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2014-03-10 10:36:04 PM  
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-03-10 10:13:44 PM  
3 votes:

Supercampion: So it's the first triple threat heavyweight match in Wrestlemania history?


That's correct.
25.media.tumblr.com
2014-03-10 09:23:14 PM  
3 votes:

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Mztlplx: FirstNationalBastard: Next year is the Macho Man Randy Savage memorial Stephanie McMahon gangbang.

Dammit...I was hoping to sleep sometime tonight.

So was I.  You have any idea how long that's going to take to write that Fuddfiction and how long I'm going to debate posting a story where Hornswoggle ruins everything by getting his entire arm caught inside one of Stephanie's orifices because I'm worried about getting a vacation from Fark?

WRITE IT OR LEAVE THIS DOJO UNTIL YOU'VE REGAINED YOUR HONOR!


My inner Kwang cannot handle being disgraced....

I just hope the mods accept the Nuremberg Defense.

grilledshane.com

"'Come and get it, boys....'"

Stephanie McMahon way seductivewy duh bed in duh middwe of the hotew woom.  She was cwad in an ovuhsized Huwk Wuwes t-shiwt dat fit huh wike a dwess.  Duh eagwe eyed couwd see dat duh shiwt was duh onwy awticwe of cwothing she wowe, save fuh a few snap bwacewets and a bwight wed thick haiwband.  Duh sheets wewe a gawish pink and zebwa stwip pattewn wiff a neon gween fwinge.

Big E Wangston, Fandango, Dawwen Young, Twipuh H, Shawn Michauhs, Duh Woad Dogg, and Biwwy Gunn aww stood in the woom. Big E, Fandango, and Dawwen wooked at each othuh confused as duh Kwiq took off dewe heavy twench coats to weveaw cwotchwess neon gween checkuhed tights wiff fwing and tassles and nothing ewse.  Duh Kwiq jumped in bed wiff Stephanie, who wooked at duh wookies expectantwy.

'Awen't you joining us?'

Fandango was duh fiwst to speak.

'You mean, wike, have an owgy with you, youah husband, and his fwiends whiwe youah dwessed up wike a fouahteen yeah owd giwl fwom 1990?'

HBK gwinned.

'What'd ya think we wuh doin' when we said we wuh honowing Wandy Savage, skippy?  A Swim Jim eating contest?'

Dawwen just thwew his hands up in duh aiw.

'Yo, but I'm gay!'

Duh entiwe Kwiq spoke up at once.

'We know!'

Dawwen just shook his head.

'To heww wiff dat.  Ain't nobody got time fuh dat!'

Big E. Wangston just shook his head.

'Fawk dis.  I'd wather be Intuhcontinenuh Champion fuh duh west of my wife....'

Twipwe H piped up.

'Considuh it done-uh!'

As Dawwen and Big E Wangston weft duh woom, Fandango stood thoughtfuwwy as he suhveyed duh scene.

'I pewsonawwy wike to get weiwd... but a gangbang to cewebwate a man having unduhaged sex wiff a minuh who was cweawy emotionawwy damaged by it?' Fandango took a wong, deep bweath.  'Yeah.  Dat's outside my weiwd thweshold by... quite a bit, actuawwy.'

Fandago foxtwotted out of duh woom whiwe Stephanie wooked at duh membuhs of duh Kwiq.

'Why is it duh new bwood nevuh sticks awound?'

Huntuh shwugged his shouwduhs.

'Dey didn't weawn-uh fwom Zack Wyduh, CM Punk, oauh Daniew Bwyan-uh...'

Woad Dogg weaned on top of Huntuh's back.

'We gonna get down to business oauh what?'

Just den, a wustwing was heauhd fwom unduh duh bed.  Hownswoggwe cwawwed out fwom unduhneath, dwessed in one of duh owd Macho Midget outfits.  He immediatewy dove between Stephanie's wegs.  Stephanie shwieked and twied to get him to back off.

'No!  NO!  Hownswoggwe!  I'm not weady fuh you yet! HOWNSWOGGWE!'

It was too wate as Hownswoggwe went to fuwfiww his woww in duh wowepway and insewted awm into Stephanie's tenduh anaw cavity.  howevah, Stephanie had not been wimbuhed up fuh duh maneuvuh and Hownswoggwe was stuck.  He stwuggwed to fwee his wittwe awm to no avaiw.

'Uh... A wittle hewp.'

HBK snickuhed as duh west of duh Kwiq gwawed at him.

'He said... a wittwe hewp.... he's a wittwe pewson!  DAT'S FUNNY!'

Biwwy Gunn went to puww Hownswoggwe out to no avaiw.

'Ya need moah wevewage, Steph!'

Stephanie stood up, duh Huwk Wules shirt covuhing hew body, but stiww showing Hownswoggwe dangwing helpwessely fwom duh end of huh digestive twack.  Just den, duh door fwew open.

