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(New York Daily News)   Few show up to approach "nervous and actually a little scared" George Zimmerman at Florida gun show. Obviously, since everybody there knew that Zimmerman being nervous and scared usually ends in him shooting somebody   (nydailynews.com) divider line 200
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2014-03-09 02:21:14 PM  
unlike the normal amount of "people getting shot" that normally goes on at gun shows
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/01/26/1500431/for-the-sixth-ti me -in-one-week-man-shot-at-gun-show/

but forget about all that, guns make us safer!

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-09 03:37:15 PM  
Zimmerman must be some kind of masochist to keep showing up like this.
 
2014-03-09 03:39:57 PM  
Sooner or later, this will end badly.
 
2014-03-09 03:40:20 PM  

Xaxor: Zimmerman must be some kind of masochist to keep showing up like this.


He's trying to become a professional celebrity, and he's apparently too stupid to realize it's not going to happen.
 
Boe
2014-03-09 03:40:32 PM  

Xaxor: Zimmerman must be some kind of masochist to keep showing up like this.


He's not a masochist.  He's a vile little shiat trying to make a buck off of killing another human being.
 
2014-03-09 03:43:08 PM  
I'd like to meet George Zimmerman so I could stand my ground with extreme prejudice.
 
2014-03-09 03:44:58 PM  
Trying too hard, subby. We all know who Zimmerman is and what he's famous for. "Can't imagine why" would've done just fine as the second sentence.
 
2014-03-09 03:45:01 PM  
White people problems.
 
2014-03-09 03:45:12 PM  

Xaxor: Zimmerman must be some kind of masochist to keep showing up like this.


I was thinking narcissist.
 
2014-03-09 03:46:23 PM  
So has the gun-nut Zimmerman(or anyone) shown their official U.S.A. 'well organized' Militia card?

/Can't have your second amendment without being in a sanctioned militia that is protecting the U.S.A. from the British
//Second amendment has been abolished. U.S.A. standing military says so.
 
2014-03-09 03:46:45 PM  

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newviewbetteryou.com

 
2014-03-09 03:46:45 PM  
I would have thought for sure he'd put out a tip jar.  I shiat you not, at a Back to the 50's car show a few years back it was $20 bucks for an autograph pic of the Fonz another $20 to get a pic snapped of the two of you together.  He also flat out said as he was being announced that he wanted to be referred to as a children's writer and he hates motorcycles.
/take the $20 so I can have an interesting conversation piece you grumpy old man
 
2014-03-09 03:48:14 PM  
So Kel-Tec isn't hiring him?
"Our cheap overpriced crap worked at least once.."
 
2014-03-09 03:48:42 PM  
Mm. Delicious delicious butthurt. Moar please, your anger is making me a hard as a diamond right now.
 
2014-03-09 03:49:11 PM  
wild pig thread?

wild pig thread.
 
2014-03-09 03:50:05 PM  
Ooh. A Zimmerman thread. Don't we all have to....
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/that could mean a lot of different things...
 
2014-03-09 03:50:07 PM  

sheep snorter: So has the gun-nut Zimmerman(or anyone) shown their official U.S.A. 'well organized' Militia card?

/Can't have your second amendment without being in a sanctioned militia that is protecting the U.S.A. from the British
//Second amendment has been abolished. U.S.A. standing military says so.


0/10

www.tc3.edu
 
2014-03-09 03:50:52 PM  
He just needs to fade away.  It would however be meme worthy to get some sad george pics.  Surly that much suckage in life would have to create a few sad looks from time to time.
 
2014-03-09 03:52:10 PM  

Elegy: Mm. Delicious delicious butt


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-03-09 03:52:22 PM  
So, they get this guy.  He's known to be pretty laughable to start with.  His only claim to "fame" is that he shot a kid, and lots of people think he committed murder and got away with it.  He keeps getting arrested for being a pathetic, crappy-gun-waving, domestic-abusing douchebag.  He sells plagiarized clip art prints as "paintings" on ebay.

So they have this guy, this noted habitual loser, hiding in a back office, in an administrative area, off to the side of the gun show.  And they wonder why only a few people got autographs from him.

Huh.  Can't think why.
 
