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(Mother Nature Network)   If cats replaced velociraptors in 'Jurassic Park'   (mnn.com) divider line 8
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2014-03-10 07:54:17 AM
Meh.  You could distract them with a laser pointer and make a clean get-away.
 
2014-03-10 08:14:01 AM

dittybopper: Meh.  You could distract them with a laser pointer and make a clean get-away.


This explains why the US military has been working so hard on a powerful laser that can be used from an airplane in flight. It's not to make popcorn at all--they're just trying to find a way to control the giant, man-eating housecats that they already developed.

/goes back to re-read the Book of Revelation for feline references
 
2014-03-10 09:25:03 AM

dittybopper: Meh.  You could distract them with a laser pointer and make a clean get-away.


LOL

Velociraptokitties would just torment humans by knocking stuff off of other things.
 
2014-03-10 10:14:46 AM

slayer199: dittybopper: Meh.  You could distract them with a laser pointer and make a clean get-away.

LOL

Velociraptokitties would just torment humans by knocking stuff off of other things.


Or biting their radios.

I just discovered that one of our Persians has taken to biting the antenna of my ham radio handheld while it's sitting in the charger.  So now I have to move the charger so it's not accessible to the damn cats.
 
2014-03-10 01:49:15 PM
everyone dies by the end.
 
2014-03-10 03:18:08 PM
this really sounds like a job for The Asylum movies. lol
 
2014-03-10 06:21:23 PM
Realistically, I'd much rather be ripped to shreds by a velociraptor than a giant cat.  A cat won't let you just die.  It'll sit there and torment you for awhile first.  It'll let you run, and right when you think you'll get a break for freedom, BAM.  Swatted back down.

A raptor breaks your body.  A cat first breaks your spirit.
 
2014-03-10 07:26:52 PM
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