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(Metro)   'I got down on one knee and proposed. I could tell by her tail wagging that she said ''yes'''   (metro.co.uk) divider line 19
    More: Stupid, life partner, Brixton  
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2014-03-10 12:04:17 AM  
4 votes:
I'm going to send them a wedding gift. Do you think they prefer smooth or chunky?
2014-03-10 07:48:56 AM  
2 votes:
I looked for a gift and the only thing on her bridal registry was this.  Weird.

gerritys.com
2014-03-10 01:58:04 AM  
2 votes:

TuteTibiImperes:  It's a female dog.  It's a gay inter-species marriage.

That Guy Jeff: i.imgur.com
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.


It's a dog eat dog world.
2014-03-10 01:24:33 AM  
2 votes:
White people problems.
2014-03-10 12:30:21 AM  
2 votes:
That's messed up.
2014-03-10 12:04:28 AM  
2 votes:
I was afraid that she would have to deal with her "husband" dying in only a few years, but then I read

Amanda Rodgers

She should have no problem extending his lifespan.

www.startrek.com
2014-03-10 07:41:39 AM  
1 votes:
If you need me, I'll be in the lab.

/try the veal
2014-03-10 06:40:57 AM  
1 votes:
Why can't America be more like Croatia? I'd take the tax breaks that come along with listing my dog as a stay at home spouse in an instant.
2014-03-10 04:15:51 AM  
1 votes:
Bow wow wow
Yippy yo yippy yay
Bow wow wow wow
Yippy yay
2014-03-10 03:56:02 AM  
1 votes:

NerdCoreRageQuit: I think we're all missing the point.  The lady is a pedophile dog farker. 

/She needs to have a seat over there.


Wow, I hadn't considered that point. What, exactly, is the age of consent for a dog?
/there's a puppy love joke around here somewhere...
2014-03-10 03:03:54 AM  
1 votes:
They're registered at Petsmart.
2014-03-10 01:05:14 AM  
1 votes:
OMG FOX NEWS WAS FARKING RIGHT?!

Once you let gays marry, then it all goes to crap.

Time to stockpile.
2014-03-10 12:38:00 AM  
1 votes:
proudtobeafilthyliberalscum.com
2014-03-10 12:31:23 AM  
1 votes:
The marriage, like the first, would sadly have not had lasted if but for the grace of a midnight trip to the supermarket.

"Sheba was a very selfish lover at first-- she would have a go with my leg until she was done, and then roll over and fall asleep.  Thankfully I picked up some peanut butter from the market, and now all is well."
2014-03-10 12:23:53 AM  
1 votes:
Damnit why did she marry the dog in croatia?
2014-03-10 12:15:09 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.

Infernalist: It's farking retarded.  You can't marry something that can't consent.


People ascribe all sorts of "people only" things to their damn pets; consent is just another.

/ no, your dog cannot feel love
// it will eat you given the opportunity
2014-03-09 11:42:59 PM  
1 votes:
I could tell by her tail wagging that she said ''yes"

That's how Mrs. phlegmmo said yes.
2014-03-09 11:04:41 PM  
1 votes:
Thanks a lot, Obama! First the homogays, and now this!
2014-03-09 10:58:19 PM  
1 votes:
Dogf*arker has been reveled!!
 
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