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(WWE)   How will Vince screw over the fans this week? Is Hulk Hogan's big announcement about his sex tape? Will Bork Lesnar break Grandpa Undertaker in half? Find out on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1661
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2014-03-10 09:27:08 PM  

tbaughm: Jackets/Stars game cancelled due to Peverley's hospitalization


The hell happened?
 
2014-03-10 09:27:18 PM  
CM punk chant
 
2014-03-10 09:27:22 PM  
punk chant
 
2014-03-10 09:27:26 PM  
ARMBAR!
 
2014-03-10 09:27:42 PM  
stupid sexy roman
 
2014-03-10 09:27:53 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Mztlplx: FirstNationalBastard: Next year is the Macho Man Randy Savage memorial Stephanie McMahon gangbang.

Dammit...I was hoping to sleep sometime tonight.

So was I.  You have any idea how long that's going to take to write that Fuddfiction and how long I'm going to debate posting a story where Hornswoggle ruins everything by getting his entire arm caught inside one of Stephanie's orifices because I'm worried about getting a vacation from Fark?

WRITE IT OR LEAVE THIS DOJO UNTIL YOU'VE REGAINED YOUR HONOR!

My inner Kwang cannot handle being disgraced....

I just hope the mods accept the Nuremberg Defense.

[grilledshane.com image 638x322]

"'Come and get it, boys....'"

Stephanie McMahon way seductivewy duh bed in duh middwe of the hotew woom.  She was cwad in an ovuhsized Huwk Wuwes t-shiwt dat fit huh wike a dwess.  Duh eagwe eyed couwd see dat duh shiwt was duh onwy awticwe of cwothing she wowe, save fuh a few snap bwacewets and a bwight wed thick haiwband.  Duh sheets wewe a gawish pink and zebwa stwip pattewn wiff a neon gween fwinge.

Big E Wangston, Fandango, Dawwen Young, Twipuh H, Shawn Michauhs, Duh Woad Dogg, and Biwwy Gunn aww stood in the woom. Big E, Fandango, and Dawwen wooked at each othuh confused as duh Kwiq took off dewe heavy twench coats to weveaw cwotchwess neon gween checkuhed tights wiff fwing and tassles and nothing ewse.  Duh Kwiq jumped in bed wiff Stephanie, who wooked at duh wookies expectantwy.

'Awen't you joining us?'

Fandango was duh fiwst to speak.

'You mean, wike, have an owgy with you, youah husband, and his fwiends whiwe youah dwessed up wike a fouahteen yeah owd giwl fwom 1990?'

HBK gwinned.

'What'd ya think we wuh doin' when we said we wuh honowing Wandy Savage, skippy?  A Swim Jim eating contest?'

Dawwen just thwew his hands up in duh aiw.

'Yo, but I'm gay!'

Duh entiwe Kwiq spoke up at once.

'We know!'

Dawwen just shook his head.

'To heww wiff dat.  Ain't nobody got time fu ...


I read and was struck blind and dumb... awesome
 
2014-03-10 09:27:55 PM  
Air Sexy!

lulz
 
2014-03-10 09:28:02 PM  
CM Punk chant.
 
2014-03-10 09:28:12 PM  

eddievercetti: tbaughm: Jackets/Stars game cancelled due to Peverley's hospitalization

The hell happened?


a player had a heart attack on the bench, I think
 
2014-03-10 09:28:37 PM  

eddievercetti: tbaughm: Jackets/Stars game cancelled due to Peverley's hospitalization

The hell happened?


Apparently Peverley collapsed on the bench. He has a heart issue if memory serves
 
2014-03-10 09:29:05 PM  

robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]


If that is from last night, wow.
 
2014-03-10 09:29:11 PM  

emtbiz:


RonSimmonsDAMN.jpg
 
2014-03-10 09:29:11 PM  

tbaughm: eddievercetti: tbaughm: Jackets/Stars game cancelled due to Peverley's hospitalization

The hell happened?

Apparently Peverley collapsed on the bench. He has a heart issue if memory serves


Grand_Moff_Joseph: a player had a heart attack on the bench, I think


Jebbus, he pulled a King?
 
