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(WWE)   How will Vince screw over the fans this week? Is Hulk Hogan's big announcement about his sex tape? Will Bork Lesnar break Grandpa Undertaker in half? Find out on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1661
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2014-03-10 09:14:26 PM  
Biggest pop so far - a Steve Austin namedrop.
 
2014-03-10 09:14:57 PM  
Peverley to the hospital, but conscious. I've turned the game off. I've watched almost every Jackets game this year, but this game has an eerie feel to it now.
 
2014-03-10 09:15:14 PM  

verbaltoxin: robsul82: So Undertaker's announcement was responding to Paul Heyman, who he wasn't expecting to come out storyline-wise.  So what...oh God, my brain inverted.

Assume Heyman hadn't showed. What would Undertaker have said? Well, he would've stood around for five minutes, mention something superficially cryptic, and said, "Rest in peace."

So basically every Undertaker promo stretching back 24 years.


That's still not an "announcement" of anything!  lol  Fark me.
 
2014-03-10 09:15:17 PM  
David Shoemaker @AKATheMaskedMan 1m
A personal thank you to @WWE_UnPC for cataloging all the hilariously offensive stuff in the WWE Network archives.

I suggest you check out @WWE_UnPC.... some quotes I even forgot about
 
2014-03-10 09:16:03 PM  

eagles95: David Shoemaker @AKATheMaskedMan 1m
A personal thank you to @WWE_UnPC for cataloging all the hilariously offensive stuff in the WWE Network archives.

I suggest you check out @WWE_UnPC.... some quotes I even forgot about


Considering he forgot Furnas and LaFon weren't Canadians...
 
2014-03-10 09:16:06 PM  
Guess I'm watching Main Event
 
2014-03-10 09:16:31 PM  

tbaughm: Peverley to the hospital, but conscious. I've turned the game off. I've watched almost every Jackets game this year, but this game has an eerie feel to it now.


Any other year and the game would likely have been called off, like what happened with Filpulla.
 
2014-03-10 09:17:05 PM  

Mztlplx: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Lol idea:  Print out a huge sign of Fluttershy's stare and just hold it up whenever HHH talks

If I get tickets the next time Raw is in Cleveland/Columbus, I think the fiancee would go with me if it meant holding up a Fluttershy sign

OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE!

better yet, how about a huge picture of Trixie?  :D

The Stare is just too good an idea, lulz

[i750.photobucket.com image 850x478]

Change "Obey" to "Abeyance".


www.tikihumor.com
 
2014-03-10 09:17:06 PM  
Uh oh.... Vince likes to make people do a hometown job. Did he feed Lawler a Super-Size Big Mac meal for lunch today?
 
2014-03-10 09:17:23 PM  

tbaughm: Peverley to the hospital, but conscious. I've turned the game off. I've watched almost every Jackets game this year, but this game has an eerie feel to it now.


well he has Afib, and he didn't play last week for it, so waiting on Toronto to call it one way or another at this point.
 
2014-03-10 09:17:24 PM  
Mr. Dust calling camera spots.
 
2014-03-10 09:17:58 PM  

lokis_mentor: KellyKellyKelly: Grand_Moff_Joseph: lokis_mentor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: In other news Rich Peverley collapsed on the bench

I hope his brothers are ok

[ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr image 600x794]

They just sent the teams back to the locker rooms.

Yikes. That sucks, hope he is ok.

Well he does have a heart condition, and missed the preseason due to it.

is this a soccer/real football player?

Hockey.

Center for the Dallas Stars, played with Bruins,


so, spurs, chaps, and bears?  might need to put ice on it at some point...
www.wwe.com
 
2014-03-10 09:18:16 PM  
Was that a "Ambrose's hairy chest" sign?

WTF?
 
2014-03-10 09:18:22 PM  

tbaughm: Peverley to the hospital, but conscious. I've turned the game off. I've watched almost every Jackets game this year, but this game has an eerie feel to it now.


Why not go to WWE Network and watch Over The Edge 1999 instead?
 
