Once there actually was a fire in my dorm, and out of the 1,300 people living there, probably 140 evacuated their bowels when they found out. Is that what the headliner was getting at?
Ahem, and now an obscure quote...MD: You killed my wife, you murdered my b'aerns, you evacuated your bowels in my stew--MB: I did'nae!MD: Yes, you did! I had to throw have of it away.
Anyone who can tell me where that comes from has my eternal respect. (Hint: Shakespeare)
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