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(TMZ)   Do not Photoshop Kate Upton. She will sue the pants off you   (tmz.com) divider line 50
    More: PSA, Sports Illustrated, Kate Upton, nude photography  
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8182 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 09 Mar 2014 at 12:28 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-09 12:02:10 PM  
She doesn't have to sue me. I'd be happy to take my pants off for her.
 
2014-03-09 12:32:53 PM  
The only way to prove that it is a Photoshop is for you to show us the real thing.
 
2014-03-09 12:37:36 PM  
Photoshop thread?
 
2014-03-09 12:42:27 PM  

Notabunny: She doesn't have to sue me. I'd be happy to take my pants off for her.


Yeah, I'm thinking this isn't a deterrent
 
2014-03-09 12:43:39 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Photoshop thread?


Here's something to get people started:

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-09 12:46:42 PM  

DeltaPunch: JasonOfOrillia: Photoshop thread?

Here's something to get people started:

[i.imgur.com image 560x415]


Perfect.  It's the look on the face on the lady behind with the saucer sized sunglasses that really sells it.
 
2014-03-09 12:58:10 PM  
In the letter, Upton's lawyer complains, "One of these photographs has even been airbrushed."

Wouldn't be her first time
.

Well hello there author, you sound like a big ol' fatty.
 
2014-03-09 01:00:48 PM  
HA! I dont wear pants...
 
2014-03-09 01:14:15 PM  
Not going to click a TMZ article. What did the person do, Photoshop her into Kate Plumpton?
 
2014-03-09 01:19:18 PM  
Kate Upton Topless:

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-09 01:21:20 PM  

talkertopc: Kate Upton Topless:

[img.fark.net image 419x679]


do you have an original of that?
 
2014-03-09 01:24:53 PM  

RaiderFanMikeP: talkertopc: Kate Upton Topless:

[img.fark.net image 419x679]

do you have an original of that?


Here you go, bud!

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-09 01:27:53 PM  
NEVER gets old
 
2014-03-09 01:28:46 PM  

MagSeven: RaiderFanMikeP: talkertopc: Kate Upton Topless:

[img.fark.net image 419x679]

do you have an original of that?

Here you go, bud!

[img.fark.net image 400x500]


love it!! favorite meme!
 
2014-03-09 01:32:34 PM  
Bah, what a hideous beast.

Tummy fat, saddle bags, no thigh gap, butterface.

2/10. Would not bang.
 
2014-03-09 01:33:54 PM  
She won't need a very good lawyer, my pants are already around my ankles
 
2014-03-09 01:47:40 PM  
Oh yeah?  Well, I'll just counter-sue the pants off her.  Then we both will be ready.
 
2014-03-09 01:53:50 PM  
I hate to break this to her, but fake nudes of her aren't exactly rare, a simple GIS turns up thousands of them on more websites than you can count. After they're done jacking off to them, her lawyers are gunna be busy.
 
2014-03-09 01:57:03 PM  
Would using GIMP warrant at least an unzip?
 
2014-03-09 02:17:31 PM  
Got nothing against her, but do we need 4 or 5 Upton threads a week?
 
2014-03-09 02:21:10 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-09 02:24:57 PM  

FlashHarry: [thereisagod.gif]


I... yub... wooba... Dammit! You broke my brain!
 
2014-03-09 02:45:09 PM  

Old Man Winter: Got nothing against her, but do we need 4 or 5 Upton threads a week?


Well that all depends how often the average hetero/bisexual male and homo/bisexual female masturbates per week. I leave the number crunching and data analysis to the mods.
 
2014-03-09 02:49:23 PM  

Old Man Winter: Got nothing against her, but do we need 4 or 5 Upton threads a week?


Do you recall when Fark had the same number of Christine Hendricks threads a week?  This too shall pass.
 
2014-03-09 02:51:43 PM  

MagSeven: Old Man Winter: Got nothing against her, but do we need 4 or 5 Upton threads a week?

Well that all depends how often the average hetero/bisexual male and homo/bisexual female masturbates per week. I leave the number crunching and data analysis to the mods.


Better to have the Upton threads and not need them than need them and not have them.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-09 02:52:40 PM  
Kate, no need to sue, I'll drop the drawers if you'll milk the monkey.

/I know she knows what I mean.
 
2014-03-09 02:53:58 PM  
oh yeah i would
 
2014-03-09 03:19:57 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com
A little Photoshopping doesn't hurt now and then...
 
2014-03-09 03:36:40 PM  

DeltaPunch: JasonOfOrillia: Photoshop thread?

Here's something to get people started:

[i.imgur.com image 560x415]


img.fark.net

Is that what you wanted? Q&D in Paint.
 
2014-03-09 03:43:11 PM  

DeltaPunch: JasonOfOrillia: Photoshop thread?