2014-03-10 09:18:36 PM  

ShiningWizard: Mztlplx: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Lol idea:  Print out a huge sign of Fluttershy's stare and just hold it up whenever HHH talks

If I get tickets the next time Raw is in Cleveland/Columbus, I think the fiancee would go with me if it meant holding up a Fluttershy sign

OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE!

better yet, how about a huge picture of Trixie?  :D

The Stare is just too good an idea, lulz

[i750.photobucket.com image 850x478]

Change "Obey" to "Abeyance".

[www.tikihumor.com image 500x311]


hey language,  this show is PG.  we have shareholders to think about
 
2014-03-10 09:18:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: Peverley to the hospital, but conscious. I've turned the game off. I've watched almost every Jackets game this year, but this game has an eerie feel to it now.

Why not go to WWE Network and watch Over The Edge 1999 instead?


Too happy
 
2014-03-10 09:18:55 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: Peverley to the hospital, but conscious. I've turned the game off. I've watched almost every Jackets game this year, but this game has an eerie feel to it now.

Why not go to WWE Network and watch Over The Edge 1999 instead?


Well, you'd never know Owen was on the card according to that cut, so I've heard.
 
2014-03-10 09:18:58 PM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-10 09:19:02 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Uh oh.... Vince likes to make people do a hometown job. Did he feed Lawler a Super-Size Big Mac meal for lunch today?


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-10 09:20:14 PM  
Pittsburgh gets a Smackdown taping.  Rumble spanking!
 
2014-03-10 09:20:15 PM  
That was a cool flip by Rollins
 
2014-03-10 09:20:38 PM  
Did Cody just cop a feel on Roman's ass?
 
2014-03-10 09:21:11 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: Peverley to the hospital, but conscious. I've turned the game off. I've watched almost every Jackets game this year, but this game has an eerie feel to it now.

Why not go to WWE Network and watch Over The Edge 1999 instead?

Well, you'd never know Owen was on the card according to that cut, so I've heard.


It's probably for the best.

But now I wonder if RAW is Benoit will be put up on the network
 
2014-03-10 09:21:22 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Did Cody just cop a feel on Roman's ass?


Wouldn't you?
 
2014-03-10 09:21:24 PM  
why is seth rollins so f'ing cool?
 
2014-03-10 09:22:11 PM  
OH MY GOD IT'S 9:22
 
2014-03-10 09:22:16 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: Peverley to the hospital, but conscious. I've turned the game off. I've watched almost every Jackets game this year, but this game has an eerie feel to it now.

Why not go to WWE Network and watch Over The Edge 1999 instead?

Well, you'd never know Owen was on the card according to that cut, so I've heard.

It's probably for the best.

But now I wonder if RAW is Benoit will be put up on the network


Just watched WM 17 yesterday, and Benoit-Angle was shown in its entirety. The crazed look in Benoit's eyes after attacking Angle backstage was disturbing in hindsight
 
2014-03-10 09:22:19 PM  

That guy on the bike: ShiningWizard: Mztlplx: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Lol idea:  Print out a huge sign of Fluttershy's stare and just hold it up whenever HHH talks

If I get tickets the next time Raw is in Cleveland/Columbus, I think the fiancee would go with me if it meant holding up a Fluttershy sign

OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE!

better yet, how about a huge picture of Trixie?  :D

The Stare is just too good an idea, lulz

[i750.photobucket.com image 850x478]

Change "Obey" to "Abeyance".

[www.tikihumor.com image 500x311]

hey language,  this show is PG.  we have shareholders to think about


What's the matter Colonel Sanders...

th04.deviantart.net

Chicken?!?
 
2014-03-10 09:22:36 PM  
Hard to belive Goldust wrestled roddy pipper at a WM.  That DDP yoga must really work
 
2014-03-10 09:22:49 PM  
Well that was neat!
 
