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(The Smoking Gun)   Genius posts Facebook selfie holding submachine gun he would use a few hours later in a bank robbery   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 131
    More: Dumbass, Facebook, bank robbery, submachine guns, Facebook selfies, Jules Bahler, carrying a firearm  
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2014-03-10 01:33:46 PM
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for his meddling self.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 01:57:01 PM
Buh.  That's a semi-auto with a ridiculous 16 inch barrel.  It's a incredibly heavy and unwieldy pistol, not a submachine gun...
 
2014-03-10 02:02:52 PM

wee: Buh.  That's a semi-auto with a ridiculous 16 inch barrel.  It's a incredibly heavy and unwieldy pistol, not a submachine gun...


That's not an AK-47?
 
2014-03-10 02:03:39 PM

wee: Buh.  That's a semi-auto with a ridiculous 16 inch barrel.  It's a incredibly heavy and unwieldy pistol, not a submachine gun...


Seriously, it's comical.  Granted, I'd do whatever the hell you told me to if you pointed it at me, but it is a ridiculous looking weapon.

s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-03-10 02:06:01 PM

shanrick: wee: Buh.  That's a semi-auto with a ridiculous 16 inch barrel.  It's a incredibly heavy and unwieldy pistol, not a submachine gun...

That's not an AK-47?


It's a Glock with an extended clip and a flash suppressor.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 02:06:30 PM

shanrick: That's not an AK-47?


thegunwriter.blogs.heraldtribune.com
 
2014-03-10 02:28:30 PM
Not just brandishing the gun, but wearing the same clothes.  What a genius.
 
2014-03-10 02:33:00 PM
Couldn't it have been a different guy with an equally preposterous looking gun?  "Man posts photo of self driving Prius, mere minutes before a Prius is seen at the scene of a robbery on the other side of town!"
 
2014-03-10 02:42:10 PM
The stupid. It burns.
 
2014-03-10 02:43:32 PM
Amurika, dammit!
 
2014-03-10 02:43:37 PM
Uzi does it
 
2014-03-10 02:43:50 PM
It's getting to a point where criminal investigations will just involve logging into Facebook, Istagram and Pinterest,
 
2014-03-10 02:43:57 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-10 02:45:58 PM
Do you believe everything you see on the internet, Officer?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 02:47:36 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: [img.photobucket.com image 750x600]


Way to flash ~400 dollars, Superfly.  You're ballin'.
 
2014-03-10 02:48:26 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-10 02:51:03 PM

serial_crusher: Couldn't it have been a different guy with an equally preposterous looking gun?  "Man posts photo of self driving Prius, mere minutes before a Prius is seen at the scene of a robbery on the other side of town!"


Did both vehicles have metallic, mint green paint?
 
2014-03-10 02:51:50 PM

433: Sin_City_Superhero: [img.photobucket.com image 750x600]

Way to flash ~400 dollars, Superfly.  You're ballin'.


You think THAT'S baller?...

www.veganhappyhour.com
 
2014-03-10 02:52:21 PM

labman: Not just brandishing the gun, but wearing the same clothes.  What a genius.


The only way it could have been better is if his status update was 'Heading to the bank, BRB'
 
2014-03-10 02:53:07 PM
Jesus; can you be a bigger idiot? It's probably a farking .22 lr; there are plenty of ridiculous guns that idiots spend a few hundred dollars for and get .22 lr. He probably thinks he's a gangster.

/ granted; the moment I saw a reproduction stg-44 in .22lr, I wanted one
 
2014-03-10 02:54:02 PM

MechaPyx: serial_crusher: Couldn't it have been a different guy with an equally preposterous looking gun?  "Man posts photo of self driving Prius, mere minutes before a Prius is seen at the scene of a robbery on the other side of town!"

Did both vehicles have metallic, mint green paint?


What's a yute ?
 
2014-03-10 02:54:54 PM
facebook selfie guns...

I got this!

img191.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-10 02:55:30 PM

MechaPyx: serial_crusher: Couldn't it have been a different guy with an equally preposterous looking gun?  "Man posts photo of self driving Prius, mere minutes before a Prius is seen at the scene of a robbery on the other side of town!"

Did both vehicles have metallic, mint green paint?


Yes, but only one had positraction.
 
2014-03-10 02:55:31 PM
FTA:  "As it turned out, that was wise advice on the part of one "King Machette."

Heh...how much of a loser do you have to be that a dude named "King Machette" (sic) is a POSITIVE influence in your life?
 
2014-03-10 02:55:41 PM

wee: Buh.  That's a semi-auto with a ridiculous 16 inch barrel.  It's a incredibly heavy and unwieldy pistol, not a submachine gun...


Yeah, I was wondering if it really counted as "sub" at that point... What a piece of shiat, how the fark do you pull that thing out of concealment without getting it caught on shiat? At least it doesn't have a front sight on that barrel extension.
 
2014-03-10 02:58:14 PM
At least I was able to rip up my polaroids.
 
2014-03-10 02:59:33 PM

thamike: shanrick: wee: Buh.  That's a semi-auto with a ridiculous 16 inch barrel.  It's a incredibly heavy and unwieldy pistol, not a submachine gun...

That's not an AK-47?

It's a Glock with an extended clip and a flash suppressor.


What if Glock acquired the AK47? Reporters be damned!
 
2014-03-10 03:00:57 PM

Last Man on Earth: MechaPyx: serial_crusher: Couldn't it have been a different guy with an equally preposterous looking gun?  "Man posts photo of self driving Prius, mere minutes before a Prius is seen at the scene of a robbery on the other side of town!"

