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(Huffington Post)   Sarah Palin says she'll "never say never" to a presidential run, at least until she's halfway through it   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2014-03-10 03:08:55 PM  

2wolves: Oh please oh please oh please oh please...


If God ever wanted to give me proof that he exists, he'd make Sarah Palin run for President with Michelle Bachmann.
 
2014-03-10 03:09:39 PM  

miscreant: Virtual Pariah: I have new respect for her actually.

She knows that if she dangles the presidency bait, the rubes will keep funding her lifestyle.
At this rate, she can do that for another 30 years.

Brilliant.

I doubt it. She's probably got 5 years left of being attractive enough to the old white guys who get a boner for her. Once she's too wrinkly, they'll go back to fapping to Malkin and her run will be over.


That's what botox is for.  The critical point will be where the amount she takes in grifting is less than the amount she has to spend on cosmetic surgery.
 
2014-03-10 03:10:50 PM  

Sybarite: She needs to finish this book first...

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so definitely not 2016.


It's so sad to see that she has to resort to swiping a routine from someone who's a bigger huckster and attention whore than she is.
 
2014-03-10 03:13:12 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Sybarite: She needs to finish this book first...

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so definitely not 2016.

It's so sad to see that she has to resort to swiping a routine from someone who's a bigger huckster and attention whore than she is.


That's the best part of this whole story for me.  Not only did she confirm her status as Queen of the Asshats, she did it...by stealing someone else's bit.  And none of them called her on it (I suppose because the whole shutdown got "mixed reviews").
 
2014-03-10 03:18:04 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Sybarite: She needs to finish this book first...

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so definitely not 2016.

It's so sad to see that she has to resort to swiping a routine from someone who's a bigger huckster and attention whore than she is.


Have you not noticed how the derps around here have begun to parrot our lines? Seriously the other day one of these idiots tried to toss out the "we get it...." bit to defend Condi. They've been using the " ______, got it" its okay when we do it bit for months now. Most of these mongoloids never have an original thought more complicated than "0BUNGHOLE BAD! EAT TAXES!"
 
2014-03-10 03:19:16 PM  

born_yesterday: FuryOfFirestorm: Sybarite: She needs to finish this book first...

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so definitely not 2016.

It's so sad to see that she has to resort to swiping a routine from someone who's a bigger huckster and attention whore than she is.

That's the best part of this whole story for me.  Not only did she confirm her status as Queen of the Asshats, she did it...by stealing someone else's bit.  And none of them called her on it (I suppose because the whole shutdown got "mixed reviews").


Of course her fandom isn't going to call out Failin' Palin. They'll just pop wheelies on their Hoverrounds, squeal with glee and throw all their pension checks at her because they think she is sticking it to the Joos, nigras, queerosexuals, Mooslins, and liebruls.
 
2014-03-10 03:58:28 PM  
She might like you better if we slept together?
 
2014-03-10 04:00:54 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Baz744: There is at this time only one potential Republican contender with any chance to beat Hillary. You know who she is.

No, I don't. Nikki Haley? Kelly Ayotte? Please. Liz Warren has graded shiatty Econ papers with more depth than those two.

Olympia Snowe is too old, moderate, and unknown (outside of Maine, which is now redder than the version that elected her). Many of the GOP wives might make interesting candidates, but Laura Bush is a Democrat (still, right?), Liddy Dole had her chance, LOL Lynne Cheney, Ms Palin is toxic to most (if not all) Democrats and not a few Republicans...what's Nancy Reagan up to these days?

// and...something about Potatoeine Quyale


I briefly parsed that as "Potentate".

/As in, Illustrious of the set.
//Dagnabit, Earl, it's Bubba.
///whee earworm
 
2014-03-10 04:04:12 PM  

syberpud: So this is the politician's version of doing a handstand on the beach in a bikini?


I'm sure she's done that too.
 
2014-03-10 04:09:53 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: If God ever wanted to give me proof that he exists, he'd make Sarah Palin run for President with Michelle Bachmann.


I think that might actually create a singularity, from which no intelligence could escape.
 
2014-03-10 04:13:40 PM  
Farkin' Palin.. i've had enough of reality tv for one lifetime, you know what i mean?

Like, my whole life. thanks.
 
2014-03-10 04:47:08 PM  

Fart_Machine: Palin's appeal was her appearance which she has been losing steadily unless you have a fetish for beef jerky.


I'll get the two tiny coffins.
 
2014-03-10 04:52:51 PM  
America is not ready for such a strong, conservative woman.
 
2014-03-10 05:44:38 PM  

Mantour: America is not ready for such a strong, conservative woman.


But at least she isn't old like Hilary.  America dosen't want to see a woman age.
 
2014-03-10 05:53:57 PM  

Summercat: I dont want Bayonetta for President.


Don't you insult Bayonetta like that!

/I'd rather elect a fictional, CG character president any day...
 
2014-03-11 12:54:13 AM  

hubiestubert: There's a principle involved.


You mean this one, right?
 
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