2014-03-10 09:22:55 PM  

Mztlplx: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Lol idea:  Print out a huge sign of Fluttershy's stare and just hold it up whenever HHH talks

If I get tickets the next time Raw is in Cleveland/Columbus, I think the fiancee would go with me if it meant holding up a Fluttershy sign

OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE!

better yet, how about a huge picture of Trixie?  :D

The Stare is just too good an idea, lulz

[i750.photobucket.com image 850x478]

Change "Obey" to "Abeyance".


derpicdn.net

pinkie.ponychan.net
 
2014-03-10 09:23:00 PM  
Golddust is look good... and Cody deserves a big push after Mania.
 
2014-03-10 09:23:14 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Mztlplx: FirstNationalBastard: Next year is the Macho Man Randy Savage memorial Stephanie McMahon gangbang.

Dammit...I was hoping to sleep sometime tonight.

So was I.  You have any idea how long that's going to take to write that Fuddfiction and how long I'm going to debate posting a story where Hornswoggle ruins everything by getting his entire arm caught inside one of Stephanie's orifices because I'm worried about getting a vacation from Fark?

WRITE IT OR LEAVE THIS DOJO UNTIL YOU'VE REGAINED YOUR HONOR!


My inner Kwang cannot handle being disgraced....

I just hope the mods accept the Nuremberg Defense.

grilledshane.com

"'Come and get it, boys....'"

Stephanie McMahon way seductivewy duh bed in duh middwe of the hotew woom.  She was cwad in an ovuhsized Huwk Wuwes t-shiwt dat fit huh wike a dwess.  Duh eagwe eyed couwd see dat duh shiwt was duh onwy awticwe of cwothing she wowe, save fuh a few snap bwacewets and a bwight wed thick haiwband.  Duh sheets wewe a gawish pink and zebwa stwip pattewn wiff a neon gween fwinge.

Big E Wangston, Fandango, Dawwen Young, Twipuh H, Shawn Michauhs, Duh Woad Dogg, and Biwwy Gunn aww stood in the woom. Big E, Fandango, and Dawwen wooked at each othuh confused as duh Kwiq took off dewe heavy twench coats to weveaw cwotchwess neon gween checkuhed tights wiff fwing and tassles and nothing ewse.  Duh Kwiq jumped in bed wiff Stephanie, who wooked at duh wookies expectantwy.

'Awen't you joining us?'

Fandango was duh fiwst to speak.

'You mean, wike, have an owgy with you, youah husband, and his fwiends whiwe youah dwessed up wike a fouahteen yeah owd giwl fwom 1990?'

HBK gwinned.

'What'd ya think we wuh doin' when we said we wuh honowing Wandy Savage, skippy?  A Swim Jim eating contest?'

Dawwen just thwew his hands up in duh aiw.

'Yo, but I'm gay!'

Duh entiwe Kwiq spoke up at once.

'We know!'

Dawwen just shook his head.

'To heww wiff dat.  Ain't nobody got time fuh dat!'

Big E. Wangston just shook his head.

'Fawk dis.  I'd wather be Intuhcontinenuh Champion fuh duh west of my wife....'

Twipwe H piped up.

'Considuh it done-uh!'

As Dawwen and Big E Wangston weft duh woom, Fandango stood thoughtfuwwy as he suhveyed duh scene.

'I pewsonawwy wike to get weiwd... but a gangbang to cewebwate a man having unduhaged sex wiff a minuh who was cweawy emotionawwy damaged by it?' Fandango took a wong, deep bweath.  'Yeah.  Dat's outside my weiwd thweshold by... quite a bit, actuawwy.'

Fandago foxtwotted out of duh woom whiwe Stephanie wooked at duh membuhs of duh Kwiq.

'Why is it duh new bwood nevuh sticks awound?'

Huntuh shwugged his shouwduhs.

'Dey didn't weawn-uh fwom Zack Wyduh, CM Punk, oauh Daniew Bwyan-uh...'

Woad Dogg weaned on top of Huntuh's back.

'We gonna get down to business oauh what?'

