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(Daily Star)   Smoking hot teacher arrested for sex with students. Just kidding, she quits teaching and opens a kinky sex swingers hotel to help couples wife-swap (w/pic)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 130
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2014-03-09 11:59:31 AM
:(
 
2014-03-09 12:01:56 PM
That's not smoke, subby. That's the mist that always forms around monsters in horror movies.
 
2014-03-09 12:19:45 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-03-09 12:26:14 PM
I hate you, subby.
 
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2014-03-09 12:40:10 PM

MrBallou: That's not smoke, subby. That's the mist that always forms around monsters in horror movies.



No, I'm pretty sure it's this.

www.neseabirds.com
 
2014-03-09 01:16:58 PM
You sir, are a LIAR!

Although, the concept is sound. ....
 
2014-03-09 01:20:53 PM
Just once...I'd like to click on a link where the term "smoking hot" is actually accurate.  In this case:

i.stack.imgur.com
 
2014-03-09 02:27:06 PM
Accurate headline, by Fark chubby chaser standards.
 
2014-03-09 02:50:27 PM
www.everydaynodaysoff.com
 
2014-03-09 02:55:19 PM
Of all the things her knees are, sharp is not one of them.

And why couldn't it be husband-swap?
 
2014-03-09 03:04:08 PM
Mount your jaegers!

semperquondamnumquam.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-09 03:05:20 PM
Kill yourself, subby.
 
2014-03-09 03:05:22 PM
Clicked comments first.  Knew it would be bad.  Clicked article anyway.

fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-09 03:07:14 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-09 03:07:18 PM
Hunh, been awhile since I tasted my own vomit...
 
2014-03-09 03:08:22 PM
Every time I forget to check the comments first... Every time, subby.
 
2014-03-09 03:08:26 PM
Is that the wife he's swapping out or the one he traded for? If it's the latter, he got a raw deal.

/if there was an article I didn't read it, saw the pic that was enough.
 
2014-03-09 03:09:04 PM
FTA: "We'll probably go a couple of times a month and most of the time I'd say we 'soft swing', which is everything but full sex."
Sue says swinging even has the power to save relationships.
She added: "It certainly gave me a new lease of life - and it can for everyone.
"People get bored or stuck in a rut and just want to spice things up without resorting to an affair.
"We have lots of couples who say that it has saved their marriages."


Hmm... this actually sounds kind of familiar.

More than one of my female college friends ended up married, fat, and in "open" marriages where the only person having sex is the husband.
 
2014-03-09 03:10:11 PM

Susan said: "We had a woman come and stay who had a great time and joined in everything.


"Then when she left her warrant card fell out of her bag at reception. She was mortified.


?????
 
2014-03-09 03:12:14 PM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Susan said: "We had a woman come and stay who had a great time and joined in everything.
"Then when she left her warrant card fell out of her bag at reception. She was mortified.
?????


Warrant Card = Police Officer.
 
2014-03-09 03:12:27 PM
Why do swingers usually look like this? Is it because they look at their partner and say to themselves, "This can't be it for the rest of my life, ugh. I know! Swinging!"
 
2014-03-09 03:12:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-09 03:13:04 PM
Why did I click on that link. I should know better.
 
2014-03-09 03:13:19 PM
Eye bleach, stat!
 
2014-03-09 03:13:23 PM
All you people commenting on how hideous she looks are overlooking the more important question. How bad does your wife have to look for you to want to trade her for that one?
 
2014-03-09 03:13:25 PM

slayer199: Just once...I'd like to click on a link where the term "smoking hot" is actually accurate.  In this case:

[i.stack.imgur.com image 256x192]


I have found "smoking hot" to be accurate a time or two, so there IS hope. Just not a ton.
 
2014-03-09 03:15:09 PM

dv-ous: FTA: "We'll probably go a couple of times a month and most of the time I'd say we 'soft swing', which is everything but full sex."
Sue says swinging even has the power to save relationships.
She added: "It certainly gave me a new lease of life - and it can for everyone.
"People get bored or stuck in a rut and just want to spice things up without resorting to an affair.
"We have lots of couples who say that it has saved their marriages."

