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(Daily Mail)   Barraco Barner should really stay out of Rusha   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 82
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2014-03-10 12:27:51 AM
for the lalz
 
2014-03-10 12:51:05 AM
i.huffpost.com
 
2014-03-10 02:02:51 AM
i.eatliver.com
 
2014-03-10 02:03:40 AM
cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
 
2014-03-10 02:03:41 AM
cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2014-03-10 02:05:59 AM
All those viscous tweets. She's really in the the thick of it.
 
2014-03-10 02:08:45 AM

NicoFinn: All those viscous tweets. She's really in the the thick of it.


beat me to it, drat you!
 
2014-03-10 02:08:59 AM

fusillade762: [i.huffpost.com image 448x181]


RETURN FIRE!

img3.owned.com
 
2014-03-10 02:10:21 AM
img2.wikia.nocookie.net

Baraca Barner? Something tells me Putin might not want to displease him...
 
2014-03-10 02:12:49 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Just back from the loo, are we, darling?
 
2014-03-10 02:19:09 AM
nope. i dont believe this.
just some staged trolling for the lulz
 
2014-03-10 02:19:46 AM
Kinda looks like an addled Grace Slick. . .
 
2014-03-10 02:28:42 AM
John Travolta Syndrome.
 
2014-03-10 02:36:39 AM

Ms. Worrall has managed to garner
A rep dwarfing that of Time Warner.
She used to love Twitter
But now she's all bitter-
All thanks to "Barraco Barner"!

 
2014-03-10 02:46:04 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-10 02:50:59 AM
Question for our British friends: is 17 GCSEs realistic?  Is it even possible?
 
2014-03-10 02:56:02 AM
Another question for the British, are even your hot girls ugly? I'm guessing this girl passes for "hawt" amongst her people, but goddamned, I wouldn't hit that on my worst day (no Studman69 intended)
 
2014-03-10 02:57:38 AM
MEME!
 
2014-03-10 02:59:27 AM
'If barraco barner is our president, why is he getting involved with Russia, scary,' Gemma wrote.
It's a corker of a gaffe by anyone's standards. Making the most powerful man in the world sound more like the fizzy vitamin supplement Berocca is one thing. Demoting him to leader of the UK is quite another.


I find it reassuring that the limeys are remembering to keep themselves in their place.
 
2014-03-10 03:00:47 AM
You know who else thinks our president is Barraco Barner.

www.slate.com
 
2014-03-10 03:16:34 AM
Not another MeMe in the making.
 
2014-03-10 03:26:22 AM
Gemma has received viscous tweets and even death threats

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
 
2014-03-10 03:28:50 AM
img.fark.net

              Barraco Barner
 
2014-03-10 03:32:59 AM

Bender The Offender: Another question for the British, are even your hot girls ugly? I'm guessing this girl passes for "hawt" amongst her people, but goddamned, I wouldn't hit that on my worst day (no Studman69 intended)


You have to understand that they have a lot of grizzled sea captains and pockmarked foot soldiers in their gene pool.
 
2014-03-10 03:35:41 AM

fusillade762: [i.huffpost.com image 448x181]


Why blur the account name? That tweet is still searchable.
 
2014-03-10 03:37:35 AM

Bender The Offender: Another question for the British, are even your hot girls ugly? I'm guessing this girl passes for "hawt" amongst her people, but goddamned, I wouldn't hit that on my worst day (no Studman69 intended)


There are plenty of highly attractive British women.  Few, if any, wind up on the pages of the Daily Fail.

Admittedly, there are a fair number of not-all-that-attractive British ladies- my personal theory on this is that the Vikings carried most of the hotties home with them- however the same is true of anywhere in the world.  I doubt there's a nation out there that doesn't have their equivalet of "people of walmart", but I'd prefer Rosie Jones or Keeley Hazel to Kate Upton, for example
 
2014-03-10 03:51:23 AM

lohphat: fusillade762: [i.huffpost.com image 448x181]

Why blur the account name? That tweet is still searchable.


From the FARK Posting Rules:

*Don't post private/contact information no matter how easily obtained.
 
2014-03-10 03:57:34 AM
I always loved watching "Barraco" Barney Miller.
 
2014-03-10 04:06:29 AM

Agent Smiths Laugh: fusillade762: [i.huffpost.com image 448x181]

RETURN FIRE!


I'd give the one in the middle something to breathe, ifyouknowwhatImean...
 
2014-03-10 04:10:50 AM
So which of these many gaffes is worst:

That she didn't know who Barrack Obama is;
That she thought he was the leader of the UK;
That she thought the UK has a PRESIDENT;
Or that she doesn't even know what's going on in Ukraine.

I mean, if you don't even know that your own nation hasn't GOT a president (that you have a Queen and a Prime Minister) you need to be shot on sight as a waste of everyone else's oxygen.
 
2014-03-10 04:18:29 AM
She might have taken 17 GCSEs as she kept failing them
 
2014-03-10 04:24:47 AM

Agarista: She might have taken 17 GCSEs as she kept failing them


Maybe she wrote "I am a fish" 400 times, did a funny little dance, and fainted?
 
2014-03-10 04:26:25 AM
i39.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-10 04:28:59 AM

Gyrfalcon: So which of these many gaffes is worst:

That she didn't know who Barrack Obama is;
That she thought he was the leader of the UK;
That she thought the UK has a PRESIDENT;
Or that she doesn't even know what's going on in Ukraine.

