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(WWE)   How will Vince screw over the fans this week? Is Hulk Hogan's big announcement about his sex tape? Will Bork Lesnar break Grandpa Undertaker in half? Find out on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Hulk Hogan, Grandpa Undertaker, WWE Network, sex tape  
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2014-03-10 09:06:12 PM  

tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Lol idea:  Print out a huge sign of Fluttershy's stare and just hold it up whenever HHH talks

If I get tickets the next time Raw is in Cleveland/Columbus, I think the fiancee would go with me if it meant holding up a Fluttershy sign


Excellent!

ih0.redbubble.net
 
2014-03-10 09:06:13 PM  

The Bestest: snap poll: favorite Taker outfit?

A) bowler and purple gloves
B) American Badass
C) Level 90 Shadow Priest


I'm kind of digging Assassin's Brotherhood Taker.
 
2014-03-10 09:06:15 PM  

lokis_mentor: In other news Rich Peverley collapsed on the bench


I hope his brothers are ok

ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr
 
2014-03-10 09:06:16 PM  
Paul Bearer was a much better Paul, but I like Heyman better than Brock. So much so I wish they would let these two wrestle.
 
2014-03-10 09:06:37 PM  

lokis_mentor: In other news Rich Peverley collapsed on the bench


Watching that game on TV muted while Raw is on my computer. Jackets and Stars both look stunned
 
2014-03-10 09:06:44 PM  
Doesn't the Miz have a 4 match win streak at WM?
 
2014-03-10 09:07:09 PM  
Any chance Paul comes out as Paul E Barer again?
 
2014-03-10 09:07:17 PM  

ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Lol idea:  Print out a huge sign of Fluttershy's stare and just hold it up whenever HHH talks

If I get tickets the next time Raw is in Cleveland/Columbus, I think the fiancee would go with me if it meant holding up a Fluttershy sign

OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE!


better yet, how about a huge picture of Trixie?  :D
 
2014-03-10 09:07:26 PM  

The Bestest: snap poll: favorite Taker outfit?

A) bowler and purple gloves
B) American Badass
C) Level 90 Shadow Priest


Bowler and purple gloves, of course.

i750.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-10 09:07:29 PM  

nathanjr: Doesn't the Miz have a 4 match win streak at WM?


Yes he does. That's be Taker's final match and he'll pass the streak on to Miz. Because reasons.
 
2014-03-10 09:07:36 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: In other news Rich Peverley collapsed on the bench

I hope his brothers are ok

[ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr image 600x794]


They just sent the teams back to the locker rooms.
 
2014-03-10 09:07:43 PM  

Supercampion: @Akuma Ive been a Spurs fan since I was 6. Almost 30 years. I share a brotherhood with Spurs fans.


section 124
 
2014-03-10 09:07:43 PM  
Heyman sounds concerned.
 
2014-03-10 09:08:15 PM  

lokis_mentor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: In other news Rich Peverley collapsed on the bench

I hope his brothers are ok

[ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr image 600x794]

They just sent the teams back to the locker rooms.


Yikes. That sucks, hope he is ok.
 
2014-03-10 09:08:24 PM  
Is this where Heyman swerves everyone asks Taker to face Punk again?
 
2014-03-10 09:08:40 PM  
Paul is the master of promos. I may actually buy his DVD when it comes out
 
2014-03-10 09:08:42 PM  
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2014-03-10 09:08:42 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Lol idea:  Print out a huge sign of Fluttershy's stare and just hold it up whenever HHH talks

If I get tickets the next time Raw is in Cleveland/Columbus, I think the fiancee would go with me if it meant holding up a Fluttershy sign

OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE!

better yet, how about a huge picture of Trixie?  :D


The Stare is just too good an idea, lulz
 
2014-03-10 09:08:48 PM  

ShiningWizard: Any chance Paul comes out as Paul E Barer again?


That was awesome.
 
