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(Impact Wrestling)   IS Joe gonna kill Magnus in the cage for the World Title? CAN Team MVP take control of the company from Team Dixie? WILL ANYONE actually order this show tonight? LIVE from MIAMI, THIS is YOUR TNA Lockdown 2014 Discussion Thread. (8pm ET on PPV)   (impactwrestling.com ) divider line
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2014-03-09 09:48:40 PM  
"Samoa Joe? How much does dis guy weigh?"
 
2014-03-09 09:50:13 PM  

robsul82: "Samoa Joe? How much does dis guy weigh?"


Roughly the weight of two Golden Corral Buffets.
 
2014-03-09 09:50:14 PM  

verbaltoxin: P-Money All $tar: Sbdolan: Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

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That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(


You'r botch prevented me from winning. I havent won in years. This isn't over.

These threads aren't fun anymore.

Is someone really upset over not getting an imaginary belt?


I am so upset i will eat a can of beans whilst drinking poor quality hooch in a paper cup while legally watching this ppv
 
2014-03-09 09:51:27 PM  
GO GO POWER MAGNUS!
 
2014-03-09 09:51:37 PM  
speaking of weight that new TNA belt gives the old NWA/WCW belt a run for it's money in shear size and weight.
 
2014-03-09 09:52:35 PM  
i282.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:52:47 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: speaking of weight that new TNA belt gives the old NWA/WCW belt a run for it's money in shear size and weight.


It's the Discount Big Gold.
 
2014-03-09 09:53:47 PM  
Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.
 
2014-03-09 09:54:19 PM  
They had to shorten the belt, because the original strap made the whole thing about 6' long.
 
2014-03-09 09:54:53 PM  
Well, I can't say TNA is all bad because I haven't shut it off yet. Actually, I'm not really paying attention.
All I know of the talent is Samoa Joe and WWE's other rejects but they keep changing their names.
 
2014-03-09 09:54:59 PM  

robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.


I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.
 
2014-03-09 09:55:55 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.


Joe's always been pudgy, but not wrestling in a t-shirt pudgy until recently.
 
2014-03-09 09:55:59 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.


Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.
 
2014-03-09 09:56:17 PM  
This should be good.

I am worried there will be shenanigans because the team match is still to come.
 
2014-03-09 09:57:00 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.


How many wwe title matches have involved a man in a shirt since The rock got his boob reduction? TNA has had many in the last year
 
2014-03-09 09:57:48 PM  

robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.


Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.
 
2014-03-09 09:58:22 PM  

Canadian Lurker: Well, I can't say TNA is all bad because I haven't shut it off yet. Actually, I'm not really paying attention.
All I know of the talent is Samoa Joe and WWE's other rejects but they keep changing their names.


Bobby Roode.  You are welcome.
 
2014-03-09 09:59:05 PM  
It finally struck Taz that a tapout IS a submission.  Whiny nerd voice ENGAGE
 
2014-03-09 09:59:11 PM  
Dammit! I was in the bathroom! WHY is the World Title match before the top of the hour?! :-(
 
2014-03-09 09:59:33 PM  
I hope Joe wins this match but as others have said from the begging I don't see Dixie dropping the belt yet at this point. I have never been a fan of Magnus I never thought he had any amount of solid moves in the ring and kind of just got propped up by everyone around him.
 
2014-03-09 09:59:40 PM  

verbaltoxin: P-Money All $tar: Sbdolan: Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 292x302]

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(


You'r botch prevented me from winning. I havent won in years. This isn't over.

These threads aren't fun anymore.

Is someone really upset over not getting an imaginary belt?


Yeah no shiat. You've never been in a TNA thread unless the regulars to the TNA crap-a-thon have farked you out of a belt at least once.
 
2014-03-09 10:01:23 PM  

TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.

Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.


Bet he wishes he had a redo on that Umaga offer, lol.
 
2014-03-09 10:03:04 PM  
Did Magnus blade himself with his fingernails?
 
2014-03-09 10:03:55 PM  

robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.

Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.

