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(Daily Star)   Medical condition gives woman non-stop orgasms. Unfortunately it's not contagious   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 40
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2014-03-10 12:43:01 AM  
ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jpg

Seriously, didn't we just have a PGAD thread a few weeks ago?
 
2014-03-10 12:48:20 AM  

Lukeonia1: ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jpg

Seriously, didn't we just have a PGAD thread a few weeks ago?


Maybe it is contagious.
 
2014-03-10 12:57:56 AM  
Wow, NOT a Daily Mail link. How about that...
 
2014-03-10 01:29:13 AM  
FTFA:  "Before we had a brilliant sex life but now if we sleep together it sets me off having to have orgasm after orgasm for days."

No woman from South Carolina uses the word brilliant like that.  It's like they're not even trying anymore.
 
2014-03-10 02:47:07 AM  
Since when is having me as a boyfriend a "medical condition"?
 
2014-03-10 05:21:04 AM  

GWSuperfan: Since when is having me as a boyfriend a "medical condition"?


The exceptional visual acuity that enables one to see your penis.
 
2014-03-10 05:23:01 AM  
I love how the article refers to it as an "embarrassing condition." It is a condition. Some might think it embarrassing.

Objectivity. What's in your news?
 
2014-03-10 05:32:26 AM  

Prof. Frink: GWSuperfan: Since when is having me as a boyfriend a "medical condition"?

The exceptional visual acuity that enables one to see your penis.


Annnnnnnnnnnnd were done. Last person please turn out the lights.
 
2014-03-10 05:37:56 AM  

Derogatory comment: Prof. Frink: GWSuperfan: Since when is having me as a boyfriend a "medical condition"?

The exceptional visual acuity that enables one to see your penis.

Annnnnnnnnnnnd were done. Last person please turn out the lights.


But then we can't see his penis...
 
2014-03-10 05:38:19 AM  
I bet her husband is feeling left out
 
2014-03-10 06:02:53 AM  
FTFA: ""Before we had a brilliant sex life but now if we sleep together it sets me off having to have orgasm after orgasm for days." "

Riiight....I'm sure many South Carolina women use "brilliant" in normal conversation.
 
2014-03-10 06:19:38 AM  

kayanlau: I bet her husband is feeling left out


I bet her husband doesn't have a clue what's going on
 
2014-03-10 06:19:56 AM  
FTA:  Even basic household chores are a no-go as the vibrations from washing or cleaning could set off her orgasms again.

We may have discovered a cause.
 
2014-03-10 06:28:19 AM  

GWSuperfan: Since when is having me as a boyfriend a "medical condition"?


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2014-03-10 06:28:35 AM  

Mr. Right: FTA:  Even basic household chores are a no-go as the vibrations from washing or cleaning could set off her orgasms again.

We may have discovered a cause.


Well, then don't sit on the washer or vaccuum. Problem solved!
 
2014-03-10 06:32:44 AM  
Sooo, looks like date night is on hold.

/This just in: Man kept around for automobile maintenance and moving furniture.
 
2014-03-10 06:35:17 AM  
In other news, serial_crusher is now regarded as a "medical condition".
 
2014-03-10 06:38:53 AM  

serial_crusher: In other news, serial_crusher is now regarded as a "medical condition".


Let's be fair, you've been considered a "medical condition" for quite some time now
 
2014-03-10 06:40:18 AM  
Huh. No one saw that coming.
 
2014-03-10 06:42:03 AM  

unyon: FTFA:  "Before we had a brilliant sex life but now if we sleep together it sets me off having to have orgasm after orgasm for days."

No woman from South Carolina uses the word brilliant like that.  It's like they're not even trying anymore.


She continued "Why just the other day I was feeling a bit peckish and decided to pop down to the chip shop. Within moments the vibrations in the lift set me naughty bits aquiver. I was gobsmacked, I was."
 
2014-03-10 06:44:23 AM  
So guys can now stop looking for the lady that used to orgasm whenever she sneezed?

I'm sure their skin will thank them for stopping using black pepper as body powder.
 
2014-03-10 06:58:31 AM  

unyon: FTFA:  "Before we had a brilliant sex life but now if we sleep together it sets me off having to have orgasm after orgasm for days."

No woman from South Carolina uses the word brilliant like that.  It's like they're not even trying anymore.


I use brilliant like that and I'm from SC. Sorry to blow your concept of what people do where.

