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(Huffington Post)   Ann Coulter laments the "browning of America", offers a solution to the perceived problem. Not quite a final solution, but she's getting there   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 191
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2014-03-09 09:33:06 AM  
I love how it's just automatic that illegals will some how vote.
 
2014-03-09 09:47:46 AM  
Afraid there's a shrinking market for melanin-free mindlessly screeching harpies?
 
2014-03-09 11:00:43 AM  

It's as if these folks don't realize that the tape is actually running, and that other people other than the folks in front of them will actually hear the words that come out of their mouths.


At this point, if the Democrats have any tinge of conscious thought, they just need to keep tapes from CPAC over and over and over again, and when asked to respond to what they mean with all this then, just play more. Just let them keep talking, and explaining, and "clarifying" these boneheaded, more than marginally racist and xenophobic and class warfare fueled diatribes, and then walk away.


Onto Coulter's particular rant: are Cubans OK brown people, and are their votes OK to court? Bypassing normal immigration procedure for their votes and cash was bad, right?  What about all those Eastern Europeans? Maybe she should discuss what to do with all those Puerto Ricans and why they don't need a passport to come and go as they please?  What about the gimmies of tax breaks to corporate sponsors, because that totally doesn't get votes, does it?  Throwing bones to the Religious Right isn't about securing warm bodies is it?



lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-03-09 11:05:06 AM  
The browning of America would at least bring along it the hope of better food.
 
2014-03-09 11:09:05 AM  
Imagine how native Americans felt when the entire country was whitewashed a few centuries ago.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-03-09 11:12:09 AM  

edmo: I love how it's just automatic that illegals will some how vote.


Especially since the legals don't.  If they did, Texas would be  blue state right now.
 
2014-03-09 11:15:30 AM  
Ann Coulter has turned into Drunk Aunt.

oi59.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-09 11:15:32 AM  

BunkyBrewman: Imagine how native Americans felt when the entire country was whitewashed a few centuries ago.


As I understand it, we were welcomed as liberators
 
2014-03-09 11:18:23 AM  
The Republicans need the illegals to keep wages low but they don't want them getting uppity.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-03-09 11:19:35 AM  

hubiestubert: It's as if these folks don't realize that the tape is actually running, and that other people other than the folks in front of them will actually hear the words that come out of their mouths.
At this point, if the Democrats have any tinge of conscious thought, they just need to keep tapes from CPAC over and over and over again, and when asked to respond to what they mean with all this then, just play more. Just let them keep talking, and explaining, and "clarifying" these boneheaded, more than marginally racist and xenophobic and class warfare fueled diatribes, and then walk away.
Onto Coulter's particular rant: are Cubans OK brown people, and are their votes OK to court? Bypassing normal immigration procedure for their votes and cash was bad, right?  What about all those Eastern Europeans? Maybe she should discuss what to do with all those Puerto Ricans and why they don't need a passport to come and go as they please?  What about the gimmies of tax breaks to corporate sponsors, because that totally doesn't get votes, does it?  Throwing bones to the Religious Right isn't about securing warm bodies is it?

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 512x640]


The only thing that holds the GOP together is the hatred of anyone who isn't a straight white fundamentalist protestant blue collar anti-intellectual.

It's hard to reach out to other people when your defining characteristic is that you hate other people.
 
2014-03-09 11:20:23 AM  
Oh look, Ann Coulter's mouth is moving. She must be in desperate need of attention again.
 
2014-03-09 11:20:49 AM  
Capitalism is 100% dependent on an expanding population.  Without immigrants, American capitalism will wither and die.

Why does this harpy want American capitalism to wither and die?
 
2014-03-09 11:22:53 AM  
I just noticed that Ann Coulter looks an awful lot like Rick Scott with a wig on.
i.imgur.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-03-09 11:28:09 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Capitalism is 100% dependent on an expanding population.  Without immigrants, American capitalism will wither and die.

Why does this harpy want American capitalism to wither and die?


We only had 2.5 million people in 1776 so that's all we should have now.
 
2014-03-09 11:49:24 AM  
fta "You want the Democrats who want more immigrants, particularly illegal immigrants, because they need brand new voters, just warm bodies, more votes,"

Stupid libtards registering illegal immigrants to vote! Seriously though, I thought the wingnut talking point was that hispanic immigrants are "natural conservatives" because Jebus.
 
2014-03-09 11:58:56 AM  
¡Aye Juan Weiner!


/mildly obscure
 
2014-03-09 12:03:09 PM  
♫ Ven ze Coulter says
Ve ist der master race
Ve Heil!
Heil!
Right in der Coulter's face ♫

/Mein Coulter! I can valk!
 
2014-03-09 12:12:35 PM  

shanrick: I just noticed that Ann Coulter looks an awful lot like Rick Scott with a wig on.


