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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Guess who gave this advice on how the US should handle Putin, ''Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.'' Go on, guess   (smh.com.au) divider line 103
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2014-03-09 09:53:26 AM  
22 votes:

Mugato: Sarah Palin, 
/she's looking pretty rough these days


Yeah,
I would not watch her talk on Fox, I would not stick one in her box.
2014-03-09 09:03:19 AM  
13 votes:
IDK, my BFF, Jill?
2014-03-09 09:50:27 AM  
10 votes:
Munchma Quchi?
2014-03-09 09:40:52 AM  
8 votes:
She wants to get raptured before she needs another facelift.
2014-03-09 10:58:28 AM  
7 votes:
Jake, from State Farm?
2014-03-09 10:00:16 AM  
6 votes:
El Guapo?
2014-03-09 09:18:02 AM  
6 votes:

serpent_sky: Wow... they're dead set on starting World War 3, aren't they?


There's not one word that's come out of cpac that wasn't full on retarded.

Putting them all in one place to see how high the feedback squeal would go has been illuminating. There really is no limit.

Now it's time to padlock the doors and slap on a sign that reads "Insane Asylum".
2014-03-09 11:00:20 AM  
5 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: John McCain's sh*t-dripping incontinent asshole


No fair, you clicked the link first...
2014-03-09 10:49:02 AM  
5 votes:
Gene Masseth?
2014-03-09 08:56:18 AM  
5 votes:
Rusty Kuntz?
2014-03-09 12:21:19 PM  
4 votes:

Death Whisper: At least she's willing to stand up to Putin, Obama's a castrated weasel who would rather appease him.


Stand up in what way?

Is Putin threatening to cancel her wilderness reality show?


It's easy to play armchair president. It's even easier to quit an elected position mid-term to become an attention whore.
2014-03-09 12:07:07 PM  
4 votes:
I'm not saying Sarah Palin is insane, but Joffrey Baratheon called to tell her to tone it down a little.
2014-03-09 10:54:01 AM  
4 votes:

Mugato: Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice-presidential candidate, has offered unsolicited advice
Her? Offering unsolicited advice? Teh hell you say!
/she's looking pretty rough these days


One might even say that she looks ... tired.
2014-03-09 10:40:20 AM  
4 votes:
'Republican speaker says something stupid. Guess which one.'

Umm....could you narrow it down just a tad?
2014-03-09 10:32:50 AM  
4 votes:

HawgWild: Slut Bumwalla?


HawgWild: Englebert Slaptyback?


Engelbarack Fartybama, B.Rock 'The Islamic Shock' HUSSEIN Fartbongo, Slaptytits Funkybama, BOB, Blackula Honkybongo....

Wait, wait, go back one.
2014-03-09 09:46:46 AM  
4 votes:

Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice-presidential candidate, has offered unsolicited advice


Her? Offering unsolicited advice? Teh hell you say!


/she's looking pretty rough these days

2014-03-09 09:32:53 AM  
4 votes:
John McCain's sh*t-dripping incontinent asshole
2014-03-09 12:39:24 PM  
3 votes:
Little miss, little miss, little miss can't be wrong?
2014-03-09 11:38:43 AM  
3 votes:
"Guess who gave this advice on how the US should handle Putin, ''Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.'' Go on, guess"

I'll bet it was  sendtodave.

I'm giving 2:1 odds.
2014-03-09 11:18:50 AM  
3 votes:
Six from the beloved American sitcom "Blossom?"
2014-03-09 11:05:45 AM  
3 votes:
I bet it was Grimace.

I never trusted that purple f*ck.
2014-03-09 10:41:44 AM  
3 votes:

NeverDrunk23: 'Republican speaker says something stupid. Guess which one.'

Umm....could you narrow it down just a tad?


or "a tard" in this case
2014-03-09 09:42:43 AM  
3 votes:
Hulk Hogan?
2014-03-09 09:14:04 AM  
3 votes:

serpent_sky: Wow... they're dead set on starting World War 3, aren't they?


Well we're long overdue. WWI and WWII were like a week apart and then nothing for almost 70 years. WTF?
2014-03-09 09:01:58 AM  
3 votes:
Someone whose ancestors recently came down from the trees who wants to bask in the warm glow she'll see from her house?

