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(Impact Wrestling)   IS Joe gonna kill Magnus in the cage for the World Title? CAN Team MVP take control of the company from Team Dixie? WILL ANYONE actually order this show tonight? LIVE from MIAMI, THIS is YOUR TNA Lockdown 2014 Discussion Thread. (8pm ET on PPV)   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 370
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2014-03-09 12:42:23 PM

TNA still has Pay-Per-Views? Will wonders ever cease? :P

This seems like a good opportunity to decide the fate of the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

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Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and clintster retains until the next thread.

Good luck tonight, fWc FARKers! :-)
 
2014-03-09 01:58:20 PM
Good morning, Juggalos!
 
2014-03-09 02:10:35 PM
is this one of those shiatty taped PPVs?
 
2014-03-09 02:30:44 PM
THERE is a PPV tonight?  Wow!

sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2014-03-09 05:10:53 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 07:23:39 PM
Does anybody actually pay money for this?
 
2014-03-09 07:24:42 PM
well hi everyone! I havent checked in on TNA in a month since they taped their last set of shows and I read the spoilers.Guess im caught up. Where is Bully ?
 
2014-03-09 07:40:23 PM
A Betterer has briefly poked into this thread but is not actually in THE IMPACT ZONE
 
2014-03-09 07:49:23 PM
THE_Z3Q_CONUNDRUM HAS ARRIVED IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2014-03-09 07:52:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-09 07:56:33 PM
gotta put the kiddo to bed hope I dont miss muta
 
2014-03-09 07:57:16 PM
Florida tag.  Nice.
 
2014-03-09 08:00:53 PM
Delegate for the hygienically deficient populace has kicked down the door to the IMPACT ZONE!

/ummm
//CM PUNK!
///YES! YES! YES!
/got nothin'
 
2014-03-09 08:03:44 PM
www.bubbleblabber.com
 
2014-03-09 08:04:07 PM

Eddie T. Head: Florida tag.  Nice.


I didn't even notice.  Agreed, very nice, lol.
 
2014-03-09 08:04:31 PM
TONIGHT!

I watch Lockdown and comment on it.
 
2014-03-09 08:05:47 PM
Flashbacks to WCW 1995 (was that the WCW/NJPW Slamboree, or...)
 
2014-03-09 08:07:31 PM
here is a stream if anyone needs it.
 
2014-03-09 08:07:52 PM
USA chant, because Florida.
 
2014-03-09 08:08:12 PM
 
2014-03-09 08:08:23 PM
MUTA!!!!!
 
2014-03-09 08:08:42 PM
Ladies and gents,  SoberGharialis in the Impact Zone...'s parking lot.  Probably just going to peek in every so often, but I am more interested in Amazing Race...  At this rate, TNA is going to figure out how to freeze in a fire...
 
2014-03-09 08:09:32 PM
that crowd has all the excitement of a barnes and noble at noon.
 
2014-03-09 08:11:04 PM
"That move can make you dizzy!"

Reminiscent of Schiavone commenting "they can get their fingers caught in the cage!" to sell the match's danger once.
 
2014-03-09 08:13:12 PM
You do not chant USA at the Great Muta, you f*cking Floridians.
 
KoC
2014-03-09 08:14:46 PM

robsul82: "That move can make you dizzy!"

Reminiscent of Schiavone commenting "they can get their fingers caught in the cage!" to sell the match's danger once.


That was Cole.
 
2014-03-09 08:15:15 PM
You have tag partners sitting on the side of the ropes in a cage match??? Doesn't cage matches usually constitute everyone fighting at the same time?
 
2014-03-09 08:15:29 PM

KoC: robsul82: "That move can make you dizzy!"

Reminiscent of Schiavone commenting "they can get their fingers caught in the cage!" to sell the match's danger once.

That was Cole.


Was it?  Could've sworn it was Schiavone.

This makes me think "Schiavone or Cole?" would be a very successful guessing game.
 
2014-03-09 08:15:46 PM
MUTA!!!

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2014-03-09 08:15:56 PM

verbaltoxin: You do not chant USA at the Great Muta, you f*cking Floridians.


Pretty awesome to see Muta on TV.
 
2014-03-09 08:16:08 PM
Muta's gonna fark some shiat up now.
 
2014-03-09 08:16:26 PM
MUTA MIST! XD
 
2014-03-09 08:17:08 PM
Team Muta WINS!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 08:19:22 PM
I'm glad for the Wrestle-1/TNA team-up. That was sweet.

hotrod2001: You have tag partners sitting on the side of the ropes in a cage match??? Doesn't cage matches usually constitute everyone fighting at the same time?


Don't care. Great Muta.
 
2014-03-09 08:19:41 PM
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2014-03-09 08:20:46 PM
Spud's hair is that of a recognizable human being, that's a surprise.
 
2014-03-09 08:20:53 PM
Is TNA comedy wrestling? I never really watched it before.
 
2014-03-09 08:20:58 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 08:21:18 PM
Doogie TKE is here in the impact zone....but not watching.
 
2014-03-09 08:21:23 PM
Dixie promo time on PPV!

YES!

YES!

YES!
 
2014-03-09 08:21:31 PM
Move along, Dixie, move along. Bring Muta back out.
 
2014-03-09 08:21:47 PM
Spud;s character is amazing.

Everyone in TNA is been exceeding my expectations recently.  I am pretty pumped for Dixie going away for a while....hopefully.
 
2014-03-09 08:22:09 PM

Dougie AXP: Doogie TKE is here in the impact zone....but not watching.


You missed the Great Muta.

/how many times have I mentioned that?
//Doesn't matter. Great Muta.
 
2014-03-09 08:22:25 PM
There's the problem with TNA right there - even in the "your local sports team sucks" cheap heat department, she didn't even care to find out that she could've SPECIFICALLY mocked them for blowing a 12-point 4th quarter lead and losing! lol
 
2014-03-09 08:22:46 PM

Canadian Lurker: Is TNA comedy wrestling? I never really watched it before.


No, that's CHIKARA and, to a lesser extent, CZW. :P

This is more like a cruise ship full of old people and orphans backing into an iceberg.

In Florida. :-(
 
2014-03-09 08:22:50 PM
God, Dixie is terrible.  I Don't watch very much TNA, but I see why she won Wrestlecrap's Gooker award this year.
 
2014-03-09 08:24:02 PM

Eddie T. Head: God, Dixie is terrible.  I Don't watch very much TNA, but I see why she won Wrestlecrap's Gooker award this year.


She has her moments. Last week's Impact was good. So was her vignette with Magnus. This promo is dreck. That's Dixie's problem. She's either on or off, no in-between.
 
2014-03-09 08:25:08 PM
Jeremy Borash and his mellon-shaped head.
 
2014-03-09 08:25:36 PM

verbaltoxin: Eddie T. Head: God, Dixie is terrible.  I Don't watch very much TNA, but I see why she won Wrestlecrap's Gooker award this year.

She has her moments. Last week's Impact was good. So was her vignette with Magnus. This promo is dreck. That's Dixie's problem. She's either on or off, no in-between.


It would have been not terrible if it was half as long.  Keep it short and sweet, Dixie.
 
2014-03-09 08:26:39 PM
This is another promo which only needed 2 minutes.
 
2014-03-09 08:26:41 PM
I can see why WrestleCrap suspended the "no ongoing angles" rule for the Gooker Award this year after that promo.
 
2014-03-09 08:27:08 PM
can someone tell me why they thought the new Sam Shaw aka Dexter character was worth starting and continuing? What a horrible character to create. "hey lets make a guy who acts like a rapists and attacks women."
 
2014-03-09 08:27:42 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: can someone tell me why they thought the new Sam Shaw aka Dexter character was worth starting and continuing? What a horrible character to create. "hey lets make a guy who acts like a rapists and attacks women."


This could've worked if the guy had an ounce of charisma at all.
 
2014-03-09 08:28:34 PM

robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: can someone tell me why they thought the new Sam Shaw aka Dexter character was worth starting and continuing? What a horrible character to create. "hey lets make a guy who acts like a rapists and attacks women."

This could've worked if the guy had an ounce of charisma at all.


oh I agree it could of been a cool angle but the guy is horrible.
 