2014-03-09 03:54:47 PM  
As much as I like going to gunshows; you couldn't pay me enough to meet the Zimm zamm. He's an idiot, and liable to get shot some day.
 
2014-03-09 03:55:57 PM  

Revek: He just needs to fade away.  It would however be meme worthy to get some sad george pics.  Surly that much suckage in life would have to create a few sad looks from time to time.


I'm sure somebody will shop his head onto RON PAUL's in that sitting in an empty room picture.
 
2014-03-09 03:57:49 PM  

drew46n2: unlike the normal amount of "people getting shot" that normally goes on at gun shows
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/01/26/1500431/for-the-sixth-ti me -in-one-week-man-shot-at-gun-show/

but forget about all that, guns make us safer!

[img.fark.net image 847x778]


Wait, not only do guns animate and shoot people on their own, but now they are self aware, talk to you and and control your mind like a 1st edition D&D high ego magic sword?  Oh, what a brave new world we live in.  I need some pearls to clutch!
 
2014-03-09 03:58:41 PM  
Did OJ do meet-and-greets after his acquittal? I can't wrap my head around wanting to meet a killer.
 
2014-03-09 04:00:52 PM  

Farker Soze: drew46n2: unlike the normal amount of "people getting shot" that normally goes on at gun shows
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/01/26/1500431/for-the-sixth-ti me -in-one-week-man-shot-at-gun-show/

but forget about all that, guns make us safer!

[img.fark.net image 847x778]

Wait, not only do guns animate and shoot people on their own, but now they are self aware, talk to you and and control your mind like a 1st edition D&D high ego magic sword?  Oh, what a brave new world we live in.  I need some pearls to clutch!


Nope, but it makes doughy, pasty white guys into fake bad asses. This is a BAD THING, because a certain percentage of that demographic is very, very concerned about taking 'Merkah back from the evildoers.
 
2014-03-09 04:02:35 PM  

Chinchillazilla: Did OJ do meet-and-greets after his acquittal? I can't wrap my head around wanting to meet a killer.


I think he tried to cash in, but couldn't really because any money he made would go to the Goldman's because the Juice lost the civil suit.
 
2014-03-09 04:03:42 PM  

MFAWG: Farker Soze: drew46n2: unlike the normal amount of "people getting shot" that normally goes on at gun shows
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/01/26/1500431/for-the-sixth-ti me -in-one-week-man-shot-at-gun-show/

but forget about all that, guns make us safer!

[img.fark.net image 847x778]

Wait, not only do guns animate and shoot people on their own, but now they are self aware, talk to you and and control your mind like a 1st edition D&D high ego magic sword?  Oh, what a brave new world we live in.  I need some pearls to clutch!

Nope, but it makes doughy, pasty white guys into fake bad asses. This is a BAD THING, because a certain percentage of that demographic is very, very concerned about taking 'Merkah back from the evildoers.


GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS NOT A WHITE MAN.

 
2014-03-09 04:04:24 PM  

Farker Soze: drew46n2: unlike the normal amount of "people getting shot" that normally goes on at gun shows
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/01/26/1500431/for-the-sixth-ti me -in-one-week-man-shot-at-gun-show/

but forget about all that, guns make us safer!

[img.fark.net image 847x778]

Wait, not only do guns animate and shoot people on their own, but now they are self aware, talk to you and and control your mind like a 1st edition D&D high ego magic sword?  Oh, what a brave new world we live in.  I need some pearls to clutch!


Wait, so not only does that cat eat lasagna, but he walks on two legs and can somehow differentiate between the days of the week? No, no, nothing about this adds up at all!
 
2014-03-09 04:04:59 PM  

ransack.: MFAWG: Farker Soze: drew46n2: unlike the normal amount of "people getting shot" that normally goes on at gun shows
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/01/26/1500431/for-the-sixth-ti me -in-one-week-man-shot-at-gun-show/

but forget about all that, guns make us safer!

[img.fark.net image 847x778]

Wait, not only do guns animate and shoot people on their own, but now they are self aware, talk to you and and control your mind like a 1st edition D&D high ego magic sword?  Oh, what a brave new world we live in.  I need some pearls to clutch!

Nope, but it makes doughy, pasty white guys into fake bad asses. This is a BAD THING, because a certain percentage of that demographic is very, very concerned about taking 'Merkah back from the evildoers.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS NOT A WHITE MAN.


