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2014-03-10 05:50:37 PM
Although, on the plus side, they avoided the separate felony charge for lying to a police officer.
 
2014-03-10 06:18:05 PM
The school system said the incident was not connected to a school-sponsored activity.

Oh thank god! I was worried that the Hunger Games Club was getting a little out of hand.
 
2014-03-10 06:26:14 PM

Theaetetus: Although, on the plus side, they avoided the separate felony charge for lying to a police officer.


It's Texas. Do you know what they do to retards like this in Texas?

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2014-03-10 06:33:16 PM
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2014-03-10 07:30:38 PM
They'll let them off because those good ole boys fessed up like men. They're real sorry.
 
2014-03-10 07:33:02 PM
The school system said the incident was not connected to a school-sponsored activity.

What, we shouldn't have done that?  We are members of the FMA (Future Morticians of America) Club.
 
2014-03-10 07:41:17 PM

Tr0mBoNe: They'll let them off because those good ole boys fessed up like men. They're real sorry.


I think that depends on how wealthy the parents are.
 
2014-03-10 07:42:20 PM
The school system said the incident was not connected to a school-sponsored activity.

well, ok, then
 
2014-03-10 07:43:32 PM
Them good ol' boys were Hispanic...so yeah, refer to the picture up the thread a ways...
 
2014-03-10 07:51:45 PM
I'm impressed.  You have to admire the honesty of today's youthful murderers.

Who the fark names their kid "Ivan" anyway?  I've only met one person in my life who was named Ivan and he was a first generation Russian immigrant.  Naturally I had to kill that commie bastard.  I can understand why these 16 year olds did what they did.
 
2014-03-10 07:53:26 PM
Wow, honest kids.
 
2014-03-10 07:56:33 PM
"Im going to bang your mom" is also not a smart answer when asked by a trooper why you were driving so fast.
 
2014-03-10 07:57:05 PM
Ok, then I'm NOT burying a body.
 
2014-03-10 07:57:05 PM
When asked by thee authorities what you are doing, 'your mom' is not helpful. Just sayin'.
 
2014-03-10 08:00:36 PM

Random Internet Persona: Ok, then I'm NOT burying a body.


Or having sex with one. No sir!
 
2014-03-10 08:05:19 PM
Am I free to go?
 
2014-03-10 08:06:42 PM
What if I am a professional gravedigger?
 
2014-03-10 08:06:58 PM
Playing this angle?

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2014-03-10 08:09:49 PM

scottydoesntknow: The school system said the incident was not connected to a school-sponsored activity.

Oh thank god! I was worried that the Hunger Games Club was getting a little out of hand.


vudukungfu: The school system said the incident was not connected to a school-sponsored activity.

well, ok, then


In other words, some idiot reporter wanted a quote from the school because they were all students there and reporters are desperate to quote anyone, and the school replied, "The incident was not connected to a school-sponsored activity."

TRANSLATION: Your question is idiotic. What do you expect the school to say about this? So here's the blandest, most useless quote I can come up with. Enjoy.
 
2014-03-10 08:20:59 PM
Thanks, subby. That sounds like some solid advice.
 
2014-03-10 08:21:39 PM
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2014-03-10 08:21:52 PM
Any one tell the stiffie joke?

Evidently not.

Hang your heads in shame.

Hang your heads in shame.
 
2014-03-10 08:24:53 PM
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2014-03-10 08:27:12 PM
The school system said the incident was not connected to a school-sponsored activity.

I know this has been said but WTF???
 
2014-03-10 08:30:21 PM
See, normally I tell people always to be truthful with cops. This is possibly the ONE TIME you might be better served by lying
 
2014-03-10 08:32:11 PM
Damn, I was hoping Subby was speaking from experience.
 
2014-03-10 08:44:09 PM
www.constantineintokyo.com
 
2014-03-10 08:44:11 PM
But it's a hooker's body, so no worries.
 
2014-03-10 08:47:33 PM

The Extra B is for BYOBB: www.constantineintokyo.com


But what if you've had a doozy of a day. WHAT IF IT HAS BEEN THAT KINDA DAY?!
 
2014-03-10 08:50:03 PM

Capo Del Bandito: The Extra B is for BYOBB: www.constantineintokyo.com

But what if you've had a doozy of a day. WHAT IF IT HAS BEEN THAT KINDA DAY?!


Don't be sorry, it's my fault. I should have known if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, somebody would end up dead.
 
2014-03-10 08:52:14 PM
I was expecting a story about kids answering burying a body, when they weren't actually burying a body and then getting in trouble for that.

I find it real funny that they were actually burying a body.

What dumbshiats, they really need to go further down unused dirt roads when burying bodies.
 
2014-03-10 09:01:27 PM

hardinparamedic: Theaetetus: Although, on the plus side, they avoided the separate felony charge for lying to a police officer.

It's Texas. Do you know what they do to retards like this in Texas?

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You know what retards did in the rest of the US? Put Obama in the White House.
 
2014-03-10 09:02:53 PM
No points for honesty?
 