2014-03-09 08:28:35 PM
How does TNA not do a WCW-special "remix" of a Huey Lewis song for Samuel Shaw's theme? I mean, really.
 
2014-03-09 08:28:45 PM

robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: can someone tell me why they thought the new Sam Shaw aka Dexter character was worth starting and continuing? What a horrible character to create. "hey lets make a guy who acts like a rapists and attacks women."

This could've worked if the guy had an ounce of charisma at all.


Well, let's see if it breaks the Muta Scale before we write this feud off. :P
 
2014-03-09 08:29:06 PM

robsul82: I can see why WrestleCrap suspended the "no ongoing angles" rule for the Gooker Award this year after that promo.


They went gun-shy with Sam Shaw. They knew he had the Patrick Bateman vibe, but couldn't commit to it in full. So they went with the stalker gimmick.
 
2014-03-09 08:29:18 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: can someone tell me why they thought the new Sam Shaw aka Dexter character was worth starting and continuing? What a horrible character to create. "hey lets make a guy who acts like a rapists and attacks women."

This could've worked if the guy had an ounce of charisma at all.

oh I agree it could of been a cool angle but the guy is horrible.


Oh yeah.  The more I see this, the more bummed I am that they wasted a good idea on this dork.
 
2014-03-09 08:29:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-09 08:30:01 PM

robsul82: How does TNA not do a WCW-special "remix" of a Huey Lewis song for Samuel Shaw's theme? I mean, really.


I like his theme, but I see your point.
 
2014-03-09 08:30:35 PM
Um, WHAT.
 
2014-03-09 08:31:47 PM
Interrupting a suicide attempt to do your intro IS rather amusing, lol.
 
2014-03-09 08:31:52 PM
I like Anderson's self-announcer thing.
 
2014-03-09 08:32:16 PM
Not high enough?! XD
 
2014-03-09 08:32:22 PM
JUMP chant, of course
 
2014-03-09 08:32:27 PM

Gunny Highway:


Three Ninjas Era
 
2014-03-09 08:32:50 PM

verbaltoxin: I like Anderson's self-announcer thing.


Anderson just hasnt worked out in TNA though.
 
2014-03-09 08:33:15 PM
"MIKE!  MIIIIIIIIIKE!  DON'T DO IT!"
 
2014-03-09 08:33:26 PM
Okay, let's get going. It's been around 15 minutes of just promos now.
 
2014-03-09 08:33:30 PM
"CREE-PY BAS-TARD!" XD
 
2014-03-09 08:34:30 PM
I guess escape through the camera hole doesn't count.
 
2014-03-09 08:35:23 PM

verbaltoxin: I guess escape through the camera hole doesn't count.


SPUD IS THE 5th MAN!
 
2014-03-09 08:35:30 PM
Oh, hai Christy.
 
2014-03-09 08:36:02 PM
Why is Christy wearing PANTS?!

SOMEONE FIRE WARDROBE RIGHT NOW! i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 08:36:51 PM

Captain Steroid: Why is Christy wearing PANTS?!

SOMEONE FIRE WARDROBE RIGHT NOW! [i1182.photobucket.com image 35x35]


Heel turn.  Heels wear pants.
 
2014-03-09 08:37:51 PM
This is how you know the "Russo's sending notes" story was BS, if he were there would've been a week of a cameraman discovering Shaw whacking off to Hemme's Playboy issue in a bathroom stall, the next week him using a blowup doll with her picture on it...
 
2014-03-09 08:37:55 PM

Gunny Highway: Captain Steroid: Why is Christy wearing PANTS?!

SOMEONE FIRE WARDROBE RIGHT NOW! [i1182.photobucket.com image 35x35]

Heel turn.  Heels wear pants.


Dammit. I'll get your hat ready.
 
2014-03-09 08:38:08 PM
CM Punk chant?
 
2014-03-09 08:38:26 PM
37 minutes for a Punk chant, tsk tsk, lol.
 
2014-03-09 08:39:56 PM
You just knew they'd find a way to make Hebner bump tonight.
 
2014-03-09 08:40:19 PM
So Hardy cant come in to the arena but did Dixie say anything about WILLLLLOWWWWW!

/I am so farking excited for Willow
//I hope they do a Owen/Blazer thing with Jeff/Willow
///I am excited for Jeff Hardy?
 
2014-03-09 08:40:54 PM

Gunny Highway: So Hardy cant come in to the arena but did Dixie say anything about WILLLLLOWWWWW!

/I am so farking excited for Willow
//I hope they do a Owen/Blazer thing with Jeff/Willow
///I am excited for Jeff Hardy?


You don't get a hat. Too obvious.
 
2014-03-09 08:41:06 PM
Ouch. >.<
 
2014-03-09 08:41:11 PM
Kind of a convoluted way to do a ref bump. . .
 
2014-03-09 08:41:52 PM
dafuq is willow
 
2014-03-09 08:42:14 PM
Is Samuel Shaw going to slap Christie?
 
2014-03-09 08:42:26 PM
Well, someone did go through the camera hole.
 
2014-03-09 08:42:47 PM
Christy cannot walk in those heels. She is falling all over.
 
2014-03-09 08:43:28 PM

verbaltoxin: Gunny Highway: So Hardy cant come in to the arena but did Dixie say anything about WILLLLLOWWWWW!

/I am so farking excited for Willow
//I hope they do a Owen/Blazer thing with Jeff/Willow
///I am excited for Jeff Hardy?

You don't get a hat. Too obvious.


I dont need a hat.  I just want it to happen because it will be amazing.  Predictable is fine by me.
 
2014-03-09 08:43:38 PM
Hebner to conveniently recover in 5..4...
 
2014-03-09 08:44:16 PM
Ok....since i missed Muta you guys sucked me in to suffer through the rest.


/TNA news....Brooke and her perfect ass have left TNA to go back to Hooters
 
2014-03-09 08:45:00 PM
Meh. The ref bump ruined it for me. I liked the idea but the execution was iffy.
 
2014-03-09 08:45:38 PM

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: Gunny Highway: So Hardy cant come in to the arena but did Dixie say anything about WILLLLLOWWWWW!

/I am so farking excited for Willow
//I hope they do a Owen/Blazer thing with Jeff/Willow
///I am excited for Jeff Hardy?

You don't get a hat. Too obvious.

I dont need a hat.  I just want it to happen because it will be amazing.  Predictable is fine by me.


I will predict that he floats down to the ring with his umbrella like Mary Poppins for a hat.
 
2014-03-09 08:45:41 PM

eagles95: /TNA news....Brooke and her perfect ass have left TNA to go back to Hooters


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 08:47:59 PM
Aries is going to double-cross Roode. This makes sense since they've more or less been feuding for about two years; however, it would be smarter writing if Roode saw it coming and mitigated it.
 
2014-03-09 08:50:04 PM
The tna music never sounds good on their broadcasts cos EC3'S theme rocks

TROUBLETROUBLETROUBLETROUBLETROUBLE!!
 
2014-03-09 08:50:06 PM
This should be better. EC3 is money.
 
2014-03-09 08:50:53 PM
"I disagree. I'm very good!" Ha!
 
2014-03-09 08:51:09 PM
Talking between the chants. Nice. :-)
 
2014-03-09 08:51:26 PM

verbaltoxin: Aries is going to double-cross Roode. This makes sense since they've more or less been feuding for about two years; however, it would be smarter writing if Roode saw it coming and mitigated it.


smart and TNA....come on man!
 
2014-03-09 08:51:53 PM
Was Mary Poppins a witch?
 
2014-03-09 08:52:12 PM

eagles95: verbaltoxin: Aries is going to double-cross Roode. This makes sense since they've more or less been feuding for about two years; however, it would be smarter writing if Roode saw it coming and mitigated it.

smart and TNA....come on man!


I get that TNA's trying new things, but they don't think through the how and why of those things.
 
2014-03-09 08:52:28 PM
BOBBY LASHLEY?! O_O
 
2014-03-09 08:52:48 PM
Ugh.  TNA.

Two steps forward.  One step back.
 
2014-03-09 08:52:59 PM
Bobby Lashley?
 
2014-03-09 08:53:01 PM
Lashley?  Is he gonna call EC3 a bathturd?
 