2014-03-10 09:29:13 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: eddievercetti: tbaughm: Jackets/Stars game cancelled due to Peverley's hospitalization

The hell happened?

a player had a heart attack on the bench, I think


Lawler's in a chair, not a bench
 
2014-03-10 09:29:31 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Mztlplx: FirstNationalBastard: Next year is the Macho Man Randy Savage memorial Stephanie McMahon gangbang.

Dammit...I was hoping to sleep sometime tonight.

So was I.  You have any idea how long that's going to take to write that Fuddfiction and how long I'm going to debate posting a story where Hornswoggle ruins everything by getting his entire arm caught inside one of Stephanie's orifices because I'm worried about getting a vacation from Fark?

WRITE IT OR LEAVE THIS DOJO UNTIL YOU'VE REGAINED YOUR HONOR!

My inner Kwang cannot handle being disgraced....

I just hope the mods accept the Nuremberg Defense.

[grilledshane.com image 638x322]

"'Come and get it, boys....'"

Stephanie McMahon way seductivewy duh bed in duh middwe of the hotew woom.  She was cwad in an ovuhsized Huwk Wuwes t-shiwt dat fit huh wike a dwess.  Duh eagwe eyed couwd see dat duh shiwt was duh onwy awticwe of cwothing she wowe, save fuh a few snap bwacewets and a bwight wed thick haiwband.  Duh sheets wewe a gawish pink and zebwa stwip pattewn wiff a neon gween fwinge.

Big E Wangston, Fandango, Dawwen Young, Twipuh H, Shawn Michauhs, Duh Woad Dogg, and Biwwy Gunn aww stood in the woom. Big E, Fandango, and Dawwen wooked at each othuh confused as duh Kwiq took off dewe heavy twench coats to weveaw cwotchwess neon gween checkuhed tights wiff fwing and tassles and nothing ewse.  Duh Kwiq jumped in bed wiff Stephanie, who wooked at duh wookies expectantwy.

'Awen't you joining us?'

Fandango was duh fiwst to speak.

'You mean, wike, have an owgy with you, youah husband, and his fwiends whiwe youah dwessed up wike a fouahteen yeah owd giwl fwom 1990?'

HBK gwinned.

'What'd ya think we wuh doin' when we said we wuh honowing Wandy Savage, skippy?  A Swim Jim eating contest?'

Dawwen just thwew his hands up in duh aiw.

'Yo, but I'm gay!'

Duh entiwe Kwiq spoke up at once.

'We know!'

Dawwen just shook his head.

'To heww wiff dat.  Ain't nobody got time fu ...


Bravo good man. Bravo.
 
2014-03-10 09:29:35 PM  
Ah, Mark Henry. Back to jobbing until he begs for a road agent job.
 
2014-03-10 09:29:53 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: tbaughm: Jackets/Stars game cancelled due to Peverley's hospitalization

any word on the player?  I hope he's ok


conscious and being treated.  game postponed to later date
 
2014-03-10 09:30:17 PM  
can someone give me a summary?

sleep was nice
 
2014-03-10 09:30:27 PM  

Eddie T. Head: robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

If that is from last night, wow.


They supposedly pre-sold 900 tickets.  Wonder where the other 700 fans are hiding.
 
2014-03-10 09:30:32 PM  

Flappyhead: robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Was that last night?


Yep.  Lockdown was a special empty arena event.
 
2014-03-10 09:30:44 PM  
I could see Cody-Rollins being an excellent feud
 
2014-03-10 09:30:51 PM  
YwP...

I both love and hate you for that.

So much for sleep this week...
 
2014-03-10 09:31:02 PM  

robsul82:


Big whoop.

The inaugural taboo tuesday only had 3500 people in attendance.
 
2014-03-10 09:31:16 PM  

Dougie AXP: can someone give me a summary?

sleep was nice


Hogan, Cena, Wyatt, Rollup,
 
2014-03-10 09:31:33 PM  

That guy on the bike: Grand_Moff_Joseph: tbaughm: Jackets/Stars game cancelled due to Peverley's hospitalization

any word on the player?  I hope he's ok

conscious and being treated.  game postponed to later date


thank god.
 
2014-03-10 09:31:35 PM  
Two minutes til Kane/Wyatts/whynotboth
 
2014-03-10 09:31:55 PM  
The_Y2P_Problem the worst part about fuddfic is if you visualize it.
 