[not to mention being downrange of any fallout]
2014-03-09 08:29:14 AM  
3 votes:
Sherman Helmsley?
2014-03-09 12:51:15 PM  
2 votes:

Billy Bathsalt: The firm of Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga and Hungadunga?


You forgot the most important Hungadunga!
2014-03-09 12:15:14 PM  
2 votes:

sendtodave: We've grown so weak under liberals.


Yeah, like that tree hugger Obama who said he didn't care about finding the guy behind 9/11. Oh wait, that could have been someone else I was thinking of.
2014-03-09 11:43:01 AM  
2 votes:

macross87: Good. Bad. I'm the one with the nuke....


I came to chew bubble gum and nuke you, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
2014-03-09 11:35:05 AM  
2 votes:
mutterfark: And 46% of voting Americans considered this woman to be VP/Presidential material in 2008.

As opposed to the truly wise who considered these guys presidential material.

images.politico.com

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
2014-03-09 11:27:49 AM  
2 votes:
I'm guessing it was one of these two who gave him that advice?:

www.geekenstein.com

Oh, whoops, wait, just read the article. I'd rather go with Xander or Killface's ideas on this one. Palin convincing me of anything is like trying to convince a eunuch to get a vasectomy.
2014-03-09 11:23:03 AM  
2 votes:
Desmond and Molly Jones?
2014-03-09 11:19:44 AM  
2 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: furterfan: I think this is one thing that democrats and reasonable republicans can agree on

thank Fark that Palin is history

And Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny...


So a reasonable Republican, Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and my girlfriend in Canada pull up to a four way stop...
2014-03-09 11:10:21 AM  
2 votes:

starsrift: Sometimes, just for fun, I like to imagine what these Republican talking heads would say if it was, say, Sonora or the Bajas who wanted to escape the corruption and drug trade in Mexico to become protectorates of the USA, and how they'd respond to Russia telling the USA what the fark to do.

I think the whole upcoming Crimean referendum is great. As long as the UN can ensure that it's actually Crimeans and only Crimeans doing the voting.


Are you insinuating that the US and Russia can be, in any conceivable way, considered equals?

We wouldn't listen to them, because they're not us.  They need to listen to us, because we are us.

Don't forget that we run this show!

One world.  America.
2014-03-09 10:59:12 AM  
2 votes:
Ellen Ripley?
2014-03-09 10:57:47 AM  
2 votes:

gnosis301: IDK, my BFF, Jill?


fc09.deviantart.net

/honest-to-god laughed out loud when I read that.  Bravo.
2014-03-09 10:48:21 AM  
2 votes:
This one seems appropriate:

stream1.gifsoup.com
2014-03-09 10:45:57 AM  
2 votes:
I'll bet it was Tina Fey.

Two to one.
2014-03-09 10:45:01 AM  
2 votes:

Doctor Funkenstein: HawgWild: Slut Bumwalla?

HawgWild: Englebert Slaptyback?

Engelbarack Fartybama, B.Rock 'The Islamic Shock' HUSSEIN Fartbongo, Slaptytits Funkybama, BOB, Blackula Honkybongo....

Wait, wait, go back one.


media.tumblr.com
2014-03-09 10:44:54 AM  
2 votes:
Weedlord Bonehitler?
2014-03-09 10:44:30 AM  
2 votes:
Slab Bulkhead?
2014-03-09 10:37:46 AM  
2 votes:
She's so farking stupid it's mind boggling.
2014-03-09 10:05:52 AM  
2 votes:
Englebert Slaptyback?
2014-03-09 09:59:21 AM  
2 votes:
Slut Bumwalla?
2014-03-09 09:57:45 AM  
2 votes:
How do you get that concentration of lunacy in one place and not have at least one person trying to be reasonable.  CPAC has become the latest incarnation of the Four Yorkshiremen sketch.
2014-03-09 08:55:01 AM  
2 votes:
Mitch Cumstein?
2014-03-09 08:54:19 AM  
2 votes:
Rooster Cogburn?
2014-03-10 08:39:53 PM  
1 votes:

zepher: I'm always amused at all of the Palin hate yet Biden gets a pass.

/your bias is showing.


