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(Impact Wrestling)   IS Joe gonna kill Magnus in the cage for the World Title? CAN Team MVP take control of the company from Team Dixie? WILL ANYONE actually order this show tonight? LIVE from MIAMI, THIS is YOUR TNA Lockdown 2014 Discussion Thread. (8pm ET on PPV)   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 370
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2014-03-09 10:36:21 PM  
I know Aries would get swallowed up because of his size, but he needs a promotion so bad, lol.
 
2014-03-09 10:36:55 PM  

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.

Pisses me of that they put NXT on Thursday nights.  Remember Vince's "why would you intentionally try to hurt your competition" stuff when Nitro debuted on Monday nights?  farking Vince.


TNA's not competition in his eyes, allegedly.  Plus, isn't NXT earlier in the evening?
 
2014-03-09 10:37:26 PM  

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.

Pisses me of that they put NXT on Thursday nights.  Remember Vince's "why would you intentionally try to hurt your competition" stuff when Nitro debuted on Monday nights?  farking Vince.


Vince is SO full of shiat. He's the one who started booking his shows in other people's territory in the first place.
 
2014-03-09 10:37:44 PM  
The Wolves are awesome. Damn
 
2014-03-09 10:37:51 PM  

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.

Pisses me of that they put NXT on Thursday nights.  Remember Vince's "why would you intentionally try to hurt your competition" stuff when Nitro debuted on Monday nights?  farking Vince.


Well when a competitor comes around with the intent of putting your father's business in the same category as Enron and Montgomery Ward you go for blood.
 
2014-03-09 10:37:56 PM  

robsul82: I know Aries would get swallowed up because of his size, but he needs a promotion so bad, lol.


He needs a growth spurt first.  Isn't he smaller than Danielson?
 
2014-03-09 10:38:11 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:39:35 PM  

verbaltoxin: Sbdolan: So was the whole 3 year joeseph park angle just leading to Abyss not wearing a mask?

It lead to Eric Young convincing Joseph Park he was Abyss. So Abyss thanked him by beating the hell out of him.

Abyss is the sh*ttiest character and I hate that they brought him back. He should've stayed as Joseph Park forever.


Chris is from Lakewood ohio. Same as Dolph, close to the Miz's hometown Parma. I lived in lakewood, but didnt go to highschool with either of them
 
2014-03-09 10:39:52 PM  

hotrod2001: Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.

Pisses me of that they put NXT on Thursday nights.  Remember Vince's "why would you intentionally try to hurt your competition" stuff when Nitro debuted on Monday nights?  farking Vince.

Well when a competitor comes around with the intent of putting your father's business in the same category as Enron and Montgomery Ward you go for blood.


Yes, but when said "competitor" is TNA, any threat of destruction comes across like the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
 
2014-03-09 10:39:55 PM  
Bobby Roo playing the role of HHH tonight i see
 
2014-03-09 10:40:27 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:40:39 PM  
Oh God, here we go.
 
2014-03-09 10:40:59 PM  
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
 
2014-03-09 10:41:33 PM  
He looks like a Jushin "Thunder" Liger rip-off! -_-
 
2014-03-09 10:41:35 PM  
You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.
 
2014-03-09 10:41:39 PM  
Was that the Umbrella Corporation logo in Willow's entrance video?
 
2014-03-09 10:42:05 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 475x331]


That reminds me... Didn't MVP have a feud with Jeffykins in WWE where MVP made fun of Jeff's meth lab trailer exploding and killing his dog?
 
2014-03-09 10:42:35 PM  

hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.


to much work for TNA.
 
2014-03-09 10:43:00 PM  
So they're NOT going to pretend they have no idea who Willow is, that's good.

Yep, it's Bully.
 
2014-03-09 10:43:02 PM  
Every time I look at the screen, there's more people in the ring.
 
2014-03-09 10:43:18 PM  

Captain Steroid: He looks like a Jushin "Thunder" Liger rip-off! -_-


It is a wicked old Jeff Hardy gimmick.

hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.


Not the point.
 
2014-03-09 10:43:37 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com

Get out yo' TWITTAH' MACHINES! XD
 
2014-03-09 10:43:37 PM  
I smell another swerve...
 
2014-03-09 10:44:17 PM  

hotrod2001: I smell another swerve...


Someone fire up the Russo Machine.
 
2014-03-09 10:44:18 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 475x331]

That reminds me... Didn't MVP have a feud with Jeffykins in WWE where MVP made fun of Jeff's meth lab trailer exploding and killing his dog?