Just den, a wustwing was heauhd fwom unduh duh bed.  Hownswoggwe cwawwed out fwom unduhneath, dwessed in one of duh owd Macho Midget outfits.  He immediatewy dove between Stephanie's wegs.  Stephanie shwieked and twied to get him to back off.

'No!  NO!  Hownswoggwe!  I'm not weady fuh you yet! HOWNSWOGGWE!'

It was too wate as Hownswoggwe went to fuwfiww his woww in duh wowepway and insewted awm into Stephanie's tenduh anaw cavity.  howevah, Stephanie had not been wimbuhed up fuh duh maneuvuh and Hownswoggwe was stuck.  He stwuggwed to fwee his wittwe awm to no avaiw.

'Uh... A wittle hewp.'

HBK snickuhed as duh west of duh Kwiq gwawed at him.

'He said... a wittwe hewp.... he's a wittwe pewson!  DAT'S FUNNY!'

Biwwy Gunn went to puww Hownswoggwe out to no avaiw.

'Ya need moah wevewage, Steph!'

Stephanie stood up, duh Huwk Wules shirt covuhing hew body, but stiww showing Hownswoggwe dangwing helpwessely fwom duh end of huh digestive twack.  Just den, duh door fwew open.

Vince McMahon stood at duh dooahway, naked save fuh one of Macho Man's owd cowboy hats, his fwinged white weathuh jacket.  He had a fistfuw of Swim Jims and a bottwe of Ico Pwo in hand to get him twough duh night.

'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEA- What duh heww is going on heah?! He's not supposed to come in fuh anudda houah!'

Hownswoggwe sighed as duh Kwiq stawted awguing and Stephanie stawted to cwy.  Duh night was wuined and he was to bwame.  He didn't want to do dis, but he needed duh extwa cash.  He wonduhed weah his wife went wong...  He was a cwuisuhweight champion and a featuhed pawt of Waw...

Now he was hanging on to his wostuh spot by a butt haiuh"
 
2014-03-10 09:23:20 PM  
LOL AMBROSE
 
2014-03-10 09:23:25 PM  
Ambrose is so awesomely spastic
 
2014-03-10 09:23:39 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: Peverley to the hospital, but conscious. I've turned the game off. I've watched almost every Jackets game this year, but this game has an eerie feel to it now.

Why not go to WWE Network and watch Over The Edge 1999 instead?

Well, you'd never know Owen was on the card according to that cut, so I've heard.

It's probably for the best.

But now I wonder if RAW is Benoit will be put up on the network

Just watched WM 17 yesterday, and Benoit-Angle was shown in its entirety. The crazed look in Benoit's eyes after attacking Angle backstage was disturbing in hindsight


Yeah watching anything with Benoit, you can see that crazed look in his eyes
 
2014-03-10 09:23:49 PM  
Jackets/Stars game cancelled due to Peverley's hospitalization
 
2014-03-10 09:23:51 PM  
How bored is the crowd right now?
 
2014-03-10 09:23:57 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: Peverley to the hospital, but conscious. I've turned the game off. I've watched almost every Jackets game this year, but this game has an eerie feel to it now.

Why not go to WWE Network and watch Over The Edge 1999 instead?

Well, you'd never know Owen was on the card according to that cut, so I've heard.

It's probably for the best.

But now I wonder if RAW is Benoit will be put up on the network

Just watched WM 17 yesterday, and Benoit-Angle was shown in its entirety. The crazed look in Benoit's eyes after attacking Angle backstage was disturbing in hindsight


The RAW 20 box set released in December had the Benoit/Angle segment cut from the DVD for the March 26, 2001 show.

It's intact on the network
 
2014-03-10 09:24:22 PM  
Stars game is postponed now
 
2014-03-10 09:24:32 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-03-10 09:24:35 PM  
Apparently, a CAW guy named @Mr_Sozio just followed me.  Odd, lol.  :D
 
2014-03-10 09:24:46 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: tbaughm: Peverley to the hospital, but conscious. I've turned the game off. I've watched almost every Jackets game this year, but this game has an eerie feel to it now.