2014-03-09 08:53:03 PM
I AM THE TNA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD.
 
2014-03-09 08:53:07 PM
WTF Bobby Lashley is back? That guy has been in and out of the ring all over the place. He could never commit to a organization and now he shows up again.
 
2014-03-09 08:53:49 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: WTF Bobby Lashley is back? That guy has been in and out of the ring all over the place. He could never commit to a organization and now he shows up again.


Makes him perfect for TNA. They can afford him if he's just paid per appearance.
 
2014-03-09 08:54:46 PM
Hey rejected WWE talent!
 
2014-03-09 08:55:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-09 08:55:40 PM
Open challenge ends in a no-contest, no offense from EC3. Weak.

EC3's promo and rebuffs to the chants were good though.

I'm meh on Lashley until he does something interesting and makes more than 1-3 sporadic appearances.
 
2014-03-09 08:56:41 PM

Sbdolan: Hey rejected WWE talent!


And yet, still more popular than Batista. :P
 
2014-03-09 08:57:27 PM

Captain Steroid: Sbdolan: Hey rejected WWE talent!

And yet, still more popular than Batista. :P


Ha! I noticed that too.

Lashley got the, "Hey, I know that guy!" pop. Batista got Bootista.
 
2014-03-09 08:58:19 PM
ok....walking dead time.....i can't watch promo palooza. christ
 
2014-03-09 08:58:57 PM
Some good things about tonight so far: no Russo swerves. I thought Gunny had called one in the Shaw/Anderson bout, but turns out Christy's legs are cold.

That means we could see a normal (for TNA) match finish to Joe/Magnus.
 
2014-03-09 08:59:40 PM

verbaltoxin: Captain Steroid: Sbdolan: Hey rejected WWE talent!

And yet, still more popular than Batista. :P

Ha! I noticed that too.

Lashley got the, "Hey, I know that guy!" pop. Batista got Bootista.


Heel Batista is good(er).

I really think TNA has it figured out and they cut 1100 promos on their PPV and bring back a random guy they think is a star.
 
2014-03-09 08:59:44 PM
Would someone come out and shut this tard up please? Thanks.
 
2014-03-09 08:59:56 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:00:07 PM

verbaltoxin: Captain Steroid: Sbdolan: Hey rejected WWE talent!

And yet, still more popular than Batista. :P

Ha! I noticed that too.

Lashley got the, "Hey, I know that guy!" pop. Batista got Bootista.


Hey its good with me, another old wwe action figure i can toss in my TNA ring.
 
2014-03-09 09:00:47 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:01:31 PM

verbaltoxin: Some good things about tonight so far: no Russo swerves. I thought Gunny had called one in the Shaw/Anderson bout, but turns out Christy's legs are cold.

That means we could see a normal (for TNA) match finish to Joe/Magnus.


I think it depends on if the title match or the team match is last.
 
2014-03-09 09:01:38 PM
I missed Lashley?  lol  Oh geez.
 
2014-03-09 09:03:15 PM
TJ Perkins is a total dick and I root for him to lose every match.
 
2014-03-09 09:03:19 PM
Good lucha match!
 
2014-03-09 09:04:09 PM
Heh, popped the cage door open.
 
2014-03-09 09:05:35 PM
Anybody take the time to send Velvet Sky a question yet? Like if she is into anal play? She does have some great assets.  encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-09 09:05:46 PM

Gunny Highway: TJ Perkins is a total dick and I root for him to lose every match.


Do tell?
 
2014-03-09 09:05:52 PM
Cage door open.  That's TNAtastic.

/so is the audience-in-the-dark motif
 
2014-03-09 09:05:55 PM

Gunny Highway: TJ Perkins is a total dick and I root for him to lose every match.


What did TJ Perkins ever do to you?
 
2014-03-09 09:06:59 PM
NICE!O.O
 
2014-03-09 09:07:17 PM

robsul82: This makes me think "Schiavone or Cole?" would be a very successful guessing game.


Tomorrow would be as good a time as any to give it a try.
 
2014-03-09 09:09:06 PM

verbaltoxin: Gunny Highway: TJ Perkins is a total dick and I root for him to lose every match.

What did TJ Perkins ever do to you?


Talked NBA.....it was not fun.

I am sure he is a great guy haha.  I just root for him to lose.

And there we go.
 
2014-03-09 09:09:13 PM
TIGRE UNO WINS! :D

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:09:30 PM
Well, it went better than Sin Cara's debut.  Or second match.  Or third match...
 
2014-03-09 09:09:59 PM

robsul82: Well, it went better than Sin Cara's debut.  Or second match.  Or third match...


And that includes both Sin Caras!
 
2014-03-09 09:10:26 PM
That Sabretooth Splash is the shiat!
 
2014-03-09 09:10:26 PM
Taz is so awesome.
 
2014-03-09 09:11:12 PM
Poor James Storm. For 8 years now, its been form a great tag team, fued with partner. Form great tag team, fued with partner....etc.etc...its like the kind of punishment a greek demi god would get
 
2014-03-09 09:11:36 PM
A perfect greasemullet and metal frame eyeglasses on Li'l Gunner there.
 
2014-03-09 09:11:43 PM
This Gunner story has been really well done.  The guy is limited but they have made him look great.
 
2014-03-09 09:12:33 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:12:36 PM

Sbdolan: Poor James Storm. For 8 years now, its been form a great tag team, fued with partner. Form great tag team, fued with partner....etc.etc...its like the kind of punishment a greek demi god would get


He got his title run.  He is getting older and putting young guys over.
 
2014-03-09 09:12:39 PM
Beer drinkin' Johnny Cash listenin' God doubtin' troop hater.

But shiat, the first part doesn't work anymore because he has new HEEL! music.
 
2014-03-09 09:12:44 PM
Maybe beer money can reunite as heels?
 
2014-03-09 09:13:20 PM

Sbdolan: Poor James Storm. For 8 years now, its been form a great tag team, fued with partner. Form great tag team, fued with partner....etc.etc...its like the kind of punishment a greek demi god would get


And suddenly Storm hates the military too. Because reasons.
 
2014-03-09 09:13:30 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:13:35 PM
Storm broke out the Americas Most Wanted ring jacket.
 
2014-03-09 09:13:36 PM
"Guy using his freedom of speech, definitely NOT COOL, Mike."
 
2014-03-09 09:13:58 PM
Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.
 
2014-03-09 09:14:22 PM
 Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2014-03-09 09:14:31 PM
CUT STORM OPEN! CUT STORM OPEN!
 
2014-03-09 09:14:35 PM

robsul82: Beer drinkin' Johnny Cash listenin' God doubtin' troop hater.

But shiat, the first part doesn't work anymore because he has new HEEL! music.


Oh yeah, I forgot Storm's atheist now too.

I get it. Gunner's put a lot of time into TNA and he's got the look. They want to make something of him.
 
2014-03-09 09:15:01 PM
 Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2014-03-09 09:15:40 PM

verbaltoxin: robsul82: Beer drinkin' Johnny Cash listenin' God doubtin' troop hater.

But shiat, the first part doesn't work anymore because he has new HEEL! music.

Oh yeah, I forgot Storm's atheist now too.

I get it. Gunner's put a lot of time into TNA and he's got the look. They want to make something of him.


Whatever works haha.  You cant cheer a man whats hates God and the troops.
 
2014-03-09 09:16:03 PM
Christy resisting the urge of pants for a heel turn, Storm clearly wasn't that strong.
 
2014-03-09 09:17:33 PM

P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.


i1182.photobucket.com

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(
 
2014-03-09 09:17:45 PM

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: robsul82: Beer drinkin' Johnny Cash listenin' God doubtin' troop hater.

But shiat, the first part doesn't work anymore because he has new HEEL! music.

Oh yeah, I forgot Storm's atheist now too.

I get it. Gunner's put a lot of time into TNA and he's got the look. They want to make something of him.

Whatever works haha.  You cant cheer a man whats hates God and the troops.


It WOULD be funny if his new gimmick was looking and sounding completely the opposite of his personal beliefs.

"HELL NAW I DON'T EAT MEAT, THIS TOFURKEY IS DELICIOUS!  HAVE YOU HEARD OF BUILDING 7, SON!"
 