... I thought that was Punk. o_o'
 
2014-03-09 10:45:34 PM  
Just watched the climax to ParaNorman. Damn dust, getting in my eyes and sh*t.
 
2014-03-09 10:45:53 PM  
This is farking nuts hahaha.
 
2014-03-09 10:47:12 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.

to much work for TNA.


No, that's part of the gag.  It's a longstanding tradition that the mystery character is so obviously the person who is supposed to be fired/suspended/whatever, but the heel can't prove it despite their best efforts.

Such as:

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.kayfabenews.com
 
2014-03-09 10:47:33 PM  
I watched the Cosmos premiere tonight. It was absolutely amazing. Now I'll stick around to watch the ending of the ppv.
 
2014-03-09 10:47:35 PM  
Holy shiat...Aries is dead~!
 
2014-03-09 10:48:39 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: TheGhostofFarkPast: hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.

to much work for TNA.

No, that's part of the gag.  It's a longstanding tradition that the mystery character is so obviously the person who is supposed to be fired/suspended/whatever, but the heel can't prove it despite their best efforts.

Such as:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 267x320]

[www.kayfabenews.com image 600x600]


Don't forget Stagger Lee/JYD.
 
2014-03-09 10:49:51 PM  
BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
 
2014-03-09 10:50:03 PM  
DAVIE'S DEAD! ;_;
 
2014-03-09 10:50:07 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: TheGhostofFarkPast: hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.

to much work for TNA.

No, that's part of the gag.  It's a longstanding tradition that the mystery character is so obviously the person who is supposed to be fired/suspended/whatever, but the heel can't prove it despite their best efforts.

Such as:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 267x320]

[www.kayfabenews.com image 600x600]


3.bp.blogspot.com

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-09 10:50:53 PM  

verbaltoxin: The_Y2P_Problem: TheGhostofFarkPast: hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.

to much work for TNA.

No, that's part of the gag.  It's a longstanding tradition that the mystery character is so obviously the person who is supposed to be fired/suspended/whatever, but the heel can't prove it despite their best efforts.

Such as:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 267x320]

[www.kayfabenews.com image 600x600]

Don't forget Stagger Lee/JYD.


i3.minus.com
 
2014-03-09 10:50:59 PM  
That dragon tattoo looks familiar. :P
 
2014-03-09 10:51:05 PM  
www.wwe.com

Hmmm...

All right, how about this?  We got this power struggle going on with everyone fighting for their own interests, you got Jeff Hardy under a mask as this farking Willow guy right?  Right.
So here's the plan...

We have a clean straight up finish where the good guys win and Dixie goes away since she ain't doing shiat for us.

AND THAT'S THE ULTIMATE SWERVE!

All the farking marks will be like "Oh, what bullshiat are we gonna get this time?   We just got farking Abyss Park screwing over Joe, we're gonna get soem bullshiat here too" and I'll be all like SWERVE!  REAL FINISH!  And everyone's minds will be farking BLOWN!

Of course, then MVP turns heel on Impact and brings Dixie back as his partner and lover and we get a year of Magnus winning by interference.

What do you think?

www.onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
2014-03-09 10:51:08 PM  
This is actually pretty nasty match.
 
2014-03-09 10:52:47 PM  
TEAM MVP WINS!
 
2014-03-09 10:52:48 PM  
SWERVE!!!!11
 
2014-03-09 10:53:00 PM  
Wow...totally did not see that coming...
 
2014-03-09 10:53:07 PM  
Roode v Bubba sounds awesome.  I am excited.
 
2014-03-09 10:54:11 PM  

hotrod2001: Wow...totally did not see that coming...


Chaotic neutral = Bully Ray
 
2014-03-09 10:54:53 PM  
Hey Spud....time to meet a table
 
2014-03-09 10:55:33 PM  
So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?
 
2014-03-09 10:55:39 PM  
Time for that unused table to get used.
 
2014-03-09 10:56:12 PM  
TAAAAAAABLEEEEEEEE!!! :D
 
2014-03-09 10:57:01 PM  

verbaltoxin: So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?


SWERVE!!!11
 
2014-03-09 10:58:36 PM  

verbaltoxin: So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?


Ha!  Well, at least Bully is back.
 
2014-03-09 10:59:24 PM  

robsul82: verbaltoxin: So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?

SWERVE!!!11


In hindsight, that wasn't a very good plan. :P

See you guys later! :D

i1182.photobucket.com
 
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