unyon: FTFA: "Before we had a brilliant sex life but now if we sleep together it sets me off having to have orgasm after orgasm for days."No woman from South Carolina uses the word brilliant like that. It's like they're not even trying anymore.
serial_crusher: In other news, serial_crusher is now regarded as a "medical condition".
GWSuperfan: Since when is having me as a boyfriend a "medical condition"?
Derogatory comment: Prof. Frink: GWSuperfan: Since when is having me as a boyfriend a "medical condition"?The exceptional visual acuity that enables one to see your penis.Annnnnnnnnnnnd were done. Last person please turn out the lights.
Lukeonia1: ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jpgSeriously, didn't we just have a PGAD thread a few weeks ago?
IlGreven: Mr. Right: FTA: Even basic household chores are a no-go as the vibrations from washing or cleaning could set off her orgasms again.We may have discovered a cause.Well, then don't sit on the washer or vaccuum. Problem solved!
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