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(Talking Points Memo)   Bobby Jindal: 'Obama's a moron for not waging war against Russia'   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 35
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2014-03-10 01:35:10 PM
10 votes:
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God dang it, Bobby.
2014-03-10 01:33:53 PM
7 votes:
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2014-03-10 02:42:29 PM
4 votes:

Kittypie070: Stuff it up your ass, Piyush.


Which is the actual sound produced when stuffing things up one's ass.
2014-03-10 01:52:58 PM
4 votes:
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2014-03-10 03:48:02 PM
3 votes:

Kittypie070: gas giant: Kittypie070: Stuff it up your ass, Piyush.

Which is the actual sound produced when stuffing things up one's ass.

So what if he ever pulls his head out of his ass? What sound would that make...?


Bobby
2014-03-10 03:48:55 PM
2 votes:
Jindal even wonders if Obama's "timidity" is the byproduct of "a bohemian worldview that abhors conflict." Or maybe it stems from "a mushy optimism about a new world order ushered in by technology that adds a measure of leveling to the international playing field."

Translation:

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/Dangerous, war mongering idiots...
2014-03-10 02:12:51 PM
2 votes:
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2014-03-10 02:06:56 PM
2 votes:
A world war over Crimea? Yeah that's a solid idea, Bobby. Could you go get us some Tang while the adults talk for while, mkay?
2014-03-10 02:00:40 PM
2 votes:
I hope with all my heart that he runs for president in 2016.  You ever see him give a speech on camera?  He looks like he was just animated during the last lightning storm.
2014-03-10 01:44:32 PM
2 votes:
How's that "not being the stupid party" thing working for ya, Gunga Jindal?
2014-03-10 01:42:12 PM
2 votes:
And Bobby Jindal is a nutria humping idiot that wouldn't know a good idea from his ass hole.

/There, see how easy that was.
2014-03-10 01:41:35 PM
2 votes:

Cagey B: President Jindal would have put on his finest luchador garb and grabbed the first plane to Moscow. Upon his arrival, he would have personally driven Putin from the Crimea with his signature Creationist Cockpunch and Volcanic Indian Burn moves.


Can he stretch out his arms and throw Yoga Fire?  I might vote for him then.
2014-03-10 01:41:00 PM
2 votes:
So how's that "We need to stop being the stupid party" working out for ya there, Bobby?
2014-03-10 01:31:55 PM
2 votes:
Obama's Bush is a moron for not waging war against Russia

is something I didn't hear in 2008.
2014-03-10 01:31:06 PM
2 votes:
Bobby Jindal: 'We could all be in Heaven right now if not for Ohama'
2014-03-10 01:30:21 PM
2 votes:
Get back to us when you know what volcanoes are and what they do, Bobby.

And we would not want a failure in you in office with access to air strikes.
2014-03-10 01:29:53 PM
2 votes:
keep stroking your war boner
2014-03-10 08:04:39 PM
1 votes:
Maybe we just misheard him and he really said the Republican Party SHOULD be the party of stupid. At least, if we judge him by what he has said since then, he definitely seems to be fully endorsing Republican stupidity.
2014-03-10 03:41:23 PM
1 votes:

MrBallou: ScaryBottles: Arkanaut: I guess this would technically be a land war in Europe, but this is still a bad idea.

You are aware that adage comes from the book The Princess Bride yes? Its not cribbed from like The Art of War or The Book of the Five Rings or something. It comes from a fantasy/comedy novel and was said by a person who learned the hard way a few pages later he wasn't as smart as he thought he was. So can we give it a rest already.

It was supposedly said by Douglas MacArthur. After the Korean War, he urged the United States to avoid land wars in Asia.

Of course, he also found out later that he wasn't as smart as he thought he was.

Wikiquote has that listed as unsourced and considering you are the first I've ever heard attribute it to McArthur (bear in mind I'm not implying you're a derp) I'm taking the whole thing with a grain of salt. There are tons of people who attribute the whole idea we only use 10% of our brain to Einstein or claim that Charles Darwin repudiated all his theories on his deathbed.
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2014-03-10 03:31:38 PM
1 votes:
ScaryBottles: Arkanaut: I guess this would technically be a land war in Europe, but this is still a bad idea.
You are aware that adage comes from the book The Princess Bride yes? Its not cribbed from like The Art of War or The Book of the Five Rings or something. It comes from a fantasy/comedy novel and was said by a person who learned the hard way a few pages later he wasn't as smart as he thought he was. So can we give it a rest already.


