:18 PM
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2014-03-10 10:35:49 PM
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2014-03-10 10:37:01 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: MNguy: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: You all know you can just whack a spider with a shoe and it dies, right?

Sure.  These little farkers are hiding in your shoe though.

Shoes come in pairs problem solved


They are in both the shoes.  Both.
 
2014-03-10 10:37:51 PM
Scientists are hoping they can use the spider's venom in erectile dysfunction medication.

is there anything we won't try to make into a boner pill? Are there no more pressing problems to address?
 
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