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(Uproxx)   Teacher accidentally shows her homemade sex tape to middle school students. Shocking twist #1: Not Florida. Shocking twist #2: No students featured in the video   (uproxx.com) divider line 89
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2014-03-10 07:07:30 PM
why was she showing the class the 100 great goals video?
 
2014-03-10 07:11:42 PM
Here's a full video report from FKARK-TV

/how it should be.There'd be video
//Fark is it's own TMZ.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 07:14:31 PM

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 200x291]

GIS for "Attractive Arkansas Teacher"

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-10 07:15:07 PM

Russ1642: RoyHobbs22: does everyone have a homemade sex tape?  I sure don't, the wife is afraid the kids would find it.  And she isn't a teacher.

Hmm. Maybe I can get my gf to make one if I tell her it's what's fashionable these days.


EIP if shes hot

/djm
 
2014-03-10 07:15:27 PM
7th grade 12, 13 & 14 years olds, i doubt any of them felt scarred but more like the coolest thing ever!
 
2014-03-10 07:18:06 PM
I can't find her.  She's engaged and teaches 12 to 13 year olds.
 
2014-03-10 07:20:07 PM

Slaxl: One father, Nicolas Tolerson, told KARK-TV, "(My son) says she was performing sex acts. My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom." Tolerson also said he wants "something done." was standing next to his wife when asked what his opinion on the matter was.

His heart goes out to them? That's the best lie he could think of?


img.fark.net
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 07:21:00 PM

Xlr8urfark: [blog.devnos.com image 400x331]
/Arkansan


She WAS thinking of the children. All the little children her and the mister can pop out as a byproduct of their enthusiastic boink-fests.
 
2014-03-10 07:23:47 PM
60 comments and no....oh here I'll do it.

img.fark.net
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 07:26:59 PM

Cardrack Jim: 60 comments and no....oh here I'll do it.

[img.fark.net image 280x180]


Kudos. Slipped my mind.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-10 07:29:08 PM
At least no animals were involved
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 07:34:03 PM

Salmon: At least no animals were involved


They didn't say if she she had a Lab partner.
 
2014-03-10 07:34:44 PM
Yeah, any time I showed any video to my students I watched it over and over and over again to make sure it didn't involve 

1) swear words
2) false info
3) My cock

But I could see how some teachers could forget this basic stuff.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 07:36:46 PM

marius2: Yeah, any time I showed any video to my students I watched it over and over and over again to make sure it didn't involve 

1) swear words
2) false info
3) My cock

But I could see how some teachers could forget this basic stuff.


That's good advice, right there.
 
2014-03-10 07:42:17 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: why was she showing the class the 100 great goals video?


Poor Tommy
 
2014-03-10 08:11:19 PM

RoyHobbs22: does everyone have a homemade sex tape?  I sure don't, the wife is afraid the kids would find it.  And she isn't a teacher.


Digital + TrueCrypt + Hidden Volumes.  File shredder any unencrypted copies, not 'delete'.
 
2014-03-10 08:23:03 PM
I'm not outraged, but I've got to admit that I could never see that teacher again without picturing a dick in her mouth.
 
2014-03-10 08:33:10 PM
 Yeah, any time I showed any video to my students I watched it over and over and over again to make sure it didn't involve 

1) swear words
2) false info
3) My cock

But I could see how some teachers could forget this basic stuff.

False info, hhmmm, can't be a public school teacher.
 
2014-03-10 08:40:52 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: why was she showing the class the 100 great goals video?


I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!
 
2014-03-10 08:41:48 PM

Mean Daddy: Yeah, any time I showed any video to my students I watched it over and over and over again to make sure it didn't involve 

1) swear words
2) false info
3) My cock

But I could see how some teachers could forget this basic stuff.

False info, hhmmm, can't be a public school teacher.


You sound like someone who loves Fox News.
 
2014-03-10 08:58:13 PM
My heart goes out to them as well. They saw a natural act absolutely required for their very existence. I really hope they put a bunch of gore ridden war movies on afterward to countract the effects of that trauma.
 
2014-03-10 09:00:52 PM

Dazrin: "out" "our" whatever.


Thank god you can't edit your post. You get to enjoy the early nineties internet dude ranch that is Fark.com. I just wish they'd force us back to ascii art and get rid of these high colour images.
 
2014-03-10 09:09:12 PM
i.imgur.com

Look, can I just go ahead and show this video of me doing my wife?
 
2014-03-10 09:28:41 PM

marius2: Yeah, any time I showed any video to my students I watched it over and over and over again to make sure it didn't involve 

1) swear words
2) false info
3) My cock

But I could see how some teachers could forget this basic stuff.


Hello, Mr. Ego? I thank you for covering YOUR ass, but I don't want to see anybody's cock, OK?

