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(CNN)   Protip: No matter what you are doing, if questioned by police, don't answer with "burying a body"   (cnn.com) divider line 58
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2014-03-11 12:05:04 AM
"I'm burying a body, officer. But don't worry, it's a school-related activity."
 
2014-03-11 12:11:47 AM
"Don't say burying a body. Don't say burying a body. Don't say burying a body."
 
2014-03-11 12:21:55 AM

Staffist: InnKeeper: Crazy thing is, I actually work at an apartment complex right near where those kids were!

yeah, the dumbasses were trying to bury the body right next to the golf course that I play regularly, and that is right next to where I live.


Huh - on google maps view they show the golf course stopping at Brand but on satellite view I see it goes down to where you're talking about. You probably know this, but someone saw them pulling off 78 and called 911 on them and that's how they were caught.
 
2014-03-11 02:06:29 AM
The school system said the incident was not connected to a school-sponsored activity.

I take it they don't play "slam the axe in the kid's head" anymore, like we did when we were kids?
 
2014-03-11 09:07:38 AM

The Extra B is for BYOBB: [www.constantineintokyo.com image 850x565]


Wow, what movie was that from?
 
2014-03-11 09:59:21 AM

Cold_Sassy: The Extra B is for BYOBB: [www.constantineintokyo.com image 850x565]

Wow, what movie was that from?


Tucker & Dale vs. Evil.

Extremely dark comedy. Typical horror movie college kids go on a vacation, find some hillbillies, think the hillbillies are murderous psychopaths (they're actually really nice) and try to kill the hillbillies with hilarious, and bloody results.

/"Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property."
 
2014-03-11 10:23:02 AM

hardinparamedic: It's Texas. Do you know what they do to retards like this in Texas?


Elect them Governor?
 
2014-03-11 11:25:10 AM

scottydoesntknow: Cold_Sassy: The Extra B is for BYOBB: [www.constantineintokyo.com image 850x565]

Wow, what movie was that from?

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil.

Extremely dark comedy. Typical horror movie college kids go on a vacation, find some hillbillies, think the hillbillies are murderous psychopaths (they're actually really nice) and try to kill the hillbillies with hilarious, and bloody results.

/"Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property."


Hmmmmm, might have to check that out, thanks.
 
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