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(Ocala Star-Banner)   Mom lured into garage by 13-year-old daughter where girl's teen boyfriend slit her throat. On the plus side, couple did take Mom to ER if she promised not to sue boyfriend later   (ocala.com) divider line 52
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2014-03-10 01:00:36 PM
How the world has changed.  Why, back in my day, the worst things you worried about a 13-year-old girlfriend and a 15-year-old boyfriend doing were smoking or farking, not murdering mom.

I just hope that young man understands the gravity of the situation -- he was driving the car without a license.
 
2014-03-10 01:04:40 PM
She had to promise not to sue them??  Why would she sue them?  How could they possibly pay anything?
 
2014-03-10 01:05:14 PM
And they planned it on Facebook. Welcome to "Being charged as an adult" population: two
 
2014-03-10 01:06:17 PM
What a complete jerk. She promised they could be together after, and by reporting it the cops there is no way that can happen.

She went back on her word, he should have never given her a ride to the hospital.
 
2014-03-10 01:07:28 PM
I think I've been on Fark to long. I was expecting a murder and corpse rape.
 
2014-03-10 01:09:26 PM
And they're juvies, so its a slap on the wrist and back into the population.
 
2014-03-10 01:09:46 PM
Damn; what idiots. I bet he's a big loser and the girl's parents said lose him. Either that, or meth is a hell of a drug. Or they got caught farking and he didn't want to get sent down the river.
 
2014-03-10 01:09:50 PM

Evil Mackerel: I think I've been on Fark to long. I was expecting a murder and corpse rape.


What in that headline lead you to think murder and corpse rape? You have issues man....

/can you rape a corpse?
 
2014-03-10 01:10:19 PM
FTA - Both teens were arrested on two counts each conspiracy to commit murder and one count each of attempted murder in the second degree. They were being held without bond at the Marion County Juvenile Detention Center.

Maybe my understanding of murder degrees is off, but if you conspire murder, isn't that 1st degree? Any FARK lawyers here today?
 
2014-03-10 01:10:52 PM
I'm confused.  What happened to Dad?  The article says that the kid went into the house to confront Dad but Dad talked him into driving Mom to the hospital.  Why couldn't Dad drive Mom to the hospital?  Was he still drunk from the night before?  Is he handicapped in some way that he can't drive?  This story has too many holes.
 
2014-03-10 01:17:49 PM

honk: She had to promise not to sue them??  Why would she sue them?  How could they possibly pay anything?


The average 13 year old is pretty stupid, and I have a feeling these two are well below average. Not exactly criminal masterminds.
 
2014-03-10 01:17:54 PM
Mothers Day will be awkward.
 
2014-03-10 01:17:55 PM

stupiddream: I'm confused.  What happened to Dad?  The article says that the kid went into the house to confront Dad but Dad talked him into driving Mom to the hospital.  Why couldn't Dad drive Mom to the hospital?  Was he still drunk from the night before?  Is he handicapped in some way that he can't drive?  This story has too many holes.


Dad was in on it.  Really wanted the wifey out of the picture.  Let the kids take the heat.  Makes too much sense really.
 
2014-03-10 01:18:26 PM
Kids... The little scamps are always up to something.
 
2014-03-10 01:19:06 PM

stupiddream: I'm confused.  What happened to Dad?  The article says that the kid went into the house to confront Dad but Dad talked him into driving Mom to the hospital.  Why couldn't Dad drive Mom to the hospital?  Was he still drunk from the night before?  Is he handicapped in some way that he can't drive?  This story has too many holes.


Kid had a weapon and dad didn't have one?
 
2014-03-10 01:23:15 PM
Part of their punishment should be steralization. I can only imagine the rocket surgeons these two would produce.
 
2014-03-10 01:23:28 PM

stupiddream: I'm confused.  What happened to Dad?  The article says that the kid went into the house to confront Dad but Dad talked him into driving Mom to the hospital.  Why couldn't Dad drive Mom to the hospital?  Was he still drunk from the night before?  Is he handicapped in some way that he can't drive?  This story has too many holes.


This is Ocala, FL we're talking about here. Just assume that everyone is involved in this story is a severely inbred paint chewer and things will make more sense.
 
