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(Talking Points Memo)   Bobby Jindal: 'Obama's a moron for not waging war against Russia'   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 160
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2014-03-10 01:29:36 PM
*cough cough*

Also, farking warmongers.
 
2014-03-10 01:29:53 PM
keep stroking your war boner
 
2014-03-10 01:30:21 PM
Get back to us when you know what volcanoes are and what they do, Bobby.

And we would not want a failure in you in office with access to air strikes.
 
2014-03-10 01:31:06 PM
Bobby Jindal: 'We could all be in Heaven right now if not for Ohama'
 
2014-03-10 01:31:55 PM
Obama's Bush is a moron for not waging war against Russia

is something I didn't hear in 2008.
 
2014-03-10 01:32:56 PM
President Jindal would have put on his finest luchador garb and grabbed the first plane to Moscow. Upon his arrival, he would have personally driven Putin from the Crimea with his signature Creationist Cockpunch and Volcanic Indian Burn moves.
 
2014-03-10 01:33:14 PM
I guess this would technically be a land war in Europe, but this is still a bad idea.
 
2014-03-10 01:33:53 PM
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2014-03-10 01:33:54 PM
Sphincter says, "our president is ... boasting about the record number of Americans on food stamps."

Right. Boasting.

You're a fecking idiot, Jindal.
 
2014-03-10 01:34:30 PM
He uses multilateralism as "not a process but an end" and is "loath to act with certainty."

And that "weakness," Jindal asserts, "will prove expensive for America; it always does."


Yes, because showing unilateral "strength" has never proved expensive for America...
 
2014-03-10 01:34:55 PM
What is different between the actions of Bush re Georgia versus Obama re Ukraine?

Yknow, aside that Obama is a Democratic president.

/yes I know. Thats the actual sticking point.
//cue the folk wholl focus on my second line and not my question.
 
2014-03-10 01:35:10 PM
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God dang it, Bobby.
 
2014-03-10 01:36:22 PM
And that "weakness," Jindal asserts, "will prove expensive for America; it always does."

What's expensive for America now? Insurance companies trying to screw the citizens? How about two unnecessary wars that helped to crash the economy? Thanks for your input Piyush but you're still not right.
 
2014-03-10 01:36:36 PM
FTFA: Nowhere in the 818-word column is it ever indicated how Bobby Jindal would end the crisis, but that likely wasn't   when he wrote the piece.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-10 01:37:14 PM
Nowhere in the 818-word column is it ever indicated how Bobby Jindal would end the crisis

You don't farking say
 
2014-03-10 01:38:50 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Nowhere in the 818-word column is it ever indicated how Bobby Jindal would end the crisis

You don't farking say


We're all taken aback, I can tell you.
 
2014-03-10 01:39:00 PM
Good luck with trying to boost cred for a 2016 Presidential bid with that. The 35% approval rating in his home state won't help either.
 
2014-03-10 01:39:00 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Nowhere in the 818-word column is it ever indicated how Bobby Jindal would end the crisis

You don't farking say


By a minute.
 
2014-03-10 01:40:10 PM

Summercat: *cough cough*

Also, farking warmongers.


busy chillin': keep stroking your war boner


To be fair, this is more "Oppose Obama in everything" than desire for war. If Obama took any sort of military action, I guarantee you everyone on the right would be condemning him for not being more prudent in his actions.

Just look at Libya
 
2014-03-10 01:41:00 PM
So how's that "We need to stop being the stupid party" working out for ya there, Bobby?
 
2014-03-10 01:41:13 PM
Apparently Bobby wants to see the world revert back to the days of the Cold War.
 
2014-03-10 01:41:25 PM
And had Obama taken some sort of military stance against Russia, the Right would be screaming bloody murder about how horribly Obama is treating our valued G8 partner, Russia.

It never ends. The carnival barkers are best ignored.
 
2014-03-10 01:41:35 PM

Cagey B: President Jindal would have put on his finest luchador garb and grabbed the first plane to Moscow. Upon his arrival, he would have personally driven Putin from the Crimea with his signature Creationist Cockpunch and Volcanic Indian Burn moves.


Can he stretch out his arms and throw Yoga Fire?  I might vote for him then.
 
2014-03-10 01:42:05 PM
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Vool-CAY-now ree-sarch?
 
2014-03-10 01:42:12 PM
And Bobby Jindal is a nutria humping idiot that wouldn't know a good idea from his ass hole.

/There, see how easy that was.
 
2014-03-10 01:43:25 PM
wait, I thought the situation had nothing to do with Obama or the US.  which is it?
 
2014-03-10 01:43:30 PM
When even Vizzini knows that to get involved in a war with Russia would be a classic blunder, maybe your position is the unintelligent one.
 
