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(Daily Mail)   A million Vikings still live among us. If you see something, say something   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 95
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2014-03-10 12:16:45 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-10 12:18:06 AM
What's in your wallet?
 
2014-03-10 12:36:51 AM
Spam!
 
2014-03-10 12:38:30 AM
I have clinodactyly from my mom's side of the family from East Anglia. Supposedly a Norse trait.  No raping and pillaging though.  Just Farking and poker...
 
2014-03-10 12:58:51 AM
Almost one million Britons alive today are of Viking descent

Who are the Britons?
 
2014-03-10 02:04:36 AM

OtherBrotherDarryl: I have clinodactyly from my mom's side of the family from East Anglia. Supposedly a Norse trait.  No raping and pillaging though.  Just Farking and poker...


And I have webbed toes, which I've passed on to my son. I blame our Welsh blood.
 
2014-03-10 02:14:27 AM

fusillade762: Almost one million Britons alive today are of Viking descent

Who are the Britons?


We all are.
 
2014-03-10 02:48:05 AM
My ancestry is 100% Norwegian. This must explain why I've been slaying ice giants all winter.
 
2014-03-10 03:39:55 AM
Now that they mention it, the guy that worked on my car did look a bit like Ragnar.
 
2014-03-10 03:44:40 AM

seventypercent: My ancestry is 100% Norwegian. This must explain why I've been slaying ice giants all winter.


I hope you've watched Trollhunter.


Is it just me or did trying to write about "Viking" as "Norse" and "warrior race" turn TFA into a complete clusterfark? I know it's the Mail but yeesh.
 
2014-03-10 03:52:29 AM

some_beer_drinker: [img.fark.net image 256x192]


Some them are even into tech... Goddammit
 
2014-03-10 04:08:50 AM
Someone just discovered Norway?
 
2014-03-10 04:47:07 AM
I'm an emacsking, and obviously superior.
 
2014-03-10 04:50:04 AM

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Someone just discovered Norway?


That country has been taken over by Laplanders.  Only the Vikings that fled escaped the body snatching.
 
2014-03-10 04:56:16 AM

fusillade762: Almost one million Britons alive today are of Viking descent

Who are the Britons?


They are from Briton, and I am their king.

web.mit.edu
 
2014-03-10 05:04:49 AM
I didn't vote for you!

/proud viking
//but it's a verb
///going a'viking
 
2014-03-10 05:12:11 AM
The article: grade school info...DNA...grade school info...la la la...advertisement for low-tier streaming content...
 
2014-03-10 05:15:07 AM
Most of my British ancestors are from the south of England, but I have one line that are Yorkshiremen.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-10 05:15:14 AM
How far down did you read? It's the Daily Mail, dude. Headline, Fark comments, Out. Otherwise you start hearing the whispers of the ancient ones.
 
2014-03-10 05:24:21 AM

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: some_beer_drinker: [img.fark.net image 256x192]

Some them are even into tech... Goddammit


Link
 
2014-03-10 05:30:41 AM
I'm only 25% Scottish highlander and it's 80% of my appearance. The giveaway I'm not all european is that my skin stays tanned in winter, thanks to a great grandma who was a Nova Scotiam native whore. I suspect grandma was a whore who managed to get her john.

/everyone can trace back to a whore
 
2014-03-10 05:38:26 AM
If I hear Subby's headline on my Metra train's PA system as it's going past the McCormick Place station, I am going to laugh loud and hard.

/Usually sits in the Rush Hour quiet car
 
2014-03-10 05:48:12 AM

August11: The article: grade school info...DNA...grade school info...la la la...advertisement for low-tier streaming content...


With a historically inaccurate photo of horned helmet.
 
2014-03-10 05:49:51 AM
What's up with this recent interest in vikings?

Seriously, they all mellowed out and got jobs and kids and stuff...

What is truly interesting about vikings is how the women were pretty much equal in status to the men. That, however, got farked up by christianity.
 
2014-03-10 05:55:22 AM

Public Savant: What's up with this recent interest in vikings?

Seriously, they all mellowed out and got jobs and kids and stuff...

What is truly interesting about vikings is how the women were pretty much equal in status to the men. That, however, got farked up by christianity.


1) Television series like Vikings (and probably Game of Thrones, haven't seen it)
2)  Vampires & Werewolves are played out.
3)  Vikings were real at least.  Some like to dwell on their ancestry.
4)  Hot Scandinavian wimmins.  Seriously, yowza...
 
2014-03-10 05:58:32 AM

somemoron: Public Savant: What's up with this recent interest in vikings?

