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(Daily Mail)   Barraco Barner should really stay out of Rusha   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-03-10 08:02:04 AM  
She's a cow
She's stupid
She's a grandmother.

Why is this news?
Because FARK.
 
2014-03-10 08:17:39 AM  
Changed his name to Barner, to slip through the cracks at the IRS, I bet.
 
2014-03-10 08:25:31 AM  

Thunderboy: Jorn the Younger: Lapdance: See that's why you don't do all this crap. Bad enough to post on here and other forums. I don't have a FB page. Why? Social Network? Who came up with that and why should I have one or even care? "Hashtag"? What the hell is that? I just thought that was the "Number Symbol" all my life, you just use it in front of some number. I didn't know it ever had a name, did someone just make that up?  I don't tweet either. Told my one friend to stop texting me, tired of the phone making these sounds then I look at it and it's this useless blabber on it. "I'm on the bus to Atlantic City!" So what, why are you telling me this, I know you go every week! I don't text anyone. Since getting this newer laptop last year, that Smartphone I have has been relegated to what, you guessed it, a Phone again. I hardly use it for anything else anymore now. If you want to talk to me, if you have something Important to tell me, Call me! Otherwise, leave me alone, I have stuff to Do!

It's called the pound sign in 'Merica.  Yes, someone just made "hashtag" up everyone else calls it a "hash".


Really?

Not arguing- I just remember it being called the Pound sign in the UK also, though I admin I have not set foot upon those shores in many a year.

/when I hear someone say hash, I tend to assume they mean hashish
 
2014-03-10 08:42:36 AM  
Jeez.  What an idiot.  Everyone knows his name is Bukkake O'Bunga.
 
2014-03-10 08:46:13 AM  
DRTFA, but I'm guessing someone should take away her social media and ovaries.
 
2014-03-10 08:53:10 AM  
Yes folks, there are people in the UK who are as thick as pigshiat. It's not exclusive to the US or anywhere else.
 
2014-03-10 08:56:38 AM  
A conversation I had a few months ago in Ireland with my 15 year old niece who lives in London

Her: Have you met the President
Me: No, I'm afraid I haven't, I don't live near Washington D.C.
Her (to her dad): Do we have a President?
Him: No, Dear, we have a Prime Minister
   (looooooong pause)
Her: What does Ireland have?
Him: They have a Prime Minister and a Taoiseach
      (short pause)
HEAD ASPLODE!
 
2014-03-10 09:02:26 AM  
Yo Hiden has no comment on his Barner buddy.
 
2014-03-10 09:18:29 AM  

Gyrfalcon: So which of these many gaffes is worst:

That she didn't know who Barrack Obama is;


To be fair, I have no idea either.
 
2014-03-10 09:43:29 AM  

RobSeace: Gyrfalcon: that you have a Queen

How'd she get that job? I didn't vote for her!

/I thought we were an autonomous collective...



You're fooling yourself.
 
2014-03-10 09:46:20 AM  

Ilmarinen: Gyrfalcon: So which of these many gaffes is worst:

That she didn't know who Barrack Obama is;

To be fair, I have no idea either.


Do any of us really know who he is?  I mean, does he like to fish?  Does he eat his Oreos whole or does he pull them apart and lick off the cream?  Does he even like Oreos?  Does he fold or wad?  Is he ticklish?
 
2014-03-10 09:48:20 AM  

Crewmannumber6: A conversation I had a few months ago in Ireland with my 15 year old niece who lives in London

Her: Have you met the President
Me: No, I'm afraid I haven't, I don't live near Washington D.C.
Her (to her dad): Do we have a President?
Him: No, Dear, we have a Prime Minister
   (looooooong pause)
Her: What does Ireland have?
Him: They have a Prime Minister and a Taoiseach
      (short pause)
HEAD ASPLODE!


This is the first time I've ever heard the word Taoiseach I believe. It's not even in my phone's dictionary.
 
2014-03-10 09:49:06 AM  

flak attack: Ilmarinen: Gyrfalcon: So which of these many gaffes is worst:

That she didn't know who Barrack Obama is;

To be fair, I have no idea either.

Do any of us really know who he is?  I mean, does he like to fish?  Does he eat his Oreos whole or does he pull them apart and lick off the cream?  Does he even like Oreos?  Does he fold or wad?  Is he ticklish?


Some people say he IS an Oreo
 
2014-03-10 10:49:10 AM  

Clint_Torres: Even though everything about this makes me laugh, I feel sorry for her. I mean, death threats? Is that really necessary? Just laugh at her and move on.

Yeah yeah, I know...

[img.fark.net image 500x375]


She did not receive death threats, she received "death threats"

It was more of a "Stupid people like you should die," rather than "I am outside your home with a rifle, and I am going to shoot you in the face"
 
2014-03-10 10:55:42 AM  

ransack.: Crewmannumber6: A conversation I had a few months ago in Ireland with my 15 year old niece who lives in London

Her: Have you met the President
Me: No, I'm afraid I haven't, I don't live near Washington D.C.
Her (to her dad): Do we have a President?
Him: No, Dear, we have a Prime Minister
   (looooooong pause)
Her: What does Ireland have?
Him: They have a Prime Minister and a Taoiseach
      (short pause)
HEAD ASPLODE!

This is the first time I've ever heard the word Taoiseach I believe. It's not even in my phone's dictionary.


It's pretty common in Ireland. My family is in Ireland.
 
