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(Huffington Post)   Sarah Palin says she'll "never say never" to a presidential run, at least until she's halfway through it   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 66
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2014-03-10 10:24:37 AM
The ground rules her team would lay out before a debate would be longer than an encyclopedia.
 
2014-03-10 10:29:00 AM
Not while she can keep milking the f*cktards for a nice comfortable living by just running her mouth
 
2014-03-10 10:50:45 AM
of course she said that. it's how she makes money. if she said that she'd definitely not run, half of the old racists who pay her salary would stop sending her their retirement checks.
 
2014-03-10 11:04:45 AM
Just as long as she can roll out a book, get PACs and websites to buy said books to give away as gifts, and then have her own PAC buy up the remainders, and then she can quit. But NOT before, dammit. There's a principle involved. Well, more like a principal, but who needs all that Frenchified spelling and folderol?
 
2014-03-10 11:12:03 AM
She'll run up until she realizes she can make more money with less work by endorsing a line of beef jerky.
 
2014-03-10 11:14:47 AM
Well, this will be fun.
 
2014-03-10 11:29:37 AM
I do believe Rob Ford has stolen her political-idiocy thunder.
 
2014-03-10 11:40:31 AM

oldfarthenry: I do believe Rob Ford has stolen her political-idiocy thunder.


Rob Ford is much more intellectually stimulating to boot.
 
2014-03-10 12:26:49 PM
Of course she won't rule out running.

A good stripper doesn't come out naked, she takes off a piece at a time.
 
2014-03-10 12:38:58 PM
I really have to hand it to her. She's good.

She's a shameless grifter, and she's found her gravy train. Go ahead, girl!

Toot toot!
 
2014-03-10 12:48:13 PM
Oh please oh please oh please oh please...
 
2014-03-10 12:58:07 PM
Sarah Palin/Tagg Romney 2016
 
2014-03-10 01:15:54 PM
Is there any truth to the rumor that I heard about the people who make up the hard core of Palin's supporters self published a book this year entitled "Retards of Walmart"?
 
2014-03-10 01:39:07 PM
Just do it!
 
2014-03-10 01:40:00 PM
I dont want Bayonetta for President.
 
2014-03-10 01:40:47 PM
Tease.
 
2014-03-10 01:41:03 PM
Palin 2016: "Humperdoo For America!"
 
2014-03-10 01:42:21 PM
She needs to finish this book first...

24.media.tumblr.com

so definitely not 2016.
 
2014-03-10 01:42:51 PM

Summercat: I dont want Bayonetta for President.


Bayonetta doesn't wear adult diapers. Man I hope the potatoheads get here soon this thread is disappointingly free of stupidity.
 
2014-03-10 01:44:50 PM
Please do run. American politics has been getting boring, we can't let Canuckistan get all the press.
 
2014-03-10 01:46:53 PM
A deadbeat scared of working won't rule out free money? Who'd'a thunk it?
 
2014-03-10 01:49:13 PM
Way I see it, there are millions of women who vote Republican who would jump at the opportunity to vote for America's first female president. But most of the men who object to the idea of a female president already vote Republican. So Hillary can peel of millions off Republicans, without risking losing any male  Democrats.
 That's why no male Republican has a chance against Hillary. Only a female Republican at the top of the ticket can beat her. Only a female Republican will keep Republican women from switching party to make history. Republican men who hold traditional views of female gender roles will, when faced with a woman vs. woman choice, default back to voting Republican.


There is at this time only one potential Republican contender with any chance to beat Hillary. You know who she is.
 
2014-03-10 01:51:35 PM

Baz744: Way I see it, there are millions of women who vote Republican who would jump at the opportunity to vote for America's first female president. But most of the men who object to the idea of a female president already vote Republican. So Hillary can peel of millions off Republicans, without risking losing any male  Democrats.
 That's why no male Republican has a chance against Hillary. Only a female Republican at the top of the ticket can beat her. Only a female Republican will keep Republican women from switching party to make history. Republican men who hold traditional views of female gender roles will, when faced with a woman vs. woman choice, default back to voting Republican.


There is at this time only one potential Republican contender with any chance to beat Hillary. You know who she is.


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2014-03-10 01:52:25 PM
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//We all know how this turns out.
 
2014-03-10 01:57:28 PM
"I'll gladly continue to keep talking about running, as long as you guys continue to pay my speaking fees and buy my book!"
 
2014-03-10 01:58:00 PM

Prey4reign: Is there any truth to the rumor that I heard about the people who make up the hard core of Palin's supporters self published a book this year entitled "Retards of Walmart"?


Nope.  The Retards AND Walmart are too classsy for that.


/and that really says it all
 
2014-03-10 02:03:48 PM
oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please
oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please
oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please
 
2014-03-10 02:04:16 PM

Prey4reign: Is there any truth to the rumor that I heard about the people who make up the hard core of Palin's supporters self published a book this year entitled "Retards of Walmart"?


There is a terrible Trig joke to be made here and I blame you, not me, for thinking it.
 
2014-03-10 02:04:47 PM
"I do not like this spyin' man, I do not like 'Oh, yes we can,' I do not like this kind of hope, and we won't take it nope, nope, nope."

