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(News On 6 Tulsa)   Lots of folks get injured in the bathroom, but few do from getting hit by a car while taking a nice relaxing bath on a Sunday afternoon   (newson6.com) divider line 30
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2014-03-10 12:32:44 AM
I have no idea why anyone would want to live on the ground floor.
 
2014-03-10 01:00:07 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I have no idea why anyone would want to live on the ground floor.


Easier to move in furniture?
 
2014-03-10 01:04:20 AM

fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: I have no idea why anyone would want to live on the ground floor.

Easier to move in furniture?


You're going to pay the movers the same either way. I'm still not seeing the benefit.
 
2014-03-10 01:29:42 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I have no idea why anyone would want to live on the ground floor.


Lower heating and cooling costs.
You don't have to lug groceries up stairs.
Less maintenance.

Lastly... It's in the middle of Tornado Alley, where the extra 30 seconds to get to the storm shelter, could mean your life.
 
2014-03-10 02:26:31 AM

2xhelix: AverageAmericanGuy: I have no idea why anyone would want to live on the ground floor.

Lower heating and cooling costs.
You don't have to lug groceries up stairs.
Less maintenance.

Lastly... It's in the middle of Tornado Alley, where the extra 30 seconds to get to the storm shelter, could mean your life.


Meh.

I prefer top floor.
 
2014-03-10 03:45:29 AM
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2014-03-10 03:49:50 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: I have no idea why anyone would want to live on the ground floor.

Easier to move in furniture?

You're going to pay the movers the same either way. I'm still not seeing the benefit.


Some people actually move their own stuff. Besides, this happened in/to a house. What do you suggest, all houses be built on stilts, just in case?
 
2014-03-10 03:51:08 AM
This just in, OKC has indoor plumbing now!
 
2014-03-10 03:54:23 AM
A car crashing through the wall of my house would scare the shiat out of me, so I'd rather that it happen while I was already in the bathroom.

If the article didn't mention that he had to be extricated from the tub, I would assume he had been on the toilet and his family and the firefighters/EMTs told the press he was in the tub to save the poor guy the humiliation of being "the guy who got run over by a car while taking a dump".
 
2014-03-10 04:09:07 AM
FTFHL :

Lots of folks get injured in the bathroom...

Subby sounds elderly.
 
2014-03-10 04:14:06 AM

Captain James T. Smirk: A car crashing through the wall of my house would scare the shiat out of me, so I'd rather that it happen while I was already in the bathroom.

If the article didn't mention that he had to be extricated from the tub, I would assume he had been on the toilet and his family and the firefighters/EMTs told the press he was in the tub to save the poor guy the humiliation of being "the guy who got run over by a car while taking a dump".


I think it would be a mark of distinktion to be known as "the guy with treadmarks on both inside and outside of his underwear"
 
2014-03-10 04:16:55 AM

Prof. Frink:


Came for this; leaving satisfied.
 
2014-03-10 04:21:24 AM

TomD9938: FTFHL :

Lots of folks get injured in the bathroom...

Subby sounds elderly.


You sound like you don't eat at Chipotle.
 
2014-03-10 04:26:53 AM

Prof. Frink: Captain James T. Smirk: A car crashing through the wall of my house would scare the shiat out of me, so I'd rather that it happen while I was already in the bathroom.

If the article didn't mention that he had to be extricated from the tub, I would assume he had been on the toilet and his family and the firefighters/EMTs told the press he was in the tub to save the poor guy the humiliation of being "the guy who got run over by a car while taking a dump".

I think it would be a mark of distinktion to be known as "the guy with treadmarks on both inside and outside of his underwear"


"It was crazy--there I was taking a huge shiat, and this asshole crashed his farking car into my house! What the fark! I woulda rushed outside to see what the fark was going on, but like I said, monster shiat."

I'd rather be known as the guy that was dropping a ginormous deuce while a car crashed into my house than the guy who was taking a farking BATH. Shower, fine. But a bath? Baths are only acceptable if there's also a woman in there with you. Otherwise, well otherwise probably uses lavender scented bath beads.

 
2014-03-10 04:27:31 AM

TomD9938: FTFHL :

Lots of folks get injured in the bathroom...

Subby sounds elderly.



You are far more likely to slip and injure yourself in the bathroom than  you are to be bitten by a lightning-shark while winning the lottery.
 
2014-03-10 04:44:25 AM

doglover: TomD9938: FTFHL :

Lots of folks get injured in the bathroom...

