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(Mother Nature Network)   If cats replaced velociraptors in 'Jurassic Park'   ( divider line
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2014-03-10 06:21:23 PM  
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Realistically, I'd much rather be ripped to shreds by a velociraptor than a giant cat.  A cat won't let you just die.  It'll sit there and torment you for awhile first.  It'll let you run, and right when you think you'll get a break for freedom, BAM.  Swatted back down.

A raptor breaks your body.  A cat first breaks your spirit.
2014-03-10 07:54:17 AM  
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Meh.  You could distract them with a laser pointer and make a clean get-away.
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