At least she's breaking it down to a level they can understand.

Also, impressed that they still don't get the message of the book, nor the politics of its author.
 
2014-03-10 02:07:08 PM
We already have a Palin thread which is far more than she deserves.
 
2014-03-10 02:08:28 PM
FTA: "Palin said her decision would be based on what "Americans really, really want in a candidate."

So now she's making career decisions based on the lyrics of old Spice Girls songs. Super.
 
2014-03-10 02:10:16 PM
www.threadbombing.com
 
2014-03-10 02:11:48 PM
Sarah Palin: America's Face Tattoo
 
2014-03-10 02:12:32 PM
I have new respect for her actually.

She knows that if she dangles the presidency bait, the rubes will keep funding her lifestyle.
At this rate, she can do that for another 30 years.

Brilliant.
 
2014-03-10 02:14:09 PM

what_now: Of course she won't rule out running.

A good stripper doesn't come out naked, she takes off a piece at a time.


Unfortunately like a stripper Palin's appeal was her appearance which she has been losing steadily unless you have a fetish for beef jerky.
 
2014-03-10 02:15:29 PM

apoptotic: FTA: "Palin said her decision would be based on what "Americans really, really want in a candidate."

So now she's making career decisions based on the lyrics of old Spice Girls songs. Super.


Would you expect anything else from her?
 
2014-03-10 02:15:45 PM
She will fair about as well as Bachmann did. Republicans will never run a woman.
 
2014-03-10 02:16:42 PM
goddammit I haven't even started on my Cat in the Hat/Derp in the Herp translation yet! Fark off, Sarah!
 
2014-03-10 02:16:56 PM
Palin's presidential aspirations is a carrot in front of the tea party's Rascal Scooter.
 
2014-03-10 02:17:34 PM

Virtual Pariah: I have new respect for her actually.

She knows that if she dangles the presidency bait, the rubes will keep funding her lifestyle.
At this rate, she can do that for another 30 years.

Brilliant.


I doubt it. She's probably got 5 years left of being attractive enough to the old white guys who get a boner for her. Once she's too wrinkly, they'll go back to fapping to Malkin and her run will be over.
 
2014-03-10 02:17:42 PM
Then I'll say it for her: NEVER
 
2014-03-10 02:21:11 PM

hubiestubert: Just as long as she can roll out a book, get PACs and websites to buy said books to give away as gifts, and then have her own PAC buy up the remainders, and then she can quit. But NOT before, dammit. There's a principle involved. Well, more like a principal, but who needs all that Frenchified spelling and folderol?


SarahPAC has used only 98.7%  of all contributions for expenses and advertising the rest has gone to elect conservative candidates.  The idea that she is some how personally benefiting is just gotcha politics.
 
2014-03-10 02:33:38 PM
Although the thought of her being in charge gives me shivers, the SNL skits with her against Hillary would be epic.

Also, remember Palin As President flash site?  I still enjoy it.
 
2014-03-10 02:36:33 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Palin's presidential aspirations is a carrot in front of the tea party's Rascal Scooter.


I had no idea the 'baggers fed their scooters carrots.
 
2014-03-10 02:47:22 PM

Richard C Stanford: Palin 2016: "Humperdoo For America!"


What is Humperdoo? Is it just a nonsense word? No. Humperdoo is a slap in the face to the kale eating, socialism loving, homofacist liberal elites. It defies the ivory tower elite's definition of a word, it tells them that you're not going to let them tell you how to live, it tells the world that you are a Real American! Go out into the streets and shout it! Shout it proud! Shout Humperdoo! Humperdoo! Let Humperdoo ring! Humperdoo, Humperdoo, Humperdoo! Humperdoo for America!
 
2014-03-10 02:50:32 PM

naughtyrev: The ground rules her team would lay out before a debate would be longer than an encyclopedia.


Nah. The Reality Show networks pretty much have a standard contract for these sorts of things.
 
2014-03-10 02:51:39 PM
So this is the politician's version of doing a handstand on the beach in a bikini?
 
2014-03-10 02:53:25 PM

Baz744: There is at this time only one potential Republican contender with any chance to beat Hillary. You know who she is.


No, I don't. Nikki Haley? Kelly Ayotte? Please. Liz Warren has graded shiatty Econ papers with more depth than those two.

Olympia Snowe is too old, moderate, and unknown (outside of Maine, which is now redder than the version that elected her). Many of the GOP wives might make interesting candidates, but Laura Bush is a Democrat (still, right?), Liddy Dole had her chance, LOL Lynne Cheney, Ms Palin is toxic to most (if not all) Democrats and not a few Republicans...what's Nancy Reagan up to these days?

// and...something about Potatoeine Quyale
 
2014-03-10 02:55:06 PM
What's the difference between sara palins mouth and her vajina?

Only some of the things that come out of her vajina are retarded.
 
2014-03-10 03:08:22 PM
Just as an aside, I don't have any problem with her title as "Former Alaska Governor" as you see in the Fox News Clip.

But, it seems to be that when a political title is used it's usually in conjunction with the number of terms that person held the position i.e. "John McCain R (AZ) Five Term Senator."

I think it only fair that Sarah Palin be titled as "1/2 Term Alaska Governor."
 
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