/pictures of your gf cunny is acceptable though
 
2014-03-10 09:29:23 PM

boyvoyeur: marius2: Yeah, any time I showed any video to my students I watched it over and over and over again to make sure it didn't involve 

1) swear words
2) false info
3) My cock

But I could see how some teachers could forget this basic stuff.

Hello, Mr. Ego? I thank you for covering YOUR ass, but I don't want to see anybody's cock, OK?

/pictures of your gf cunny is acceptable though


You know you want to see my cock.
 
2014-03-10 09:38:51 PM

marius2: Mean Daddy: Yeah, any time I showed any video to my students I watched it over and over and over again to make sure it didn't involve 

1) swear words
2) false info
3) My cock

But I could see how some teachers could forget this basic stuff.

False info, hhmmm, can't be a public school teacher.

You sound like someone who loves Fox News.


You sound like someone who loves everything any teacher has ever told you.  My bro was taught that Lebanon is a peaceful, quite region.  I recall more than once when math books were proven to be wrong by the students to the teacher.  There is a reason why I study the world more after I left school far behind me, if I repeated the stuff they told me, I would sound like the water boy.  I really did have teachers who'd say stuff similar to what the water boy's mom would say.
 
2014-03-10 09:45:27 PM

lack of warmth: marius2: Mean Daddy: Yeah, any time I showed any video to my students I watched it over and over and over again to make sure it didn't involve 

1) swear words
2) false info
3) My cock

But I could see how some teachers could forget this basic stuff.

False info, hhmmm, can't be a public school teacher.

You sound like someone who loves Fox News.

You sound like someone who loves everything any teacher has ever told you.  My bro was taught that Lebanon is a peaceful, quite region.  I recall more than once when math books were proven to be wrong by the students to the teacher.  There is a reason why I study the world more after I left school far behind me, if I repeated the stuff they told me, I would sound like the water boy.  I really did have teachers who'd say stuff similar to what the water boy's mom would say.


You're cute *pat pat*
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 09:52:00 PM

marius2: lack of warmth: marius2: Mean Daddy: Yeah, any time I showed any video to my students I watched it over and over and over again to make sure it didn't involve 

1) swear words
2) false info
3) My cock

But I could see how some teachers could forget this basic stuff.

False info, hhmmm, can't be a public school teacher.

You sound like someone who loves Fox News.

You sound like someone who loves everything any teacher has ever told you.  My bro was taught that Lebanon is a peaceful, quite region.  I recall more than once when math books were proven to be wrong by the students to the teacher.  There is a reason why I study the world more after I left school far behind me, if I repeated the stuff they told me, I would sound like the water boy.  I really did have teachers who'd say stuff similar to what the water boy's mom would say.

You're cute *pat pat*


You just made me think of this.....
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2014-03-10 10:00:21 PM
 
2014-03-10 10:43:14 PM

NoahFenze: Video or it didn't happen?

/someone was bound to say it.
//may be too late after I submit this.
///maybe it's just me.


Only requires one beer.  Not bad at all.   The fiance is a woman too.  I thought that was not legal in that state.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
 
2014-03-10 10:46:22 PM
All I ever got was watching some movie in band class... and some black dude is playing the piano and at the end of the scene, he stands up and you see he was actually pantless and you see his cock is still laying on the chair.
 
2014-03-10 10:47:27 PM

jvl: Slaxl: His heart goes out to them? That's the best lie he could think of?

Good: the hot teacher asks you son if he wants to bang

Heart-goes-out-to-you-bad: the mean fat teacher accidentally shows a video of her getting banged. For the entire school period.


That was my take as well.

Worst case scenario: female gym teacher with her partner.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 10:48:34 PM

Nutsac_Jim: NoahFenze: Video or it didn't happen?

/someone was bound to say it.
//may be too late after I submit this.
///maybe it's just me.

Only requires one beer.  Not bad at all.   The fiance is a woman too.  I thought that was not legal in that state.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0


www.rebelscum.com
 
2014-03-10 11:43:09 PM
They should rationalize incidents like this by calling them impromptu sex ed classes. Everything can be a learning experience, right?
 
2014-03-10 11:54:30 PM
Damn you charlesdickens.mov!
 
2014-03-11 12:22:06 AM
This is bullshiat.
Those equations on the board don't even make any sense.
 
2014-03-11 05:17:55 AM

Slaxl: One father, Nicolas Tolerson, told KARK-TV, "(My son) says she was performing sex acts. My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom." Tolerson also said he wants "something done." was standing next to his wife when asked what his opinion on the matter was.

His heart goes out to them? That's the best lie he could think of?


He feels bad that the kids are going to have to be put down like Old Yeller.  Obviously, they can't be allowed to contaminate the rest of the school.
 
2014-03-11 10:51:04 AM
School leaders said it was a mistake and certainly not planned, and that they are working to find the appropriate disciplinary action.

A spanking, perhaps?
 
2014-03-11 04:14:54 PM
Arkansas huh? What's the age of consent for German shepherds in Arkansas??
 
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