2014-03-09 09:17:54 PM
aannd NEWWWWWW GLOBAL CHAMPION!!

Q EURO VARSITY!!!


i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-09 09:18:03 PM
At least TNA cuts holes in their cage for the cameras. And their cage looks good too.
 
2014-03-09 09:19:53 PM

P-Money All $tar: aannd NEWWWWWW GLOBAL CHAMPION!!


No. No, you're not. >:-(

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:20:44 PM
WHOOMP THERE IT IS chant.  It's ALWAYS '92 on the campus of The U.
 
2014-03-09 09:20:48 PM

Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 292x302]

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(



You'r botch prevented me from winning. I havent won in years. This isn't over.
 
2014-03-09 09:21:41 PM
That was a shot!
 
2014-03-09 09:22:42 PM
Wrestling rings sound all rumbly. I liked the older ones that made a huge BANG when somebody took a bump.
 
2014-03-09 09:23:52 PM
Cena is trying to overcome!
 
2014-03-09 09:24:38 PM
Sorry, TNA mutants, no THIS IS AWESOME chants after a WHOOMP THERE IT IS chant in the same match. Reeeeevoked.
 
2014-03-09 09:24:54 PM
OW.
 
2014-03-09 09:24:57 PM
Wouldn't it have hurt more to do that sidealk slam on the chair?
 
2014-03-09 09:25:11 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:25:38 PM
Now there's the Cowboy I remember.
 
2014-03-09 09:26:22 PM
I liked the throwing the chair to counter the top rope splash spot.
 
2014-03-09 09:27:01 PM
This match started getting somewhere with that chair spot.
 
2014-03-09 09:27:40 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:27:58 PM
Barry Windham is laughing at that HOLY SHIAT chant, trying to remember where his pants are.
 
2014-03-09 09:28:04 PM
Fun match.
 
2014-03-09 09:28:22 PM
Gunner wins.
 
2014-03-09 09:28:22 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

GUNNER WINS!
 
2014-03-09 09:29:22 PM
That was good. It was better than I expected. Gunner needed to go over and he did. I kinda give a crap about him now. That's the first time I've said that about Gunner.
 
2014-03-09 09:30:40 PM
Um, we don't need Dixie-cap.
 
2014-03-09 09:30:43 PM
Decent match.  Right results so far.  Avoided the unfortunate gender politics that would've come with a Christy heel turn.  Not bad for a first half, lol.
 
2014-03-09 09:31:58 PM

robsul82: Decent match.  Right results so far.  Avoided the unfortunate gender politics that would've come with a Christy heel turn.  Not bad for a first half, lol.


And then they replay the Dixie promo I blocked from my memory, as if to disprove me.  Sigh.
 
2014-03-09 09:32:44 PM
Due to the perma-biatchface, Madison just doesn't work as a face.
 
2014-03-09 09:33:48 PM
CAGED KNOCKOUTS!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:36:12 PM
Don't worry, that camera angle is totally legal in Massachusetts.
 
2014-03-09 09:37:25 PM
So Abyss is the longest reigning current champion with a belt he doesn't carry?
 
2014-03-09 09:38:18 PM

verbaltoxin: That was good. It was better than I expected. Gunner needed to go over and he did. I kinda give a crap about him now. That's the first time I've said that about Gunner.


Gunner has been delivery in that regard.
 
2014-03-09 09:39:23 PM
Taz... Never, EVER tell a woman they have "thunderthighs". You're diggin' your own grave, buddy. -_-'
 
2014-03-09 09:39:50 PM
Thunder thighs usually isn't used as a positive description, Taz.
 
2014-03-09 09:40:38 PM

Captain Steroid: Taz... Never, EVER tell a woman they have "thunderthighs". You're diggin' your own grave, buddy. -_-'


He is amazing.  Unhinged stream of conscience Taz is best Taz.
 
2014-03-09 09:41:42 PM

Captain Steroid: Taz... Never, EVER tell a woman they have "thunderthighs". You're diggin' your own grave, buddy. -_-'


"Such cottage cheese, her thighs...what, they're delicious!"
 
2014-03-09 09:42:48 PM
Owwwwww
 
2014-03-09 09:43:39 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:43:51 PM
Robert irvine to be making smoothies for the next week......ouch
 
2014-03-09 09:45:36 PM
MADISON RAYNE WINS!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:45:55 PM

Sbdolan: Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 292x302]

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(


You'r botch prevented me from winning. I havent won in years. This isn't over.


These threads aren't fun anymore.
 
2014-03-09 09:46:25 PM
Knockouts were good as usual.
 
2014-03-09 09:47:07 PM
I'm gonna call that one match of the night.
 
2014-03-09 09:48:11 PM

P-Money All $tar: Sbdolan: Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 292x302]

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(


You'r botch prevented me from winning. I havent won in years. This isn't over.

These threads aren't fun anymore.


I am unsure if they were ever fun. They are TNA threads.............
 
2014-03-09 09:48:35 PM

P-Money All $tar: Sbdolan: Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 292x302]

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(


You'r botch prevented me from winning. I havent won in years. This isn't over.

These threads aren't fun anymore.


Is someone really upset over not getting an imaginary belt?
 
2014-03-09 09:48:40 PM
"Samoa Joe? How much does dis guy weigh?"
 
2014-03-09 09:50:13 PM

robsul82: "Samoa Joe? How much does dis guy weigh?"


Roughly the weight of two Golden Corral Buffets.
 
2014-03-09 09:50:14 PM

verbaltoxin: P-Money All $tar: Sbdolan: Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 292x302]

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(


You'r botch prevented me from winning. I havent won in years. This isn't over.

These threads aren't fun anymore.

Is someone really upset over not getting an imaginary belt?


I am so upset i will eat a can of beans whilst drinking poor quality hooch in a paper cup while legally watching this ppv
 
2014-03-09 09:51:27 PM
GO GO POWER MAGNUS!
 
2014-03-09 09:51:37 PM
speaking of weight that new TNA belt gives the old NWA/WCW belt a run for it's money in shear size and weight.
 
2014-03-09 09:52:35 PM
i282.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 09:52:47 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: speaking of weight that new TNA belt gives the old NWA/WCW belt a run for it's money in shear size and weight.


It's the Discount Big Gold.
 
2014-03-09 09:53:47 PM
Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.
 
2014-03-09 09:54:19 PM
They had to shorten the belt, because the original strap made the whole thing about 6' long.
 
2014-03-09 09:54:53 PM
Well, I can't say TNA is all bad because I haven't shut it off yet. Actually, I'm not really paying attention.
All I know of the talent is Samoa Joe and WWE's other rejects but they keep changing their names.
 
2014-03-09 09:54:59 PM

robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.


I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.
 
2014-03-09 09:55:55 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.


Joe's always been pudgy, but not wrestling in a t-shirt pudgy until recently.
 
2014-03-09 09:55:59 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.


Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.
 
2014-03-09 09:56:17 PM
This should be good.

I am worried there will be shenanigans because the team match is still to come.
 
2014-03-09 09:57:00 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.


How many wwe title matches have involved a man in a shirt since The rock got his boob reduction? TNA has had many in the last year
 
2014-03-09 09:57:48 PM

robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.


Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.
 
2014-03-09 09:58:22 PM

Canadian Lurker: Well, I can't say TNA is all bad because I haven't shut it off yet. Actually, I'm not really paying attention.
All I know of the talent is Samoa Joe and WWE's other rejects but they keep changing their names.


Bobby Roode.  You are welcome.
 
2014-03-09 09:59:05 PM
It finally struck Taz that a tapout IS a submission.  Whiny nerd voice ENGAGE
 
2014-03-09 09:59:11 PM
Dammit! I was in the bathroom! WHY is the World Title match before the top of the hour?! :-(
 
2014-03-09 09:59:33 PM
I hope Joe wins this match but as others have said from the begging I don't see Dixie dropping the belt yet at this point. I have never been a fan of Magnus I never thought he had any amount of solid moves in the ring and kind of just got propped up by everyone around him.
 
2014-03-09 09:59:40 PM

verbaltoxin: P-Money All $tar: Sbdolan: Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 292x302]

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(


You'r botch prevented me from winning. I havent won in years. This isn't over.

