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(Talking Baws)   Tiger Woods' first shot at yesterday's WGC Championship? He banked the ball off a spectator's damn head   (talkingbaws.com ) divider line
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2014-03-10 02:28:11 PM  
There was a second putter behind the grassy knoll
 
2014-03-10 02:48:36 PM  
But does he still get to bang a supermodel on top of a huge pile of money?
 
2014-03-10 04:50:17 PM  
Did he call it?
 
2014-03-10 04:53:18 PM  
Heh.  That saved him.  And if I were to have a spectator injury, I think I would take that rather than Rory's cactus guy.
 
2014-03-10 04:55:43 PM  
As it turned out, it was one of his better shots on Sunday.
 
2014-03-10 05:01:07 PM  
Google Glass perspective:

www.sugarslam.com
 
2014-03-10 05:01:55 PM  
Did he bang two balls off a supermodel's face for his second and third shots?
 
2014-03-10 05:03:38 PM  
Play it as it lies!
 
2014-03-10 05:11:36 PM  
He shoulda yelled, "Two!"
 
2014-03-10 05:13:48 PM  
Dumbass tag?? What did he do it intentionally?
 
2014-03-10 05:16:21 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Play it as it lies!


I think spectators should be declared a player's equipment.

That way, if you hit one, it's a two-stroke penalty.
 
2014-03-10 05:27:44 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Google Glass perspective:

[www.sugarslam.com image 600x375]


Nice to see cigar-chomping psuedo-Jon Lovitz meme guy again.
 
2014-03-10 06:01:13 PM  
Looks like he got a pretty decent lie out of it... Stayed out of the sandtrap, at least.
 
2014-03-10 06:05:56 PM  
I was watching him play and just laughing hysterically. At one point he hit it into the gallery. Then he went to hit it out of the gallery and hit it into another gallery. Then on another shot he hit it into a bunker and goes to hit it out, and hits it into the same bunker. Also plenty of shots into the water. I was laughing like crazy at the cheating scumbag.
 
2014-03-10 06:36:00 PM  
First it was his knees now it's his back. Must be the weight of his wallet.
 
2014-03-10 06:52:22 PM  

Dr J Zoidberg: Dumbass tag?? What did he do it intentionally?


Dumbass should be for the spectator for standing in a landing area and facing away from the tee box when he should have been watching play.

Note that the golf gods now hate fedoras.
 
2014-03-10 06:56:42 PM  
He's in danger of becoming Johnny Miller at this point.
 
2014-03-10 07:01:16 PM  

MFAWG: He's in danger of becoming Johnny Miller at this point.


Speaking of Johnny Miller, did you know that he shot a 63 at Oakmont?
 
2014-03-10 07:01:29 PM  

MFAWG: He's in danger of becoming Johnny Miller at this point.


Good ole' Johnny and his 14 majors.
 
2014-03-10 07:08:40 PM  
Anybody else notice a time shift in the audio and video tracks on the Sunday original broadcast?  Contact sound before the club got to the ball, time after time.  I'm thinking they had a seven second delay activated, experiencing some synch problems.

Why the 7?

Because on Saturday afternoon Rory yanks a drive into the drink and as the camera pans up and over the talking heads go quiet and all ya hear is...

FOCK!!!! <sploosh> .

Plenty of that going 'round this weekend.  Kind of refreshing to see the professionals have to think about where the ball is going to land and how to play the next shot, rather than just grip-and-rip followed by a wedge into a receptive green.
 
2014-03-10 08:31:30 PM  

MFAWG: He's in danger of becoming Johnny Miller at this point.


Look, you can say he's not the old Tiger, that he will never win another major, or that he's a cheater, but that's just plain mean.
 
2014-03-10 09:17:41 PM  

majestic: MFAWG: He's in danger of becoming Johnny Miller at this point.

Good ole' Johnny and his 14 majors.


I don't even want to think about how insufferable he'd be.
 
2014-03-10 09:37:40 PM  
What is par for hitting someone?
 
2014-03-10 09:58:34 PM  

buckeyebrain: MFAWG: He's in danger of becoming Johnny Miller at this point.

Speaking of Johnny Miller, did you know that he shot a 63 at Oakmont?


That's pretty funny.
 
2014-03-10 10:00:42 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: majestic: MFAWG: He's in danger of becoming Johnny Miller at this point.

Good ole' Johnny and his 14 majors.

I don't even want to think about how insufferable he'd be.


My math says he would be about 700% more insufferable.
 
2014-03-10 10:17:41 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Yanks_RSJ: majestic: MFAWG: He's in danger of becoming Johnny Miller at this point.

Good ole' Johnny and his 14 majors.

I don't even want to think about how insufferable he'd be.

My math says he would be about 700% more insufferable.


Only 700%? I think you forgot to carry a one...
 
2014-03-10 11:28:27 PM  
Hang it up, dude.  You suck with roids.
 
2014-03-10 11:29:04 PM  
Without.
 
2014-03-11 06:29:09 AM  

bronyaur1: Hang it up, dude.  You suck with roids.


How do you know Tiger has hemorrhoids?
 
2014-03-11 08:04:27 AM  
All those years of over swinging have taken their toll
 
2014-03-11 09:55:18 AM  

Yanks_RSJ: majestic: MFAWG: He's in danger of becoming Johnny Miller at this point.

Good ole' Johnny and his 14 majors.

I don't even want to think about how insufferable he'd be.


I'm guessing pretty gosh darn insufferable what with all that pressure.  When a commentator is under pressure that's the tendency.  Everything goes to the right.  I don't wanna say "choke" but it's a choke.  Isn't that what you see, Rog?
 
2014-03-11 04:11:50 PM  

Crewmannumber6: All those years of over swinging have taken their toll


And the hard golf strokes haven't helped either.
 
2014-03-11 04:36:40 PM  

RedZoneTuba: Crewmannumber6: All those years of over swinging have taken their toll

And the hard golf strokes haven't helped either.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34
 
2014-03-12 12:16:26 AM  

buckeyebrain: MFAWG: He's in danger of becoming Johnny Miller at this point.

Speaking of Johnny Miller, did you know that he shot a 63 at Oakmont?


I did not know that. And I've been watching professional golf for over 10 minutes.
 
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