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(Daily Star)   Medical condition gives woman non-stop orgasms. Unfortunately it's not contagious   (dailystar.co.uk ) divider line
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6380 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Mar 2014 at 5:11 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-10 06:42:03 AM  
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unyon: FTFA:  "Before we had a brilliant sex life but now if we sleep together it sets me off having to have orgasm after orgasm for days."

No woman from South Carolina uses the word brilliant like that.  It's like they're not even trying anymore.


She continued "Why just the other day I was feeling a bit peckish and decided to pop down to the chip shop. Within moments the vibrations in the lift set me naughty bits aquiver. I was gobsmacked, I was."
2014-03-10 06:38:53 AM  
3 votes:

serial_crusher: In other news, serial_crusher is now regarded as a "medical condition".


Let's be fair, you've been considered a "medical condition" for quite some time now
2014-03-10 05:21:04 AM  
3 votes:

GWSuperfan: Since when is having me as a boyfriend a "medical condition"?


The exceptional visual acuity that enables one to see your penis.
2014-03-10 02:47:07 AM  
3 votes:
Since when is having me as a boyfriend a "medical condition"?
2014-03-10 06:44:23 AM  
2 votes:
So guys can now stop looking for the lady that used to orgasm whenever she sneezed?

I'm sure their skin will thank them for stopping using black pepper as body powder.
2014-03-10 05:37:56 AM  
2 votes:

Derogatory comment: Prof. Frink: GWSuperfan: Since when is having me as a boyfriend a "medical condition"?

The exceptional visual acuity that enables one to see your penis.

Annnnnnnnnnnnd were done. Last person please turn out the lights.


But then we can't see his penis...
2014-03-10 12:48:20 AM  
2 votes:

Lukeonia1: ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jpg

Seriously, didn't we just have a PGAD thread a few weeks ago?


Maybe it is contagious.
2014-03-10 09:40:17 AM  
1 vote:
I still think that this condition should be called "Orgasmic Genital Arousal Disorder" because OGAD, OGAD!, OhMyGAD!

/and, I'm done.
2014-03-10 07:59:45 AM  
1 vote:

IlGreven: Mr. Right: FTA:  Even basic household chores are a no-go as the vibrations from washing or cleaning could set off her orgasms again.

We may have discovered a cause.

Well, then don't sit on the washer or vaccuum. Problem solved!


You would take away the only thing that makes laundry day worthwhile?? - it took me YEARS to perfect the only-slightly-unbalanced-load.
2014-03-10 07:11:29 AM  
1 vote:
Possible timeline of events:
*Fake orgasms to shorten bad sex
*Realize it can be used to get out of sex entirely
*Throw in chores, too, because why not?
2014-03-10 06:35:17 AM  
1 vote:
In other news, serial_crusher is now regarded as a "medical condition".
2014-03-10 06:32:44 AM  
1 vote:
Sooo, looks like date night is on hold.

/This just in: Man kept around for automobile maintenance and moving furniture.
2014-03-10 06:28:19 AM  
1 vote:

GWSuperfan: Since when is having me as a boyfriend a "medical condition"?


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