2014-03-10 01:43:52 PM
Once again, GOP Presidential hopeful isn't talking to anybody but the frothing rank and file desperate for any Word showing Obama is a Bad Man.  It doesn't matter how screamingly false.

Poor Tim Pawlenty.  If only he had better timing, he could have sold the bridge collapsing in Minnesota as an uncommonly Good Thing, cf. starving little kids at school.
 
2014-03-10 01:44:31 PM
Up until now I though maybe Jindal was partially sane.

Just another GOP partisan hack I guess.
 
2014-03-10 01:44:32 PM
How's that "not being the stupid party" thing working for ya, Gunga Jindal?
 
2014-03-10 01:44:39 PM
Ah lousyana, the landfill of East Texas.
 
2014-03-10 01:44:44 PM

offmymeds: Apparently Bobby wants to see the world revert back to the days of the Cold War.


It's good for the 1%, which is the only constituency the GOP gives a shiat about.
 
2014-03-10 01:45:11 PM

Car_Ramrod: Summercat: *cough cough*

Also, farking warmongers.

busy chillin': keep stroking your war boner

To be fair, this is more "Oppose Obama in everything" than desire for war. If Obama took any sort of military action, I guarantee you everyone on the right would be condemning him for not being more prudent in his actions.

Just look at Libya


Indeed. However my coughcough posts indicate it was greened for liters with no comments on it. I usually dont comment on the article in them.

In this case, yes. This is reflexive "oppose the other party's guy" vitirol that we can expect from Republicans. In the issues they want to attack Obama on, theyve got nothing.

See my earlier post. Lets see who responds.
 
2014-03-10 01:46:02 PM

SpectroBoy: Up until now I though maybe Jindal was partially sane.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-10 01:46:04 PM

k4mi: And Bobby Jindal is a nutria humping idiot that wouldn't know a good idea from his ass hole.

/There, see how easy that was.


We went to the zoo in New Orleans once and there was a sign next to the nutria enclosure with - I kid you not - a nutria recipe.

Only in N'Awlins!
 
2014-03-10 01:46:24 PM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Once again, GOP Presidential hopeful isn't talking to anybody but the frothing rank and file desperate for any Word showing Obama is a Bad Man.  It doesn't matter how screamingly false.


Since it makes them look like complete idiots to moderates (i.e. the majority of eligible voters), I'm OK with this.
 
2014-03-10 01:46:49 PM
So which is it GOPtards?

Is Obama an empire building bully or a spineless weakling? You really need to pick an insult and stick with it.
 
2014-03-10 01:48:17 PM
Something something land war in Asia, something something thousands of nuclear warheads.
 
2014-03-10 01:49:07 PM
Obama's affection for the movie the Princess Bride is widely known.

Plus, we're already involved in one land war in Asia, why on god's green Earth would we get involved in another?
 
2014-03-10 01:52:02 PM
Stuff it up your ass, Piyush.
 
2014-03-10 01:52:47 PM
Ironically, little Bobby's real name, Piyush, is Hindi for "Pushkin."  It's true, you can look it up.
 
2014-03-10 01:52:58 PM
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2014-03-10 01:54:20 PM
OH WAAH, 0bama's a WARMONGER for meddling with Libya, WAAH.

Gods damn you stupid 'baggers.
 
2014-03-10 01:58:13 PM

meat0918: Obama's affection for the movie the Princess Bride is widely known.

Plus, we're already involved in one land war in Asia, why on god's green Earth would we get involved in another?


I think we should hold off on invading Russia....until wintertime.  Wintertime invasions of Russia always end well, right?
 
2014-03-10 02:00:40 PM
I hope with all my heart that he runs for president in 2016.  You ever see him give a speech on camera?  He looks like he was just animated during the last lightning storm.
 
2014-03-10 02:03:34 PM
*HEADDESK*
 
2014-03-10 02:05:49 PM

meat0918: Obama's affection for the movie the Princess Bride is widely known.

Plus, we're already involved in one land war in Asia, why on god's green Earth would we get involved in another?


The Ukraine is in Europe.
 
2014-03-10 02:05:54 PM

lilbjorn: offmymeds: Apparently Bobby wants to see the world revert back to the days of the Cold War.

It's good for the 1%, which is the only constituency the GOP gives a shiat about.


I would have thought the days of the Cold War were actually much better for the middle class.  Hmm.
 
2014-03-10 02:06:07 PM
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//Obligatory
 
2014-03-10 02:06:56 PM
A world war over Crimea? Yeah that's a solid idea, Bobby. Could you go get us some Tang while the adults talk for while, mkay?
 
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