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(Uproxx)   VH1 is giving Gerardo his own reality show. No, not the talk show host, the guy who sang "Rico Suave"   (uproxx.com) divider line 31
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2014-03-10 08:34:00 AM  
Y usted Eugene,
Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto bean?
 
2014-03-10 08:47:08 AM  
VH1 is still on?
 
2014-03-10 08:57:41 AM  

dittybopper: Y usted Eugene,
Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto bean?


Oh boy, pico de gallo!

They sure don't make it like this in Ohio.
 
2014-03-10 09:36:03 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: dittybopper: Y usted Eugene,
Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto bean?

Oh boy, pico de gallo!

They sure don't make it like this in Ohio.


...And a pitcher margharitas.
 
2014-03-10 09:39:36 AM  
I don't even know where MTV or VH1 is on my cable system.  Do people still watch VH-1?  I know my 12 year old niece watches MTV every once in a while, but who watches VH-1?
 
2014-03-10 09:42:11 AM  

WTF Indeed: VH1 is still on?


Yeah, they play 20 second long  excerpts from 4 old songs on the loop
 
2014-03-10 09:49:20 AM  
He's a record company executive and a youth pastor and HOLY BAJOLY did you see those?  Which one's the wife and which one's the daughter?
 
2014-03-10 09:56:23 AM  

dittybopper: Y usted Eugene,
Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto bean?


Done in one!

Just finished uploading Weird Al albums onto my iPod for my trip up to Newark this week...
 
2014-03-10 10:17:23 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-10 10:19:03 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: He's a record company executive and a youth pastor and HOLY BAJOLY did you see those?  Which one's the wife and which one's the daughter?


Right is wife, middle is daughter. RTFA helps.
 
2014-03-10 10:23:03 AM  
 
2014-03-10 10:27:11 AM  
Wait, that wasn't just Vanilla Ice with a dye job?
 
2014-03-10 10:29:39 AM  
That song was a staple of The Jukebox Network back in the early nineties.
 
2014-03-10 10:31:41 AM  
He's moved from being a one-hit-wonder rapper into being an A&R exec, so I think he's done alright for
himself.
 
2014-03-10 11:01:41 AM  
I love that song. I know I probably shouldn't be saying that but I feel better now that it's out in the open.
 
2014-03-10 11:08:41 AM  

RTOGUY: I love that song. I know I probably shouldn't be saying that but I feel better now that it's out in the open.


Your courage has empowered me to admit that I love it, too.

You are a hero.
 
2014-03-10 11:42:11 AM  
Just don't drink the water
 
2014-03-10 11:48:05 AM  

Richard_The_Clown: dittybopper: Y usted Eugene,
Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto bean?

Done in one!

Just finished uploading Weird Al albums onto my iPod for my trip up to Newark this week...


You're going to need some Weird Al for Newark.
 
2014-03-10 11:51:35 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: He's a record company executive and a youth pastor and HOLY BAJOLY did you see those?  Which one's the wife and which one's the daughter?


As long as the daughter is over 18, it really doesn't matter.

/Mother-daughter threesome.
 
2014-03-10 11:55:44 AM  

The5thElement: Richard_The_Clown: dittybopper: Y usted Eugene,
Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto bean?

Done in one!

Just finished uploading Weird Al albums onto my iPod for my trip up to Newark this week...

You're going to need some Weird Al for Newark.


True that. But I'm excited all the same. Trying to get back into the circus.
 
2014-03-10 12:16:21 PM  
Wow... I'll never watch this show and I think reality TV sucks, but the author of TFA sure seems bitter and angry about SOMEthing...
 
2014-03-10 12:17:32 PM  
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Hey! That looks like the guy I hired last week to... ah... do the lawn.
 
2014-03-10 12:36:09 PM  

dittybopper: Y usted Eugene,
Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto bean?


Done in one.
 
2014-03-10 01:04:50 PM  
He was in COLORS

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-10 01:15:36 PM  

garandman1a: Nana's Vibrator: He's a record company executive and a youth pastor and HOLY BAJOLY did you see those?  Which one's the wife and which one's the daughter?

As long as the daughter is over 18, it really doesn't matter.

/Mother-daughter threesome.

 
2014-03-10 01:57:42 PM  

T.rex: He was in COLORS

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


And Can't Buy Me Love!
 
2014-03-10 02:26:56 PM  

dittybopper: Y usted Eugene,
Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto bean?


Just take the rest home in a doggy bag if you wanna.

/You can finish it manana.
 
2014-03-10 02:39:59 PM  

T.rex: He was in COLORS

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


See that guy in the background?  That's Trinidad Silva.  He was Raul  from "Raul's Wild Kingdom":

www.oocities.org

All roads lead back to Weird Al in this thread.
 
2014-03-10 03:59:32 PM  
True fact: Most Americans around that time thought the guy's NAME was "Rico Suave".
 
2014-03-10 05:57:45 PM  

The Muthaship: RTOGUY: I love that song. I know I probably shouldn't be saying that but I feel better now that it's out in the open.

Your courage has empowered me to admit that I love it, too.

You are a hero.


Public profession of love for 'Rico Suave' is un-natural and un-Godly. You're both perverts that should be ashamed of your disgusting ways. If we allow this kind of moral decay, what's next? A radio station that plays nothing but dogs barking show tunes? Where does our permissiveness end?

/sneaks off to listen to something on my mp3 player....
 
2014-03-10 10:57:52 PM  
i163.photobucket.com
Can't Buy me love was his best work.
 
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