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(Uproxx)   Teacher accidentally shows her homemade sex tape to middle school students. Shocking twist #1: Not Florida. Shocking twist #2: No students featured in the video   (uproxx.com) divider line 89
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2014-03-10 05:57:21 PM  
I wouldn't mind it if the teacher pictured was actually the one in the video.
 
2014-03-10 05:58:32 PM  
One father, Nicolas Tolerson, told KARK-TV, "(My son) says she was performing sex acts. My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom." Tolerson also said he wants "something done." was standing next to his wife when asked what his opinion on the matter was.

His heart goes out to them? That's the best lie he could think of?
 
2014-03-10 05:58:46 PM  
My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom.

I hear ya dad. I can really feel those kids' pain that they're about to lose the coolest teacher they'll ever have had.
 
2014-03-10 05:58:50 PM  
It's refreshing seeing a teacher sex scandal that doesn't involve kids.
 
jvl
2014-03-10 05:59:40 PM  
Accidentally? As in, "the man stabbed the woman accidentally 46 times"?
 
2014-03-10 06:00:05 PM  
Video or it didn't happen?

/someone was bound to say it.
//may be too late after I submit this.
///maybe it's just me.
 
2014-03-10 06:00:49 PM  
my outrage pends the attractiveness of the teacher.
 
jvl
2014-03-10 06:01:56 PM  

Slaxl: His heart goes out to them? That's the best lie he could think of?


Good: the hot teacher asks you son if he wants to bang

Heart-goes-out-to-you-bad: the mean fat teacher accidentally shows a video of her getting banged. For the entire school period.
 
2014-03-10 06:02:11 PM  

NoahFenze: Video or it didn't happen?

/someone was bound to say it.
//may be too late after I submit this.
///maybe it's just me.


Video? wasn't even a pic.
 
2014-03-10 06:02:22 PM  
Who could be so full of total derpitude that they would mix up their own sex tape with....

Oh, teacher, you say? Nevermind.

Your labor unions, doing for your kid's education what they did for American automobile manufacturing.
 
2014-03-10 06:02:28 PM  

Rhino_man: It's refreshing seeing a teacher sex scandal that doesn't involve kids.


She was advertising.
 
2014-03-10 06:03:02 PM  
The unnamed teacher at Forest Heights Middle School admitted to the mistake, saying the homemade sex tape accidentally got mixed up with her lesson notes, and apologized.

How the hell do you make that mistake?

Meanwhile, in an empty home, her fiance goes to watch the tape for some personal afternoon delight, and is sorely disappointed.
 
2014-03-10 06:03:38 PM  

SevenizGud: Who could be so full of total derpitude that they would mix up their own sex tape with....

Oh, teacher, you say? Nevermind.

Your labor unions, doing for your kid's education what they did for American automobile manufacturing.


Aren't you just simply adorable.
 
2014-03-10 06:08:04 PM  
Somehow my filmstrips were never quite like this.
 
2014-03-10 06:09:24 PM  
Whom by the 7th grade these days aren't already doing or thinking about similar things? If the the showing was truly an accident, why make a big deal over it? Sounds like the teacher even called all the parents to apologize.
 
2014-03-10 06:17:12 PM  
Tape?
 
2014-03-10 06:19:23 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

GIS for "Attractive Arkansas Teacher"
 
2014-03-10 06:19:31 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen.

/Literally, pics or it didn't happen.
 
2014-03-10 06:20:09 PM  

NoahFenze: Video or it didn't happen?

/someone was bound to say it.
//may be too late after I submit this.
///maybe it's just me.


You beat me to it.
 
2014-03-10 06:21:30 PM  
Glad to see the fark brigade is out in force so far. So farkers unite and lets get to GIS'ing so we can temper our outrage....

/Or FAP depending on her looks.
 
2014-03-10 06:22:37 PM  
Readin, Ritin  and Rectum.
 
2014-03-10 06:22:55 PM  
"My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom." Tolerson also said he wants "something done."

Oh, go fark yourself.
 
2014-03-10 06:26:13 PM  
Tolerson also said he wants "something done."

Oh, something was  done, all right.

/giggity
 
2014-03-10 06:26:23 PM  

Slaxl: One father, Nicolas Tolerson, told KARK-TV, "(My son) says she was performing sex acts. My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom." Tolerson also said he wants "something done." was standing next to his wife when asked what his opinion on the matter was.


was worried that he might not get his name in the paper if he said something the reporter couldn't use to manufacture outrage.
 
2014-03-10 06:28:12 PM  

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 200x291]

GIS for "Attractive Arkansas Teacher"


Sorry to hear/see that
 
2014-03-10 06:28:59 PM  
I know a teacher who did the same thing back in the 90's...somehow got her and her hubbys self made fun time VHS tape mixed up with some movie she was going to show to her class.  She put it in and hit play and walked away from the vcr.  Kids apparently got at least a few seconds of her and hubby bumping uglies before she could get back to turn it off.  She simply removed the tape, and walked out of the classroom to the principals office to report what had happened.  Got suspended for a few weeks and then transferred to another school in the district where she still teaches today.

/no, she was not and is not hot, nor is the husband.  The tape probably could be shown on Nat Geo as a mating documentary on water buffalo.
 
2014-03-10 06:28:59 PM  
Attention whore acts like a whore to get attention. Mistake my ass.
 
