If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(CNN)   The most notorious speed trap in the entire country finally shut down. Fark: After the mayor is caught selling oxy   (cnn.com) divider line 15
    More: Florida, Boss Hogg, radar gun, Florida Department of Law Enforcement, corruption, cronyism, Florida Legislature  
•       •       •

13495 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Mar 2014 at 10:54 AM (41 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-03-09 12:33:16 PM  
5 votes:

Your Hind Brain: cman: Hampton FL is populated enough that they even have their own town website. They went all out and got a subdomain from Tripod. High speed, folks. For some strange reason it looks like something we saw in 1996 Internet and not 2014 Internet, but hey, some people still cant move on from Microsofts discontinuation of Front Page

[cityofhampton.tripod.com image 67x50]
COME BACK AND VISIT OFTEN-


I wouldn't even want to visit their web site. They'd probably think my DSL connection was too fast and send me a speeding ticket.
2014-03-09 09:42:58 AM  
4 votes:
Not to nit-pick but wouldn't  that technically make it a notorious downer trap?
2014-03-09 11:46:15 AM  
3 votes:

Spanky McStupid: Off 301 - I shoulda knowed.

[bydianedaniel.files.wordpress.com image 500x339]

[dealarchitect.typepad.com image 400x270]

301 is notorious for speed traps.


I was getting of of I-10 in Baldwin heading towards Ocala on 301 when a mini van with CT plates blew past me at around 80.

We ended up at the same gas station and the guy and his family were at the next pump, seems they were headed to Disney.

I said "sir, you might want to slaw it down, because the next town up is waldo, and it is a serious speed trap."

I got "F U you dumb southerner I know how to drive."

So I set off at 45 miles an hour, digging on the radio, and sure enough there he was, pulled over and in cuffs screaming at the Waldo cops.
2014-03-09 11:24:52 AM  
2 votes:

meow said the dog: Yes listen I can do the seeing of this after the unfortunate deathing of William G. Maysy who was the person doing the pitching of oxy but I also do not think we can have fault of the mayor. Yes it is the scamming of the people who have the speeding to also require these individuals to do the purchasing of the overpriced laundry product which does not have the working as the commercials do the saying of but we also must consider that when William G. Maysy had passing he was the person who was using the drugs and at least the mayor of this town is not the one who is having drug use and merely wishes for selling the oxy product.

Now perhaps I have done the misreading of this and instead many of those who are stopped in the town are the individuals who are of the age 15 or 16 or 17 or if you are the person on the Fark.com website possibly 30 or 40 who do the living with the parents and have the face with the acme product and so this is the oxy product of that variety. If this is the case then we should provide by the DM the Benefit Giving of the Doubtfulness +1 because at least it is not the pill which causes the psychiatric disorders with the ease of the acme product.

I know what is to be said by you and that is MEOW WHAT ABOUT THE INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE THE CHILDNESS AND MIGHT HAVE THE HITTING BY THE CAR? Well to you I say stop doing the off jacking of the thread because this is not about the children except perhaps those with the stains.

You are welcome.


Stroke-like typing detected.
2014-03-09 10:59:33 AM  
2 votes:
Oxy?  With a speed trap I would have suspected meth.
2014-03-09 10:58:29 AM  
2 votes:
Yes listen I can do the seeing of this after the unfortunate deathing of William G. Maysy who was the person doing the pitching of oxy but I also do not think we can have fault of the mayor. Yes it is the scamming of the people who have the speeding to also require these individuals to do the purchasing of the overpriced laundry product which does not have the working as the commercials do the saying of but we also must consider that when William G. Maysy had passing he was the person who was using the drugs and at least the mayor of this town is not the one who is having drug use and merely wishes for selling the oxy product.

Now perhaps I have done the misreading of this and instead many of those who are stopped in the town are the individuals who are of the age 15 or 16 or 17 or if you are the person on the Fark.com website possibly 30 or 40 who do the living with the parents and have the face with the acme product and so this is the oxy product of that variety. If this is the case then we should provide by the DM the Benefit Giving of the Doubtfulness +1 because at least it is not the pill which causes the psychiatric disorders with the ease of the acme product.

I know what is to be said by you and that is MEOW WHAT ABOUT THE INDIVIDUALS WHO HAVE THE CHILDNESS AND MIGHT HAVE THE HITTING BY THE CAR? Well to you I say stop doing the off jacking of the thread because this is not about the children except perhaps those with the stains.

You are welcome.
2014-03-09 05:26:50 PM  
1 votes:

Mighty_Joe: I thought of New Rome, OH Town of 60 people and 14 police officers. Looks like they got shut down in 2004.


That's always my first thought. So now these guys are down. Can we do this like we do al-Qaida leaders, knock 'em off one at a time? Next up: Waldo, FL. On deck: Lawtey, FL. Taking suggestions for who should be in the hole.
2014-03-09 03:52:02 PM  
1 votes:

varmitydog: Benjimin_Dover: So I take anything can incorporate as a city in FL? 400 people? In NY, you have to have 6000 (or is it 8000) people before you can be a city. Under that and you have to pick village or hamlet or sumsuch.

Most of these small towns were set up between 60 and 90 years ago, for the purpose of getting a post office put there. That was before A/C and the population boom that followed. They changed the rules in 1975 and a lot of little towns lost their status. Although this is an extreme example, there are a lot of these flyspeck little towns in Florida where the town exists solely for the local politicians and city managers bank accounts, and should be swallowed up by either the county or the city that they are suburbs of.


Or swallowed up by a sizable sink hole.
2014-03-09 01:47:42 PM  
1 votes:

Por que tan serioso: Fabric_Man: meow said the dog: 

Seriously. Everyone thinks they are the good Pocket Ninja. I want to read one or two concise thoughts.


Fabric_Man: meow said the dog:  

Stroke-like typing detected.


Lurk moar you two.
2014-03-09 01:20:40 PM  
1 votes:

redsquid: 'Then the fancy folks packed up and moved 10 miles up the road to Starke'

Well of course, Starke has a Stuckey's and a boiled peanut stand. When you hit the big time you don't want to drive ten miles for the finer things in life.


Don't forget the Sonny's BBQ!
2014-03-09 12:59:40 PM  
1 votes:
This town is so corrupt they can't even frame the mayor properly.

One tab of oxycodone?  Please.  Give me a break.
2014-03-09 12:24:57 PM  
1 votes:

cman: Hampton FL is populated enough that they even have their own town website. They went all out and got a subdomain from Tripod. High speed, folks. For some strange reason it looks like something we saw in 1996 Internet and not 2014 Internet, but hey, some people still cant move on from Microsofts discontinuation of Front Page


cityofhampton.tripod.com
COME BACK AND VISIT OFTEN-
2014-03-09 11:11:05 AM  
1 votes:
OXYCUTE HIM
2014-03-09 11:10:29 AM  
1 votes:
Florida Tag at the Fark wannabe state tag poker table grins, and lays down a straight flush.
2014-03-09 11:09:23 AM  
1 votes:
'Then the fancy folks packed up and moved 10 miles up the road to Starke'

Well of course, Starke has a Stuckey's and a boiled peanut stand. When you hit the big time you don't want to drive ten miles for the finer things in life.
 
Displayed 15 of 15 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report