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(Metro)   'I got down on one knee and proposed. I could tell by her tail wagging that she said ''yes'''   (metro.co.uk) divider line 63
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2014-03-09 10:58:19 PM  
Dogf*arker has been reveled!!
 
2014-03-09 11:04:41 PM  
Thanks a lot, Obama! First the homogays, and now this!
 
2014-03-09 11:42:59 PM  
I could tell by her tail wagging that she said ''yes"

That's how Mrs. phlegmmo said yes.
 
2014-03-10 12:02:08 AM  
She married a man 20 years ago but the relationship ended within a few months.

Shocking. I'm shocked.
 
2014-03-10 12:03:12 AM  
So it begins...
 
2014-03-10 12:04:17 AM  
I'm going to send them a wedding gift. Do you think they prefer smooth or chunky?
 
2014-03-10 12:04:28 AM  
I was afraid that she would have to deal with her "husband" dying in only a few years, but then I read

Amanda Rodgers

She should have no problem extending his lifespan.

www.startrek.com
 
2014-03-10 12:05:17 AM  

sandbar67: I'm going to send them a wedding gift. Do you think they prefer smooth or chunky?


On a sammich, chunky. On a bajingo, smooth.

Duh ...
 
2014-03-10 12:06:19 AM  

Captain James T. Smirk: I was afraid that she would have to deal with her "husband" dying in only a few years, but then I read

Amanda Rodgers

She should have no problem extending his lifespan.

[www.startrek.com image 500x500]


 It's a female dog.  It's a gay inter-species marriage.
 
2014-03-10 12:10:50 AM  
It's farking retarded.  You can't marry something that can't consent.
 
2014-03-10 12:15:09 AM  
i.imgur.com
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.

Infernalist: It's farking retarded.  You can't marry something that can't consent.


People ascribe all sorts of "people only" things to their damn pets; consent is just another.

/ no, your dog cannot feel love
// it will eat you given the opportunity
 
2014-03-10 12:19:48 AM  
People that anthropomorphize animals and consider them equal to humans are mentally unhinged.
 
2014-03-10 12:23:53 AM  
Damnit why did she marry the dog in croatia?
 
2014-03-10 12:30:21 AM  
That's messed up.
 
2014-03-10 12:31:23 AM  
The marriage, like the first, would sadly have not had lasted if but for the grace of a midnight trip to the supermarket.

"Sheba was a very selfish lover at first-- she would have a go with my leg until she was done, and then roll over and fall asleep.  Thankfully I picked up some peanut butter from the market, and now all is well."
 
2014-03-10 12:32:17 AM  

hervatski: Damnit why did she marry the dog in croatia?


Honeymoon destination?

/pukes
 
2014-03-10 12:38:00 AM  
proudtobeafilthyliberalscum.com
 
2014-03-10 12:40:58 AM  
For every disciplined dog, there's another eating a pussy.
 
2014-03-10 12:44:48 AM  
THANKS OBAMA
 
2014-03-10 12:44:49 AM  
Your dog wants protective services and a divorce lawyer.
 
2014-03-10 12:53:04 AM  

That Guy Jeff: [i.imgur.com image 237x355]
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.

Infernalist: It's farking retarded.  You can't marry something that can't consent.

People ascribe all sorts of "people only" things to their damn pets; consent is just another.

/ no, your dog cannot feel love
// it will eat you given the opportunity


People eat dogs.

By your logic that means people can't feel love.

/make of that what you will.
 
2014-03-10 01:03:50 AM  
And to think, her ex-husband called her a biatch.
 
2014-03-10 01:05:14 AM  
OMG FOX NEWS WAS FARKING RIGHT?!

Once you let gays marry, then it all goes to crap.

Time to stockpile.
 
2014-03-10 01:09:20 AM  
We didn't listen!
 
2014-03-10 01:09:31 AM  

cuzsis: That Guy Jeff: [i.imgur.com image 237x355]
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.

Infernalist: It's farking retarded.  You can't marry something that can't consent.

People ascribe all sorts of "people only" things to their damn pets; consent is just another.

