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(Bangor Daily News)   Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Mutant Lobsters in Casco Bay (w/pics)   (tides.bangordailynews.com) divider line 38
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2014-03-10 04:40:32 PM  
Maine.

Where Stephen King lives.

Farking lobstrosities.

/ka
 
2014-03-10 04:41:26 PM  
I see we've got the plot for the next X-Men movie sorted out, then...
 
2014-03-10 04:41:32 PM  
Dad-a-chum
 
2014-03-10 04:41:42 PM  
I hate it when I get mutant lobsters in my bay.
 
2014-03-10 04:42:07 PM  
Great..now Red Lobster is going to upcharge us all for that extra claw.
 
2014-03-10 04:42:43 PM  
A cursory glance at the headline made it read Tom from MySpace for me.  Poor Tom, all of his friends have left.
 
2014-03-10 04:44:17 PM  
Dod-a-chock?
 
2014-03-10 04:44:35 PM  

Magook: Dad-a-chum


Did-a-chick?
 
2014-03-10 04:44:36 PM  

Magook: Dad-a-chum


Did-a-chick?
 
2014-03-10 04:53:21 PM  
EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE, THERE'S A LOBSTER LOOSE!

ARM YOURSELVES WITH LEMONS!

OH, GOD!
 
2014-03-10 04:53:27 PM  
Aw, I saw that in. Monster movie in the 50s. If they ain't got me by now, I not worr...did you hear a noise?
 
2014-03-10 04:54:20 PM  
"...authorities report fish you can read by, and lobsters as big as a house."

milkthefranchise.com
 
2014-03-10 04:54:37 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Dod-a-chock?


Came here for this.

In any case...  Other than the one with the horrific shell disease, they all still look pretty tasty.
I wonder what would cause that bit with an actual working claw growing out of the side of a main one. That's wild.
 
2014-03-10 04:56:43 PM  
Cue SyFy channel in 3.... 2.... 1...
 
2014-03-10 04:57:35 PM  
You laugh but they've already taken over several towns, running them much more efficiently.
I may just vote Crustacean myself this fall.
 
2014-03-10 05:02:29 PM  
I for one welcome our new mutant crustacean overlords.
 
2014-03-10 05:07:10 PM  
Bangor Daily News?

I hardly knew her!

/ All week, veal, tip, etc.
 
2014-03-10 05:10:58 PM  
i450.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-10 05:16:19 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: "...authorities report fish you can read by, and lobsters as big as a house."

[milkthefranchise.com image 500x245]


img.fark.net
Man #1: My God! Pardo's been eaten by the beast. Is there no stopping these atomic lobsters?

Man #2: Listen, I have a plan. It sounds crazy but it just might work. I'll need boiling water.

Man #1: Boiling water? How much? A couple gallons?

Man #2: No! Millions of gallons! Enough to fill - fill Central Park Pond. And I'll need a truckload of butter. Make - make that drawn butter.

/I watched that live... so getoffahmylawn
 
2014-03-10 05:41:01 PM  
Oh no. There goes Casco. Go, go lobzilla!
 
2014-03-10 05:55:23 PM  
www.thelmagazine.com

Wanted for questioning, boiling.
 
2014-03-10 05:58:09 PM  
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-03-10 05:59:49 PM  
Roaches of the sea.
 
2014-03-10 06:29:39 PM  
 bay
 
2014-03-10 06:36:06 PM  
Maybe it's due to the crap we are dumping in our waters. This may be an indication of the health of our waterways.
 
2014-03-10 06:59:18 PM  

vudukungfu: EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE, THERE'S A LOBSTER LOOSE!

ARM YOURSELVES WITH LEMONS!

OH, GOD!


I'll man the walls with pots of boiling butter.

/nomnomnom
 
2014-03-10 07:03:29 PM  

bughunter: /I watched that live... so getoffahmylawn


Me too! :)
 
2014-03-10 07:17:40 PM  
Lobster senses tingling...  Is that a pot of boiling water?
 
2014-03-10 07:58:26 PM  
What are the odds of two allusions to the dark tower in the same hour on fark?
 
2014-03-10 08:19:41 PM  
Accompanied by the thud of a headless man in a bee costume...

/yeah, I saw it live, too.
 
2014-03-10 08:32:14 PM  

i1089.photobucket.com

 
2014-03-10 08:34:05 PM  
Lobsters are for the poor and 99%'ers.
 
2014-03-10 08:49:11 PM  
Welcome to Casco. I love you.
 
2014-03-10 09:20:58 PM  

vudukungfu: EVERYONE GET OUT OF HERE, THERE'S A LOBSTER LOOSE!

ARM YOURSELVES WITH LEMONS!

OH, GOD!


t0.gstatic.com

Urchin, URCHIN!

/the apotheosis of cool
 
2014-03-10 09:27:19 PM  
img.fark.net

Well that's just silly.
 
2014-03-10 09:55:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-10 11:53:09 PM  

jaytkay: Bangor Daily News?

I hardly knew her!


-100/10

/old joke
//not even pronounced the way you think it is
///just stop. Or not, if you want to continue looking stupid
 
2014-03-11 09:37:01 AM  

Abox: [img.fark.net image 337x300]

Well that's just silly.


1.bp.blogspot.com

Now I'm hungry.
 
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