2014-03-10 01:24:15 PM
Boy, it's going to be one awkward Thanksgiving in that home this year, huh?
 
2014-03-10 01:24:37 PM
Awww...teen love.
 
2014-03-10 01:28:35 PM
Wow, that is pretty messed up.  I'm glad the mom survived, but now they'll have to go through seeing their daughter tried for attempted murder.
 
2014-03-10 01:30:38 PM
Teenage girls are manipulative little shiats. If you have the misfortune of being saddled with one, DO NOT TRUST HER.
 
2014-03-10 01:31:47 PM
Yeah, Ocala: my hometown.
 
2014-03-10 01:32:22 PM
I call BS.  No teenager would ever try to harm an adult.

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/I love popcorn
 
2014-03-10 01:33:23 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: /can you rape a corpse?


Well . . . I know you're not supposed to. . .
 
2014-03-10 01:34:32 PM

blatz514: Dad was in on it.  Really wanted the wifey out of the picture.  Let the kids take the heat.  Makes too much sense really.


I hope not, if they're willing to kill the mother like that then they'll flip on him in a heartbeat and rat him out. Then again, it would make about as much sense as the rest of the plan, so I could see it happening.
 
2014-03-10 01:35:05 PM

honk: She had to promise not to sue them??  Why would she sue them?  How could they possibly pay anything?


Does this really need explaining?  They are idiot teens who cannot see 5 minutes beyond their decision(s).  Prison probably did not even enter their reality/thinking...to them, having to pay money to someone is the most tragic thing evar!
 
2014-03-10 01:45:28 PM

wyldkard: FTA - Both teens were arrested on two counts each conspiracy to commit murder and one count each of attempted murder in the second degree. They were being held without bond at the Marion County Juvenile Detention Center.

Maybe my understanding of murder degrees is off, but if you conspire murder, isn't that 1st degree? Any FARK lawyers here today?


The legal standards change from state to state in regards to premeditation.  It's also Florida, so they may reserve their first degree murder charges for something like "shot youngster because he wouldn't get off my lawn" or "shot <insert Casey Anthony/George Zimmerman> because I disagreed with the verdict."
 
2014-03-10 01:46:54 PM
"Yeah, sure. I won't sue you." *gurgle* "Just get me to the hospital." *gurglegurgle*

Later, at the hospital, as mom is exiting the car: "But I am going to make sure you spend most of the rest of your life in jail, you twat." *spurrrrrrt*

End scene.
 
2014-03-10 01:57:29 PM
Just another story that further illustrates the growing danger of heteronormative teenage behavior.
 
2014-03-10 02:01:18 PM
"He(boyfriend) also told her (mom) that she should not have hit him with a stick previously"

I'm going out on a limb to say the whole family is probably batshiate crazy.
 
2014-03-10 02:11:03 PM
I didn't know mobile homes had garages.
 
2014-03-10 02:14:41 PM

wyldkard: FTA - Both teens were arrested on two counts each conspiracy to commit murder and one count each of attempted murder in the second degree. They were being held without bond at the Marion County Juvenile Detention Center.

Maybe my understanding of murder degrees is off, but if you conspire murder, isn't that 1st degree? Any FARK lawyers here today?


I'm not sure what they are held on has anything to do with what charges the prosecutors will pursue.
 
2014-03-10 02:35:45 PM

Prey4reign: Why, back in my day, the worst things you worried about a 13-year-old girlfriend and a 15-year-old boyfriend doing were smoking or farking, not murdering mom.


Back in your day Lizzie Borden was only 6.
 
2014-03-10 02:49:01 PM
If your 13 year old kids is trying (and almost succeeding) to have you murdered I am going to first wonder what type of parent you were.
 
2014-03-10 03:06:35 PM

whither_apophis: And they planned it on Facebook. Welcome to "Being charged as an adult" population: two


No adult would plant to murder their mother on facebook, that's just stupid. This is clearly the act of someone with a juvenile mind.
 
2014-03-10 03:07:27 PM
The article did say the mother had previously struck the boyfriend with a stick.

I'd say the violence in that family started before he got there.
 
