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(Stuff.co.nz)   Kim Kardashian signs a big ass pre-nuptial agreement   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 20
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2014-03-10 12:41:38 AM
It really does kind of take the romance out of the whole thing.

Kanye's an idiot, though. He should have taken advice from Outkast's Big Boi:

You farked around and knocked her up,
and now you say she the one?
Nubian you dumb.
You should have pulled it out
and squirted on her eyelash.
 
2014-03-10 04:10:35 AM
She got one of your kids, got you for 18 years
 
2014-03-10 04:14:32 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: It really does kind of take the romance out of the whole thing.

Kanye's an idiot, though. He should have taken advice from Outkast's Big Boi:

You farked around and knocked her up,
and now you say she the one?
Nubian you dumb.
You should have pulled it out
and squirted on her eyelash.


Truly, modern poetry.
 
2014-03-10 04:17:11 AM

robohobo: AverageAmericanGuy: It really does kind of take the romance out of the whole thing.

Kanye's an idiot, though. He should have taken advice from Outkast's Big Boi:

You farked around and knocked her up,
and now you say she the one?
Nubian you dumb.Ji
You should have pulled it out
and squirted on her eyelash.

Truly, modern poetry.


And even better that it's just one eyelash. Singular. Hatepaste enough for one lonely eyelash. Even more tragic considering how hairy Armenians are.
 
2014-03-10 04:58:41 AM
I know a guy who has been with his girlfriend for nearly a decade.  He won't marry her unless she signs a pre-nup, and she refuses to.

The funny thing?   She makes more money than  he does.  But he's convinced that he's gonna be a millionaire someday.
 
2014-03-10 05:55:44 AM
...now I aint sayin she's gold digga
 
2014-03-10 07:00:14 AM
Came for gold digga, leaving satisfied.  Carry on
 
2014-03-10 07:29:52 AM
I assumed she was worth more than he is.
 
2014-03-10 08:00:14 AM
Huh...I thought they were already married.
 
2014-03-10 08:08:20 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: It really does kind of take the romance out of the whole thing.

Kanye's an idiot, though. He should have taken advice from Outkast's Big Boi:

You farked around and knocked her up,
and now you say she the one?
Nubian you dumb.
You should have pulled it out
and squirted on her eyelash.


Wow!  Big Boi's entire lyrical cataloge is centered around warning guys not to knock up a girl,  ( I'll be DAMNED if you find a song in which he doesn't mention that theme ) and you post that mess.

Here let me try:

Back when I was a freshman
I learned a valuable lesson,
A hoe gone be a hoe
and it don't matter bout you stressin
The only thing you do  is tap that throat
and wear protection
and only when she spit it out
is when you feel rejection

From N2U, Idlewild

Also FTA:
"Kanye didn't even think the couple needed a pre-nup, and was ready to give Kim carte blanche to all of his financial assets. Yes, he loves Kim that much."

I guess he's a punk.

/if you ain't no punk, holla we want pre-nup!
 
2014-03-10 08:11:51 AM
And just because I love OutKast, here are The Train and The Train Part II
 
2014-03-10 10:07:05 AM
I have spent a great deal of time worrying about the Kimye prenup, so this article is greatly appreciated.
 
2014-03-10 12:07:04 PM
This thread is very confusing without pictures of her giant ass.
 
2014-03-10 01:34:34 PM

RoyHobbs22: This thread is very confusing without pictures of her giant ass.


who wants to see pictures of Kanye?
 
2014-03-10 02:22:05 PM

RaiderFanMikeP: RoyHobbs22: This thread is very confusing without pictures of her giant ass.

who wants to see pictures of Kanye?


heh.    niiiiiiiice........

/oakland, i'm guessing?
//raiders fan since '70
///miracle season of george blanda
 
2014-03-10 02:41:37 PM

stir22: RaiderFanMikeP: RoyHobbs22: This thread is very confusing without pictures of her giant ass.

who wants to see pictures of Kanye?

heh.    niiiiiiiice........

/oakland, i'm guessing?
//raiders fan since '70
///miracle season of george blanda


actually in Florida representing! lol

lived in Washington DC area when Redskins and Raiders met in 1984  and after that game I started learning the history of the Raiders and Al Davis..
 
2014-03-10 03:32:21 PM
Has anyone noticed that Kim as a very big ass?
 
2014-03-10 04:31:29 PM
Does it come with big-gas savings?
 
2014-03-10 10:55:48 PM

RaiderFanMikeP: RoyHobbs22: This thread is very confusing without pictures of her giant ass.

who wants to see pictures of Kanye?


Gay fish.
 
2014-03-11 12:34:40 PM

darkjezter: I know a guy who has been with his girlfriend for nearly a decade.  He won't marry her unless she signs a pre-nup, and she refuses to.

The funny thing?   She makes more money than  he does.  But he's convinced that he's gonna be a millionaire someday.


PRE-nup.  As in assets before the nuptials.  Sign all you want, but that pre-nup won't help his imaginary future income.
 
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