Which has nothing to do with what I said.
 
2014-03-09 04:07:34 PM  
Subby, just Fark you.

He was found innocent.

Fark you already.
 
2014-03-09 04:07:42 PM  

Chinchillazilla: Did OJ do meet-and-greets after his acquittal? I can't wrap my head around wanting to meet a killer.


He was doing some autograph signing tours, but he was doing those regularly before his legal troubles, and continued on with what he was doing, because besides him being infamous for being acquitted, there was another reason why people wanted his autograph.
 
2014-03-09 04:10:05 PM  

MFAWG: ransack.: MFAWG: Farker Soze: drew46n2: unlike the normal amount of "people getting shot" that normally goes on at gun shows
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/01/26/1500431/for-the-sixth-ti me -in-one-week-man-shot-at-gun-show/

but forget about all that, guns make us safer!

[img.fark.net image 847x778]

Wait, not only do guns animate and shoot people on their own, but now they are self aware, talk to you and and control your mind like a 1st edition D&D high ego magic sword?  Oh, what a brave new world we live in.  I need some pearls to clutch!

Nope, but it makes doughy, pasty white guys into fake bad asses. This is a BAD THING, because a certain percentage of that demographic is very, very concerned about taking 'Merkah back from the evildoers.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS NOT A WHITE MAN.

Which has nothing to do with what I said.


So that means your statement "Nope, but it makes doughy, pasty white guys into fake bad asses" has absolutely nothing to do with GZ and came out of clear left field?
 
2014-03-09 04:12:31 PM  

you are a puppet: Farker Soze: drew46n2: unlike the normal amount of "people getting shot" that normally goes on at gun shows
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/01/26/1500431/for-the-sixth-ti me -in-one-week-man-shot-at-gun-show/

but forget about all that, guns make us safer!

[img.fark.net image 847x778]

Wait, not only do guns animate and shoot people on their own, but now they are self aware, talk to you and and control your mind like a 1st edition D&D high ego magic sword?  Oh, what a brave new world we live in.  I need some pearls to clutch!

Wait, so not only does that cat eat lasagna, but he walks on two legs and can somehow differentiate between the days of the week? No, no, nothing about this adds up at all!


Do they ever mention where Jon works?  He's always taking off for somewhere or another and leaving the animals alone, so he seems to have a job.  I think he works in a lab doing unethical genetic splicing, where he stole and brought home a super-cat to be his pet.  It all adds up to me.
 
2014-03-09 04:13:21 PM  

ongbok: Chinchillazilla: Did OJ do meet-and-greets after his acquittal? I can't wrap my head around wanting to meet a killer.

He was doing some autograph signing tours, but he was doing those regularly before his legal troubles, and continued on with what he was doing, because besides him being infamous for being acquitted, there was another reason why people wanted his autograph.


Oh, right. I was about five when the trial happened, so he's really just always been that guy who got away with murder to me. I often forget that he was famous before.
 
2014-03-09 04:13:23 PM  

ransack.: MFAWG: ransack.: MFAWG: Farker Soze: drew46n2: unlike the normal amount of "people getting shot" that normally goes on at gun shows
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/01/26/1500431/for-the-sixth-ti me -in-one-week-man-shot-at-gun-show/

but forget about all that, guns make us safer!

[img.fark.net image 847x778]

Wait, not only do guns animate and shoot people on their own, but now they are self aware, talk to you and and control your mind like a 1st edition D&D high ego magic sword?  Oh, what a brave new world we live in.  I need some pearls to clutch!

Nope, but it makes doughy, pasty white guys into fake bad asses. This is a BAD THING, because a certain percentage of that demographic is very, very concerned about taking 'Merkah back from the evildoers.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS NOT A WHITE MAN.

Which has nothing to do with what I said.

So that means your statement "Nope, but it makes doughy, pasty white guys into fake bad asses" has absolutely nothing to do with GZ and came out of clear left field?


Jewish Mexicans can be doughy, pasty white guys.  It's real to him.
 
2014-03-09 04:14:22 PM  

GDubDub: Subby, just Fark you.

He was found innocent.

Fark you already.


George Zimmerman isn't going to sleep with you.
 
