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(Gawker)   I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but it appears to be the world's most insolent, spoiled little shiatstain when being deposed   (defamer.gawker.com ) divider line
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2014-03-10 12:46:06 PM  
What as asshole.
 
2014-03-10 12:51:07 PM  
read that as disposed.

/next time.
 
2014-03-10 12:51:37 PM  
Say what you want about the little douchebag, but he is correct about him being detrimental to his own career.
 
2014-03-10 12:52:00 PM  
He has a very punch-able face.
 
2014-03-10 12:52:16 PM  
Bieber video deposition leaked just so Bieber can reconfirm your opinion about Bieber.
 
2014-03-10 12:52:31 PM  
John Lennon is dead, and this asshole walks the farking planet.  There is no justice.
 
2014-03-10 12:53:33 PM  
This smug little brat's demise can't come soon enough for me.
 
2014-03-10 12:53:55 PM  
Headline included my second most hated meme on Fark.
 
2014-03-10 12:54:14 PM  
If he's on trial for criminal battery charges, doesn't he have the right to remain silent during depositions?
 
2014-03-10 12:57:56 PM  
Holy living f*ck, what an absolute skidmark of a person.
 
2014-03-10 12:58:02 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: John Lennon is dead, and this asshole walks the farking planet.  There is no justice.


John was being a jerk and shot in the face before this kid was even born.

Find a new hero.
 
2014-03-10 12:59:07 PM  
The right, but not the ability, it seems,
 
2014-03-10 01:00:24 PM  

State_College_Arsonist: If he's on trial for criminal battery charges, doesn't he have the right to remain silent during depositions?


Farkin moron that I am, let's try that again.

The right, but not the ability.
 
2014-03-10 01:00:40 PM  

State_College_Arsonist: If he's on trial for criminal battery charges, doesn't he have the right to remain silent during depositions?


To quote Ron White: "I had the right to remain silent; but I did not have the ability."
 
2014-03-10 01:02:28 PM  
He can't be punched hard enough.
 
2014-03-10 01:03:41 PM  
I think it was for a civil suit.  While he may think he was being funny, I think it will bite him in the ass.  I am sure it will never make it inside the courtroom as they will settle.
 
2014-03-10 01:03:56 PM  

Gunny Highway: John was being a jerk


So THAT'S why he got shot in the face.

I had no idea.
 
2014-03-10 01:07:51 PM  
I can not express my feelings for this person. I don't think a celebrity has ever made me feel this way.
 
2014-03-10 01:10:09 PM  
Well at this rate he will burn through his money and preform at some off the strip casino in Vegas in a few years and end up on VH1 talking about how relavent he is like David Cassidy.
 
2014-03-10 01:11:06 PM  

vernonFL: What as asshole.


Nah, nah, nah; he deserves the "Christ, what an asshole!" quote

/Christ, what an asshole~!
 
2014-03-10 01:11:43 PM  

scottydoesntknow: State_College_Arsonist: If he's on trial for criminal battery charges, doesn't he have the right to remain silent during depositions?

To quote Ron White: "I had the right to remain silent; but I did not have the ability."


FREE TATER!!
 
2014-03-10 01:13:09 PM  

Gunny Highway: Benevolent Misanthrope: John Lennon is dead, and this asshole walks the farking planet.  There is no justice.

John was being a jerk and shot in the face before this kid was even born.

Find a new hero.


Ditto. Lennon wrote a couple decent songs but by most accounts he was an asshole. Oh what a hero, sleeping in for peace. I admire his resolve to shoot up and fark his object of yellow fever for a week or two.

The more I think about it, George Harrison was my favorite Beatle, then Ringo, Paul and John in that order.
 
2014-03-10 01:15:33 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: Say what you want about the little douchebag, but he is correct about him being detrimental to his own career.


Anybody know the over-under on the judge imposing the death penalty?
 
2014-03-10 01:16:22 PM  

tobcc: I think it was for a civil suit.  While he may think he was being funny, I think it will bite him in the ass.  I am sure it will never make it inside the courtroom as they will settle.



I hope it does and I hope Bieber acts the exact same way. I'd love to see him spend a night in lockup for contempt of court.
 
2014-03-10 01:17:11 PM  

H31N0US: Gunny Highway: Benevolent Misanthrope: John Lennon is dead, and this asshole walks the farking planet.  There is no justice.

John was being a jerk and shot in the face before this kid was even born.

Find a new hero.

Ditto. Lennon wrote a couple decent songs but by most accounts he was an asshole. Oh what a hero, sleeping in for peace. I admire his resolve to shoot up and fark his object of yellow fever for a week or two.

The more I think about it, George Harrison was my favorite Beatle, then Ringo, Paul and John in that order.



Meh. Tesco Vee said it best: "Two down, two to go."
 
2014-03-10 01:19:38 PM  
Seems like a lot of people didn't watch the whole video.
/Annoying guy and Usher questions
 
2014-03-10 01:23:32 PM  
Not that I have any love for the Biebs, but the attorney asking him the questions is a douchebag (sorry - I know that's redundant). How Usher or Selena Gomez have anything to do with this case is beyond me.
 
