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2014-03-09 02:12:13 PM  
fta The White House rented several houses in Ocean Reef...

So instead of only $1Bn per week, it's now up to "several" $Bn per week?!! I'm forwarding this outrage to my totally rational uncle right now!
 
2014-03-09 02:35:43 PM  
I think it would be easier for the White House Press Corps to just report on when Obama isn't on vacation.
 
2014-03-09 02:53:16 PM  

StanTheMan: I think it would be easier for the White House Press Corps to just report on when Obama isn't on vacation.


Derpman awaaaaay!
 
2014-03-09 02:53:16 PM  

StanTheMan: I think


False.
 
2014-03-09 02:54:15 PM  

StanTheMan: I think it would be easier for the White House Press Corps to just report on when Obama isn't on vacation.


Not nearly as easy as they would have had it with Dubya.
 
2014-03-09 02:56:27 PM  
More of a NORADghazi.
 
2014-03-09 02:56:50 PM  
Please tell me they shot down Ted Nugent!
 
2014-03-09 02:57:15 PM  
Mondays headline on FoxNews.

Obama vacations at upscale resort while Ukraine crumbles!
 
2014-03-09 02:57:32 PM  
In b4: "this is costing taxpayers 20 bazillion dollars a day, and they used a separate helicopter for Bo and Sunny!"
 
2014-03-09 02:58:43 PM  

Le Bomb Suprize: Mondays headline on FoxNews.

Obama vacations at upscale resort while Ukraine crumbles!


This
 
2014-03-09 02:58:57 PM  
Damn. I have no idea what the protocol would be if you're pulled over by a couple of F-16's while you're flying in a Cessna.

Put on your hazards?
 
2014-03-09 03:02:11 PM  
Thanks, Obama!
 
2014-03-09 03:02:46 PM  
I like to look at URLs before I click on a story here.  It sometimes helps me avoid stupid stories with misleading headlines.

So, I read this as F-16s intercept two aircraft in html .  Wow, that's some damned malware right there.  F-16s in my HTML?
 
2014-03-09 03:03:02 PM  

StanTheMan: I think it would be easier for the White House Press Corps to just report on when Obama isn't on vacation.


How DARE you criticize and mock The One. Your post shall die the Death Of A Thousand biatches About Derp.
 
2014-03-09 03:03:07 PM  

Le Bomb Suprize: Mondays headline on FoxNews.

Obama vacations at upscale resort while Ukraine crumbles!


If he said "Now, watch this drive," Teabaggers would be screaming for him to be impeached (more than usual)
 
2014-03-09 03:04:06 PM  

TinyFist: Damn. I have no idea what the protocol would be if you're pulled over by a couple of F-16's while you're flying in a Cessna.

Put on your hazards?


That's after you crap your pants.
 
2014-03-09 03:05:48 PM  
Did it also involve Cuban plumbers? No? Then get out, muckmonger.
 
2014-03-09 03:08:53 PM  

jjorsett: How DARE you criticize and mock The One. Your post shall die the Death Of A Thousand biatches About Derp.


ecx.images-amazon.com

You f*cking idiot.
 
2014-03-09 03:09:41 PM  
You know, there was one thing from 9/11 that I never heard how it turned out. Did Dubya finally finish that children's book he was reading while the towers fell?

Last I heard he was stuck on a couple of big words and didn't want to be disturbed.
 
2014-03-09 03:11:02 PM  
Obama brings a TFR with him everywhere he goes.

Read your NOTAMs.
 
2014-03-09 03:12:57 PM  

StanTheMan: I think it would be easier for the White House Press Corps to just report on when Obama isn't on vacation.


http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2013/aug/13/who-vaca ti oned-more-bush-or-obama/

Yawwwwn.  You're an idiot.  Even if Obama had taken every single day since the date of this story off, he would still have taken less than half the number of vacation days to the same point in his presidency than W. Bush.
 
2014-03-09 03:14:05 PM  

Meranath: TinyFist: Damn. I have no idea what the protocol would be if you're pulled over by a couple of F-16's while you're flying in a Cessna.

Put on your hazards?

That's after you crap your pants.


So Ted Nugent is involved in this!
I knew it!
 
2014-03-09 03:16:13 PM  

Notabunny: fta The White House rented several houses in Ocean Reef...

So instead of only $1Bn per week, it's now up to "several" $Bn per week?!! I'm forwarding this outrage to my totally rational uncle right now!


You need to post the response back to us.  It has lulz potential.
 
2014-03-09 03:18:08 PM  

TinyFist: Damn. I have no idea what the protocol would be if you're pulled over by a couple of F-16's while you're flying in a Cessna.


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-09 03:18:50 PM  

studebaker hoch: Obama brings a TFR with him everywhere he goes.

Read your NOTAMs.


THIS.

or call flight service and get them to read it to you.

/please?
 
2014-03-09 03:19:30 PM  

TinyFist: Damn. I have no idea what the protocol would be if you're pulled over by a couple of F-16's while you're flying in a Cessna.

Put on your hazards?


You also turn off your engine and set your keys on the dashboard to show you're not going to run from them.
 
2014-03-09 03:20:29 PM  
That evil tyrant dictator Obama at it again impeding the freedom of good god fearin' pilots.
 
2014-03-09 03:21:27 PM  
Unless you're the drug smuggler flying under the radar with no radio; I didn't really see what was 'scary' about the story, to be honest.
 
2014-03-09 03:24:07 PM  
Well, that's 2 small plane pilots who won't be flying again for a while.
 
