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(Impact Wrestling)   IS Joe gonna kill Magnus in the cage for the World Title? CAN Team MVP take control of the company from Team Dixie? WILL ANYONE actually order this show tonight? LIVE from MIAMI, THIS is YOUR TNA Lockdown 2014 Discussion Thread. (8pm ET on PPV)   (impactwrestling.com ) divider line
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2014-03-09 10:13:39 PM  
Speaking of someone who should loose weight. Abyss and Joe should do a "biggest looser TNA competition" and see who can get in shape the fastest.
 
2014-03-09 10:13:41 PM  
Remember when I said the first half was so far, so good?
 
2014-03-09 10:14:19 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: Whoever said they are proud this show hasn't taken a Russo swerve should now be happy because it just did, talk about going off the rail road tracks.


That was me. F*ck. What the hell, TNA?
 
2014-03-09 10:14:24 PM  
Remind me. Why the fark do you guys watch this shiat on the regular?
 
2014-03-09 10:14:43 PM  
Again, where is the TV title?
 
2014-03-09 10:15:24 PM  
I'm glad I'm keeping quiet in this thread because I would just annoy everyone by saying,
"Who's that?" "Who's that?" "Who the hell is that?"
 
2014-03-09 10:15:25 PM  

Sbdolan: Again, where is the TV title?


Underneath the ring, or in a Laidlaw receptacle maybe?
 
2014-03-09 10:15:53 PM  

verbaltoxin: TheGhostofFarkPast: Whoever said they are proud this show hasn't taken a Russo swerve should now be happy because it just did, talk about going off the rail road tracks.

That was me. F*ck. What the hell, TNA?


GODDAMIT VERBALTOXIN!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
 
2014-03-09 10:16:04 PM  
whatistheexcel.com
 
2014-03-09 10:16:28 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Remind me. Why the fark do you guys watch this shiat on the regular?


Because I genuinely hate myself and torture myself with bad wrestling, bad movies, and bad video games under the guise of laughing at it, but really just want to punish myself for being a terrible human being and feel that this is some sort of penance for my bitter, angry behavior.
 
2014-03-09 10:16:40 PM  
So, is this worth seeking out in the torrentverse, even if just for teh lulz?

Asking for a friend.
 
2014-03-09 10:16:40 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Remind me. Why the fark do you guys watch this shiat on the regular?


I don't watch TNA at all and I watch WWE about every PPV just like I do with TNA. TNA's weekly show about a year to year and half ago was pretty good when they had a roster, now since thinning down they have gone to shiat. WWE has been shiat for awhile so I just watch the PPV's and some of the old stuff on the WWE network like right now the PPV's from 1998-2000.
 
2014-03-09 10:16:44 PM  
<whatistheexcel.com
 
2014-03-09 10:17:18 PM  

Canadian Lurker: I'm glad I'm keeping quiet in this thread because I would just annoy everyone by saying,
"Who's that?" "Who's that?" "Who the hell is that?"


"How much does dis guy weigh?"
 
2014-03-09 10:17:45 PM  
That was just...why would they do that? Why won't they learn?
 
2014-03-09 10:17:47 PM  
Jesus, a clean finish for a main event would be nice...I hope Keith and Jarrett bury this farce..
 
2014-03-09 10:17:51 PM  
So was the whole 3 year joeseph park angle just leading to Abyss not wearing a mask?
 
2014-03-09 10:17:54 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Remind me. Why the fark do you guys watch this shiat on the regular?


They have been building their stories really well but the payoffs have been less than desirable.

I watch because it is wrestling and I like wrestling.

Canadian Lurker: I'm glad I'm keeping quiet in this thread because I would just annoy everyone by saying,
"Who's that?" "Who's that?" "Who the hell is that?"


That was Joseph Park's brother.
 
2014-03-09 10:17:59 PM  

clintster: So, is this worth seeking out in the torrentverse, even if just for teh lulz?

Asking for a friend.


Sounds like your "friend" should watch the first half, then stay far away from the second half so far.
 
