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2014-03-10 12:50:52 PM  
My precious bodily fluids.
 
2014-03-10 01:00:39 PM  
An anvil.
 
2014-03-10 01:07:15 PM  
My engorged love log.
 
2014-03-10 01:12:20 PM  
Little pickles.
 
2014-03-10 01:20:02 PM  
 
2014-03-10 01:33:48 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: My favorite YouTube video of all time.


Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcvXJsTWlJ4
 
2014-03-10 01:41:52 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Marcus Aurelius: My favorite YouTube video of all time.

Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcvXJsTWlJ4


That ended too quickly.  No way that was the end of that.
 
2014-03-10 02:13:36 PM  
Love Bullets.
 
2014-03-10 02:22:10 PM  
Not throw so much as expel.

/ifyaknowhatimean
 
2014-03-10 02:22:39 PM  
Splooge. I'm sorry. Was that too subtle? I meant my love juice.
 
2014-03-10 02:23:34 PM  
Dildos, the answer is always dildos.
 
2014-03-10 02:24:37 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-10 02:24:57 PM  
Some of those look like they would hurt.
 
2014-03-10 02:25:03 PM  
I know what he'd throw:

www.wearysloth.com
 
2014-03-10 02:25:08 PM  
Going for the easy, cheap laughs subby?
 
2014-03-10 02:26:25 PM  
Yogurt, to go with those berries.
 
2014-03-10 02:26:27 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-10 02:27:42 PM  
One step closer to "OW My Balls!"
 
2014-03-10 02:27:43 PM  
Hot ropes.
 
2014-03-10 02:28:10 PM  
could i throw a throw pillow at her pillows?
 
2014-03-10 02:28:56 PM  
Her sense of fashion?
 
2014-03-10 02:29:24 PM  
A map of Hawaii.

If you know what I mean...
 
2014-03-10 02:30:08 PM  
I'm less concerned with throwing things at her head and more concerned with what she would do with mine.
 
2014-03-10 02:31:07 PM  
Splooge
 
2014-03-10 02:31:13 PM  
how'd this get greenlit for the main page (instead of staying on "Fark Us" or "Fark Stupid shiat") without being a photoshop contest?

/Cranky. It's farking MONDAY, people.
 
2014-03-10 02:31:34 PM  
An ax and a coolwater sammich on the obligatory Sunday Go-to-meeting bun. Maybe a lamp to finish it off.
 
2014-03-10 02:32:40 PM  
OK, some of those are humorous - but they'd funnier if she was really dedicated to her craft and ACTUALLY had things thrown at her head, and not just staged.
 
2014-03-10 02:34:19 PM  
I'd throw all the whiners who biatch about their submissions not being greenlit at her...
 
2014-03-10 02:35:36 PM  
hilariousandnegative.files.wordpress.com
"...everything I had..."
 
2014-03-10 02:36:27 PM  
It would be ever so nice if someone would Photoshop Palin's head into those pics.
 
2014-03-10 02:37:04 PM  
skinofgold.com

/relax, it's moisturizer
 
2014-03-10 02:37:06 PM  

Two16: [hilariousandnegative.files.wordpress.com image 450x338]
"...everything I had..."


You win, good sir.
 
2014-03-10 02:38:01 PM  
A rag full of ether.
 
2014-03-10 02:41:05 PM  

abhorrent1: Some of those look like they would hurt.


Ya gotta read TFA
 
2014-03-10 02:45:27 PM  
media2.giphy.com

Skittles?
 
2014-03-10 02:45:46 PM  
I can think of a list of fun things:

- Ping pong balls from a rapid-fire air gun,
- An octopus, a la Detroit Red Wings fans,
- A pailful of red Carolina clay mud,
- Gobbets of cottage cheese,
- A giant French crepe smeared with Nutella,
and of course,
- A used sanitary napkin
 
2014-03-10 02:45:48 PM  

abhorrent1: Some of those look like they would hurt.


They also look poorly composited, so there's that...
 
2014-03-10 02:48:17 PM  
Custard
 
2014-03-10 02:48:50 PM  
WTF does "after the jump" mean anyway? Especially when the photos start immediately below that sentence. Where is this "jump" of which you speak?
 
2014-03-10 02:50:43 PM  
 
2014-03-10 02:51:48 PM  
Oh, and Christine did it better, before this chick was born:
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-10 02:53:20 PM  
Looks more like it should be called "stuff temporarily stuck to my head" but then again I'm a bit of a cynical asshole.
 
2014-03-10 02:58:32 PM  

bughunter: I can think of a list of fun things:

- Ping pong balls from a rapid-fire air gun,
- An octopus, a la Detroit Red Wings fans,
- A pailful of red Carolina clay mud,
- Gobbets of cottage cheese,
- A giant French crepe smeared with Nutella,
and of course,
- A used sanitary napkin


Sounds kinky.
 
2014-03-10 03:02:16 PM  

dittybopper: My precious bodily fluids.


With a jerky motion?
 
2014-03-10 03:02:25 PM  
Several pearl necklaces
 
2014-03-10 03:02:40 PM  

foo monkey: One step closer to "OW My Balls!"


img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-10 03:03:15 PM  

stonicus: I'd throw all the whiners who biatch about their submissions not being greenlit at her...


She'd be crushed by the weight. She'd never survive it.
 
2014-03-10 03:05:17 PM  
I give it three days before someone, somewhere, ends up in the ER after trying to top on of these shots.
 
2014-03-10 03:05:54 PM  
And by "on" I mean "one"; sigh.
 
2014-03-10 03:05:59 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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