Hmm... this actually sounds kind of familiar.

More than one of my female college friends ended up married, fat, and in "open" marriages where the only person having sex is the husband.


In ye olde days, a woman didn't care if her husband used other women for sex, as long as he wasn't spending time and money on his mistress when sex wasn't happening.  It's when the husband started buying his mistress gifts and taking her out to places when the real trouble started.
 
2014-03-09 03:17:19 PM
blog.booklistonline.com
 
2014-03-09 03:18:05 PM
www.emergency-shower.org
 
2014-03-09 03:18:53 PM
So a teacher turned into a sex club owner.

/Dealing with both types of swingers
 
2014-03-09 03:21:01 PM

i253.photobucket.com

 
2014-03-09 03:22:47 PM
I have mentioned to you many times the roommate of me. I have looked at the picture of the woman of this. The roommate of me could do the swallowing whole of this woman and probably still have the appetites. Of course this still probably makes she smaller than many of the bigger people on the Fark.com website! LAUGHTER OL no I am joking of this we all know that this is the problem of the thyroid of you. LAUGHTER OL. The only swinging being done by she is on the extra reinforcement sexual swinging hooked to the large construction equipment.
 
2014-03-09 03:23:02 PM
 
2014-03-09 03:23:31 PM

jigger: Why do swingers usually look like this? Is it because they look at their partner and say to themselves, "This can't be it for the rest of my life, ugh. I know! Swinging!"


Approves.
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2014-03-09 03:23:36 PM
So, if I am to understand this article correctly, I'm going to want to swap my wife for a shot at Shamu.  This has got to be some ridiculous attempt at a troll, right?

 
2014-03-09 03:23:50 PM
How exactly is this spiffy?
 
2014-03-09 03:24:56 PM
Well, if anyone managed to avoid sicking up on account of drinking too much last night, there ya go.

*plots subby's demise*
 
2014-03-09 03:26:08 PM

neuroflare: slayer199: Just once...I'd like to click on a link where the term "smoking hot" is actually accurate.  In this case:

[i.stack.imgur.com image 256x192]

I have found "smoking hot" to be accurate a time or two, so there IS hope. Just not a ton.


it's like that monkey study they did, with like 2 monkeys in different but similar rooms, where one button always released a treat, and the other room where the button only occasionally released a treat. the occasional release button got WAY more clicks.

so there's my proof we are all monkeys after all.

also, the lottery.
 
2014-03-09 03:26:24 PM
HowAboutNo.jpeg
 
2014-03-09 03:27:44 PM
That was much worse than expected.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-09 03:31:00 PM
Don't hog the eye bleach, pass it around. To trade for that I hope the guy got at least two good lookers.
 
2014-03-09 03:33:48 PM
you know, the last bunch of daily fail "smoking hot teacher" articles have had ... well, smoking hot teachers ... so, why not...?

... *clicks link* ...

WHY, SUBBY?!?

/eye bleach, STAT!
 
2014-03-09 03:35:35 PM

AbiNormal: [www.theorchidboutique.com image 299x300]

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[www.gunaxin.com image 803x1200]

[cdn2.holytaco.com image 444x614]


AbiNormal to the rescue!  It's like a life preserver to a drowning man.
 
2014-03-09 03:35:52 PM
Your trap didn't fool me, subby.

/no eye bleach needed today
 
2014-03-09 03:37:39 PM
Goddamn it, why do I keep falling for this? Why has this become a regular thing on Fark?  Why would you do that, subby?
 
2014-03-09 03:37:44 PM
First thing I thought of while reading the article...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-09 03:38:02 PM
Dear God, please make subby burn in hell
 
2014-03-09 03:39:06 PM
Don't hog all the bubbely, I need to be smashed to do thi.....oh never mind I'll use these scissors to stab my eyes out.
 
2014-03-09 03:39:54 PM
No wonder the guy likes to swap wives.
 
2014-03-09 03:41:52 PM
I don't want to sound shallow,but I am.
 
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