/ no, your dog cannot feel love
// it will eat you given the opportunity

People eat dogs.

By your logic that means people can't feel love.

/make of that what you will.


No, that would be if I said the dogs can't feel love because they would eat another species. As I said no such thing, you fail basic logic.
 
2014-03-10 01:09:34 AM  

That Guy Jeff: [i.imgur.com image 237x355]
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.

Infernalist: It's farking retarded.  You can't marry something that can't consent.

People ascribe all sorts of "people only" things to their damn pets; consent is just another.

/ no, your dog cannot feel love
// it will eat you given the opportunity


An extremely dedicated dog has continued to show its loyalty, keeping watch on its owner's grave six years after he passed away.

Capitan, a German shepherd, reportedly ran away from home after its owner, Miguel Guzman, died in 2006. A week later, the Guzman family found the dog sitting by his grave in central Argentina.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/dog-stands-guard-over-deceased- ow ner-grave-six-190556479.html
 
2014-03-10 01:14:23 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Captain James T. Smirk: I was afraid that she would have to deal with her "husband" dying in only a few years, but then I read

Amanda Rodgers

She should have no problem extending his lifespan.

[www.startrek.com image 500x500]

 It's a female dog.  It's a gay inter-species marriage.


Next up, turtles!!

/finally
 
2014-03-10 01:14:34 AM  
FTFA: "The ceremony took place in August 2012 and fulfilled all her dreams. "

How timely.  This is in no way being brought up due to recent events.
 
2014-03-10 01:16:44 AM  

Gdalescrboz: We didn't listen!


img.4plebs.org

We ... WE DIDN'T LISTEN!
 
2014-03-10 01:23:47 AM  
A female dog...the pervert.
 
2014-03-10 01:24:07 AM  
And? Do you honestly think the dog is thinking "I'm so sad my owner is dead, I'm going to sit next his grave as long as I can in mourning"? Do you honestly think the dog is even capable of thinking that?

One of my favorite bits to come out the internet in the last year or so is that "sweet" video of a dog burying another dog, showing a human-like respect for the dead and .... this just in, the dog was just saving a tasty meal for later. It was awesome. People love to anthropomorphize animals; I however, being pro-science, do not subscribe to the "oh my pet is really a little person and so full of love and emotion" theory. I also agree on the existence of human caused global climate change, that GMOs are a really good thing, that organic food is an incredible ripoff, that pot is almost completely harmless, and that kids should get vaccines. But feel to send all the touchy-feely sob stories in emails back and forth with your grandma that you want. I'm sure there can be no ill effects from attributing greater capacity to a dog than is warranted; like, say, some wacked-out psycho trying to marry her dog.
 
2014-03-10 01:24:11 AM  

doglover: That's messed up.


Well it looks like you need a new username
 
2014-03-10 01:24:33 AM  
White people problems.
 
2014-03-10 01:34:16 AM  

That Guy Jeff: cuzsis: That Guy Jeff: [i.imgur.com image 237x355]
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.

Infernalist: It's farking retarded.  You can't marry something that can't consent.

People ascribe all sorts of "people only" things to their damn pets; consent is just another.

/ no, your dog cannot feel love
// it will eat you given the opportunity

People eat dogs.

By your logic that means people can't feel love.

/make of that what you will.

No, that would be if I said the dogs can't feel love because they would eat another species. As I said no such thing, you fail basic logic.



The latest scientific understanding is that dogs do indeed have emotions and an intelligence level roughly equivalent to around 2 year old human child. I guess you think human children don't feel love, huh?

The thing is, at this point it's pretty obvious that consciousness is not a binary thing - where a creature either has it or doesn't. It's likely a continuum of degrees. But it's much more convenient for us to think of it as binary in order to not have to feel guilt over our treatment of other species. By denying the ability of another creature to feel emotions we then insulate ourselves from feeling guilty when we treat them as objects and avoid uncomfortable questions about our relationship with them, species to species. Back in the days of slavery people used to make similar arguments about enslaved races for the same reasons.