2014-03-09 10:20:18 PM  

verbaltoxin: That was just...why would they do that? Why won't they learn?


writtenbyjohntimmons.com

Forget it, verbaltoxin, it's TNA.
 
2014-03-09 10:20:22 PM  

Sbdolan: So was the whole 3 year joeseph park angle just leading to Abyss not wearing a mask?


It lead to Eric Young convincing Joseph Park he was Abyss. So Abyss thanked him by beating the hell out of him.

Abyss is the sh*ttiest character and I hate that they brought him back. He should've stayed as Joseph Park forever.
 
2014-03-09 10:20:27 PM  
GAAAAAH! STUPID INTERNET!

Don't know how much longer I'll be online, but... MY NEIGHBOR'S INTERNET PROVIDER IS GONNA CATCH S**T FROM ME TOMORROW!!! i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:21:55 PM  

hotrod2001: Jesus, a clean finish for a main event would be nice...I hope Keith and Jarrett bury this farce..


Dixie's ace in the hole is from NY?  Maybe it is an Ace and Eight in the hole from Hells Kitchen.
 
2014-03-09 10:21:59 PM  
And this next match will have Willow and probably some other bullsh*t.

It's true. The ppv era in wrestling is dead. And TNA helped kill it.

/The WWE Network fired the first shot, though.
 
2014-03-09 10:22:25 PM  

Captain Steroid: GAAAAAH! STUPID INTERNET!

Don't know how much longer I'll be online, but... MY NEIGHBOR'S INTERNET PROVIDER IS GONNA CATCH S**T FROM ME TOMORROW!!! [i1182.photobucket.com image 35x35]


I.... um...

All right then.  Stay gold, Pony Boy.
 
2014-03-09 10:22:33 PM  
Isn't Jeff Hardy supposed to be Willow now?  Or are we doing a Bryan Pillman/Yellow Dog motif?
 
2014-03-09 10:22:35 PM  
Willow HEEL TURN SWERVE!!!11 in 30:00, 29:59, 29:58...
 
2014-03-09 10:23:20 PM  

Gunny Highway: hotrod2001: Jesus, a clean finish for a main event would be nice...I hope Keith and Jarrett bury this farce..

Dixie's ace in the hole is from NY?  Maybe it is an Ace and Eight in the hole from Hells Kitchen.


Didn't we already do a story where Bad Influence accused AJ Styles of being the ace in Dixie's hole?
 
2014-03-09 10:23:41 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:24:24 PM  
LOL....people getting a paycheck in TNA...sure Tenay....whatever
 
2014-03-09 10:24:49 PM  

verbaltoxin: Sbdolan: So was the whole 3 year joeseph park angle just leading to Abyss not wearing a mask?

It lead to Eric Young convincing Joseph Park he was Abyss. So Abyss thanked him by beating the hell out of him.

Abyss is the sh*ttiest character and I hate that they brought him back. He should've stayed as Joseph Park forever.


I am not an Abyss fan either.  I was so blown away by the Joe Park character.
 
2014-03-09 10:24:57 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:25:40 PM  
I'm also watching ParaNorman. Watching that scene when he finds out who the witch is, and what happened to her.

Them feels, bro. I got 'em.
 
2014-03-09 10:26:19 PM  

hotrod2001: Isn't Jeff Hardy supposed to be Willow now?  Or are we doing a Bryan Pillman/Yellow Dog motif?


24.media.tumblr.com

It is all I want.  And WILLLLOWWWWWWW floating to the ring with a parasol.
 
2014-03-09 10:27:07 PM  

verbaltoxin: And this next match will have Willow and probably some other bullsh*t.

It's true. The ppv era in wrestling is dead. And TNA helped kill it.

/The WWE Network fired the first shot, though.


Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?
 
2014-03-09 10:27:43 PM  
Dozed off, just now woke up, and don't really care as to what I missed.  From the comments I've read, not much.
 
2014-03-09 10:28:28 PM  
Yeah, I'm liking the Bully Ray theory here.
 
2014-03-09 10:29:13 PM  

Captain Steroid: GAAAAAH! STUPID INTERNET!