Vince McMahon stood at duh dooahway, naked save fuh one of Macho Man's owd cowboy hats, his fwinged white weathuh jacket.  He had a fistfuw of Swim Jims and a bottwe of Ico Pwo in hand to get him twough duh night.

'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEA- What duh heww is going on heah?! He's not supposed to come in fuh anudda houah!'

Hownswoggwe sighed as duh Kwiq stawted awguing and Stephanie stawted to cwy.  Duh night was wuined and he was to bwame.  He didn't want to do dis, but he needed duh extwa cash.  He wonduhed weah his wife went wong...  He was a cwuisuhweight champion and a featuhed pawt of Waw...

Now he was hanging on to his wostuh spot by a butt haiuh"
2014-03-12 09:26:55 AM  
2 votes:

dyertek: I don't fear the Clenis*!

*That's a lie. But I will still fight for the LMS!


Didn't Blue Oyster Cult sing that?
2014-03-11 07:25:05 PM  
2 votes:
Stolen shamelessly from my FB timeline.

fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net
2014-03-10 10:56:46 PM  
2 votes:

corteran: tbaughm: Nick el Ass: tbaughm: Tenor Reaper: I'm not reading through 700 comments right now - did the Authority really pull a Triple Threat for the title?

Yep. Steph got a little angry/orgasmy in the process, but it happened*

If that is Steph's voice when she is being porked that would give me nightmares.

Let the clenhate flow through you

I don't want anything to do with her flow.


Mark Henry' singlet was white before he met Steffie's flow

blacksportsonline.com
2014-03-10 10:48:23 PM  
2 votes:

clintster: If they made the Andre Trophy an annual thing, I'd be into it.

DAP!


What the actual trophy will look like:
static.neatorama.com
2014-03-10 10:40:35 PM  
2 votes:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Are they going to try to make Batista a tweener?


They'd better be careful... King might try to fark him if he's a tweener
2014-03-10 09:43:27 PM  
2 votes:

eagles95: Nattie is not good on the mic


media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
2014-03-12 09:32:49 AM  
1 votes:
birds and snakes and aeroplanes
2014-03-12 09:20:01 AM  
1 votes:
This is a LMS Battle for the Ages! Just not for All-Ages!
2014-03-12 05:28:13 AM  
1 votes:
I'm a little early for an LMS but I saw this and wanted to share it in case anybody missed it.

i176.photobucket.com
2014-03-11 04:39:47 PM  
1 votes:

Dougie AXP: Marks. The lot of you.


Jim from Saint Paul 
(favorite: I'm not DougieAXP) 
2014-03-11 01:39:47 PM  
1 votes:
I decided not to trash RAW in this review because simply, there was nothing to trash.
After watching the TNA PPV on Sunday night, I have learned to appreciate what we have.
I may not agree with some of the angles or storylines the WWE throws at us but anything is better than TNA.
The Daniel Bryan segment was something I've never seen before and his demands were exactly what we wanted.
This is going to be our WrestleMania and that is that.
I might have something more to say a little later but for now, I going to leave well enough alone.

A funny thing happened at work on Monday. A co-worker, who is Filipino, was wearing a 'Hello! My name is Awesome!' T-shirt.
I said, "Hey, I like your Miz shirt." and he looked at me all confused and asked,
"What's a Miz? I got this from a bargain bin for $3 bucks."
I told him he probably paid too much.
2014-03-10 11:09:48 PM  
1 votes:

ShiningWizard: clintster: The_Y2P_Problem: clintster: The_Y2P_Problem: Nick el Ass: tbaughm: Tenor Reaper: I'm not reading through 700 comments right now - did the Authority really pull a Triple Threat for the title?

Yep. Steph got a little angry/orgasmy in the process, but it happened*

If that is Steph's voice when she is being porked that would give me nightmares.

I'm imagining it as her "a midget is dangling from my asshole because his arm is wedged in there" voice, personally.

But then I spent way too long on that Fuddfiction and I can't really get it out of my head right now.

Just give a little heads up when/if you get ready to post it.

Already posted, sunshine.

I shouldn't go back to look... I shouldn't go back to look... I shouldn't go back to look...

Do it. Doooooo ETTTTTTTTTT!!!!


I'll be sending you half of my therapy bill.

/Y2P, you get the other half
//I think I just vomited my shoes
2014-03-10 11:08:59 PM  
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Ok, serious question:

WWE will of course try to pass this off as "part of the plan all along/it's a work", but in the long run, can we legit give credit to the fans for forcing a change?

I only say this because I really can't see WWE even considering a triple-threat if not for the fans' actions since RR.  They might act like they planned this out, but I really think they got cornered on this one a bit.

Thoughts?  (besides Joe is a mark, lol)


You're such a larping mark.
2014-03-10 11:07:50 PM  
1 votes:
Orton and Bryan are legal, unlike King's girlfriend.
2014-03-10 10:39:19 PM  
1 votes:
Batista does not approve of this match

everythingfunny.org
2014-03-10 10:33:26 PM  
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: MagSeven: verbaltoxin: robsul82: I wish I could say I'm shocked Lance Storm and Jimmy Korderas are on Twitter implying this was the plan all along, but I can't, lol.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we're all stupid marks for continuing to watch. Got it. F*ck you in the mouth, Storm.