Seriously, they all mellowed out and got jobs and kids and stuff...

What is truly interesting about vikings is how the women were pretty much equal in status to the men. That, however, got farked up by christianity.

1) Television series like Vikings (and probably Game of Thrones, haven't seen it)
2)  Vampires & Werewolves are played out.
3)  Vikings were real at least.  Some like to dwell on their ancestry.
4)  Hot Scandinavian wimmins.  Seriously, yowza...


Apparently a fair percentage of the Scandinavian men are considered rather hot also.


/which aligns with personal experience
 
2014-03-10 06:09:15 AM

www.celebopedia.com



YEAH BOY!

 
2014-03-10 06:11:12 AM
You'll find a lot of them in diners..
www.hasperhoven.net

Mentat: Spam!


Yes you were first, but I wanted the pic :)
 
2014-03-10 06:18:22 AM
I'd put up something about Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken in True Romance, but I'm too lazy.
 
2014-03-10 06:31:59 AM
 
2014-03-10 06:54:10 AM
Is this the thread where all of us with Norse handles post?

/lovely spam!
 
2014-03-10 07:11:28 AM

maddogdelta: You'll find a lot of them in diners..
[www.hasperhoven.net image 360x254]

Mentat: Spam!

Yes you were first, but I wanted the pic :)


Bloody vikings.
 
2014-03-10 07:16:34 AM
Svensk pojke, so I'm getting a kick etc.
 
2014-03-10 07:27:48 AM
wildcardjack:
thanks to a great grandma who was a Nova Scotiam native whore. I suspect grandma was a whore who managed to get her john.

"Whore" is a lot more complicated status in some societies than others.  If half a dozen hairy dudes habitually come around, sleep with you, and give you beaver pelts and stuff from town in return, and eventually one of them settles down and asks you to be his proper wife... hell I suspect a lot of people have those arrangements in their family tree.

www.artchive.com
 
2014-03-10 07:41:49 AM

fusillade762: Almost one million Britons alive today are of Viking descent

Who are the Britons?


Uh...someone from Britain.

I am a Brit...born in East Anglia, so have a distinct possibility of being...well...a mongrol mix of virtually any of the tribes/groups of people that landed in East Anglia and travelled onward to somewhere more interesting.
 
2014-03-10 07:47:14 AM
Laying here next to a Swede. Is that the same? I'd ask him, but he's sleeping.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 07:55:29 AM

fusillade762: Who are the Britons?


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-10 08:01:27 AM

unchellmatt: They are from Briton, and I am their king.


I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 08:02:21 AM
Eh... not really a viking, but how can we have a thread about hot vikings and not one warrior girl?


fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-03-10 08:04:44 AM
...and Astrid Hofferson cosplay...

th00.deviantart.net
 
2014-03-10 08:20:33 AM

d23: ...and Astrid Hofferson cosplay...

[th00.deviantart.net image 731x1092]


I'd let her pillage me
 
2014-03-10 08:20:34 AM
Found this via a GIS for "viking bikini":

johnrieber.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-10 08:21:48 AM
A thousand years of no Super Bowl wins?
 
2014-03-10 08:27:27 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Found this via a GIS for "viking bikini":



The 'rotate' function is too difficult for you?
 
2014-03-10 08:39:32 AM

Joce678: DjangoStonereaver: Found this via a GIS for "viking bikini":


The 'rotate' function is too difficult for you?


It's for those of us you who like fapping laying down.
 
2014-03-10 09:02:34 AM
Public Savant: What's up with this recent interest in vikings?

Seriously, they all mellowed out and got jobs and kids and stuff...

What is truly interesting about vikings is how the women were pretty much equal in status to the men. That, however, got farked up by christianity.


The English are obsessed with proving that they are German and Scandinavian when in fact the DNA evidence proves that the majority of English are more closely related to the Basques than they are to Germans or Scandinavians.
 
2014-03-10 09:02:35 AM

Joce678: DjangoStonereaver: Found this via a GIS for "viking bikini":


The 'rotate' function is too difficult for you?


I like my bacon on the side.... ifyaknowwhatImean....
 
2014-03-10 09:06:14 AM
I guess I'm one of 'em.  My family is from Copenhagen.
 
2014-03-10 09:11:40 AM

Ginnungagap42: Is this the thread where all of us with Norse handles post?

/lovely spam!


Nei.
 
2014-03-10 09:14:05 AM

d23: Eh... not really a viking, but how can we have a thread about hot vikings and not one warrior girl?


[fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net image 488x650]


Ah jeez, you're right!  How rude of me.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
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