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(Newsnet5)   74 years ago, He was born in a log cabin built by his own hands   (newsnet5.com) divider line 28
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2014-03-10 01:07:21 PM  
Is he still here?
Wasn't he one of the "internet tough guys" (tm) who made vague threats is President Obama won his re-election?
 
2014-03-10 01:08:51 PM  

namatad: Is he still here?
Wasn't he one of the "internet tough guys" (tm) who made vague threats is President Obama won his re-election?


cdn1.alexanderhiggins.com
1000 years of Charlie Murphy if Obama is re-elected.
 
2014-03-10 01:09:54 PM  

namatad: Is he still here?
Wasn't he one of the "internet tough guys" (tm) who made vague threats is President Obama won his re-election?


Yeah, the guy whose entire career can be pointed back to hanging onto Bruce Lee's nutsack for dear life. I believe he said 1,000 years of darkness would result, so I assume he blames Obama for nobody calling him about a Walker Texas Ranger reunion.
 
2014-03-10 01:13:08 PM  
F**k him in his treasonous, secessionist rear end !
 
2014-03-10 01:16:06 PM  
kttv.images.worldnow.com

Danny Trejo's actual tweet.
 
2014-03-10 01:30:48 PM  
Regardless of what you think about his politics, you gotta admit, he looks pretty good for 74.
 
2014-03-10 01:37:35 PM  

Arkanaut: Regardless of what you think about his politics, you gotta admit, he looks pretty good for 74.


That's because his toop is only 17.

(met him ears back...he is very short, and his toupee is very funny)
 
2014-03-10 01:38:11 PM  
*years

geez.
 
2014-03-10 01:40:51 PM  
I dunno, that rug is just silly. As much money as he has, you'd think he would have one where you could never tell. And those teeth are soo perfect; almost to the point where you suspect they get put in a glass with some Polident at night.
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2014-03-10 01:43:56 PM  
"Met him ears back"
d21p753pzfk62u.cloudfront.net
 
2014-03-10 01:44:17 PM  
I was more shocked that Jasmine Guy is 52....that means she was in her late 20's/early 30's when was playing a high schooler back in the 90's on the Cosby spinoff and Fresh Prince shows.
 
2014-03-10 01:45:35 PM  

chevydeuce: I was more shocked that Jasmine Guy is 52....that means she was in her late 20's/early 30's when was playing a high schooler back in the 90's on the Cosby spinoff and Fresh Prince shows.


Haven't you heard? It don't crack.
 
2014-03-10 01:49:05 PM  

Repo Man: "Met him ears back"
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Ha!  I was thinking the same thing, but of the canine variety.
 
2014-03-10 02:04:15 PM  
funny-pictures-blog.com
 
2014-03-10 02:04:32 PM  
Yay, let's celebrate a tired, obnoxious creationist.
 
2014-03-10 02:11:43 PM  
i didn't picture him as a log cabin republican
 
2014-03-10 02:14:44 PM  
You know why there's more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee Jokes?

Because Bruce Lee was no joke, my friend.
 
2014-03-10 02:18:36 PM  
The only thing Chuck Norris can't roundhouse kick would appear to be Dementia.
 
2014-03-10 02:29:27 PM  
Maybe I'm humor-impaired, but I never 'got' all the internet love for Chuck Norris. It's tied for second (along with David Hasselhoff love) for the stupidest internet thing ever.
 
2014-03-10 02:58:10 PM  
Of all the memes in the world, I hate the Chuck Norris one the most.
 
2014-03-10 03:04:03 PM  
Whenever somebody tells a Chuck Norris joke, I just repurpose it as a Garrus Vakarian joke and I feel much better.
 
2014-03-10 03:44:50 PM  
Keep drinking those Grecian Formula 16 strawberry-flavored embalming fluid milkshakes, you herping/derping Bruce Lee punching bag.
 
2014-03-10 03:46:30 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-10 03:47:58 PM  
Unimpressed:

www-personal.umich.edu
 
2014-03-10 06:24:56 PM  
Stupid meme and stupid Okie
 
2014-03-10 06:59:44 PM  

idesofmarch: Whenever somebody tells a Chuck Norris joke, I just repurpose

calibrate it as a Garrus Vakarian joke and I feel much better.

FTFY.
 
2014-03-11 05:44:21 AM  

idesofmarch: Whenever somebody tells a Chuck Norris joke, I just repurpose it as a Garrus Vakarian joke and I feel much better.


Seems fair.  Most Chuck Norris jokes are just repurposed Vin Diesel jokes, anyway.  Which were (IIRC) mostly repurposed Mr. T jokes.  The only reason everyone knows them as Chuck Norris jokes is because that's whose name was attached when they finally got noticed by popular culture.

/internet meme hipster
//Mr T would throw Chuck Norris hella far
 
2014-03-11 02:25:00 PM  
... In 'All You Zombies', that could work...
 
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