Has anyone ever seen them in a room together?
 
2014-03-09 12:14:08 PM  
I watched Lincoln yesterday.

These people pretty much haven't changed in their rabid defense of the "white race".
 
2014-03-09 12:14:59 PM  

Delta1212: shanrick: I just noticed that Ann Coulter looks an awful lot like Rick Scott with a wig on.

Has anyone ever seen them in a room together?


upload.wikimedia.org

\this is what you'd get
 
2014-03-09 12:16:13 PM  
Ann's demographic:

i60.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-09 12:16:18 PM  
It's like, just because you don't like people of other races, they call you a racist.
 
2014-03-09 12:16:23 PM  
Professional troll trolls professionally.
 
2014-03-09 12:17:43 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Imagine how native Americans felt when the entire country was whitewashed a few centuries ago.


We blanketed the land with prosperity for the natives.
 
2014-03-09 12:19:09 PM  

Notabunny: fta "You want the Democrats who want more immigrants, particularly illegal immigrants, because they need brand new voters, just warm bodies, more votes,"

Stupid libtards registering illegal immigrants to vote! Seriously though, I thought the wingnut talking point was that hispanic immigrants are "natural conservatives" because Jebus.


Well, she's not wrong. That's all people are to either side of the spectrum: votes.
 
2014-03-09 12:19:15 PM  
From the slideshow at the bottom, I saw this

i.huffpost.com

All I could think was poor Sarah saying "I read it, but I'm afraid I didn't understand it."
 
2014-03-09 12:19:17 PM  

vpb: hubiestubert: It's as if these folks don't realize that the tape is actually running, and that other people other than the folks in front of them will actually hear the words that come out of their mouths.
At this point, if the Democrats have any tinge of conscious thought, they just need to keep tapes from CPAC over and over and over again, and when asked to respond to what they mean with all this then, just play more. Just let them keep talking, and explaining, and "clarifying" these boneheaded, more than marginally racist and xenophobic and class warfare fueled diatribes, and then walk away.
Onto Coulter's particular rant: are Cubans OK brown people, and are their votes OK to court? Bypassing normal immigration procedure for their votes and cash was bad, right?  What about all those Eastern Europeans? Maybe she should discuss what to do with all those Puerto Ricans and why they don't need a passport to come and go as they please?  What about the gimmies of tax breaks to corporate sponsors, because that totally doesn't get votes, does it?  Throwing bones to the Religious Right isn't about securing warm bodies is it?

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 512x640]

The only thing that holds the GOP together is the hatred of anyone who isn't a straight white fundamentalist protestant blue collar or filthy rich anti-intellectual.

It's hard to reach out to other people when your defining characteristic is that you hate other people.


FTFY
 
2014-03-09 12:19:20 PM  
No, that's all the suntan because of global warming.

/Climate reform, or brown Americans.
//Choose wisely.
 
2014-03-09 12:20:15 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The Republicans need the illegals to keep wages low but they don't want them getting uppity.


And the Democrats need a permanent underclass to keep themselves relevant.
 
2014-03-09 12:21:21 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: The browning of America would at least bring along it the hope of better food.


Tasty White Meat?
 
2014-03-09 12:22:28 PM  
So idiots still don't understand what amnesty is.
 
2014-03-09 12:23:07 PM  
"But if you don't celebrate it, you're a racist,"

Right!  If you don't celebrate the diversity that makes up our great nation, regardless of skin color, you are a racist.  Very astute observation, Ann!

she said sarcastically.

Oh.
 
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2014-03-09 12:24:05 PM  
You have to have a lot of sympathy for people who come to the US illegally to find a better life. Your life must  be really hard if you're willing to risk death to come to a place where you don't speak the language so you can pick strawberries, or work in a kitchen, or do landscaping. A place that also has a deeply dysfunctional government, and in the throes of an economic recession.

That being said, there's a reason the caps immigration every year. You can argue that the caps should be higher or lower for different regions of the world, but if we didn't have immigration caps then we'd be overwhelmed. I actually have less of a problem with being overwhelmed by Mexicans who in general have normal cultural values, than being overwhelmed by people who believe in female genital mutilation, forced marriages, etc. But still, I think a valid conservative position is that we can only assimilate x people/year and any more than that, their culture will start assimilating ours. Again, what x is, is up for debate.

I don't think we should engage in mass deportations, because that's really shiatty to do to people. What we need to do is tell everyone we're not giving amnesty, actually secure the border -- and I don't mean hassling vacationing seniors and ripping apart their camper because a drug dog smells pizza. I mean have a targeted human trafficking task force. Really, seriously, close our border. And then offer amnesty to everyone that's here.

Coulter doesn't help the discussion.
 