But denial doesn't actually change the reality. That's the thing about the truth revealed by scientific inquiry - it's still true when we stubbornly choose to deny it. Dogs feel love, and other emotions as well. Deal with it.
 
2014-03-10 01:35:14 AM  
Now that's REALLY switching teams.  Wonder how her ex is taking this.
 
2014-03-10 01:36:05 AM  
When guns are outlawed, only women will marry dogs.

No, wait, that can't be right...
 
2014-03-10 01:37:52 AM  
And also......... I feel I should add that this woman obviously has some major psychological deficits. Because man that 'aint right. As I mentioned in my last post, dogs have roughly the emotions and intelligence level that a human 2 year old child does, so logically marrying one ought to be as messed up as marrying a 2 year old even if you discard the inter-species aspect as mere social taboo. So any way you look at it, it's messed up, really.
 
2014-03-10 01:43:25 AM  

mongbiohazard: And also......... I feel I should add that this woman obviously has some major psychological deficits. Because man that 'aint right. As I mentioned in my last post, dogs have roughly the emotions and intelligence level that a human 2 year old child does, so logically marrying one ought to be as messed up as marrying a 2 year old even if you discard the inter-species aspect as mere social taboo. So any way you look at it, it's messed up, really.


A 2 year old?

Dollars to donuts you're not as smart or mature as a working sheep dog.
 
2014-03-10 01:58:04 AM  

TuteTibiImperes:  It's a female dog.  It's a gay inter-species marriage.

That Guy Jeff: i.imgur.com
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.


It's a dog eat dog world.
 
2014-03-10 02:02:53 AM  

mongbiohazard: That Guy Jeff: cuzsis: That Guy Jeff: [i.imgur.com image 237x355]
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.

Infernalist: It's farking retarded.  You can't marry something that can't consent.

People ascribe all sorts of "people only" things to their damn pets; consent is just another.

/ no, your dog cannot feel love
// it will eat you given the opportunity

People eat dogs.

By your logic that means people can't feel love.

/make of that what you will.

No, that would be if I said the dogs can't feel love because they would eat another species. As I said no such thing, you fail basic logic.


The latest scientific understanding is that dogs do indeed have emotions and an intelligence level roughly equivalent to around 2 year old human child. I guess you think human children don't feel love, huh?

The thing is, at this point it's pretty obvious that consciousness is not a binary thing - where a creature either has it or doesn't. It's likely a continuum of degrees. But it's much more convenient for us to think of it as binary in order to not have to feel guilt over our treatment of other species. By denying the ability of another creature to feel emotions we then insulate ourselves from feeling guilty when we treat them as objects and avoid uncomfortable questions about our relationship with them, species to species. Back in the days of slavery people used to make similar arguments about enslaved races for the same reasons.

But denial doesn't actually change the reality. That's the thing about the truth revealed by scientific inquiry - it's still true when we stubbornly choose to deny it. Dogs feel love, and other emotions as well. Deal with it.


Annnd...right on cue! Figured someone would pop in with the actual science. I just thought I'd take first snarky fark crack.

 I particularly enjoyed the way he tried to use "your dog will eat you" as a back up argument for his "dogs can't feel love" and then back-peddled like crazy when he got called on it. Because you know, English has this funny thing called "context" where it is reasonable for someone to relate two otherwise irrelevant facts if they are presented in a certain way within the argument.

Like, for instance, the way we present slashies on fark.

/unless of course, he fails English.
//seems unpossible though.
 
2014-03-10 02:05:42 AM  

JonnyBGoode: TuteTibiImperes:  It's a female dog.  It's a gay inter-species marriage.

That Guy Jeff: i.imgur.com
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.

It's a dog eat dog world...


And she's wearing Milkbone underwear?
 
2014-03-10 02:18:59 AM  

That Guy Jeff: And? Do you honestly think the dog is thinking "I'm so sad my owner is dead, I'm going to sit next his grave as long as I can in mourning"? Do you honestly think the dog is even capable of thinking that?