2014-03-10 11:42:04 AM  
While her comment was hilariously dumb, the people criticizing her are at least as bad. It's "YOU'RE"! Not "your"! YOUR grammar is so bad that YOU'RE not entitled to criticize her!
 
2014-03-10 11:45:21 AM  
OV-10 Bronco Bomber:

www.fas.org
 
2014-03-10 12:14:12 PM  
Whatever. She's exactly what I'm looking for in a woman.

/lechery
 
2014-03-10 12:22:18 PM  

Richard Saunders: Whatever. She's exactly what I'm looking for in a woman.

/lechery


Wants a girl who loves him for his money, but doesn't understand math
media.npr.org
 
2014-03-10 12:22:33 PM  

Bender The Offender: Another question for the British, are even your hot girls ugly? I'm guessing this girl passes for "hawt" amongst her people, but goddamned, I wouldn't hit that on my worst day (no Studman69 intended)


It should be a rule that if you say "I would not hit that", you must immediately post irrefutable evidence that you are hitting something hotter on a regular basis or forfeit all credibility.
 
2014-03-10 12:30:10 PM  

Jorn the Younger: It's called the Poundsign.  Yes, someone just made "hashtag" up


Well, hash is a common name for it as well.  The dimwitted among us conflate idea tags that start with the hash sign and the sign itself.
 
2014-03-10 12:40:55 PM  

clyph: Bender The Offender: Another question for the British, are even your hot girls ugly? I'm guessing this girl passes for "hawt" amongst her people, but goddamned, I wouldn't hit that on my worst day (no Studman69 intended)

It should be a rule that if you say "I would not hit that", you must immediately post irrefutable evidence that you are hitting something hotter on a regular basis or forfeit all credibility.


Seconded.
 
2014-03-10 12:45:35 PM  

Solstafir: clyph: Bender The Offender: Another question for the British, are even your hot girls ugly? I'm guessing this girl passes for "hawt" amongst her people, but goddamned, I wouldn't hit that on my worst day (no Studman69 intended)

It should be a rule that if you say "I would not hit that", you must immediately post irrefutable evidence that you are hitting something hotter on a regular basis or forfeit all credibility.

Seconded.


I have a strict policy of only sleeping with women who will let me.
 
2014-03-10 12:46:37 PM  

Solstafir: clyph: Bender The Offender: Another question for the British, are even your hot girls ugly? I'm guessing this girl passes for "hawt" amongst her people, but goddamned, I wouldn't hit that on my worst day (no Studman69 intended)

It should be a rule that if you say "I would not hit that", you must immediately post irrefutable evidence that you are hitting something hotter on a regular basis or forfeit all credibility.

Seconded.


What if she's Canadian?
 
2014-03-10 12:48:28 PM  

i.dailymail.co.uk

I pooped a little.

 
2014-03-10 12:50:42 PM  
But, on the other hand...

How smart do you have to be to pull down your panties and grab the headboard?
 
2014-03-10 12:55:50 PM  

Anayalator: OV-10 Bronco Bomber:

[www.fas.org image 721x500]


The OV-10 was not a bomber. It was an observation aircraft. The 'O' designates it so, and the 'V' in the Navy/Marine flight community stands for fixed wing. (Not a helo.)

/though it would be funny if you shopped a MOAB on to the undercarriage.
 
2014-03-10 01:37:00 PM  

Anayalator: Clint_Torres: Even though everything about this makes me laugh, I feel sorry for her. I mean, death threats? Is that really necessary? Just laugh at her and move on.

Yeah yeah, I know...

[img.fark.net image 500x375]

She did not receive death threats, she received "death threats"

It was more of a "Stupid people like you should die," rather than "I am outside your home with a rifle, and I am going to shoot you in the face"


Oh, well in that case...

Should stupid people die? Eh, they will anyway, it's moot. I can think of many other types of people that should be dead before 'stupid' people. They can however, stay the fark away from me.

I don't know, I just feel bad for her. She made a mistake, and all of a sudden, thanks to the internet, she is (in)famous for it. The level of ridicule and hate she is receiving is unwarranted, IMO. But as my friend pointed out, "It's like an American that doesn't know that James Bond is not the Prime Minister. I'm sure there are plenty of Americans that don't know who our president is that we can ridicule here. Stop outsourcing our hate!"

/the photo of her with her fly open is pretty funny
 
2014-03-10 02:24:53 PM  

Baloo Uriza: Jorn the Younger: It's called the Poundsign.  Yes, someone just made "hashtag" up

Well, hash is a common name for it as well.  The dimwitted among us conflate idea tags that start with the hash sign and the sign itself.


Octothorpe.
 
2014-03-10 05:32:26 PM  

clyph: Bender The Offender: Another question for the British, are even your hot girls ugly? I'm guessing this girl passes for "hawt" amongst her people, but goddamned, I wouldn't hit that on my worst day (no Studman69 intended)

It should be a rule that if you say "I would not hit that", you must immediately post irrefutable evidence that you are hitting something hotter on a regular basis or forfeit all credibility.


I would, but then my wife would kick my ass, and then I probably wouldn't get laid for awhile, thereby falling into your trap, because then I wouldn't be banging anything hotter. The chick from the story is probably equal with my left hand (That is unless I shave it, hmm). I'm not faling for your wiley englshman ways. Next you'll ask me to pick out a smile in the Big Book of British Smiles.
 
2014-03-10 07:00:30 PM  
The little brains like this type of news article it lets them feel superior.
 
2014-03-11 11:29:00 AM  

Beaver Knievel: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x804]

I pooped a little.

Y'all

Fixed that for you.
 
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