These threads aren't fun anymore.

Is someone really upset over not getting an imaginary belt?


Yeah no shiat. You've never been in a TNA thread unless the regulars to the TNA crap-a-thon have farked you out of a belt at least once.
 
2014-03-09 10:01:23 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.

Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.


Bet he wishes he had a redo on that Umaga offer, lol.
 
2014-03-09 10:03:04 PM
Did Magnus blade himself with his fingernails?
 
2014-03-09 10:03:55 PM

robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.

Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.

Bet he wishes he had a redo on that Umaga offer, lol.


I dont think he could have pulled off that character.  Eddie (I dont know what to call him) was a great Umaga.
 
2014-03-09 10:04:36 PM
Some wussy bladejobs today.  Boooooooooo
 
2014-03-09 10:04:49 PM

robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.

Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.

Bet he wishes he had a redo on that Umaga offer, lol.


No shiat.

But then again, I'm sure Umaga wishes he had a redo on that offer of an 8 Ball for only $100.
 
2014-03-09 10:05:18 PM
Now THIS is where you say someone has thunder thighs, Taz.
 
2014-03-09 10:05:19 PM
Magnus, Muta Scale: 1.0
Samoa Joe, Muta Scale: 0.5
 
2014-03-09 10:05:27 PM

Gunny Highway: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.

Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.

Bet he wishes he had a redo on that Umaga offer, lol.

I dont think he could have pulled off that character.  Eddie (I dont know what to call him) was a great Umaga.


Indeed - he was the right man for that particular job.
 
2014-03-09 10:05:54 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Joe in full fat kid at the pool mode.  Or Geriatric Sting mode, either or.

I wish Joe would take the Bully Ray path and drop a lot of weight. Bully use to be so big in ECW and WWE and part of his TNA existence and slowly over time he has lost it all and got in some solid shape. Joe just looks way out of shape at this point.

Seriously, his buddy Punk needs to tell him to mix in some salads.

Punk and Joe had some great ROH matches and so far Joe is the only one who hasn't made it to the big WWE dance which is kind of sad because Joe does have the talent to be decent plus with WWE's lackluster amount of decent talent these days I think he could do well.

Bet he wishes he had a redo on that Umaga offer, lol.

No shiat.

But then again, I'm sure Umaga wishes he had a redo on that offer of an 8 Ball for only $100.


Mwahaha
 
2014-03-09 10:05:56 PM

my lip balm addiction: verbaltoxin: P-Money All $tar: Sbdolan: Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 292x302]

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(


You'r botch prevented me from winning. I havent won in years. This isn't over.

These threads aren't fun anymore.

Is someone really upset over not getting an imaginary belt?

Yeah no shiat. You've never been in a TNA thread unless the regulars to the TNA crap-a-thon have farked you out of a belt at least once.


have I really been that absentee that no one knows my dumb ass? Never take me serious unless I share pics of me with wrestlers or my boy Brisco.
 
2014-03-09 10:07:58 PM
SHOOTING TAR STUPER SAPELE PRESS!!
 
2014-03-09 10:08:28 PM

verbaltoxin: SHOOTING TAR STUPER SAPELE PRESS!!


Go home verbaltoxin, you're drunk.
 
2014-03-09 10:08:33 PM

Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.



That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(


Well, damn...
 
2014-03-09 10:09:01 PM
So is this going to be a really short PPV or is there another match? Or two?
 
2014-03-09 10:09:23 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: SHOOTING TAR STUPER SAPELE PRESS!!

Go home verbaltoxin, you're drunk.


I am home.
 
2014-03-09 10:09:29 PM
Brock/Taker HIAC this ain't.  Oh doggy.
 
2014-03-09 10:09:35 PM

clintster: Captain Steroid: P-Money All $tar: Super Sabretooth Splash FrankenSteiner.

That is one of the most BLATANT botches I've seen in a long time! >:O

clintster retains the title! >:-(

Well, damn...


Look at it this way:  It's a TNA PPV.  The only way this title should be retained on PPV nights is by a stupid bullshiat DQ finish.
 
2014-03-09 10:10:29 PM

verbaltoxin: The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: SHOOTING TAR STUPER SAPELE PRESS!!

Go home verbaltoxin, you're drunk.

I am home.


Then have some coffee.
 
2014-03-09 10:10:30 PM
*Sigh* What the hell is this?
 
2014-03-09 10:10:30 PM
ZOMBIIIIIES!!! O_O
 
2014-03-09 10:10:51 PM
Um....Joe went to hell
 
2014-03-09 10:10:56 PM
BULLSHIAT chant for a Russorific ending
 
2014-03-09 10:11:06 PM
Damn right start a BULL shiat chant
 
2014-03-09 10:11:14 PM
UGhhhhhhhhh.
 
2014-03-09 10:11:39 PM
<click> good night all
 
2014-03-09 10:12:01 PM
Whoever said they are proud this show hasn't taken a Russo swerve should now be happy because it just did, talk about going off the rail road tracks.
 
2014-03-09 10:12:02 PM
So halfnangians because Joe is back?
 
2014-03-09 10:12:15 PM
Joe went to Hell with Jason and came back, LOL.

Russorific!
 
2014-03-09 10:12:34 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:13:39 PM
Speaking of someone who should loose weight. Abyss and Joe should do a "biggest looser TNA competition" and see who can get in shape the fastest.
 
2014-03-09 10:13:41 PM
Remember when I said the first half was so far, so good?
 
2014-03-09 10:14:19 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: Whoever said they are proud this show hasn't taken a Russo swerve should now be happy because it just did, talk about going off the rail road tracks.


That was me. F*ck. What the hell, TNA?
 
2014-03-09 10:14:24 PM
Remind me. Why the fark do you guys watch this shiat on the regular?
 
2014-03-09 10:14:43 PM
Again, where is the TV title?
 
2014-03-09 10:15:24 PM
I'm glad I'm keeping quiet in this thread because I would just annoy everyone by saying,
"Who's that?" "Who's that?" "Who the hell is that?"
 
2014-03-09 10:15:25 PM

Sbdolan: Again, where is the TV title?


Underneath the ring, or in a Laidlaw receptacle maybe?
 
2014-03-09 10:15:53 PM

verbaltoxin: TheGhostofFarkPast: Whoever said they are proud this show hasn't taken a Russo swerve should now be happy because it just did, talk about going off the rail road tracks.

That was me. F*ck. What the hell, TNA?


GODDAMIT VERBALTOXIN!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!
 
2014-03-09 10:16:04 PM
whatistheexcel.com
 
2014-03-09 10:16:28 PM

my lip balm addiction: Remind me. Why the fark do you guys watch this shiat on the regular?


Because I genuinely hate myself and torture myself with bad wrestling, bad movies, and bad video games under the guise of laughing at it, but really just want to punish myself for being a terrible human being and feel that this is some sort of penance for my bitter, angry behavior.
 
2014-03-09 10:16:40 PM
So, is this worth seeking out in the torrentverse, even if just for teh lulz?

Asking for a friend.
 
2014-03-09 10:16:40 PM

my lip balm addiction: Remind me. Why the fark do you guys watch this shiat on the regular?


I don't watch TNA at all and I watch WWE about every PPV just like I do with TNA. TNA's weekly show about a year to year and half ago was pretty good when they had a roster, now since thinning down they have gone to shiat. WWE has been shiat for awhile so I just watch the PPV's and some of the old stuff on the WWE network like right now the PPV's from 1998-2000.
 
2014-03-09 10:16:44 PM
<whatistheexcel.com
 
2014-03-09 10:17:18 PM

Canadian Lurker: I'm glad I'm keeping quiet in this thread because I would just annoy everyone by saying,
"Who's that?" "Who's that?" "Who the hell is that?"


"How much does dis guy weigh?"
 
2014-03-09 10:17:45 PM
That was just...why would they do that? Why won't they learn?
 
2014-03-09 10:17:47 PM
Jesus, a clean finish for a main event would be nice...I hope Keith and Jarrett bury this farce..
 
2014-03-09 10:17:51 PM
So was the whole 3 year joeseph park angle just leading to Abyss not wearing a mask?
 