2014-03-10 01:25:07 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Headline included my second most hated meme on Fark.


You're welcome!

/subby
//woohoo! Greenlight!
 
2014-03-10 01:26:03 PM  
Ha Ha! Your problem now, 'merikuh!
 
2014-03-10 01:30:07 PM  

tobcc: I think it was for a civil suit.  While he may think he was being funny, I think it will bite him in the ass.  I am sure it will never make it inside the courtroom as they will settle.


What I find funny when this stuff happens is how the witness always seems to think they're getting the upper hand by behaving like a jackass.  This behavior is _exactly_ what that lawyer wanted to see, and the lawyer got it all on video for the jury.
 
2014-03-10 01:32:44 PM  

H31N0US: Ditto. Lennon wrote a couple decent songs but by most accounts he was an asshole.


Now I am not the worlds biggest beatle/lennon fan by any stretch of the imagination - in fact I can hardly stand paul mccartney... but Paul and John each wrote one hell of a lot more than a couple good signs even to this lackluster fan.

/george is also my favorite beatle
 
2014-03-10 01:34:15 PM  

What an ass!

i.imgur.com


i.imgur.com


i.imgur.com

 
2014-03-10 01:34:52 PM  
img.fark.net

Seemed appropriate
 
2014-03-10 01:35:41 PM  
I'm not saying most of you would suck that lawyer's weener, but you'd definitely hold it in your mouth until it went soft.
 
2014-03-10 01:39:15 PM  
Since when is a deposition filmed with multiple cameras and bounce boards all over the place? Jesus, it was planned to be "leaked" from the beginning, what a joke.

And on a side note, isn't this supposed to be the way we ALL are supposed talk to lawyers? I thought we were supposed to think of lawyers as "scum". I wish someone would make up their minds.
 
2014-03-10 01:40:26 PM  
Why do they even bother with the video when they have so many gif's showing everything?

/That site sucks ass.
 
2014-03-10 01:46:40 PM  
Aw, he used to be such a pretty little 14-year-old girl, too.


/I liked George best too
 
2014-03-10 01:48:56 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-10 01:51:08 PM  
Bieber's brand is dead, or dying before us, at the very least.  All those little girls who would sob hysterically when he'd walk on stage are now old enough to realize on their own what a complete douchebag he has become (not to mention drug addict and societal embarrassment).  Every boy on the planet wants to knock his teeth out. The kid who used to be a heartthrob is now nothing more than a punchline. As a parent, I use his personal train-wreck as an example of how NOT to behave or live your life.  In the end, he's lost his fan base.  And he can't sell any records without fans.
 
2014-03-10 01:53:56 PM  
images.lolstream.com
 
2014-03-10 01:55:52 PM  
thiswritelife.files.wordpress.com

WE SHALL NOT BE DEPOSED! WE ARE THE VOICE OF THE LIVING GOD!
 
2014-03-10 02:06:17 PM  
Looks frighteningly similar to my younger brother in his late teens through his mid-twenties.

Turns out that he was an insufferable douche as well.

/still is, but age is catching up with him and it's glorious to behold his dismay at that fact
 
2014-03-10 02:07:03 PM  
He's finally gotten slightly interesting.

I don't know much about The Beatles but I'm a bit surprised to see Paul low on peoples' lists.
That aside, I think Paul is a very good example of a pop star/musician. Oops - gotta go, somebody's knocking at the door.
 
2014-03-10 02:18:07 PM  
Ok, I'm almost forty and I've just fallen for the Beibs. That was hilarious. I agree with the one commenter on the article that said they could imagine Tony Soprano sitting there, saying at the end "Are we done?". Beibs knows they have nothing real on him and decided to treat it like the mockery they were making it. It doesn't matter how he behaves, as long as he doesn't hit or threaten anyone, they have no real case and his lawyer$$$ will get him off.
 
2014-03-10 02:21:22 PM  
Can't we just send the little fark back??
 
2014-03-10 02:23:00 PM  
All things must pass, Biebs...

/George
 
2014-03-10 02:26:16 PM  
This was staged and then planned to be leaked.  Bieber is a bad boy now. just like George Costanza with his old person hemorrhoid pillow.
 
2014-03-10 02:28:16 PM  
Yet he's loved by farkers.
 
2014-03-10 02:39:54 PM  
bikerbob59:


I saw a comment you made the other day about Kraft Foods, Tombstone pizzas, and sauce recipes and wanted to reply but the thread had already closed. So anyway, were you aware they're selling the original Tombstone recipes under the "Pep's" and "Big Ben's" brands? They're as good as I remember them being in days gone by. Kinda hard to find and I'm not sure how widely distributed they are outside of Wisconsin, though.

(*And* another company's reverse-engineered candy raisins.)

/everyone else please pardon the threadjack... thanks
 
2014-03-10 03:04:45 PM  
Douchey as he is, even he's still is not as hideous as Kanye West.
 
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