2014-03-10 09:12:13 PM

The Extra B is for BYOBB: Don't be sorry, it's my fault. I should have known if a guy like me talked to a girl like you, somebody would end up dead.


I don't know who you are, but I believe I like you.

/ Do any of your friends take medication?

Jeng: What dumbshiats, they really need to go further down unused dirt roads when burying bodies.


Swamps work best. All the critters and madness that float around? Works wonders on decomposition and obfuscating all that good evidence.

Or the mountains. Mountains work wonders too.
 
2014-03-10 09:19:52 PM

hardinparamedic: Theaetetus: Although, on the plus side, they avoided the separate felony charge for lying to a police officer.

It's Texas. Do you know what they do to retards like this in Texas?

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From what I've read, they were charged with 1st degree murder - not capital murder. I imagine that can change though - they apparently spent considerable effort planning this.

Also, two years ago two students from the same school killed another student. The shooter got 15 years and his helper only got a year in juvie and probation until he's 18.
 
2014-03-10 09:22:57 PM

Sol Invicti: Them good ol' boys were Hispanic...so yeah, refer to the picture up the thread a ways...


No they weren't. It was two white kids that choked a hispanic kid to death. Over a girl.

And the murder two years ago at the same school I mentioned above?

Also, two white kids that killed a hispanic kid. Over a girl.
 
2014-03-10 09:29:43 PM
CSB: one of my dad's dogs died, so he took the poor thing out to bury it in the back yard just after dusk. He didn't dig the hole deep enough, so one of the paws stuck out. But rather than exhume the body, he broke it off with the shovel and tramped it down into the ground.

At this point, a police officer comes around, and asks what he's doing. "Burying the dog". He looks at the other distressed little terrier yapping around at his feet and asks "Why?"

But anyway, three-legged dog ghosts haunt him to this day.
 
2014-03-10 09:35:23 PM

gfid: I'm impressed.  You have to admire the honesty of today's youthful murderers.

Who the fark names their kid "Ivan" anyway?  I've only met one person in my life who was named Ivan and he was a first generation Russian immigrant.  Naturally I had to kill that commie bastard.  I can understand why these 16 year olds did what they did.


Lots of latin american kids are named after Russians... see Soviet-occupied Cuba.  That's why I suspect the difunto might have been a first or second generation recent arrival.  Had he survived, he might have named his first kid something more Americanized, like "Buster James 'Slowhand' Mejia... of the Wylie Mejia's."  Or maybe not.
 
2014-03-10 09:39:16 PM

pan fried monkey spunk: hardinparamedic: Theaetetus: Although, on the plus side, they avoided the separate felony charge for lying to a police officer.

It's Texas. Do you know what they do to retards like this in Texas?

[media-1.web.britannica.com image 550x404]


From what I've read, they were charged with 1st degree murder - not capital murder. I imagine that can change though - they apparently spent considerable effort planning this.

Also, two years ago two students from the same school killed another student. The shooter got 15 years and his helper only got a year in juvie and probation until he's 18.


After some more reading it seems that they won't face capital murder charges. Here is a link to what constitutes capital murder in TX and it doesn't look like any of the conditions apply - premeditated or not.

http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/PE/htm/PE.19.htm">http:// www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/PE/htm/PE.19.htm
 
2014-03-10 09:40:29 PM
No idea why the link I posted got farked like that.
 
2014-03-10 10:12:36 PM
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Ray, If a cop asks you if you are burying a body, SAY NO
 
2014-03-10 10:24:07 PM
At least burying is quiet

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2014-03-10 10:52:32 PM
I want a cop to ask me what I'm doing while being quiet sometime. I wanna be able to say "Learning to play the harmonica".
 
2014-03-10 11:04:40 PM

rwa2: CSB: one of my dad's dogs died, so he took the poor thing out to bury it in the back yard just after dusk. He didn't dig the hole deep enough, so one of the paws stuck out. But rather than exhume the body, he broke it off with the shovel and tramped it down into the ground.

At this point, a police officer comes around, and asks what he's doing. "Burying the dog". He looks at the other distressed little terrier yapping around at his feet and asks "Why?"

But anyway, three-legged dog ghosts haunt him to this day.


It's rare that I say aww and laugh at the same time. Bravo.
 
2014-03-10 11:05:53 PM
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2014-03-10 11:08:35 PM
Crazy thing is, I actually work at an apartment complex right near where those kids were!
 
2014-03-10 11:13:40 PM
Live and learn.  They won't make that mistake again.
 
2014-03-10 11:24:37 PM

InnKeeper: Crazy thing is, I actually work at an apartment complex right near where those kids were!


yeah, the dumbasses were trying to bury the body right next to the golf course that I play regularly, and that is right next to where I live.
 
2014-03-10 11:30:21 PM

AbiNormal: Tr0mBoNe: They'll let them off because those good ole boys fessed up like men. They're real sorry.

I think that depends on how wealthy the parents are.


You misspelled white.

Just kidding, they're probably going down no matter what.
 
2014-03-10 11:37:39 PM
I don't think they ever saw this video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc
 
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