2014-03-09 10:17:54 PM

my lip balm addiction: Remind me. Why the fark do you guys watch this shiat on the regular?


They have been building their stories really well but the payoffs have been less than desirable.

I watch because it is wrestling and I like wrestling.

Canadian Lurker: I'm glad I'm keeping quiet in this thread because I would just annoy everyone by saying,
"Who's that?" "Who's that?" "Who the hell is that?"


That was Joseph Park's brother.
 
2014-03-09 10:17:59 PM

clintster: So, is this worth seeking out in the torrentverse, even if just for teh lulz?

Asking for a friend.


Sounds like your "friend" should watch the first half, then stay far away from the second half so far.
 
2014-03-09 10:20:18 PM

verbaltoxin: That was just...why would they do that? Why won't they learn?


writtenbyjohntimmons.com

Forget it, verbaltoxin, it's TNA.
 
2014-03-09 10:20:22 PM

Sbdolan: So was the whole 3 year joeseph park angle just leading to Abyss not wearing a mask?


It lead to Eric Young convincing Joseph Park he was Abyss. So Abyss thanked him by beating the hell out of him.

Abyss is the sh*ttiest character and I hate that they brought him back. He should've stayed as Joseph Park forever.
 
2014-03-09 10:20:27 PM
GAAAAAH! STUPID INTERNET!

Don't know how much longer I'll be online, but... MY NEIGHBOR'S INTERNET PROVIDER IS GONNA CATCH S**T FROM ME TOMORROW!!! i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:21:55 PM

hotrod2001: Jesus, a clean finish for a main event would be nice...I hope Keith and Jarrett bury this farce..


Dixie's ace in the hole is from NY?  Maybe it is an Ace and Eight in the hole from Hells Kitchen.
 
2014-03-09 10:21:59 PM
And this next match will have Willow and probably some other bullsh*t.

It's true. The ppv era in wrestling is dead. And TNA helped kill it.

/The WWE Network fired the first shot, though.
 
2014-03-09 10:22:25 PM

Captain Steroid: GAAAAAH! STUPID INTERNET!

Don't know how much longer I'll be online, but... MY NEIGHBOR'S INTERNET PROVIDER IS GONNA CATCH S**T FROM ME TOMORROW!!! [i1182.photobucket.com image 35x35]


I.... um...

All right then.  Stay gold, Pony Boy.
 
2014-03-09 10:22:33 PM
Isn't Jeff Hardy supposed to be Willow now?  Or are we doing a Bryan Pillman/Yellow Dog motif?
 
2014-03-09 10:22:35 PM
Willow HEEL TURN SWERVE!!!11 in 30:00, 29:59, 29:58...
 
2014-03-09 10:23:20 PM

Gunny Highway: hotrod2001: Jesus, a clean finish for a main event would be nice...I hope Keith and Jarrett bury this farce..

Dixie's ace in the hole is from NY?  Maybe it is an Ace and Eight in the hole from Hells Kitchen.


Didn't we already do a story where Bad Influence accused AJ Styles of being the ace in Dixie's hole?
 
2014-03-09 10:23:41 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:24:24 PM
LOL....people getting a paycheck in TNA...sure Tenay....whatever
 
2014-03-09 10:24:49 PM

verbaltoxin: Sbdolan: So was the whole 3 year joeseph park angle just leading to Abyss not wearing a mask?

It lead to Eric Young convincing Joseph Park he was Abyss. So Abyss thanked him by beating the hell out of him.

Abyss is the sh*ttiest character and I hate that they brought him back. He should've stayed as Joseph Park forever.


I am not an Abyss fan either.  I was so blown away by the Joe Park character.
 
2014-03-09 10:24:57 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:25:40 PM
I'm also watching ParaNorman. Watching that scene when he finds out who the witch is, and what happened to her.

Them feels, bro. I got 'em.
 
2014-03-09 10:26:19 PM

hotrod2001: Isn't Jeff Hardy supposed to be Willow now?  Or are we doing a Bryan Pillman/Yellow Dog motif?


24.media.tumblr.com

It is all I want.  And WILLLLOWWWWWWW floating to the ring with a parasol.
 
2014-03-09 10:27:07 PM

verbaltoxin: And this next match will have Willow and probably some other bullsh*t.

It's true. The ppv era in wrestling is dead. And TNA helped kill it.

/The WWE Network fired the first shot, though.


Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?
 
2014-03-09 10:27:43 PM
Dozed off, just now woke up, and don't really care as to what I missed.  From the comments I've read, not much.
 
2014-03-09 10:28:28 PM
Yeah, I'm liking the Bully Ray theory here.
 
2014-03-09 10:29:13 PM

Captain Steroid: GAAAAAH! STUPID INTERNET!

Don't know how much longer I'll be online, but... MY NEIGHBOR'S INTERNET PROVIDER IS GONNA CATCH S**T FROM ME TOMORROW!!! [i1182.photobucket.com image 35x35]


May...may I steal that little dude?
 
2014-03-09 10:29:34 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: And this next match will have Willow and probably some other bullsh*t.

It's true. The ppv era in wrestling is dead. And TNA helped kill it.

/The WWE Network fired the first shot, though.

Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?


I love the NXT show but I hate that it is on the Network.
 
2014-03-09 10:29:35 PM

robsul82: Yeah, I'm liking the Bully Ray theory here.


what theory is that?
 
2014-03-09 10:29:37 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: And this next match will have Willow and probably some other bullsh*t.

It's true. The ppv era in wrestling is dead. And TNA helped kill it.

/The WWE Network fired the first shot, though.

Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?


I've got this feeling that North American wrestling is going to go back to smaller territories eventually.
 
2014-03-09 10:30:03 PM
 
2014-03-09 10:30:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-09 10:30:45 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Yeah, I'm liking the Bully Ray theory here.

what theory is that?


Dixie said earlier she has an ace in the hole from New York.  I'm too lazy to scroll up and properly credit the Farker who thought it first, lol, but Bully was in the Aces and 0.8s and loves to exclaim he's from NOO YAWK CITAAAAAAY.
 
2014-03-09 10:31:23 PM

Gunny Highway: hotrod2001: Isn't Jeff Hardy supposed to be Willow now?  Or are we doing a Bryan Pillman/Yellow Dog motif?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

It is all I want.  And WILLLLOWWWWWWW floating to the ring with a parasol.


I would NEVER wish what happened to Owen Hart to happen to any other performer.

...

... not named Orton. >_>
 
2014-03-09 10:31:29 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?


The ppv payday issue affects the main event roster too, and WWE hasn't really come up with a solution, or at least I'm not aware (I get the same dirt sheet news as everyone else, so...).

Frankly I think they need to focus on house show gates. Get them back up. Make them matter. Make it a big deal to see your favorite wrestler in person. Cut local market promos again. Make it seem like anything could happen at a live event, so if you want to see it, you have to be there.

WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.
 
2014-03-09 10:32:17 PM

clintster: The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: And this next match will have Willow and probably some other bullsh*t.

It's true. The ppv era in wrestling is dead. And TNA helped kill it.

/The WWE Network fired the first shot, though.

Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?

I've got this feeling that North American wrestling is going to go back to smaller territories eventually.


It is happening.  Midwest has AIW/AAW, West Coast has PWG, East Coast has Chikara, Florida has NXT.

I am sure there are big promotion I dont know about/not thinking of.
 
2014-03-09 10:34:01 PM

robsul82: TheGhostofFarkPast: robsul82: Yeah, I'm liking the Bully Ray theory here.

what theory is that?

Dixie said earlier she has an ace in the hole from New York.  I'm too lazy to scroll up and properly credit the Farker who thought it first, lol, but Bully was in the Aces and 0.8s and loves to exclaim he's from NOO YAWK CITAAAAAAY.


Ah that makes sense. I muted Dixie when she came on before because he is beyond annoying and has no ability to carrier the mic.
 
2014-03-09 10:34:22 PM

verbaltoxin: The_Y2P_Problem: Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?

The ppv payday issue affects the main event roster too, and WWE hasn't really come up with a solution, or at least I'm not aware (I get the same dirt sheet news as everyone else, so...).