Bet he wishes he had a redo on that Umaga offer, lol.


I dont think he could have pulled off that character.  Eddie (I dont know what to call him) was a great Umaga.
 
2014-03-09 10:04:36 PM  
Some wussy bladejobs today.  Boooooooooo
 
2014-03-09 10:04:49 PM  

robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.

Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.

Bet he wishes he had a redo on that Umaga offer, lol.


No shiat.

But then again, I'm sure Umaga wishes he had a redo on that offer of an 8 Ball for only $100.
 
2014-03-09 10:05:18 PM  
Now THIS is where you say someone has thunder thighs, Taz.
 
2014-03-09 10:05:19 PM  
Magnus, Muta Scale: 1.0
Samoa Joe, Muta Scale: 0.5
 
2014-03-09 10:05:27 PM  

Gunny Highway: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.

Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.

Bet he wishes he had a redo on that Umaga offer, lol.

I dont think he could have pulled off that character.  Eddie (I dont know what to call him) was a great Umaga.


Indeed - he was the right man for that particular job.
 
2014-03-09 10:05:54 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.

Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.

Bet he wishes he had a redo on that Umaga offer, lol.

No shiat.

But then again, I'm sure Umaga wishes he had a redo on that offer of an 8 Ball for only $100.


Mwahaha
 
2014-03-09 10:05:56 PM  

my lip balm addiction: verbaltoxin: P-Money All $tar: Sbdolan: Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 292x302]

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(


You'r botch prevented me from winning. I havent won in years. This isn't over.

These threads aren't fun anymore.

Is someone really upset over not getting an imaginary belt?

Yeah no shiat. You've never been in a TNA thread unless the regulars to the TNA crap-a-thon have farked you out of a belt at least once.


have I really been that absentee that no one knows my dumb ass? Never take me serious unless I share pics of me with wrestlers or my boy Brisco.
 
2014-03-09 10:07:58 PM  
SHOOTING TAR STUPER SAPELE PRESS!!
 
2014-03-09 10:08:28 PM  

verbaltoxin: SHOOTING TAR STUPER SAPELE PRESS!!


Go home verbaltoxin, you're drunk.
 
2014-03-09 10:08:33 PM  

Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(


Well, damn...
 
2014-03-09 10:09:01 PM  
So is this going to be a really short PPV or is there another match? Or two?
 
2014-03-09 10:09:23 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: SHOOTING TAR STUPER SAPELE PRESS!!

Go home verbaltoxin, you're drunk.


I am home.
 
2014-03-09 10:09:29 PM  
Brock/Taker HIAC this ain't.  Oh doggy.
 
2014-03-09 10:09:35 PM  

clintster: Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(

Well, damn...


Look at it this way:  It's a TNA PPV.  The only way this title should be retained on PPV nights is by a stupid bullshiat DQ finish.
 
2014-03-09 10:10:29 PM  

verbaltoxin: The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: SHOOTING TAR STUPER SAPELE PRESS!!

Go home verbaltoxin, you're drunk.

I am home.


Then have some coffee.
 
2014-03-09 10:10:30 PM  
*Sigh* What the hell is this?
 
2014-03-09 10:10:30 PM  
ZOMBIIIIIES!!! O_O
 
2014-03-09 10:10:51 PM  
Um....Joe went to hell
 
2014-03-09 10:10:56 PM  
BULLSHIAT chant for a Russorific ending
 
2014-03-09 10:11:06 PM  
Damn right start a BULL shiat chant
 
2014-03-09 10:11:14 PM  
UGhhhhhhhhh.
 
2014-03-09 10:11:39 PM  
<click> good night all
 
2014-03-09 10:12:01 PM  
Whoever said they are proud this show hasn't taken a Russo swerve should now be happy because it just did, talk about going off the rail road tracks.
 
2014-03-09 10:12:02 PM  
So halfnangians because Joe is back?
 
2014-03-09 10:12:15 PM  
Joe went to Hell with Jason and came back, LOL.

Russorific!
 
2014-03-09 10:12:34 PM  
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