One of my favorite bits to come out the internet in the last year or so is that "sweet" video of a dog burying another dog, showing a human-like respect for the dead and .... this just in, the dog was just saving a tasty meal for later. It was awesome. People love to anthropomorphize animals; I however, being pro-science, do not subscribe to the "oh my pet is really a little person and so full of love and emotion" theory. I also agree on the existence of human caused global climate change, that GMOs are a really good thing, that organic food is an incredible ripoff, that pot is almost completely harmless, and that kids should get vaccines. But feel to send all the touchy-feely sob stories in emails back and forth with your grandma that you want. I'm sure there can be no ill effects from attributing greater capacity to a dog than is warranted; like, say, some wacked-out psycho trying to marry her dog.


I let my cat Snikerdoodle read your post, and she agrees 100% about the dogs.
 
2014-03-10 02:40:14 AM  

Captain James T. Smirk: www.startrek.com


Didn't she turn Dr Crusher into a dog during that episode?
 
2014-03-10 03:01:38 AM  

lamric: JonnyBGoode: TuteTibiImperes:  It's a female dog.  It's a gay inter-species marriage.

That Guy Jeff: i.imgur.com
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.

It's a dog eat dog world...

And she's wearing Milkbone underwear?


Peanut butter flavored.
 
2014-03-10 03:03:54 AM  
They're registered at Petsmart.
 
2014-03-10 03:36:35 AM  
I think we're all missing the point.  The lady is a pedophile dog farker. 

/She needs to have a seat over there.
 
2014-03-10 03:56:02 AM  

NerdCoreRageQuit: I think we're all missing the point.  The lady is a pedophile dog farker. 

/She needs to have a seat over there.


Wow, I hadn't considered that point. What, exactly, is the age of consent for a dog?
/there's a puppy love joke around here somewhere...
 
2014-03-10 04:03:35 AM  
Shoot her.......SHOOT HER!!!!
 
2014-03-10 04:15:51 AM  
Bow wow wow
Yippy yo yippy yay
Bow wow wow wow
Yippy yay
 
2014-03-10 04:55:13 AM  

mongbiohazard: And also......... I feel I should add that this woman obviously has some major psychological deficits. Because man that 'aint right. As I mentioned in my last post, dogs have roughly the emotions and intelligence level that a human 2 year old child does, so logically marrying one ought to be as messed up as marrying a 2 year old even if you discard the inter-species aspect as mere social taboo. So any way you look at it, it's messed up, really.


Thinking of my co-worker who refers to her dogs as her "chilldr'ns" and really seems to mean it. She's over 40 and never married, and the dogs really do fill the place of human children in her life.

Thinking of my other co-worker whose dogs are her hobby. She takes them to competitions and prepares meals from scratch for them twice a day. Raw foods. She jokingly calls them her "fur babies", but in truth, her dog news ranks up there with baby's first steps when it comes to water cooler chat.

Not sure how much weirder it is for this lady to "marry" her dog. The dog is a companion after all, and no more dependent on her than the average husband is, in some crappy parts of the world.
 
2014-03-10 05:51:35 AM  
If she really can't think of anything else she'd want from a husband, she has got to be pretty farking dumb and boring.
 
2014-03-10 06:40:57 AM  
Why can't America be more like Croatia? I'd take the tax breaks that come along with listing my dog as a stay at home spouse in an instant.
 
2014-03-10 06:56:53 AM  

mongbiohazard: That Guy Jeff: cuzsis: That Guy Jeff: [i.imgur.com image 237x355]
Surprisingly, just about what you would expect someone marrying a dog to look like.

Infernalist: It's farking retarded.  You can't marry something that can't consent.

People ascribe all sorts of "people only" things to their damn pets; consent is just another.

/ no, your dog cannot feel love
// it will eat you given the opportunity

People eat dogs.

By your logic that means people can't feel love.

/make of that what you will.

No, that would be if I said the dogs can't feel love because they would eat another species. As I said no such thing, you fail basic logic.


The latest scientific understanding is that dogs do indeed have emotions and an intelligence level roughly equivalent to around 2 year old human child. I guess you think human children don't feel love, huh?