Why? Too many years of Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Are You Being Served, Faulty Towers, The Young Ones, etc... Old British TV shows are quite popular and play on PBS and a few other channels in SC.
 
2014-03-10 07:11:29 AM  
Possible timeline of events:
*Fake orgasms to shorten bad sex
*Realize it can be used to get out of sex entirely
*Throw in chores, too, because why not?
 
2014-03-10 07:26:51 AM  

ShatteredMinds: unyon: FTFA: "Before we had a brilliant sex life but now if we sleep together it sets me off having to have orgasm after orgasm for days."

No woman from South Carolina uses the word brilliant like that. It's like they're not even trying anymore.

I use brilliant like that and I'm from SC. Sorry to blow your concept of what people do where.


are you a woman?  If no...
 
2014-03-10 07:30:16 AM  

IamAwake: are you a woman?  If no...


No, but I have friends who do the same and are in fact women.
 
2014-03-10 07:31:54 AM  

ShatteredMinds: unyon: FTFA:  "Before we had a brilliant sex life but now if we sleep together it sets me off having to have orgasm after orgasm for days."

No woman from South Carolina uses the word brilliant like that.  It's like they're not even trying anymore.

I use brilliant like that and I'm from SC. Sorry to blow your concept of what people do where.

Why? Too many years of Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Are You Being Served, Faulty Towers, The Young Ones, etc... Old British TV shows are quite popular and play on PBS and a few other channels in SC.


There also was that Guinness advertising campaign.

/BRILLIANT!
 
2014-03-10 07:55:20 AM  
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Can't believe this wasn't #1
 
2014-03-10 07:56:44 AM  
And the deuce -
www.styleite.com
 
2014-03-10 07:57:51 AM  

ShatteredMinds: unyon: FTFA:  "Before we had a brilliant sex life but now if we sleep together it sets me off having to have orgasm after orgasm for days."

No woman from South Carolina uses the word brilliant like that.  It's like they're not even trying anymore.

I use brilliant like that and I'm from SC. Sorry to blow your concept of what people do where.

Why? Too many years of Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Are You Being Served, Faulty Towers, The Young Ones, etc... Old British TV shows are quite popular and play on PBS and a few other channels in SC.


Tell me you have a SC accent and I'm yours.
 
2014-03-10 07:59:45 AM  

IlGreven: Mr. Right: FTA:  Even basic household chores are a no-go as the vibrations from washing or cleaning could set off her orgasms again.

We may have discovered a cause.

Well, then don't sit on the washer or vaccuum. Problem solved!


You would take away the only thing that makes laundry day worthwhile?? - it took me YEARS to perfect the only-slightly-unbalanced-load.
 
2014-03-10 08:01:22 AM  

ShatteredMinds: IamAwake: are you a woman?  If no...

No, but I have friends who do the same and are in fact women.


First you tell us you're an anti-social geek, then you tell us you have friends - friends who are girls, despite you being a guy.  So which is it?

//I hope you realize I'm kidding...
 
2014-03-10 08:10:40 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: Tell me you have a SC accent and I'm yours.


you have a thing for old dudes who sit around watching such an incredible amount of old British shows that it has affectted their everyday speech?  That is a very specific fetish you have...I hope it doesn't have any additional traits that go along with it...
 
2014-03-10 08:27:46 AM  
Giggadey:
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2014-03-10 09:40:17 AM  
I still think that this condition should be called "Orgasmic Genital Arousal Disorder" because OGAD, OGAD!, OhMyGAD!

/and, I'm done.
 
2014-03-10 12:57:24 PM  
I bet she could get a job as a sex toy tester and make some real cash at it...............
 
2014-03-10 01:36:36 PM  
Have sex with me. That should cure it:(
 
2014-03-10 01:50:39 PM  
Orgazmo seen sneaking around the corner.
 
2014-03-10 04:07:23 PM  
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2014-03-10 05:04:52 PM  

ShatteredMinds: Too many years of Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Are You Being Served, Faulty Towers, The Young Ones, etc...


i.ytimg.com

Faulty? What's wrong with him?!
 
2014-03-10 07:19:57 PM  

ShatteredMinds: IamAwake: are you a woman?  If no...

No, but I have friends who do the same and are in fact women.


I was ready to believe you until you said you had friends who were women. That blew all your credibility.
 
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