2014-03-09 12:24:28 PM  

TerminalEchoes: Notabunny: fta "You want the Democrats who want more immigrants, particularly illegal immigrants, because they need brand new voters, just warm bodies, more votes,"

Stupid libtards registering illegal immigrants to vote! Seriously though, I thought the wingnut talking point was that hispanic immigrants are "natural conservatives" because Jebus.

Well, she's not wrong. That's all people are to either side of the spectrum: votes.


Illegal immigrants vote?
 
2014-03-09 12:26:50 PM  
I thought she was talking about an increase in buttsecs
 
2014-03-09 12:34:33 PM  
Most of the worst atrocities in history were committed by "white people".

When are we going to stop pretending we are any better than everyone else when, in fact, we are much much worse?
 
2014-03-09 12:39:30 PM  
coulter trying to keep herself relevant. booooring
 
2014-03-09 12:39:35 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Most of the worst atrocities in history were committed by "white people".

When are we going to stop pretending we are any better than everyone else when, in fact, we are much much worse?


When the rest of the world stops aspiring to the "white people" way of life?

Let me in your country you evil imperialist bastards!
 
2014-03-09 12:40:43 PM  

shanrick: I just noticed that Ann Coulter looks an awful lot like Rick Scott with a wig on.
[i.imgur.com image 850x312]


Thanks...  Now I don't think I can ever unsee that!!!   LOL!!
 
2014-03-09 12:41:04 PM  

cchris_39: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The Republicans need the illegals to keep wages low but they don't want them getting uppity.

And the Democrats Republicans need a permanent underclass to keep themselves relevant.


Tell me how things like affordable healthcare and raising minimum wage create a "permanent underclass?"

/can't even keep your derp straight
 
2014-03-09 12:41:39 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Afraid there's a shrinking market for melanin-free mindlessly screeching harpies?


To be fair, there are PLENTY of those same types of people who are melanin-rich as well.

Ever heard Al Sharpton speak?
 
2014-03-09 12:43:15 PM  
Ann Coulter is one of the wildly chirping right-wing pundit birds in a nest of a hundred, screaming for food.  She thinks that if she screams louder she will be fed.

Ann Coulter is starving to death but she just doesn't realize it yet.
 
2014-03-09 12:43:22 PM  

cchris_39: And the Democrats need a permanent underclass to keep themselves relevant.


Republicans are more than happy to fulfill this need since doing so brings in more money from rich tax dodgers while simultaneously pandering to xenophobes and bigots.
 
2014-03-09 12:43:27 PM  

LoneWolf343: cchris_39: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The Republicans need the illegals to keep wages low but they don't want them getting uppity.

And the Democrats Republicans need a permanent underclass to keep themselves relevant.

Tell me how things like affordable healthcare and raising minimum wage create a "permanent underclass?"

/can't even keep your derp straight


It's a complicated philosophy.
 
2014-03-09 12:43:30 PM  
Turn down the knob on the toaster?
 
2014-03-09 12:44:23 PM  

cchris_39: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The Republicans need the illegals to keep wages low but they don't want them getting uppity.

And the Democrats need a permanent underclass to keep themselves relevant.


Do you live in Lake Wobegon?
 
2014-03-09 12:46:51 PM  

Notabunny: TerminalEchoes: Notabunny: fta "You want the Democrats who want more immigrants, particularly illegal immigrants, because they need brand new voters, just warm bodies, more votes,"

Stupid libtards registering illegal immigrants to vote! Seriously though, I thought the wingnut talking point was that hispanic immigrants are "natural conservatives" because Jebus.

Well, she's not wrong. That's all people are to either side of the spectrum: votes.

Illegal immigrants vote?


Their children will. It's long-range planning.
 
2014-03-09 12:46:55 PM  

LoneWolf343: cchris_39: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: The Republicans need the illegals to keep wages low but they don't want them getting uppity.

And the Democrats Republicans need a permanent underclass to keep themselves relevant.

Tell me how things like affordable healthcare and raising minimum wage create a "permanent underclass?"

/can't even keep your derp straight


Affordable healthcare just means they'll live longer in poverty to keep voting Democrat. And raising the minimum wage is just a way to bribe them.

/tho that last part is... kinda true
 
2014-03-09 12:47:29 PM  

edmo: I love how it's just automatic that illegals will some how vote.


My buddy is sure they do.

I asked him how and thinks groups like acorn set them up for it. I asked him why they would use illegals when it would be so much simpler to find english speakers to vote multiple times under fake ids. He said they do a lot of that too.

I asked him why nobody has blown the lid off things in a conspiracy with so many players. He changed the subject, leaving me with 'i have no evidence, but it is obvious it happens'
 
2014-03-09 12:48:20 PM  
You know who else had a plan for exterminating the darker skinned Americans?  Guess?
 
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