The thing is, at this point it's pretty obvious that consciousness is not a binary thing - where a creature either has it or doesn't. It's likely a continuum of degrees. But it's much more convenient for us to think of it as binary in order to not have to feel guilt over our treatment of other species. By denying the ability of another creature to feel emotions we then insulate ourselves from feeling guilty when we treat them as objects and avoid uncomfortable questions about our relationship with them, species to species. Back in the days of slavery people used to make similar arguments about enslaved races for the same reasons.

But denial doesn't actually change the reality. That's the thing about the truth revealed by scientific inquiry - it's still true when we stubbornly choose to deny it. Dogs feel love, and other emotions as well. Deal with it.


You're not allowed anywhere near my pets, mister.
 
2014-03-10 07:41:39 AM  
If you need me, I'll be in the lab.

/try the veal
 
2014-03-10 07:48:56 AM  
I looked for a gift and the only thing on her bridal registry was this.  Weird.

gerritys.com
 
2014-03-10 08:56:31 AM  
" It's a female dog. It's a gay inter-species marriage."

Good, she won't have to worry about being spayed.
 
2014-03-10 09:07:55 AM  

Infernalist: It's farking retarded. You can't marry something that can't consent.


Or one would believe, in a sane world.

Enter the conundrum of the dog humping your leg. Did it gain your "consent", or is it rape? Is it just "rape", or is it "rape-rape"? Do you dare not give consent if it's a Pitbull or a Rottweiler?

Questions, questions.
 
2014-03-10 10:02:22 AM  
Fark needs a "Skippy" tag...
 
2014-03-10 12:12:31 PM  

That Guy Jeff: And? Do you honestly think the dog is thinking "I'm so sad my owner is dead, I'm going to sit next his grave as long as I can in mourning"? Do you honestly think the dog is even capable of thinking that?

One of my favorite bits to come out the internet in the last year or so is that "sweet" video of a dog burying another dog, showing a human-like respect for the dead and .... this just in, the dog was just saving a tasty meal for later. It was awesome. People love to anthropomorphize animals; I however, being pro-science, do not subscribe to the "oh my pet is really a little person and so full of love and emotion" theory. I also agree on the existence of human caused global climate change, that GMOs are a really good thing, that organic food is an incredible ripoff, that pot is almost completely harmless, and that kids should get vaccines. But feel to send all the touchy-feely sob stories in emails back and forth with your grandma that you want. I'm sure there can be no ill effects from attributing greater capacity to a dog than is warranted; like, say, some wacked-out psycho trying to marry her dog.


pixel.nymag.com
 
2014-03-10 01:16:57 PM  

HAMMERTOE: Infernalist: It's farking retarded. You can't marry something that can't consent.

Or one would believe, in a sane world.

Enter the conundrum of the dog humping your leg. Did it gain your "consent", or is it rape? Is it just "rape", or is it "rape-rape"? Do you dare not give consent if it's a Pitbull or a Rottweiler?

Questions, questions.


It's rape, but we don't prosecute dogs for rape because they're farking dogs.
 
2014-03-10 02:32:31 PM  
See? We warned you there were other things in the closet. Tried to tell you not to open the door several times, cautioned you that you wouldn't like all of what you'd see when the door was opened. What did you do? Ripped it off the farking hinges. And now they are free, and you have dolphin-farkers, homo dog-farkers, even sheep-farkers... all demanding the same rights as the rest of the ones you let out. There are even kiddie-diddlers and cousin-farkers starting to make noise about it. Are you happy? Because it's too late. There is no going back. We are all doomed to die of some terrible cross-species venereal disease because of YOU, libtards. You followed Barack Hussy' O'bongo, and this is the result.
 
2014-03-10 02:34:04 PM  

FnkyTwn: OMG FOX NEWS WAS FARKING RIGHT?!

Once you let gays marry, then it all goes to crap.

Time to stockpile.


IT'S THE SLIPPERY SLOPE!
 
2014-03-10 04:38:29 PM  
"She married a man 20 years ago but the relationship ended within a few months." - Really? I'm shocked.
 
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