Are you serious?

Storm's been white knighting big time for WWE, probably because he thinks it'll help his students get contracts.


I was making a Lance Storm joke.
2014-03-10 10:32:15 PM  
1 votes:
2014-03-10 10:20:25 PM  
1 votes:

eddievercetti: Rfsumner: Bryan beats HHH to get into the Title Match.
Late in the match he gets the upperhand and is about to win when...

Punk comes out, interferes and takes Bryan out of the match.
You know it's true.

I would approve of that ending too.


Only if CM Punk cuts a promo while tossing around Asparagus The Wonder Dog's ashes.
2014-03-10 10:16:24 PM  
1 votes:

emtbiz:


Whoa there! I think your cat jumped up on the keyboard.
2014-03-10 10:09:16 PM  
1 votes:
They have Cesaro come out and giant swing someone to clear the ring like a weed whacker.
2014-03-10 10:08:19 PM  
1 votes:
Steph's rage voice makes my dick shrivel up into my body.
2014-03-10 10:03:55 PM  
1 votes:
We're going to have another milk truck incident. This time with Nipple H lactating over everyone.
2014-03-10 09:51:40 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, I REALLY enjoy Shoemaker the WWE apologist and Simmons the cheerleader, their stuff's great.
2014-03-10 09:48:59 PM  
1 votes:
IT'S STILL NOT 10
2014-03-10 09:40:02 PM  
1 votes:

Jetskimoo: stupid sexy roman


I know! Who does he think he is? Julian?
31.media.tumblr.com
2014-03-10 09:32:02 PM  
1 votes:

Dougie AXP: can someone give me a summary?

sleep was nice


Some guys came out, said some stuff, and they went to commercial. Download the app, buy the network.
2014-03-10 09:24:32 PM  
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2014-03-10 09:13:56 PM  
1 votes:

silgryphon: So what does taker do during the year?


according to the folks in the fwc threads, he does his wife.
2014-03-10 09:12:38 PM  
1 votes:

tbaughm: The Bestest: tbaughm: nathanjr: Doesn't the Miz have a 4 match win streak at WM?

Yes he does. That's be Taker's final match and he'll pass the streak on to Miz. Because reasons.

..but Miz is like the Special Needs Mega Man of WWE. If he beats you, he steals you weapon.. poorly.

Can you imagine Miz attempting a chokeslam or a tombstone?

His Last Ride would break Droz's neck so bad that he'll be able to walk again


(SPITS DR. PEPPER ON LAPTOP)
2014-03-10 09:10:35 PM  
1 votes:

The Bestest: tbaughm: nathanjr: Doesn't the Miz have a 4 match win streak at WM?

Yes he does. That's be Taker's final match and he'll pass the streak on to Miz. Because reasons.

..but Miz is like the Special Needs Mega Man of WWE. If he beats you, he steals you weapon.. poorly.

Can you imagine Miz attempting a chokeslam or a tombstone?


His Last Ride would break Droz's neck so bad that he'll be able to walk again
2014-03-10 09:04:07 PM  
1 votes:
www.ringsidenews.com

This crowd is too loud! And those explosions! Can''t they just have a nice young man follow me with sparklers? And what happened to those carts they used at Wrestlemania VI? I want to come down in one of those.
2014-03-10 09:01:39 PM  
1 votes:
"THE UNDERTAKER IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING!"

"Read this again in two minutes, It'll still be accurate"
2014-03-10 08:47:24 PM  
1 votes:
"Your enjoyment of the WWE app has been easy and accessible."

"Kinda like the Bella Twins."
2014-03-10 08:29:18 PM  
1 votes:

KellyKellyKelly: Grand_Moff_Joseph: KellyKellyKelly: silgryphon: Some one call that number on the sign

It's a Paris, TN number.

huh?  What's the number?

I don't think Fark allows us to post phone number.  Farkin' killjoys.


Person: "Hello?"

FWC: "Hi this is fark.com's FWC."

Person: "What?"

FWC: "Clenis"

(Hangs up phone)
2014-03-10 08:28:36 PM  
1 votes:
2014-03-10 08:25:45 PM  
1 votes:
You could have put a $20 car in the ring of this and still not have the sale of it.
2014-03-10 08:23:09 PM  
1 votes:
That match ended as badly as a night out with Nick Hogan.
2014-03-10 08:18:01 PM  
1 votes:

nathanjr: A farking commercial?


blogs.riverfronttimes.com
2014-03-10 08:08:34 PM  
1 votes:

robsul82: Great, Big Show can win a trophy of his dad's visage, that's nice.


Will it be dragged by a miniature hearse driven by a tiny Big Boss Man?
2014-03-10 08:02:19 PM  
1 votes:
"BUT WHO'S SIDE IS HE ON?"
 
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