I mean, if you don't even know that your own nation hasn't GOT a president (that you have a Queen and a Prime Minister) you need to be shot on sight as a waste of everyone else's oxygen.


Yes, but when I hear the words "seaside town," I finally understand.
 
2014-03-10 05:20:30 AM

Agarista: [i39.photobucket.com image 306x487]


*Insert Barraco Barner Door pun here*
 
2014-03-10 05:29:22 AM
That certainly is a corker of a gaffe, indeed. Crikey!
 
2014-03-10 05:40:34 AM
She also says she has two A-levels, in Travel and Tourism.

That's like having a doctorate in using crayons.
 
2014-03-10 05:46:26 AM

Jorn the Younger: Agarista: She might have taken 17 GCSEs as she kept failing them

Maybe she wrote "I am a fish" 400 times, did a funny little dance, and fainted?


No, it's just that her treatise on quantum porous circuits was too radical for the examiners to understand.
 
2014-03-10 05:49:23 AM

propasaurus: lohphat: fusillade762: [i.huffpost.com image 448x181]

Why blur the account name? That tweet is still searchable.

From the FARK Posting Rules:

*Don't post private/contact information no matter how easily obtained.


I rarely see that rule enforced when meme pics are posted with twitter/FB handles embossed on them.

*shrug*
 
2014-03-10 05:49:48 AM
Even though everything about this makes me laugh, I feel sorry for her. I mean, death threats? Is that really necessary? Just laugh at her and move on.

Yeah yeah, I know...

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-10 05:55:52 AM
i831.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-10 05:58:32 AM
See that's why you don't do all this crap. Bad enough to post on here and other forums. I don't have a FB page. Why? Social Network? Who came up with that and why should I have one or even care? "Hashtag"? What the hell is that? I just thought that was the "Number Symbol" all my life, you just use it in front of some number. I didn't know it ever had a name, did someone just make that up?  I don't tweet either. Told my one friend to stop texting me, tired of the phone making these sounds then I look at it and it's this useless blabber on it. "I'm on the bus to Atlantic City!" So what, why are you telling me this, I know you go every week! I don't text anyone. Since getting this newer laptop last year, that Smartphone I have has been relegated to what, you guessed it, a Phone again. I hardly use it for anything else anymore now. If you want to talk to me, if you have something Important to tell me, Call me! Otherwise, leave me alone, I have stuff to Do!
 
2014-03-10 06:00:33 AM

Rueened: Jorn the Younger: Agarista: She might have taken 17 GCSEs as she kept failing them

Maybe she wrote "I am a fish" 400 times, did a funny little dance, and fainted?

No, it's just that her treatise on quantum porous circuits was too radical for the examiners to understand.


Yeah, she said she was a fish.
 
2014-03-10 06:01:25 AM
i831.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-10 06:02:40 AM

Lapdance: See that's why you don't do all this crap. Bad enough to post on here and other forums. I don't have a FB page. Why? Social Network? Who came up with that and why should I have one or even care? "Hashtag"? What the hell is that? I just thought that was the "Number Symbol" all my life, you just use it in front of some number. I didn't know it ever had a name, did someone just make that up?  I don't tweet either. Told my one friend to stop texting me, tired of the phone making these sounds then I look at it and it's this useless blabber on it. "I'm on the bus to Atlantic City!" So what, why are you telling me this, I know you go every week! I don't text anyone. Since getting this newer laptop last year, that Smartphone I have has been relegated to what, you guessed it, a Phone again. I hardly use it for anything else anymore now. If you want to talk to me, if you have something Important to tell me, Call me! Otherwise, leave me alone, I have stuff to Do!


It's called the Poundsign.  Yes, someone just made "hashtag" up
 
2014-03-10 06:55:39 AM

rzrwiresunrise: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x487]

Just back from the loo, are we, darling?


Nah, looking at that Adam's apple she just got a b.j.
 
2014-03-10 07:20:35 AM

Jorn the Younger: Lapdance: See that's why you don't do all this crap. Bad enough to post on here and other forums. I don't have a FB page. Why? Social Network? Who came up with that and why should I have one or even care? "Hashtag"? What the hell is that? I just thought that was the "Number Symbol" all my life, you just use it in front of some number. I didn't know it ever had a name, did someone just make that up?  I don't tweet either. Told my one friend to stop texting me, tired of the phone making these sounds then I look at it and it's this useless blabber on it. "I'm on the bus to Atlantic City!" So what, why are you telling me this, I know you go every week! I don't text anyone. Since getting this newer laptop last year, that Smartphone I have has been relegated to what, you guessed it, a Phone again. I hardly use it for anything else anymore now. If you want to talk to me, if you have something Important to tell me, Call me! Otherwise, leave me alone, I have stuff to Do!

It's called the pound sign in 'Merica.  Yes, someone just made "hashtag" up

everyone else calls it a "hash".
 
2014-03-10 07:21:41 AM
Ugh.  Too early to format a post properly.
 
2014-03-10 07:33:59 AM

Gyrfalcon: that you have a Queen


How'd she get that job? I didn't vote for her!

/I thought we were an autonomous collective...
 
2014-03-10 07:54:01 AM
Technology is not making the population smarter; it's merely making the derp more accessible.
 
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