Why not go to WWE Network and watch Over The Edge 1999 instead?

Well, you'd never know Owen was on the card according to that cut, so I've heard.

It's probably for the best.

But now I wonder if RAW is Benoit will be put up on the network

Just watched WM 17 yesterday, and Benoit-Angle was shown in its entirety. The crazed look in Benoit's eyes after attacking Angle backstage was disturbing in hindsight


Watched ECW One Night Stand '95 the other night.  Benoit-Guerrero was shown in its entirety (which was depressing enough to watch when realizing Eddie would be dead in months and Benoit in roughly 2 years), as well as Benoit ending the show by landing a flying headbutt on Eric Bischoff.
 
2014-03-10 09:25:37 PM  

robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]


Jebbus, if it makes it by the end of this year, I would be shocked.
 
2014-03-10 09:25:48 PM  

eddievercetti: How bored is the crowd right now?


Not "Randy Savage" chant or Fandango humalong bored.
 
2014-03-10 09:25:50 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The_Y2P_Problem: Mztlplx: FirstNationalBastard: Next year is the Macho Man Randy Savage memorial Stephanie McMahon gangbang.

Dammit...I was hoping to sleep sometime tonight.

So was I.  You have any idea how long that's going to take to write that Fuddfiction and how long I'm going to debate posting a story where Hornswoggle ruins everything by getting his entire arm caught inside one of Stephanie's orifices because I'm worried about getting a vacation from Fark?

WRITE IT OR LEAVE THIS DOJO UNTIL YOU'VE REGAINED YOUR HONOR!

My inner Kwang cannot handle being disgraced....

I just hope the mods accept the Nuremberg Defense.

[grilledshane.com image 638x322]

"'Come and get it, boys....'"

Stephanie McMahon way seductivewy duh bed in duh middwe of the hotew woom.  She was cwad in an ovuhsized Huwk Wuwes t-shiwt dat fit huh wike a dwess.  Duh eagwe eyed couwd see dat duh shiwt was duh onwy awticwe of cwothing she wowe, save fuh a few snap bwacewets and a bwight wed thick haiwband.  Duh sheets wewe a gawish pink and zebwa stwip pattewn wiff a neon gween fwinge.

Big E Wangston, Fandango, Dawwen Young, Twipuh H, Shawn Michauhs, Duh Woad Dogg, and Biwwy Gunn aww stood in the woom. Big E, Fandango, and Dawwen wooked at each othuh confused as duh Kwiq took off dewe heavy twench coats to weveaw cwotchwess neon gween checkuhed tights wiff fwing and tassles and nothing ewse.  Duh Kwiq jumped in bed wiff Stephanie, who wooked at duh wookies expectantwy.

'Awen't you joining us?'

Fandango was duh fiwst to speak.

'You mean, wike, have an owgy with you, youah husband, and his fwiends whiwe youah dwessed up wike a fouahteen yeah owd giwl fwom 1990?'

HBK gwinned.

'What'd ya think we wuh doin' when we said we wuh honowing Wandy Savage, skippy?  A Swim Jim eating contest?'

Dawwen just thwew his hands up in duh aiw.

'Yo, but I'm gay!'

Duh entiwe Kwiq spoke up at once.

'We know!'

Dawwen just shook his head.

'To heww wiff dat.  Ain't nobody got time fu ...


It's.....beautiful....  :D
 
2014-03-10 09:26:01 PM  

robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]


Was that last night?
 
2014-03-10 09:26:14 PM  

eddievercetti: robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Jebbus, if it makes it by the end of this year, I would be shocked.


Jarrett and Toby Keith will be there to pick up the pieces
 
2014-03-10 09:26:47 PM  

tbaughm: Jackets/Stars game cancelled due to Peverley's hospitalization


any word on the player?  I hope he's ok
 
2014-03-10 09:27:04 PM  

eddievercetti: robsul82: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x800]

Jebbus, if it makes it by the end of this year, I would be shocked.


They can always move to the UK. They draw like crazy there!
 
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