2014-03-10 09:08:49 PM  

lokis_mentor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: In other news Rich Peverley collapsed on the bench

I hope his brothers are ok

[ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr image 600x794]

They just sent the teams back to the locker rooms.


Who?
 
2014-03-10 09:09:07 PM  

akuma976: Supercampion: @Akuma Ive been a Spurs fan since I was 6. Almost 30 years. I share a brotherhood with Spurs fans.

section 124


Remind us of that early next week and I or someone will try and get a screencap and put you into the hall of FWC legends.
 
2014-03-10 09:09:10 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: In other news Rich Peverley collapsed on the bench

I hope his brothers are ok

[ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr image 600x794]

They just sent the teams back to the locker rooms.

Yikes. That sucks, hope he is ok.


Well he does have a heart condition, and missed the preseason due to it.
 
2014-03-10 09:09:25 PM  
As a rebuttal to this, Taker should start mockingly singing "Feeling Minnesota."
 
2014-03-10 09:09:37 PM  

tbaughm: nathanjr: Doesn't the Miz have a 4 match win streak at WM?

Yes he does. That's be Taker's final match and he'll pass the streak on to Miz. Because reasons.


..but Miz is like the Special Needs Mega Man of WWE. If he beats you, he steals you weapon.. poorly.

Can you imagine Miz attempting a chokeslam or a tombstone?
 
2014-03-10 09:10:13 PM  

lokis_mentor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: In other news Rich Peverley collapsed on the bench

I hope his brothers are ok

[ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr image 600x794]

They just sent the teams back to the locker rooms.

Yikes. That sucks, hope he is ok.

Well he does have a heart condition, and missed the preseason due to it.


is this a soccer/real football player?
 
2014-03-10 09:10:35 PM  
So what does taker do during the year?
 
2014-03-10 09:10:35 PM  

The Bestest: tbaughm: nathanjr: Doesn't the Miz have a 4 match win streak at WM?

Yes he does. That's be Taker's final match and he'll pass the streak on to Miz. Because reasons.

..but Miz is like the Special Needs Mega Man of WWE. If he beats you, he steals you weapon.. poorly.

Can you imagine Miz attempting a chokeslam or a tombstone?


His Last Ride would break Droz's neck so bad that he'll be able to walk again
 
2014-03-10 09:10:40 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: lokis_mentor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: In other news Rich Peverley collapsed on the bench

I hope his brothers are ok

[ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr image 600x794]

They just sent the teams back to the locker rooms.

Yikes. That sucks, hope he is ok.

Well he does have a heart condition, and missed the preseason due to it.

is this a soccer/real football player?


Hockey.
 
2014-03-10 09:10:50 PM  
DID YOU KNOW?

The Undertaker is 6 months older than Paul Heyman.
 
2014-03-10 09:10:54 PM  

emtbiz: what if lesner legit shoots on taker and makes him tap?


epic "five knuckle shuffle"...  make sure to save some, we can call it "Mania XXX", le premiere eau de borkborkbork
 
2014-03-10 09:10:58 PM  

Supercampion: akuma976: Supercampion: @Akuma Ive been a Spurs fan since I was 6. Almost 30 years. I share a brotherhood with Spurs fans.

section 124

Remind us of that early next week and I or someone will try and get a screencap and put you into the hall of FWC legends.


Jetskimoo and I will happily take up TV screenshot duty again.  :)
 
2014-03-10 09:11:06 PM  
What was the point of that?
 
2014-03-10 09:11:24 PM  

The Bestest: tbaughm: nathanjr: Doesn't the Miz have a 4 match win streak at WM?

Yes he does. That's be Taker's final match and he'll pass the streak on to Miz. Because reasons.

..but Miz is like the Special Needs Mega Man of WWE. If he beats you, he steals you weapon.. poorly.

Can you imagine Miz attempting a chokeslam or a tombstone?


