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(Segment)   "Oh, that's weed," says man with $400k worth of heroin on kitchen table after routine noise complaint check   ( divider line
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2014-03-10 01:11:43 PM  
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Gunny Highway: ransack.: Gunny Highway: ransack.: Gunny Highway: he could face eight years in prison.

For 5 pounds of heroin?  I guess.  Just glad they were able to get it before it hit the streets.

Yeah, because there's no way to make more. Now that they got that 2 kilos, that's 2 kilos closer towards ridding the world of heroin. Because opium poppies are extinct. And pretty soon the war on drugs will be over, and there will be no drugs. Anywhere.

I had a feeling I would get slammed for this.  I never said anything like that.


No, I wasn't being snarky. I'm glad that guy will be housed at taxpayer expense for the next five years, instead of paying his own bills by operating an unlicensed retail operation dealing illicit drugs. Now all of the guys he sold heroin to will have no choice but to get clean and get real jobs, volunteer at church, and join the National Guard!

You don't have friends do you?

No, they died of marijuana
2014-03-10 01:08:30 PM  
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ransack.: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I know I spelled the wrong kind of heroin / heroin but I'll be damned if I'm gonna take the time to fix it.  You'll read it and you'll like it.

Actually you have to extract the morphine with solvents and react it with acetic anhydride or strong acetic acid

Did you even bother to study the diagram?  Poppies in, heroin out.  Don't complicate this.
2014-03-10 12:38:31 PM  
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