Did both vehicles have metallic, mint green paint?

Yes, but only one had positraction.


It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 03:03:24 PM

Mikey1969: What a piece of shiat, how the fark do you pull that thing out of concealment without getting it caught on shiat? At least it doesn't have a front sight on that barrel extension.


Yeah.  I mean, if I was going to commit felonies with it, I'd commit another and take a hack saw to the barrel. or remove the stock and then saw off the barrel.  Then it's am actual pistol.  Or just get a pistol.

But the idiot in question was a wanna-be gang banger or something and probably figured that "Uzi" was somehow super bad ass for some farked up reason...
 
2014-03-10 03:03:45 PM
 
2014-03-10 03:04:15 PM

thamike: shanrick: wee: Buh.  That's a semi-auto with a ridiculous 16 inch barrel.  It's a incredibly heavy and unwieldy pistol, not a submachine gun...

That's not an AK-47?

It's a Glock with an extended clip and a flash suppressor.


No, no it's not.

But thanks for playing.
 
2014-03-10 03:05:12 PM
Did my generation tak Polaroids of ourselves before and after committing crimes?

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-10 03:05:22 PM
He impressed his friends with his badassery. Will they visit him in prison?
 
2014-03-10 03:06:40 PM
During a subsequent interview, Bahler waived his Miranda rights and reportedly confessed to all three bank robberies.

Why the hell do people do this?
 
2014-03-10 03:07:38 PM
The only way he could have made it easier is if he drove himself to prison. Cant wait until we start seeing idiots filming their crimes with a gopro.
 
2014-03-10 03:09:00 PM
@AVG"WHOOSH!!!"
 
2014-03-10 03:10:18 PM
Compulsive confessor, attention whore, covering for somebody...  There are a ton of possible reasons, rational and otherwise.  There's a reason confessions are supposed to be supported by some sort of actual evidence before they can be introduced in court.
 
2014-03-10 03:10:53 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: scary looking bb gun
http://www.replicaairguns.com/posts/2010/12/26/cybergun-kwc-mini-uzi -b b-gun-full-auto-modification.html


I have a CyberGun Famas F-1 that I got for halloween... it's pretty badass : )
 
2014-03-10 03:15:51 PM

Bigdogdaddy: Did my generation tak Polaroids of ourselves before and after committing crimes?

[img.fark.net image 505x584]


Even better:  during the crime.

The judge who taught me evidence in law school described the photo taken by an accomplice during a hotel break-in that showed the defendant, in bed with decedant's wife, in the act of firing a shot that killed the photographer's buddy.

Basically, A & B thought C was cheating on A's wife.  They burst into C's hotel room with A holding a gun, and B holding a camera, and discovered they were right; C was in bed with A's wife.

To their chagrin, they also discovered that C was faster on the draw than A, despite being caught with his pants down.

C got off on self-defense, despite said photo of him actually shooting a dude whose wife he was naked in bed with.

He basically said at trial "Of course I carry a gun philandering.  You'd be a fool not to."
 
2014-03-10 03:20:23 PM

PunGent: FTA:  "As it turned out, that was wise advice on the part of one "King Machette."

Heh...how much of a loser do you have to be that a dude named "King Machette" (sic) is a POSITIVE influence in your life?


Well he would be a better source than Prince Machette!
 
2014-03-10 03:20:40 PM

groppet: The only way he could have made it easier is if he drove himself to prison. Cant wait until we start seeing idiots filming their crimes with a gopro.


save for the use of an actual gopro, stupid criminals have been doing this for quite some time.

Some are courteous enough to put them on their YT/FB/Twitter accounts, making it easier for the police to find them.
 
2014-03-10 03:20:41 PM

wee: Mikey1969: What a piece of shiat, how the fark do you pull that thing out of concealment without getting it caught on shiat? At least it doesn't have a front sight on that barrel extension.

Yeah.  I mean, if I was going to commit felonies with it, I'd commit another and take a hack saw to the barrel. or remove the stock and then saw off the barrel.  Then it's am actual pistol.  Or just get a pistol.

But the idiot in question was a wanna-be gang banger or something and probably figured that "Uzi" was somehow super bad ass for some farked up reason...


Uzi's are actually pretty cool, from my very limited experience with them.  That being said I'm not sure this is one.  Does anybody know what this is?  I don't recognize it at all, hell it may actually be a sub-machine gun and the reporter got it right.
 
2014-03-10 03:20:47 PM
I'd have gone with a Mac-10.

Plus a "I'm with Stupid --->" t-shirt.
 
2014-03-10 03:22:14 PM
I told him I don't know how many times "Wear a disguise! Don't let anyone see your face!" But would he listen? Nnnnoooo...oh no! And now look where he is. Being laughed at on Fark.

images.sodahead.com
 
2014-03-10 03:22:54 PM
I see someone posted a pick of Douchnozzle Von Crunkenstein (or whatever his name is), which is the
first thing that popped into my head when I saw the pics in the link.
 
2014-03-10 03:23:38 PM
i1280.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-10 03:23:40 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-10 03:24:27 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: facebook selfie guns...

I got this!

[img191.imageshack.us image 500x500]


Get more, of her.
 
2014-03-10 03:28:35 PM

Dear Jerk: He impressed his friends with his badassery. Will they visit him in prison?


Don't worry about that. He'll be impressed from behind with his new prison friends.
 
2014-03-10 03:33:36 PM

HotWingConspiracy: During a subsequent interview, Bahler waived his Miranda rights and reportedly confessed to all three bank robberies.

Why the hell do people do this?


The same reason why anyone does anything; it seemed like a good idea at the time.
 
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