2014-03-10 09:32:02 PM  

Dougie AXP: can someone give me a summary?

sleep was nice


Some guys came out, said some stuff, and they went to commercial. Download the app, buy the network.
 
2014-03-10 09:32:09 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: eddievercetti: tbaughm: Jackets/Stars game cancelled due to Peverley's hospitalization

The hell happened?

a player had a heart attack on the bench, I think


He has Afib and had issues this last week controlling his HR, so best of luck to him.  He was conscious when they rolled him out
 
2014-03-10 09:32:26 PM  
That was a good match. Shield always delivers
 
2014-03-10 09:32:41 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Eddie T. Head: robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

If that is from last night, wow.

They supposedly pre-sold 900 tickets.  Wonder where the other 700 fans are hiding.


I'm sure [REACTED] will pull another excuse out of his ass.
 
2014-03-10 09:32:42 PM  

robsul82: Flappyhead: robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Was that last night?

Yep.  Lockdown was a special empty arena event.


Jeebus.....
 
2014-03-10 09:33:29 PM  

silgryphon: That was a good match. Shield always delivers


Rollins does, at least.
 
2014-03-10 09:33:34 PM  
i.ebayimg.com
 
2014-03-10 09:34:07 PM  
Dean Ambrose might well be the next spokesman for Big Red
 
2014-03-10 09:34:41 PM  

Mztlplx: silgryphon: That was a good match. Shield always delivers

Rollins does, at least.


Yea I really want to see him get some real singles work soon. Even if the Shield does not break up he could still challenge for the IC belt or something
 
2014-03-10 09:34:42 PM  
Option D. We don't want to see this match again.
 
2014-03-10 09:34:43 PM  
Don't remind people of how cool street fights WERE with the "wound up in the Mississippi" comment, Jerry.  Just bums people out when they get what they get.
 
2014-03-10 09:34:43 PM  

emtbiz:


ICAME.jpg
 
2014-03-10 09:34:45 PM  

silgryphon: That was a good match. Shield always delivers


It would be utterly moronic to break them up with the ring work they do as a team.  Which means they\ll be done by SS.
 
2014-03-10 09:34:58 PM  

Dougie AXP: can someone give me a summary?

sleep was nice


1.  Brotthherrrr, followed by Brraabbado
2.  Luke Harper beats Cena up for 5 minutes, then loses via rollup because LOLCENA
3.  Cena/Hulk pose off
4.  Usos win a match
5.  Big E beats Thwagger, Zeb throws a shiat fit that would fit in at CPAC
6.  Taker promo
7. Nips and Trips want Bryan to apologize because Benghazi
8. Royal Rumble reenactment match at WM  (seriously)
9. Shield beats Rhodes
 
2014-03-10 09:35:07 PM  
Summer Rae is a Diva now?
 
2014-03-10 09:35:08 PM  

ShiningWizard: Yea I really want to see him get some real singles work soon. Even if the Shield does not break up he could still challenge for the IC belt or something


So you want him to be a jobber?
 
2014-03-10 09:35:29 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem the worst part about fuddfic is if you visualize it.


Tell me about it.  I play out every scene with multiple scenarios for the most humorous/disturbing outcome.
 
2014-03-10 09:35:39 PM  
A Memphis Street Fight is what happens when the chaperones discover Jerry Lawler lurking in the hallways at Memphis High's Debutante's Ball.
 
2014-03-10 09:35:52 PM  

Mztlplx: Summer Rae is a Diva now?


Yep.

Next season: Emma.
 
2014-03-10 09:36:10 PM  

robsul82:


Im willing to bet the last NXT show in our small civic center had more people attending than that.
 
2014-03-10 09:36:38 PM  

MagSeven: A Memphis Street Fight is what happens when the chaperones discover Jerry Lawler lurking in the hallways at Memphis High's Debutante's Ball.


COMEDY GOLD, JERRY!
 
2014-03-10 09:36:40 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: The_Y2P_Problem the worst part about fuddfic is if you visualize it.


rookie move
 
2014-03-10 09:36:57 PM  

verbaltoxin: ShiningWizard: Yea I really want to see him get some real singles work soon. Even if the Shield does not break up he could still challenge for the IC belt or something

So you want him to be a jobber?


Well in my head the booking actually makes sense and the IC champ is still someone being groomed for a main event run, lulz
 
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