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2014-03-10 03:59:20 PM  
Old person, just die already.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 04:30:54 PM  
...and the blowjob, too!
 
2014-03-10 04:36:12 PM  
Hipsters!
 
2014-03-10 04:42:20 PM  
No, this is an oldschool selfie.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-10 05:01:02 PM  
My generation invented anal sex.
 
2014-03-10 05:03:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: No, this is an oldschool selfie.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 590x775]


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-10 05:03:15 PM  
Is the second guy from the left doing a proto-duckface for it?
 
2014-03-10 05:05:18 PM  
Al Gore invented the selfie.
 
2014-03-10 05:06:09 PM  
Don't blame the new kids, I was doing selfies back in 2000 when I was single and debauching-my-life-away via online dating sites.

Good times...goooood times.
 
2014-03-10 05:06:20 PM  
newswatch.nationalgeographic.com
 
2014-03-10 05:11:50 PM  
You lousy men from 1920 should ask your great-great-great-parents abut inventors and selfies and such.

upload.wikimedia.org
/1839
 
2014-03-10 05:12:03 PM  
www.angel-art-house.com
 
2014-03-10 05:12:59 PM  
 
2014-03-10 05:16:23 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
/obscure?
 
2014-03-10 05:16:52 PM  
Selfies are only relevant when showing lady's naughty bits.
 
2014-03-10 05:17:21 PM  
I think Astrid Kirchherr really is the first to encapsulate the bathroom mirror selfie.
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-10 05:20:18 PM  

Callous: [newswatch.nationalgeographic.com image 480x661]


The funny thing is that Leonardo da Vinci is known to have used camera obscuras. It would be a difficult setup, but if he drew a self portrait with using a camera obscura, I think it would qualify as the first selfie.
 
2014-03-10 05:21:51 PM  
How a "selfie" is really done:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-10 05:21:57 PM  
Once upon a time, before the term "selfie" was coined, we used the word "Thelma and Louise photo".
 
2014-03-10 05:22:53 PM  

traylor: I think it would qualify as the first selfie.


 wouldn't the egyptian obelisks iwth the king's name carved in be the equivalent of selfies?  "HEY EVERYBODY SEE THIS 50' OBELISK WITH MY NAME ON IT?  YEAH.  THAT'S MY shiat.  I'M RUNNIN' THIS MUTHA FUGGA!"
 
2014-03-10 05:23:33 PM  

blatz514: Selfies are only relevant when showing lady's naughty bits.


Here you go
oi57.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-10 05:26:08 PM  

lockers: My generation invented anal sex.


And flags to celebrate it.
 
2014-03-10 05:27:02 PM  
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie.  What a creep
 
2014-03-10 05:31:57 PM  
 
2014-03-10 05:32:13 PM  

LewDux: blatz514: Selfies are only relevant when showing lady's naughty bits.

Here you go
[oi57.tinypic.com image 581x550]


Ah, you got the original of that?
 
2014-03-10 05:33:38 PM  

blatz514: LewDux: blatz514: Selfies are only relevant when showing lady's naughty bits.

Here you go
[oi57.tinypic.com image 581x550]

Ah, you got the original of that?


www.minimegeology.com
 
2014-03-10 05:34:12 PM  
www.britishmuseum.org

Pompeii, c.30-40 AD. This gives me the shivers, they are so contemporary-looking.
 
2014-03-10 05:35:46 PM  
gothamist.comtheartofmakingart.files.wordpress.com
is that him on the left?
 
2014-03-10 05:40:28 PM  
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-03-10 05:40:37 PM  

LewDux: blatz514: LewDux: blatz514: Selfies are only relevant when showing lady's naughty bits.

Here you go
[oi57.tinypic.com image 581x550]

Ah, you got the original of that?

[www.minimegeology.com image 300x276]


I was going to go with the traditional 'original', but this is so much better.
 
2014-03-10 05:41:54 PM  

Arachnophobe: LewDux: blatz514: LewDux: blatz514: Selfies are only relevant when showing lady's naughty bits.

Here you go
[oi57.tinypic.com image 581x550]

Ah, you got the original of that?

[www.minimegeology.com image 300x276]

I was going to go with the traditional 'original', but this is so much better.


Marbleous, if you will
 
2014-03-10 05:43:12 PM  
That photo was taken two weeks ago. Damn hipsters and their vintage camera equipment.
 
2014-03-10 05:43:23 PM  
img.fark.net

Master of the selfie
 
2014-03-10 05:43:33 PM  

lockers: My generation invented anal sex.


Wrong (SFW)
 
2014-03-10 05:51:25 PM  

433: ...and the blowjob, too!

www.thecomedynetwork.ca
 
2014-03-10 05:57:48 PM  
Remember the Polaroid Land Camera that spit out instant pics that you had to wave in the air to dry?  Yeah, those.  I remember my boyfriend at the time bought one when it first came out and the first pic he took was of his genitalia.  or dick or whatever.
This current generation didn't invent anything but general dumbassery.
Get off my lawn.
 
2014-03-10 05:57:54 PM  
Selfies have been around forever, the only difference is, in the past if you screwed it up, it cost you $10 for the film and another $15 in development, so people tended to use a tripod, set the camera on a table or just get someone else to take it.
 
2014-03-10 06:00:20 PM  
It's ok, our generation invented the Duckface.
 
2014-03-10 06:01:00 PM  
petapixel.com
 
2014-03-10 06:05:45 PM  

dogslobber buttlube: Remember the Polaroid Land Camera that spit out instant pics that you had to wave in the air to dry?  Yeah, those.  I remember my boyfriend at the time bought one when it first came out and the first pic he took was of his genitalia.  or dick or whatever.
This current generation didn't invent anything but general dumbassery.
Get off my lawn.


The only thing kids these days have invented is making up new words for shiat. Take twerking for example, we used to just call that dancing like a slut, same shiat, different nomenclature.
 
2014-03-10 06:06:28 PM  

CygnusDarius: It's ok, our generation invented the Duckface.


pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-03-10 06:25:50 PM  
wychwoodfestival.com steampunkjournal.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-10 06:44:15 PM  
i1.ytimg.comgp1.wac.edgecastcdn.net

ha, old boy !
 
2014-03-10 06:46:27 PM  
Self portraits are nothing abhorrent. The word "selfie" is.
 
2014-03-10 06:54:55 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Self portraits are nothing abhorrent. The word "selfie" is.


Do you get all riled up when someone says "movie" instead of "moving picture" as well?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 06:55:50 PM  
Sometimes I give myself a selfie in the shower.
 
2014-03-10 09:06:26 PM  

Dragonflew: unfarkingbelievable: Self portraits are nothing abhorrent. The word "selfie" is.

Do you get all riled up when someone says "movie" instead of "moving picture" as well?


I do. I get all angry and post about it on a message board.  Then no one ever says it again.
 
2014-03-10 09:08:00 PM  
So the whole article was about how they weren't first, so what is the farking point.
 
2014-03-10 10:28:45 PM  
Go Old School...though honestly the duck lips do not really show in these

www.scimix.com
 
2014-03-11 12:02:16 AM  
Van Gogh was the selfiest of the selfiest when it came to selfies...
www.paintingall.com
 
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