Frankly I think they need to focus on house show gates. Get them back up. Make them matter. Make it a big deal to see your favorite wrestler in person. Cut local market promos again. Make it seem like anything could happen at a live event, so if you want to see it, you have to be there.

WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.


I'm sure everyone will love their $1.33 PPV checks from this event
 
2014-03-09 10:35:39 PM

verbaltoxin: WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.


Pisses me of that they put NXT on Thursday nights.  Remember Vince's "why would you intentionally try to hurt your competition" stuff when Nitro debuted on Monday nights?  farking Vince.
 
2014-03-09 10:36:21 PM
I know Aries would get swallowed up because of his size, but he needs a promotion so bad, lol.
 
2014-03-09 10:36:55 PM

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.

Pisses me of that they put NXT on Thursday nights.  Remember Vince's "why would you intentionally try to hurt your competition" stuff when Nitro debuted on Monday nights?  farking Vince.


TNA's not competition in his eyes, allegedly.  Plus, isn't NXT earlier in the evening?
 
2014-03-09 10:37:26 PM

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.

Pisses me of that they put NXT on Thursday nights.  Remember Vince's "why would you intentionally try to hurt your competition" stuff when Nitro debuted on Monday nights?  farking Vince.


Vince is SO full of shiat. He's the one who started booking his shows in other people's territory in the first place.
 
2014-03-09 10:37:44 PM
The Wolves are awesome. Damn
 
2014-03-09 10:37:51 PM

Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.

Pisses me of that they put NXT on Thursday nights.  Remember Vince's "why would you intentionally try to hurt your competition" stuff when Nitro debuted on Monday nights?  farking Vince.


Well when a competitor comes around with the intent of putting your father's business in the same category as Enron and Montgomery Ward you go for blood.
 
2014-03-09 10:37:56 PM

robsul82: I know Aries would get swallowed up because of his size, but he needs a promotion so bad, lol.


He needs a growth spurt first.  Isn't he smaller than Danielson?
 
2014-03-09 10:38:11 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:39:35 PM

verbaltoxin: Sbdolan: So was the whole 3 year joeseph park angle just leading to Abyss not wearing a mask?

It lead to Eric Young convincing Joseph Park he was Abyss. So Abyss thanked him by beating the hell out of him.

Abyss is the sh*ttiest character and I hate that they brought him back. He should've stayed as Joseph Park forever.


Chris is from Lakewood ohio. Same as Dolph, close to the Miz's hometown Parma. I lived in lakewood, but didnt go to highschool with either of them
 
2014-03-09 10:39:52 PM

hotrod2001: Gunny Highway: verbaltoxin: WWE won't bother doing this because they don't have to. But TNA needs to take these kinds of risks, because clearly even 4 ppv's a year is a waste.

Pisses me of that they put NXT on Thursday nights.  Remember Vince's "why would you intentionally try to hurt your competition" stuff when Nitro debuted on Monday nights?  farking Vince.

Well when a competitor comes around with the intent of putting your father's business in the same category as Enron and Montgomery Ward you go for blood.


Yes, but when said "competitor" is TNA, any threat of destruction comes across like the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
 
2014-03-09 10:39:55 PM
Bobby Roo playing the role of HHH tonight i see
 
2014-03-09 10:40:27 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:40:39 PM
Oh God, here we go.
 
2014-03-09 10:40:59 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
 
2014-03-09 10:41:33 PM
He looks like a Jushin "Thunder" Liger rip-off! -_-
 
2014-03-09 10:41:35 PM
You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.
 
2014-03-09 10:41:39 PM
Was that the Umbrella Corporation logo in Willow's entrance video?
 
2014-03-09 10:42:05 PM

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 475x331]


That reminds me... Didn't MVP have a feud with Jeffykins in WWE where MVP made fun of Jeff's meth lab trailer exploding and killing his dog?
 
2014-03-09 10:42:35 PM

hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.


to much work for TNA.
 
2014-03-09 10:43:00 PM
So they're NOT going to pretend they have no idea who Willow is, that's good.

Yep, it's Bully.
 
2014-03-09 10:43:02 PM
Every time I look at the screen, there's more people in the ring.
 
2014-03-09 10:43:18 PM

Captain Steroid: He looks like a Jushin "Thunder" Liger rip-off! -_-


It is a wicked old Jeff Hardy gimmick.

hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.


Not the point.
 
2014-03-09 10:43:37 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

Get out yo' TWITTAH' MACHINES! XD
 
2014-03-09 10:43:37 PM
I smell another swerve...
 
2014-03-09 10:44:17 PM

hotrod2001: I smell another swerve...


Someone fire up the Russo Machine.
 
2014-03-09 10:44:18 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 475x331]

That reminds me... Didn't MVP have a feud with Jeffykins in WWE where MVP made fun of Jeff's meth lab trailer exploding and killing his dog?


... I thought that was Punk. o_o'
 
2014-03-09 10:45:34 PM
Just watched the climax to ParaNorman. Damn dust, getting in my eyes and sh*t.
 
2014-03-09 10:45:53 PM
This is farking nuts hahaha.
 
2014-03-09 10:47:12 PM

TheGhostofFarkPast: hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.

to much work for TNA.


No, that's part of the gag.  It's a longstanding tradition that the mystery character is so obviously the person who is supposed to be fired/suspended/whatever, but the heel can't prove it despite their best efforts.

Such as:

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.kayfabenews.com
 
2014-03-09 10:47:33 PM
I watched the Cosmos premiere tonight. It was absolutely amazing. Now I'll stick around to watch the ending of the ppv.
 
2014-03-09 10:47:35 PM
Holy shiat...Aries is dead~!
 
2014-03-09 10:48:39 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: TheGhostofFarkPast: hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.

to much work for TNA.

No, that's part of the gag.  It's a longstanding tradition that the mystery character is so obviously the person who is supposed to be fired/suspended/whatever, but the heel can't prove it despite their best efforts.

Such as:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 267x320]

[www.kayfabenews.com image 600x600]


Don't forget Stagger Lee/JYD.
 
2014-03-09 10:49:51 PM
BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
 
2014-03-09 10:50:03 PM
DAVIE'S DEAD! ;_;
 
2014-03-09 10:50:07 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: TheGhostofFarkPast: hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.

to much work for TNA.

No, that's part of the gag.  It's a longstanding tradition that the mystery character is so obviously the person who is supposed to be fired/suspended/whatever, but the heel can't prove it despite their best efforts.

Such as:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 267x320]

[www.kayfabenews.com image 600x600]


3.bp.blogspot.com

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-09 10:50:53 PM

verbaltoxin: The_Y2P_Problem: TheGhostofFarkPast: hotrod2001: You could have at least covered up the tattoos to make it somewhat of a mystery.

to much work for TNA.

No, that's part of the gag.  It's a longstanding tradition that the mystery character is so obviously the person who is supposed to be fired/suspended/whatever, but the heel can't prove it despite their best efforts.

Such as:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 267x320]

[www.kayfabenews.com image 600x600]

Don't forget Stagger Lee/JYD.


i3.minus.com
 
2014-03-09 10:50:59 PM
That dragon tattoo looks familiar. :P
 
2014-03-09 10:51:05 PM
www.wwe.com

Hmmm...

All right, how about this?  We got this power struggle going on with everyone fighting for their own interests, you got Jeff Hardy under a mask as this farking Willow guy right?  Right.
So here's the plan...

We have a clean straight up finish where the good guys win and Dixie goes away since she ain't doing shiat for us.

AND THAT'S THE ULTIMATE SWERVE!

All the farking marks will be like "Oh, what bullshiat are we gonna get this time?   We just got farking Abyss Park screwing over Joe, we're gonna get soem bullshiat here too" and I'll be all like SWERVE!  REAL FINISH!  And everyone's minds will be farking BLOWN!

Of course, then MVP turns heel on Impact and brings Dixie back as his partner and lover and we get a year of Magnus winning by interference.

What do you think?

www.onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
2014-03-09 10:51:08 PM
This is actually pretty nasty match.
 
2014-03-09 10:52:47 PM
TEAM MVP WINS!
 
2014-03-09 10:52:48 PM
SWERVE!!!!11
 
2014-03-09 10:53:00 PM
Wow...totally did not see that coming...
 
2014-03-09 10:53:07 PM
Roode v Bubba sounds awesome.  I am excited.
 
