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(Slate)   Some weird, double entendre shiat about the "birds" who appeared in Bond films. Recent pic of Honor Blackman worth the click...still hot at 89   (slate.com) divider line 26
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2014-03-09 02:22:38 PM
Where are the double entendres?
 
2014-03-09 03:32:04 PM
Subby, c'mon.....no. Just no.
 
2014-03-09 03:32:14 PM
Cloaca device?
 
2014-03-09 03:34:55 PM
I suppose if I was 89, I might think she was hot.
 
2014-03-09 03:37:53 PM
I wouldn't say "hot", but "looking good for approaching 90".

Sort of like Dame Diana Rigg and Jenny Agutter "looking good".

Now, if you were to, say, bring Jane Seymour into the conversation.....
 
2014-03-09 04:01:23 PM
No. We need to stop describing elderly women as "still hot". Good gah!
 
2014-03-09 04:08:10 PM
www.slate.com

Was going to make a snarky "That's a hard-looking 55" comment, but then I read she had a stroke a couple of years ago, and decided to shut my damn mouth.
 
2014-03-09 04:09:59 PM
Yeah baby! Work the click!
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-09 04:40:20 PM
Nice tits.

www.alljapaneseallthetime.com
 
2014-03-09 05:11:39 PM
Striking.  She is still very striking.  Why don't people use that word anymore?
 
2014-03-09 05:17:37 PM
She kinda looks like a real-life Mallory Archer.
 
2014-03-09 05:17:53 PM

OtherLittleGuy: I wouldn't say "hot", but "looking good for approaching 90".

Sort of like Dame Diana Rigg and Jenny Agutter "looking good".

Now, if you were to, say, bring Jane Seymour into the conversation.....


If ever in my life I have a chance with Jenny Agutter, I'm taking it.

/I hope they don't cremate her.
 
2014-03-09 05:31:07 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I suppose if I was 89, I might think she was hot.


At 89, I'd probably think a bowl of soup was pretty hot
 
2014-03-09 05:53:39 PM
Britt Ekland was the hottest Bond girl in the entire series.
Don't believe me?
Watch the dance she does in the original "The Wicker Man" and then try to even remember the name of any other actress on the planet.
 
2014-03-09 06:03:48 PM

puckrock2000: [www.slate.com image 850x1105]

Was going to make a snarky "That's a hard-looking 55" comment, but then I read she had a stroke a couple of years ago, and decided to shut my damn mouth.


It's funny, When Bibi tries to seduce Bond, he's like, "No, go away little girl." But when he gets a chance with the other chick (who's voice was redubbed), he's like, "Aw, yeah!" Despite the fact she's barely two years older than Bibi!
 
2014-03-09 06:12:29 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Britt Ekland was the hottest Bond girl in the entire series.
Don't believe me?
Watch the dance she does in the original "The Wicker Man" and then try to even remember the name of any other actress on the planet.


Sorry to burst your jizz bubble, but much of that wasn't her:

http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/13755/the-ingrid-pitt-column-the-mak in g-of-the-wicker-man

It was a non-pregnant body double named Lorraine Peters. Ah, the joys of cutaways.
 
2014-03-09 06:30:06 PM

puckrock2000: [www.slate.com image 850x1105]

Was going to make a snarky "That's a hard-looking 55" comment, but then I read she had a stroke a couple of years ago, and decided to shut my damn mouth.



I'd still hit that tho.
 
2014-03-09 06:32:39 PM

John Buck 41: Where are the double entendres?


I thought side shows only came once a year
 
2014-03-09 06:43:17 PM

John Buck 41: Where are the double entendres?


Birds as in birds, birds as in women...
 
2014-03-09 06:54:21 PM
I read that... twice
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-09 08:39:08 PM

OtherLittleGuy: I wouldn't say "hot", but "looking good for approaching 90".

Sort of like Dame Diana Rigg and Jenny Agutter "looking good".

Now, if you were to, say, bring Jane Seymour into the conversation.....


She still looks like Pussy Galore, I have to say.
 
2014-03-09 09:15:58 PM

puckrock2000: Was going to make a snarky "That's a hard-looking 55" comment, but then I read she had a stroke a couple of years ago, and decided to shut my damn mouth.


Yeah, me too. Plus I am not that far from 55 myself, and I'm no prize either.
 
2014-03-09 09:25:31 PM
Have there been any Bond girls who have NOT aged well?  They have all been extremely beautiful, in the films, to me.  I think my favorite, in terms of just perfect gorgeousness, was the Italian girl playing the blonde Russian spy in "From Russia with Love".

Also, Honor Blackman looks incredible for 89.  Love her in everything I've even seen her/heard her in.  She has a very distinctive voice.
 
2014-03-09 09:58:22 PM

MartinaMcSorley: Also, Honor Blackman looks incredible for 89. Love her in everything I've even seen her/heard her in. She has a very distinctive voice.


She's got that Brenda Vaccaro/Suzanne Pleshette/Kathleen Turner rasp that turns my legs to jelly.

And Bibi doesn't look bad at all for having a stroke and being 55.
 
2014-03-09 11:53:28 PM

MartinaMcSorley: Have there been any Bond girls who have NOT aged well?  They have all been extremely beautiful, in the films, to me.  I think my favorite, in terms of just perfect gorgeousness, was the Italian girl playing the blonde Russian spy in "From Russia with Love".

Also, Honor Blackman looks incredible for 89.  Love her in everything I've even seen her/heard her in.  She has a very distinctive voice.


Like this?

upload.wikimedia.org

Nineteen, you say?
 
2014-03-10 12:07:01 AM

Valiente: MartinaMcSorley: Have there been any Bond girls who have NOT aged well?  They have all been extremely beautiful, in the films, to me.  I think my favorite, in terms of just perfect gorgeousness, was the Italian girl playing the blonde Russian spy in "From Russia with Love".

Also, Honor Blackman looks incredible for 89.  Love her in everything I've even seen her/heard her in.  She has a very distinctive voice.

Like this?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 435x580]

Nineteen, you say?


You know how to whistle, don't you?
 
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