Subby sounds elderly.

You sound like you don't eat at Chipotle.



I always take it to go.

/ best to be near home base
 
2014-03-10 04:48:25 AM

TomD9938: doglover: TomD9938: FTFHL :

Lots of folks get injured in the bathroom...

Subby sounds elderly.

You sound like you don't eat at Chipotle.

I always take it to go.


Indeed.
 
2014-03-10 04:51:51 AM
I fully expected the careless culprit to be:

pogoprinciple.files.wordpress.com

It's a tad disconcerting to learn that he's far younger.
 
2014-03-10 05:07:34 AM
And I'll always remember the last words of my grandfather:

"A TRUCK!!"
 
2014-03-10 05:17:17 AM

robohobo: Prof. Frink: Captain James T. Smirk: A car crashing through the wall of my house would scare the shiat out of me, so I'd rather that it happen while I was already in the bathroom.

If the article didn't mention that he had to be extricated from the tub, I would assume he had been on the toilet and his family and the firefighters/EMTs told the press he was in the tub to save the poor guy the humiliation of being "the guy who got run over by a car while taking a dump".

I think it would be a mark of distinktion to be known as "the guy with treadmarks on both inside and outside of his underwear"

"It was crazy--there I was taking a huge shiat, and this asshole crashed his farking car into my house! What the fark! I woulda rushed outside to see what the fark was going on, but like I said, monster shiat."

I'd rather be known as the guy that was dropping a ginormous deuce while a car crashed into my house than the guy who was taking a farking BATH. Shower, fine. But a bath? Baths are only acceptable if there's also a woman in there with you. Otherwise, well otherwise probably uses lavender scented bath beads.


At my age nothing is more relaxing than a nice long hot soak in the tub

/and I use lilac scented ones thank you very much
 
2014-03-10 05:31:50 AM

TomD9938: doglover: TomD9938: FTFHL :

Lots of folks get injured in the bathroom...

Subby sounds elderly.

You sound like you don't eat at Chipotle.


I always take it to go.

/ best to be near home base


HA HA! POOP JOKES!
 
2014-03-10 06:27:40 AM
Man, I hate it when that happens!
 
2014-03-10 06:48:49 AM

aagrajag: Prof. Frink:

Came for this; leaving satisfied.


No no no no nooo
 
2014-03-10 07:08:38 AM
Another reason why showers are the superior form of body cleansing.
 
2014-03-10 08:06:02 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I have no idea why anyone would want to live on the ground floor.


Shorter jump if there is a fire. The odds of a fire are a lot higher than a car crashing into your home.
 
2014-03-10 08:08:29 AM

Bslim: Another reason why showers are the superior form of body cleansing.


Real men don't take baths.
 
2014-03-10 08:33:08 AM

apoptotic: AverageAmericanGuy: fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: I have no idea why anyone would want to live on the ground floor.

Easier to move in furniture?

You're going to pay the movers the same either way. I'm still not seeing the benefit.

Some people actually move their own stuff. Besides, this happened in/to a house. What do you suggest, all houses be built on stilts, just in case?


All houses should have these facing the street side(s):

img.youtube.com
/problem solved.
 
2014-03-10 09:13:50 AM

doglover: 2xhelix: AverageAmericanGuy: I have no idea why anyone would want to live on the ground floor.

Lower heating and cooling costs.
You don't have to lug groceries up stairs.
Less maintenance.

Lastly... It's in the middle of Tornado Alley, where the extra 30 seconds to get to the storm shelter, could mean your life.

Meh.

I prefer top floor.


He was on the top floor, and the ground floor, and basement floor,  all at the same time.  I'm not a fan of ranch style homes, but they are very common in most of the country.  My house looks single story, but I do have a basement.  I find I like having plumbing and such in all easy access by simply walking downstairs.

My apartment before meeting wife was a half below ground where the window was flush with the ground.  I could see the undercarriage's of the cars in the parking lot.  Came in handy once when noticed my mom's water pump had failed when they were up visiting.  The bad part, I had just got home to sleep and had to stay up to fix it before I could go to bed.  I was working 3rd's back then, and they didn't have money to take it to a shop.  The cool part, their regular mechanic offered me a job after they got back home, but I didn't want to move back south.
 
2014-03-10 10:08:59 AM
Came for Final Destination pics...leaving disapoint.
 
2014-03-10 02:43:33 PM
Obviously he hadn't had all the baths he could usefully have for the day.

/not obscure
 
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