2014-03-09 10:54:11 PM

hotrod2001: Wow...totally did not see that coming...


Chaotic neutral = Bully Ray
 
2014-03-09 10:54:53 PM
Hey Spud....time to meet a table
 
2014-03-09 10:55:33 PM
So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?
 
2014-03-09 10:55:39 PM
Time for that unused table to get used.
 
2014-03-09 10:56:12 PM
TAAAAAAABLEEEEEEEE!!! :D
 
2014-03-09 10:57:01 PM

verbaltoxin: So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?


SWERVE!!!11
 
2014-03-09 10:58:36 PM

verbaltoxin: So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?


Ha!  Well, at least Bully is back.
 
2014-03-09 10:59:24 PM

robsul82: verbaltoxin: So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?

SWERVE!!!11


In hindsight, that wasn't a very good plan. :P

See you guys later! :D

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 10:59:38 PM
Overall an okay ppv. Just a few duds and one Russo moment. That's good for TNA. It's average for any ppv.

Willow hasn't cut a promo yet, so I'll wait and see what happens there.

Dixie is a horrible actor and should not be on TV. So I really hope this is the end of her on-air involvement, but I doubt it.

Match of the night belongs to the Knockouts.

And of course, the Great Muta. I don't know why TNA didn't advertise his appearance. He hasn't wrestled on a US show in many years.
 
2014-03-09 10:59:55 PM

verbaltoxin: So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?


To be fair, I think everyone in TNA has tried to take over the company at some point in time.
 
2014-03-09 11:01:06 PM
CM Punk will be on Talking Dead next Sunday. Seriously this is better news than most of this PPV
 
2014-03-09 11:01:16 PM

verbaltoxin: Dixie is a horrible actor and should not be on TV. So I really hope this is the end of her on-air involvement, but I doubt it


I really think she needs to go away for a bit.  The AJ/Dixie thing showed that she could not make people care about AJ Styles return to save TNA.

/AJ's mic skills didnt help
 
2014-03-09 11:01:39 PM
Okay, that was interesting.
Now I shall look for some WWE because for reason, I feel dirty.
 
2014-03-09 11:03:50 PM

eagles95: CM Punk will be on Talking Dead next Sunday. Seriously this is better news than most of this PPV


And he is just going to talk about zombies.
 
2014-03-09 11:05:27 PM

Gunny Highway: eagles95: CM Punk will be on Talking Dead next Sunday. Seriously this is better news than most of this PPV

And he is just going to talk about zombies.


You know, he could talk about playing Halo 4 in his apartment all day at this point, I just want to see that the mothafarker's alive and well.
 
2014-03-09 11:05:47 PM

Canadian Lurker: Okay, that was interesting.
Now I shall look for some WWE because for reason, I feel dirty.


I hope you arent looking for a stories shower....
 
2014-03-09 11:10:28 PM

clintster: Gunny Highway: eagles95: CM Punk will be on Talking Dead next Sunday. Seriously this is better news than most of this PPV

And he is just going to talk about zombies.

You know, he could talk about playing Halo 4 in his apartment all day at this point, I just want to see that the mothafarker's alive and well.


I think the guy is really enjoying himself right now.  I do think he misses going to Blackhawk's games though.
 
2014-03-09 11:10:44 PM

Gunny Highway: Canadian Lurker: Okay, that was interesting.
Now I shall look for some WWE because for reason, I feel dirty.

I hope you arent looking for a stories shower....


Sorry, i'm not in the mood to write a Fuddfiction tonight.  Maybe tomorrow if I'm not too tired.
 
2014-03-09 11:18:26 PM
Maybe this means Dixie's written herself out of the story?  That would be a step in the right direction.
 
2014-03-09 11:20:21 PM

hotrod2001: Maybe this means Dixie's written herself out of the story?  That would be a step in the right direction.


I give it three months tops before she finds a way back on TV.  The story just started, really.  She had three months of being evil, then got usurped.  They have more to this.
 
2014-03-09 11:56:10 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: hotrod2001: Maybe this means Dixie's written herself out of the story?  That would be a step in the right direction.

I give it three months tops before she finds a way back on TV.  The story just started, really.  She had three months of being evil, then got usurped.  They have more to this.


Is it too much to ask for stories that don't revolve around some evil ownership/general manager angle?  Why can't we just have a promotion focused on athleticism?  Why can't two guys hate each other and be in a feud without swerves and overbooking?  This isn't like writing a Nolan film, just keep it simple and make the fans happy.
 
2014-03-10 05:44:18 AM

clintster: The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: And this next match will have Willow and probably some other bullsh*t.

It's true. The ppv era in wrestling is dead. And TNA helped kill it.

/The WWE Network fired the first shot, though.

Have you heard the reports about HHH's speech to the NXT locker room?  That there's going to be less call ups from NXT due to the Network showing NXT, but it's going to be presented as more of a pure wrestling show?  How the fark is that incentive for someone making a developmental contract, unless they give everyone an appropriate pay boost?  and what about PPV paydays?

I've got this feeling that North American wrestling is going to go back to smaller territories eventually.


I'm okay with this.
 
2014-03-10 08:31:41 AM

hotrod2001: The_Y2P_Problem: hotrod2001: Maybe this means Dixie's written herself out of the story?  That would be a step in the right direction.

I give it three months tops before she finds a way back on TV.  The story just started, really.  She had three months of being evil, then got usurped.  They have more to this.

Is it too much to ask for stories that don't revolve around some evil ownership/general manager angle?  Why can't we just have a promotion focused on athleticism?  Why can't two guys hate each other and be in a feud without swerves and overbooking?  This isn't like writing a Nolan film, just keep it simple and make the fans happy.


Maybe that isnt what a majority of fans want.  I dont know.
 
2014-03-10 11:21:55 AM

hotrod2001: Is it too much to ask for stories that don't revolve around some evil ownership/general manager angle? Why can't we just have a promotion focused on athleticism? Why can't two guys hate each other and be in a feud without swerves and overbooking? This isn't like writing a Nolan film, just keep it simple and make the fans happy.


I don't know. TNA though has literally been doing this storyline since they started. Every top heel has had a faction. Every authority figure has been corrupt. Every top storyline has been about either the corrupt authority figure trying to ruin TNA, or the top heel seeking that authority so they could dominate it.

We at least know a time in WWE where this wasn't the case. TNA has never had a time without this, and it's never worked either.

TNA is a private company. There's only one authority and it's Dixie Carter. Everybody knows that. There's no hook to a storyline so lacking in versimilitude.

It's the primary thing which holds TNA back these days. There's no more Bischoff, Hogan, Russo, or Jarrett to blame.
 
2014-03-10 01:04:18 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?

To be fair, I think everyone in TNA has tried to take over the company at some point in time.


To be fair, I'm considering taking it over next month.
 
2014-03-10 02:19:18 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?

To be fair, I think everyone in TNA has tried to take over the company at some point in time.

To be fair, I'm considering taking it over next month.


Get your own pal! I plan on gaining control, firing all the male wrestlers, doubling the female roster and renaming the whole thing Knockouts Wrestling Alliance... MWHAHAHAHA!!!
 
2014-03-10 04:20:02 PM

ShiningWizard: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?

To be fair, I think everyone in TNA has tried to take over the company at some point in time.

To be fair, I'm considering taking it over next month.

Get your own pal! I plan on gaining control, firing all the male wrestlers, doubling the female roster and renaming the whole thing Knockouts Wrestling Alliance... MWHAHAHAHA!!!


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-10 04:27:54 PM

ShiningWizard: Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: The_Y2P_Problem: verbaltoxin: So Dixie's plan to stop the guy trying to take over her company was to trust the guy who tried to take over her company last year?

To be fair, I think everyone in TNA has tried to take over the company at some point in time.

To be fair, I'm considering taking it over next month.

Get your own pal! I plan on gaining control, firing all the male wrestlers, doubling the female roster and renaming the whole thing Knockouts Wrestling Alliance... MWHAHAHAHA!!!


That's fine.  A week later, I'll take over the company with the help of my moles in your organization.

whatistheexcel.com

www.wwe.com

www.wwe.com

You'll never see them coming!
 
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