Here's something to get people started:

[i.imgur.com image 560x415]


Already been photoshopped.  The kid has un-natural white outlines on his arm and his hair.
/looks suspect anyways, not sure if I've seen enough shops in my time
 
2014-03-09 03:48:14 PM  
the post isn't taken down, STAT


Someone teach her lawyer how to internet.
 
2014-03-09 05:46:22 PM  

omeganuepsilon: DeltaPunch: JasonOfOrillia: Photoshop thread?

Here's something to get people started:

[i.imgur.com image 560x415]

Already been photoshopped.  The kid has un-natural white outlines on his arm and his hair.
/looks suspect anyways, not sure if I've seen enough shops in my time


Uh, you mean those parts where the sun is shining on him?  Why would they edit the KID into the photo? Everyone fits thematically with the clothing and cups, which is rare for a photo.
 
2014-03-09 05:51:19 PM  
She will make Shamu (whichever orca they call that name now) look svelte in a few years.

She'll go full Anna Nicole.
 
2014-03-09 06:13:50 PM  

FlashHarry:


Jesus, there really is a battle for the ages going on there. Her breasts desperately trying to escape, that suit desperately trying to hold the line...
 
2014-03-09 06:22:03 PM  

kroonermanblack: Why would they edit the KID into the photo? Everyone fits thematically with the clothing and cups, which is rare for a photo.


Irrelevant.

I'm just looking at the picture objectively, and it has features resembling some photoshops where it's not a clean cut.

I think the white on the arm is actually Kate's back, not sunshine(as there's no other direct sunshine in the picture, it's all ambient/environment).

The line of contrast from the face and hair to the darker blue background seems higher contrasting from the rest of the picture, but that's an illusion as most of the picture is less color/saturation.  And the hair, who know's, maybe he's got a lighter spot there or it's a reflected light.

I think it's actually coincidence, not a photoshop, but it does resemble one.  At a quick glance, I see no terrible mis-step in guessing.
 
2014-03-09 06:57:24 PM  
You know... it seems pretty stupid to sue them for topless shoops of her when THIS is out there (from a GQ photo shoot, fast forward to 1:16. You can also click on this for gifs from that video at the bottom of the page), and is completely real. All they're doing is giving publicity to some shiat website no one would have heard of otherwise. It's totally stupid. It doesn't give her titties any more publicity (they don't need it) it just gives some internet jagoffs publicity.
 
2014-03-09 06:58:00 PM  
CRAP!!!!! I did mean to mention that both of those links are NSFW!! Obviously...
 
2014-03-09 07:06:43 PM  
The best comment at TFA is "She has a Ke$ha body."
 
2014-03-09 07:15:44 PM  
www.splittinghairs.org
 
2014-03-09 08:55:53 PM  
There is no need to shoop what's already out there.

NSFW

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2014-03-09 10:51:18 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: She will make Shamu (whichever orca they call that name now) look svelte in a few years.

She'll go full Anna Nicole.


So you're not just a closet homo but a psychic as well. Impressive! You should run upstairs and tell your mom about it.
 
2014-03-09 11:09:14 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: She will make Shamu (whichever orca they call that name now) look svelte in a few years.

She'll go full Anna Nicole.


What makes you think that?
 
2014-03-09 11:17:02 PM  

FinFangFark: There is no need to shoop what's already out there.

NSFW

/I'll be in my bunk


Danke.
 
2014-03-09 11:24:00 PM  
Millennium:

What makes you think that?

Nothing that has to do with reason or a heterosexual orientation. He basically has to tell himself that to avoid admitting he prefers boys.
 
2014-03-10 12:32:27 AM  
Do not anger the Torso. She will midriff the living shiat out of you.
 
2014-03-10 12:45:00 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I hate to break this to her, but fake nudes of her aren't exactly rare, a simple GIS turns up thousands of them on more websites than you can count. After they're done jacking off to them, her lawyers are gunna be busy.


Brb. Uh...research. Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2014-03-10 01:01:10 AM  

Suntag: If this girl doesn't turn you on, your problems go beyond gay or straight. You're dead.

[img.fark.net image 763x406]


[img.fark.net image 757x1206]


The question isn't whether or not she can turn on straight men and gay women. The question is: "Why is she considered so amazing when she's no hotter than the average collection of mall hoochies?"
 
2014-03-10 01:18:17 AM  
Nix Nightbird:

The question isn't whether or not she can turn on straight men and gay women. The question is: "Why is she considered so amazing when she's no hotter than the average collection of mall hoochies?"

Maybe because most other models these days look like the 10-year-old brothers of those mall hoochies.
 
2014-03-10 11:18:33 AM  
Why? It's not like she hasn't shown her tits.
 
2014-03-10 05:26:05 PM  
Who?
 
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