Don't know how much longer I'll be online, but... MY NEIGHBOR'S INTERNET PROVIDER IS GONNA CATCH S**T FROM ME TOMORROW!!! [i1182.photobucket.com image 35x35]


May...may I steal that little dude?
 
2014-03-09 10:29:34 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: And this next match will have Willow and probably some other bullsh*t.

It's true. The ppv era in wrestling is dead. And TNA helped kill it.

/The WWE Network fired the first shot, though.

Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?


I love the NXT show but I hate that it is on the Network.
 
2014-03-09 10:29:35 PM  

robsul82: Yeah, I'm liking the Bully Ray theory here.


what theory is that?
 
2014-03-09 10:29:37 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: And this next match will have Willow and probably some other bullsh*t.

It's true. The ppv era in wrestling is dead. And TNA helped kill it.

/The WWE Network fired the first shot, though.

Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?


I've got this feeling that North American wrestling is going to go back to smaller territories eventually.
 
2014-03-09 10:30:03 PM  
 
2014-03-09 10:30:24 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-09 10:30:45 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Yeah, I'm liking the Bully Ray theory here.

what theory is that?


Dixie said earlier she has an ace in the hole from New York.  I'm too lazy to scroll up and properly credit the Farker who thought it first, lol, but Bully was in the Aces and 0.8s and loves to exclaim he's from NOO YAWK CITAAAAAAY.
 
2014-03-09 10:31:23 PM  

Gunny Highway: hotrod2001: Isn't Jeff Hardy supposed to be Willow now?  Or are we doing a Bryan Pillman/Yellow Dog motif?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

It is all I want.  And WILLLLOWWWWWWW floating to the ring with a parasol.


I would NEVER wish what happened to Owen Hart to happen to any other performer.

...

... not named Orton. >_>
 
2014-03-09 10:31:29 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?


The ppv payday issue affects the main event roster too, and WWE hasn't really come up with a solution, or at least I'm not aware (I get the same dirt sheet news as everyone else, so...).

Frankly I think they need to focus on house show gates. Get them back up. Make them matter. Make it a big deal to see your favorite wrestler in person. Cut local market promos again. Make it seem like anything could happen at a live event, so if you want to see it, you have to be there.

WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.
 
2014-03-09 10:32:17 PM  

clintster: The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: And this next match will have Willow and probably some other bullsh*t.

It's true. The ppv era in wrestling is dead. And TNA helped kill it.

/The WWE Network fired the first shot, though.

Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?

I've got this feeling that North American wrestling is going to go back to smaller territories eventually.


It is happening.  Midwest has AIW/AAW, West Coast has PWG, East Coast has Chikara, Florida has NXT.

I am sure there are big promotion I dont know about/not thinking of.
 
2014-03-09 10:34:01 PM  

robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Yeah, I'm liking the Bully Ray theory here.

what theory is that?

Dixie said earlier she has an ace in the hole from New York.  I'm too lazy to scroll up and properly credit the Farker who thought it first, lol, but Bully was in the Aces and 0.8s and loves to exclaim he's from NOO YAWK CITAAAAAAY.


Ah that makes sense. I muted Dixie when she came on before because he is beyond annoying and has no ability to carrier the mic.
 
2014-03-09 10:34:22 PM  

verbaltoxin: The_Y2P_Problem: Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?

The ppv payday issue affects the main event roster too, and WWE hasn't really come up with a solution, or at least I'm not aware (I get the same dirt sheet news as everyone else, so...).

Frankly I think they need to focus on house show gates. Get them back up. Make them matter. Make it a big deal to see your favorite wrestler in person. Cut local market promos again. Make it seem like anything could happen at a live event, so if you want to see it, you have to be there.

WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.


I'm sure everyone will love their $1.33 PPV checks from this event
 
2014-03-09 10:35:39 PM  

verbaltoxin: WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.


Pisses me of that they put NXT on Thursday nights.  Remember Vince's "why would you intentionally try to hurt your competition" stuff when Nitro debuted on Monday nights?  farking Vince.
 
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