2014-03-10 06:31:29 PM  

worlddan: Slaxl: One father, Nicolas Tolerson, told KARK-TV, "(My son) says she was performing sex acts. My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom." Tolerson also said he wants "something done." was standing next to his wife when asked what his opinion on the matter was.

was worried that he might not get his name in the paper if he said something the reporter couldn't use to manufacture outrage.


Dingdingding.

Seriously, the stupidist possible thing to say.  They kids saw a few seconds of her teacher giving her fiancee a hummer or a handie (speculation based on article wording).  But if she'd shown that same class footage of an armed robbery ending in the death of multiple people, including the suspects, it would likely have been just fine and dandy.

Chances are her in-school administrator doesn't want to do much, because while it's a pretty embarassing accident, it's not like anyone got hurt.  Unfortunately, 'concerned citizens' (who likely have no connection to the school) will probably insist on a punishment scaled to their personal sense of outrage.
 
2014-03-10 06:33:26 PM  
fark you, uproxx for attempting to make me watch a commercial before reading your tawdry article, no more clicks from me!
 
2014-03-10 06:33:50 PM  

Slaxl: One father, Nicolas Tolerson, told KARK-TV, "(My son) says she was performing sex acts. My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom." Tolerson also said he wants "something done." was standing next to his wife when asked what his opinion on the matter was.

His heart goes out to them? That's the best lie he could think of?


/more like...giggity..i wish i had not only seen it, but had it done to me.  At least he would be honest.
 
2014-03-10 06:40:45 PM  
blog.devnos.com
/Arkansan
 
2014-03-10 06:41:27 PM  
My heart goes out to these kids...
I mean wasn't puberty difficult enough, what with the random wood in the middle of class anyway?
 
2014-03-10 06:42:49 PM  
The pre-roll for that heavily concerned news report showed some women with nice racks in bikinis.
 
2014-03-10 06:44:03 PM  
badbreeders.net

What's a tape?
 
2014-03-10 06:47:32 PM  

Xlr8urfark: [blog.devnos.com image 400x331]
/Arkansan


Hopefully that wasn't her motivation while making said tape.
 
2014-03-10 06:48:23 PM  

Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 200x291]

GIS for "Attractive Arkansas Teacher"


That's a man, baby.
 
2014-03-10 06:48:49 PM  
In HS out government teacher (and varsity football coach) accidentally showed about 5 seconds of a porno to the class, right at an "action" scene. He had borrowed a video from his neighbor, watched it, and then returned it. Later he wanted to show the class and didn't watch it again before hand. Apparently it was something that the neighbor had recorded off the TV and they decided to record a home video over it and either they didn't remember what tape they recorded over or wanted to see what happened.

The teacher was mortified, but no one got in trouble for it. Just lots of laughs,.
 
2014-03-10 06:49:49 PM  
"out" "our" whatever.
 
2014-03-10 06:52:47 PM  
a video of herself "performing sex acts"

Engaged in some sexual acts, well, I'm just gonna have to tell you all the facts, what could that be about, well, here's a clue...

You're so ugly
 
2014-03-10 06:53:13 PM  
Just fire her. She's too stupid to teach if she can let this kind of shiat happen.
 
2014-03-10 06:53:54 PM  
does everyone have a homemade sex tape?  I sure don't, the wife is afraid the kids would find it.  And she isn't a teacher.
 
2014-03-10 06:55:33 PM  

MisterLoki: "My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom." Tolerson also said he wants "something done."

Oh, go fark yourself.


The "something done" being copies for parents to review because parents should always know what children are watching these days. Yeah, that's it.
 
2014-03-10 06:56:13 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: What's a tape?


This is the same idiot that wants them to change the Save icon in his applications. Nothing before he was born should have any relevance today.
 
2014-03-10 06:56:24 PM  

Slaxl: One father, Nicolas Tolerson, told KARK-TV, "(My son) says she was performing sex acts. My heart goes out not only to my son, but other kids in the classroom." Tolerson also said he wants "something done." was standing next to his wife when asked what his opinion on the matter was.

His heart goes out to them? That's the best lie he could think of?


Yeah, or he's a religious tard who's going to drive his son away.
 
2014-03-10 06:56:52 PM  
Don't understand why someone would ever film this stuff in the first place....  If i had a choice of watching my previous escapade or instead simply recreating it from scratch, i'll take option #2.
 
2014-03-10 06:57:48 PM  

RoyHobbs22: does everyone have a homemade sex tape?  I sure don't, the wife is afraid the kids would find it.  And she isn't a teacher.


Hmm. Maybe I can get my gf to make one if I tell her it's what's fashionable these days.
 
2014-03-10 06:58:27 PM  

T.rex: Don't understand why someone would ever film this stuff in the first place....  If i had a choice of watching my previous escapade or instead simply recreating it from scratch, i'll take option #2.


Why not both?
 
2014-03-10 07:00:50 PM  

Russ1642: The Glorified Jailer: What's a tape?

This is the same idiot that wants them to change the Save icon in his applications. Nothing before he was born should have any relevance today.


also the call button on his phone
 
2014-03-10 07:01:00 PM  
yeah people carry that kind of thing with them all over the place,to work to the grocery store maybe the dentist because you never know when you might need your sex tape so you always want to have it with you.
 
2014-03-10 07:04:58 PM  
www.newyorker.com

So the kids accidentally caught a glimpse of this, what's the big deal?
 
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