2014-03-10 03:24:52 PM

Nix Nightbird: The article did say the mother had previously struck the boyfriend with a stick.

I'd say the violence in that family started before he got there.


I would imagine that the teenage boy was banging the girl, on the property when he was unwelcome to do so, etc.
 
2014-03-10 03:27:09 PM

Best Princess Celestia: And they're juvies, so its a slap on the wrist and back into the population.


She'll be put back into population because her boyfriend has a penis and manipulated her, but mostly due to penis.

He'll be charged as an adult because penis.
 
2014-03-10 03:27:38 PM
Boyfriend slashes mother's throat
Attempts to haul
Mother to the hospital
 
2014-03-10 03:34:01 PM

Best Princess Celestia: And they're juvies, so its a slap on the wrist and back into the population.


In Florida that is exactly what will happen.  The DJJ will recommend probation for both offenders and the Dependency people will do everything in their power to get that young girl back home again so they will make a big happy family.  What a bunch of effing bs in the way this state treats juveniles.  We don't want to hurt the precious snowflakes feelings.
 
2014-03-10 03:36:21 PM
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2014-03-10 03:47:48 PM

Nix Nightbird: The article did say the mother had previously struck the boyfriend with a stick.


Yeah, I caught that too.  So, the boyfriend was just Standing His Ground.

\not guilty, Your Honor.
 
2014-03-10 03:51:27 PM
Why didn't she stand her ground?
 
2014-03-10 05:14:30 PM

whither_apophis: And they planned it on Facebook. Welcome to "Being charged as an adult" population: two


You betcha!

FTFA: Both teens were arrested on two counts each conspiracy to commit murder and one count each of attempted murder in the second degree.

Extremely rare things I like to see from time to time: Teen criminals charged as adults, and cops suspended WITHOUT pay.
 
2014-03-10 05:21:16 PM

IRQ12: If your 13 year old kids is trying (and almost succeeding) to have you murdered I am going to first wonder what type of parent you were.


Not necessarily. Teenage girls are the f*cking Devil. The parents could be saints, but little Kimberly will be Satan incarnate. And no one would be the wiser until she's got Brandon twisted around her little finger, telling him to kill Mommy and Daddy, all because they put their foot down and put her on a curfew.

/Why, yes I've had experience with teenage girls when I was younger
//Thankfully I was smart enough to run the other way too damn nerdy to be with any of them, and saw others fall into their traps. Thank you, virginity!
 
2014-03-10 05:29:35 PM
Teenage girls in love are a whole other level of crazy.
 
2014-03-10 05:43:27 PM
I call shenanigans.  True love means dying for the people you love.  So how come the mom agreed to be taken to the hospital?  Is not like she knew she was ruining her daughter's life.
 
2014-03-10 05:48:42 PM

whosits_112: IRQ12: If your 13 year old kids is trying (and almost succeeding) to have you murdered I am going to first wonder what type of parent you were.

Not necessarily. Teenage girls are the f*cking Devil. The parents could be saints, but little Kimberly will be Satan incarnate. And no one would be the wiser until she's got Brandon twisted around her little finger, telling him to kill Mommy and Daddy, all because they put their foot down and put her on a curfew.

/Why, yes I've had experience with teenage girls when I was younger
//Thankfully I was smart enough to run the other way too damn nerdy to be with any of them, and saw others fall into their traps. Thank you, virginity!


Boys and girls at that age are the devil but the numbers say that most all of them make it through without planning and attempting first degree murder, of their parents.

Kids who kill usually come from extremely violent, abusive,  and/or dysfunctional homes.

Not excusing their actions, btw.  Just saying usually the parents in these things are more accomplices in crimes against them by their children than victims of it.
 
2014-03-10 06:52:57 PM
Looks like he'll be going from a o to an O.
 
2014-03-10 07:00:43 PM

wyldkard: FTA - Both teens were arrested on two counts each conspiracy to commit murder and one count each of attempted murder in the second degree. They were being held without bond at the Marion County Juvenile Detention Center.

Maybe my understanding of murder degrees is off, but if you conspire murder, isn't that 1st degree? Any FARK lawyers here today?


My guess is you have to be successful to get to the 1rst degree.  But that is only a guess.
 
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