HotWingConspiracy: Nowhere in the 818-word column is it ever indicated how Bobby Jindal would end the crisisYou don't farking say
Summercat: *cough cough*Also, farking warmongers.
busy chillin': keep stroking your war boner
Cagey B: President Jindal would have put on his finest luchador garb and grabbed the first plane to Moscow. Upon his arrival, he would have personally driven Putin from the Crimea with his signature Creationist Cockpunch and Volcanic Indian Burn moves.
offmymeds: Apparently Bobby wants to see the world revert back to the days of the Cold War.
Car_Ramrod: Summercat: *cough cough*Also, farking warmongers.busy chillin': keep stroking your war bonerTo be fair, this is more "Oppose Obama in everything" than desire for war. If Obama took any sort of military action, I guarantee you everyone on the right would be condemning him for not being more prudent in his actions.Just look at Libya
SpectroBoy: Up until now I though maybe Jindal was partially sane.
k4mi: And Bobby Jindal is a nutria humping idiot that wouldn't know a good idea from his ass hole./There, see how easy that was.
Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Once again, GOP Presidential hopeful isn't talking to anybody but the frothing rank and file desperate for any Word showing Obama is a Bad Man. It doesn't matter how screamingly false.
meat0918: Obama's affection for the movie the Princess Bride is widely known.Plus, we're already involved in one land war in Asia, why on god's green Earth would we get involved in another?
lilbjorn: offmymeds: Apparently Bobby wants to see the world revert back to the days of the Cold War.It's good for the 1%, which is the only constituency the GOP gives a shiat about.
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