Have him beat The Rock so we can watch him botch the Peoples Elbow.
 
2014-03-10 09:11:25 PM  
All that for a couple of lines from the Undertaker.
 
2014-03-10 09:11:28 PM  

silgryphon: So what does taker do during the year?


www.wrestlescoop.com
 
2014-03-10 09:11:34 PM  

ManateeGag: What was the point of that?


to kill 10 minutes
 
2014-03-10 09:11:36 PM  
The tag match is gonna be like a porn blooper. An Orton-covered penis
 
2014-03-10 09:11:40 PM  

ManateeGag: What was the point of that?


I don't know. Some match or something they'll be having. Pay no mind.
 
2014-03-10 09:11:43 PM  

tbaughm: The Bestest: tbaughm: nathanjr: Doesn't the Miz have a 4 match win streak at WM?

Yes he does. That's be Taker's final match and he'll pass the streak on to Miz. Because reasons.

..but Miz is like the Special Needs Mega Man of WWE. If he beats you, he steals you weapon.. poorly.

Can you imagine Miz attempting a chokeslam or a tombstone?

His Last Ride would break Droz's neck so bad that he'll be able to walk again


I'm so going to hell for snorting at that!
 
2014-03-10 09:11:57 PM  

ManateeGag: What was the point of that?


it successfully consumed 7 minutes
 
2014-03-10 09:12:19 PM  
WM30 has to see the return of the Boogeyman
 
2014-03-10 09:12:24 PM  
So Undertaker's announcement was responding to Paul Heyman, who he wasn't expecting to come out storyline-wise.  So what...oh God, my brain inverted.
 
2014-03-10 09:12:26 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Grand_Moff_Joseph: lokis_mentor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: lokis_mentor: In other news Rich Peverley collapsed on the bench

I hope his brothers are ok

[ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr image 600x794]

They just sent the teams back to the locker rooms.

Yikes. That sucks, hope he is ok.

Well he does have a heart condition, and missed the preseason due to it.

is this a soccer/real football player?

Hockey.


Center for the Dallas Stars, played with Bruins,
 
2014-03-10 09:12:38 PM  

tbaughm: The Bestest: tbaughm: nathanjr: Doesn't the Miz have a 4 match win streak at WM?

Yes he does. That's be Taker's final match and he'll pass the streak on to Miz. Because reasons.

..but Miz is like the Special Needs Mega Man of WWE. If he beats you, he steals you weapon.. poorly.

Can you imagine Miz attempting a chokeslam or a tombstone?

His Last Ride would break Droz's neck so bad that he'll be able to walk again


(SPITS DR. PEPPER ON LAPTOP)
 
2014-03-10 09:12:46 PM  
Well, that was quite the announcement. Thanks for that, WWE.
 
2014-03-10 09:13:00 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: tbaughm: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Lol idea:  Print out a huge sign of Fluttershy's stare and just hold it up whenever HHH talks

If I get tickets the next time Raw is in Cleveland/Columbus, I think the fiancee would go with me if it meant holding up a Fluttershy sign

OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE!

better yet, how about a huge picture of Trixie?  :D

The Stare is just too good an idea, lulz


i750.photobucket.com

Change "Obey" to "Abeyance".
 
2014-03-10 09:13:21 PM  

silgryphon: So what does taker do during the year?


Michelle McCool.
 
2014-03-10 09:13:50 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-10 09:13:56 PM  

silgryphon: So what does taker do during the year?


according to the folks in the fwc threads, he does his wife.
 
2014-03-10 09:14:07 PM  

robsul82: So Undertaker's announcement was responding to Paul Heyman, who he wasn't expecting to come out storyline-wise.  So what...oh God, my brain inverted.


Assume Heyman hadn't showed. What would Undertaker have said? Well, he would've stood around for five minutes, mention something superficially cryptic, and said, "Rest in peace."

So basically every Undertaker promo stretching back 24 years.
 
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