2014-03-09 04:15:13 PM  
"Trayvon Martin's reclusive killer... "

He's in the news an awful lot for a recluse.
 
2014-03-09 04:18:53 PM  

ransack.: MFAWG: Farker Soze: drew46n2: unlike the normal amount of "people getting shot" that normally goes on at gun shows
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2013/01/26/1500431/for-the-sixth-ti me -in-one-week-man-shot-at-gun-show/

but forget about all that, guns make us safer!

[img.fark.net image 847x778]

Wait, not only do guns animate and shoot people on their own, but now they are self aware, talk to you and and control your mind like a 1st edition D&D high ego magic sword?  Oh, what a brave new world we live in.  I need some pearls to clutch!

Nope, but it makes doughy, pasty white guys into fake bad asses. This is a BAD THING, because a certain percentage of that demographic is very, very concerned about taking 'Merkah back from the evildoers.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS NOT A WHITE MAN.


Says you. You wanted him now you get to keep him.
 
2014-03-09 04:20:22 PM  

Farker Soze: Do they ever mention where Jon works? He's always taking off for somewhere or another and leaving the animals alone, so he seems to have a job. I think he works in a lab doing unethical genetic splicing, where he stole and brought home a super-cat to be his pet. It all adds up to me.


Way back when the strip first started, he was a cartoonist who worked out of his home. No idea how many years now it's been since the topic came up.
 
2014-03-09 04:24:44 PM  

GDubDub: Subby, just Fark you.

He was found innocent.

Fark you already.


He was found not guilty.

That's not the same thing.
 
2014-03-09 04:25:09 PM  

ransack.: GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS NOT A WHITE MAN.


That is apparently very, very important to you.
 
2014-03-09 04:25:09 PM  

geoduck42: Farker Soze: Do they ever mention where Jon works? He's always taking off for somewhere or another and leaving the animals alone, so he seems to have a job. I think he works in a lab doing unethical genetic splicing, where he stole and brought home a super-cat to be his pet. It all adds up to me.

Way back when the strip first started, he was a cartoonist who worked out of his home. No idea how many years now it's been since the topic came up.


Oh sure, that's just his cover.  That guy couldn't draw water from a well.
 
2014-03-09 04:27:53 PM  

valar_morghulis: GDubDub: Subby, just Fark you.

He was found innocent.

Fark you already.

George Zimmerman isn't going to sleep with you.


He might. How much is GDubDub willing to pay him?
 
2014-03-09 04:31:04 PM  

MFAWG: Xaxor: Zimmerman must be some kind of masochist to keep showing up like this.

He's trying to become a professional celebrity, and he's apparently too stupid to realize it's not going to happen.


I'm expecting he'll make his porn debut by June..

/"See him shoot, shoot, and shoot again!"
 
2014-03-09 04:32:03 PM  

MFAWG: Xaxor: Zimmerman must be some kind of masochist to keep showing up like this.

He's trying to become a professional celebrity, and he's apparently too stupid to realize it's not going to happen.


.....and yet he keeps getting in the news and making money off it.
 
2014-03-09 04:33:13 PM  
Ya gotta be careful knowing he'll stand his ground. The question then is: "what does he consider his ground?"
 
2014-03-09 04:34:30 PM  
Wow, Melissa and Matt look like a couple I know.  But they didn't allow their last names to be used so I'm not sure if it's them or just another Melissa and Matt who look exactly like them.
 
2014-03-09 04:34:39 PM  

jaytkay: ransack.: GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS NOT A WHITE MAN.

That is apparently very, very important to you.


I'm not a bigot or anything, and I don't believe humans of different races are biologically different aside from physical appearance, but I just don't understand this.

He's not white. Look at him! Clearly not white!

Maybe like, in Texas, or Arizona, that might be white enough to be white. I don't know. But where I'm from, that's a mestizo. So mestizo!
 
2014-03-09 04:36:04 PM  
I don't see the problem. As long as nobody tackles him and starts beating him against the concrete floor, things should be fine.
 
2014-03-09 04:37:23 PM  
GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS NOT A WHITE MAN.  That being quite obvious. Kinda like kids nowadays filling out forms, under "race" it says color in the most appropriate one, not a pie chart percentage. Not like your a Kardashian kid, as George Jefferson said, "It's a zebra";.
 
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