I still think William Goldman meant it as a RISK reference.
2014-03-10 03:31:08 PM
1 votes:

ScaryBottles: Arkanaut: I guess this would technically be a land war in Europe, but this is still a bad idea.

You are aware that adage comes from the book The Princess Bride yes? Its not cribbed from like The Art of War or The Book of the Five Rings or something. It comes from a fantasy/comedy novel and was said by a person who learned the hard way a few pages later he wasn't as smart as he thought he was. So can we give it a rest already.


It was supposedly said by Douglas MacArthur. After the Korean War, he urged the United States to avoid land wars in Asia.

Of course, he also found out later that he wasn't as smart as he thought he was.
2014-03-10 03:07:58 PM
1 votes:

jntaylor63: Dear GOP,

Russia is NOT a 2nd rate middle east dictator with 3rd rate military tech.  It is a nuclear armed nation with the ability to send 100's to the US in less than 30 minutes.  If it comes to war, the US as you know it will be over, along with Russia and pretty much the entire planet.  Go away and let the grown-ups try to work this out before the gop tries to kill us all.


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2014-03-10 02:53:11 PM
1 votes:
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2014-03-10 02:47:35 PM
1 votes:

ScaryBottles: rynthetyn: I'm having trouble imagining a scenario where a war between the US and Russia is winnable by either side without one side or the other resorting to nuclear weapons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_military_expenditu re s

I think the U.S. will be just fine. We spend literally almost seven times as much as they do. There are literally dozens of inroads to attack Russia from and they have to defend a vastly larger territory to defend with far fewer resources. They have more people to keep fed and safe. Technologically we're decades ahead of them and much better equipped. Thats all before we factor in our greatest trade partner who just happens to live right next door and have numerically the largest army in the world and little compunction about sending them into a meat grinder. If you think China will risk its fragile economic gains by allowing us to engage in a costly and destructive military conflict that we could potentially lose (as unlikely as that may be) you don't know much about economics.

If Russia launches thats a whole ballgame. Do think China will sit still for your little pin up's temper tantrum when it opens the door to the U.S. letting our shiat fly all over Asia? I'm not sure if you're aware of this but they have both air and wind in Asia so China has a vested interest in preventing us from nuking the shiat out of Russia. No cubby if China catches even a hint of the N word Putin will take a nasty fall down the stairs, after he accidentally ingested 1000% of a lethal dose of rat poison just before he shot himself in the face six or seven times while cleaning his rifle.

/sorry everyone but I'm sick of monday morning quarterbacks dousing their drawers over a war that isn't going to happen.


//Proofreading
2014-03-10 02:19:34 PM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: I bet Putin is really good at Tic-Tac-Toe.


Of course he is...you mark an X in the center square, and his O from the square on the right just invades yours.
2014-03-10 02:09:54 PM
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: Up until now I though maybe Jindal was partially sane.

Just another GOP partisan hack I guess.



This incident ...

wonkroom.thinkprogress.org

...demonstrated all anyone needs to know about the man's capability for sane, rational judgment.
2014-03-10 02:09:37 PM
1 votes:
While the president of Russia is using military force to invade neighboring countries, our president is reducing the size of our military

I know, right? Why can't we have a bold decisive leader like Putin? What good is having the largest military in the world if we can't use it to invade our neighbors? Why won't Obama annex Toronto???
2014-03-10 02:08:18 PM
1 votes:
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2014-03-10 02:06:07 PM
1 votes:
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2014-03-10 01:58:13 PM
1 votes:

meat0918: Obama's affection for the movie the Princess Bride is widely known.

Plus, we're already involved in one land war in Asia, why on god's green Earth would we get involved in another?


I think we should hold off on invading Russia....until wintertime.  Wintertime invasions of Russia always end well, right?
2014-03-10 01:52:02 PM
1 votes:
Stuff it up your ass, Piyush.
2014-03-10 01:46:02 PM
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: Up until now I though maybe Jindal was partially sane.


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2014-03-10 01:42:05 PM
1 votes:
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2014-03-10 01:36:22 PM
1 votes:
And that "weakness," Jindal asserts, "will prove expensive for America; it always does."

What's expensive for America now? Insurance companies trying to screw the citizens? How about two unnecessary wars that helped to crash the economy? Thanks for your input Piyush but you're still not right.
2014-03-10 01:32:56 PM
1 votes:
President Jindal would have put on his finest luchador garb and grabbed the first plane to Moscow. Upon his arrival, he would have personally driven Putin from the Crimea with his signature Creationist Cockpunch and Volcanic Indian Burn moves.
 
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