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(UPI)   Are you smarter than a preschooler? New research suggests not   (upi.com) divider line 8
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5307 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Mar 2014 at 8:09 PM (40 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-09 08:25:18 PM  
4 votes:
Kids these days are so smart. They're cooler and sexier too. My neighbor's 7-year old has a 9" prick, rides a motorcycle, and has a wicked hot model girlfriend. You'd think he'd be a huge asshole, but he runs this Italian deli on Fairfax and every time I go in he's like, "Hey Unca F, any sanwich you want. For fwee. On da house." Total bro on every level. He knows this guy who gets him the new "Lots and Lots of Trains" DVDs like three months before they're released, and he always spots me a copy. Like how am I suppose to compete with a kid that?
2014-03-10 02:20:20 AM  
1 votes:

moeburn: 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
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See, this how I KNOW you don't think like a kid. Because if you told a kid that his answer to question two was wrong, he would say "nuh-uh. It was a really BIG refrigerator."
2014-03-09 10:38:52 PM  
1 votes:
I don't eat paste, so yeah, I am.
2014-03-09 09:31:08 PM  
1 votes:
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
2014-03-09 09:03:00 PM  
1 votes:
My preschooler apparently thinks that preschool is the time where she can plan play dates with her friends, talk about different princess movies and 'break up' with boys in class. She's 5. I can already see what her future school career will look like.
2014-03-09 08:29:34 PM  
1 votes:
Why?

/Why?
//Why?
///Why?
2014-03-09 08:14:35 PM  
1 votes:
Hey these boogers aint gonna eat themselves!
2014-03-09 08:11:52 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, but I can kick their asses!
 
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