2014-03-09 03:24:44 PM  
Can an F-16 fly as slow as a Cesna? Maybe they should keep a few P-51s on alert for this sort of thing.
 
2014-03-09 03:28:09 PM  

Mr.Tangent: That evil tyrant dictator Obama at it again impeding the freedom of good god fearin' pilots.


If you're in a Cesna and a couple of F-16s roll up on you, God falls down the on the hierarchy of the things you should fear right now.
 
2014-03-09 03:28:13 PM  

strangeluck: TinyFist: Damn. I have no idea what the protocol would be if you're pulled over by a couple of F-16's while you're flying in a Cessna.

Put on your hazards?

You also turn off your engine and set your keys on the dashboard to show you're not going to run from them.


impdb.org
 
2014-03-09 03:31:46 PM  

Meranath: TinyFist: Damn. I have no idea what the protocol would be if you're pulled over by a couple of F-16's while you're flying in a Cessna.

Put on your hazards?

That's after you crap your pants.


You wave hello, rock your wings, and switch to the emergency radio channel. Then you be sure to take an awesome selfie.
 
2014-03-09 03:33:41 PM  
This is the same hurrdurr when the Bushes and Clinton tied up airspace and surface roads, etc, right?
 
2014-03-09 03:33:49 PM  
NORADgate

Lol I get it
 
2014-03-09 03:34:49 PM  

StanTheMan: I think it would be easier for the White House Press Corps to just report on when Obama isn't on vacation.


Isn't that what they already do? He's only taken 90 days in 5 years.
 
2014-03-09 03:35:11 PM  

Le Bomb Suprize: Mondays headline on FoxNews.

Obama vacations at upscale resort while Ukraine crumbles!


"Obama deploys military against American job creators while Putin rolls over Eastern Europe."
 
2014-03-09 03:35:12 PM  

Nem Wan: Can an F-16 fly as slow as a Cesna? Maybe they should keep a few P-51s on alert for this sort of thing.


Not easily.  From what I've heard you can drop a '16 to about 120 knots at a 20ish degree AOA if you know what you're doing and aren't carrying ordinance.  120 knots in a Cesna 150 would scare me to death.

That's why you send out a couple of F-16s and do the loop and cover scissor thing.
 
2014-03-09 03:36:38 PM  

gfid: I like to look at URLs before I click on a story here.  It sometimes helps me avoid stupid stories with misleading headlines.

So, I read this as F-16s intercept two aircraft in html .  Wow, that's some damned malware right there.  F-16s in my HTML?


it's more likely than you think!
 
2014-03-09 03:43:35 PM  

wxboy: Well, that's 2 small plane pilots who won't be flying again for a while.


Because they took their pilots' licenses, or from sheer terror at being buzzed by two F-16's while out for their regular Sunday afternoon flight?

It would be like being out for your Sunday drive and being pulled over by two cops in a couple Formula One racers that decloaked on your tailpipe.
 
2014-03-09 03:49:12 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

/Aisle seat...
 
2014-03-09 03:49:30 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Because they took their pilots' licenses, or from sheer terror at being buzzed by two F-16's while out for their regular Sunday afternoon flight?


Both, but definitely the first one. Assuming there's no history and no evidence of intent they'll get 30 day suspensions and have to report it on insurance apps for a few years, but otherwise it won't be the end of the world.

//Oh, and sign up for the FAA email alerts when there's TFRs in your area. That's a good starting point before you even check online or call up.
 
2014-03-09 03:49:47 PM  
God please make their vacation be done before next Saturday
 
2014-03-09 03:50:21 PM  

vygramul: Le Bomb Suprize: Mondays headline on FoxNews.

Obama vacations at upscale resort while Ukraine crumbles!

"Obama deploys military against American job creators while Putin rolls over Eastern Europe."


Oh, just say "wages war."  Just sounds better
 
2014-03-09 03:50:41 PM  

kronicfeld: jjorsett: How DARE you criticize and mock The One. Your post shall die the Death Of A Thousand biatches About Derp.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 260x345]

You f*cking idiot.


Global Thermonuclear Whore.
 
2014-03-09 03:53:03 PM  

Gyrfalcon: It would be like being out for your Sunday drive and being pulled over by two cops in a couple Formula One racers that decloaked on your tailpipe.


k -- i would take that ticket.
 
2014-03-09 03:57:03 PM  

studebaker hoch: Obama brings a TFR with him everywhere he goes.

Read your NOTAMs.


Yeah, it's not like they are readily available. I am not a pilot and even I know about them. But maybe these guys were looking for skydivers or something.
 
2014-03-09 03:58:14 PM  

studebaker hoch: Obama brings a TFR with him everywhere he goes.

Read your NOTAMs.


No shiat, what tard doesn't check before they fly?

I hope those guys know how to get piss stains out of their cushions.
 
2014-03-09 04:00:33 PM  
And all this time I thought this was the NORAD gate:
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-09 04:04:54 PM  

Unobtanium: studebaker hoch: Obama brings a TFR with him everywhere he goes.

Read your NOTAMs.

Yeah, it's not like they are readily available. I am not a pilot and even I know about them. But maybe these guys were looking for skydivers or something.


Also, I don't gripe about Presidential "vacations" for either party ever since I could vote. That job ages everyone who holds it. These days, it especially no-win. It's not like the President is really "off." He gets his national security briefing. If the stuff hits the fan, there is an EA-4 (?) nearby.
 
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