What's the knock on Biden?

/did he quit as governor too?
2014-03-10 01:48:41 AM  
1 votes:

People_are_Idiots: I will say despite the levels of crazy, she's better looking than Hillary "Pruneface" Clinton. Not by a lot though.


It's like being almost twenty years older ages you or something. Hillary is old enough to be Palin's mother.
2014-03-09 09:46:39 PM  
1 votes:
She can't be this stupid can she?

She says these things for shock value right,  like Howard Stern does?

Right?  I hope..

/knows her audience
2014-03-09 03:58:17 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-03-09 03:13:38 PM  
1 votes:
Nuke Crimea to save Crimea!  Hell yeah!

I suspect most Ukrainians would say that's not the kind of help they need.

Or maybe nuke Moscow to save Ukraine?

Hmmmm.....okay, where do we go from there?  Okay, let's say we just nuke a small Soviet Russian city.  Does she really think Putin wouldn't retaliate?  Putin could pick a small city in Europe to obliterate and tell us the next ones will be headed towards London, Paris and Los Angeles.

I always thought Sarah Palin was stupid, but I didn't realize how dangerous she might actually have been if McCain had won and she was one heartbeat away from the presidency.
2014-03-09 02:51:47 PM  
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: How do you get that concentration of lunacy in one place and not have at least one person trying to be reasonable.  CPAC has become the latest incarnation of the Four Yorkshiremen sketch.


It's been a giant vortex of potato divided by turnip.
2014-03-09 02:34:06 PM  
1 votes:

OnlyM3: As the short bus libtards ignore that the Ukraine disarming under the promise of protection liberal democrat presidents is what made Ukraine a weak target.


The promises are not what you imply. You are either incorrect or lying. Knowing you it's a 50-50 proposition, given that you are both dumb and dishonest.
2014-03-09 02:22:34 PM  
1 votes:

Ker_Thwap: I fondly remember the first five minutes when I first heard a woman was tagged as the VP running mate.  I was thinking, oh, maybe a strong role model for my daughters.  Then I learned a bit about her, then I heard her rabble rousing.  I hate extremists who can't even bother to try to understand the point of view of others.


You must have the entire Politics tab on ignore.
2014-03-09 02:18:07 PM  
1 votes:

Hagbardr: Zap Rowsdower?


Biff McLargehuge!
2014-03-09 01:54:01 PM  
1 votes:

SeaMan Stainz: Whats the difference between Sara Pailens mouth and her vajina?

Only some of the things that come out of her vajina are retarded.


Dan Quayle eats those potatoes for breakfast.
2014-03-09 01:38:10 PM  
1 votes:
Way to miss the point of WarGames:

4closurefraud.org
2014-03-09 01:19:02 PM  
1 votes:

SlothB77: I'm glad the Democrats are here to show us how to treat women.


We make fun of her because everything that comes out of her mouth is batshiat pants on the head stupid.
2014-03-09 12:53:08 PM  
1 votes:
Here's the Sarah Palin CPAC speech transcript, for the curious.  I do pity the soul that tried to put paragraph breaks in that - she seems to flail a bit.

From the transcript:   President Obama, though, he is nothing if not poll-tested, so even he knows that the deep issue of our time is that pressing stagnation facing the middle class. Those good working class families, just can't get ahead and that's why he baits the GOP establishment into a kind of tit-for-tat, things to distract, and then they pander, and in the White House they do such damage, but their agenda is failure and fiasco on steroids.
2014-03-09 12:44:05 PM  
1 votes:
Whats the difference between Sara Pailens mouth and her vajina?

Only some of the things that come out of her vajina are retarded.
2014-03-09 12:40:04 PM  
1 votes:
kumquatwriter.files.wordpress.com
2014-03-09 12:31:52 PM  
1 votes:

PanicMan: Failing to show peace through strength has allowed some ''very, very, very bad dudes [to] gain ground'', said Ms Palin, who remains a darling of the far-right.


The only way that happened is if Reagan aided them as a reward for saving him from kidnapping.

oi61.tinypic.com
2014-03-09 12:18:41 PM  
1 votes:
Mitt Romney?
Pat Buchanan?
Pat Robertson?
Subby's Mom?
2014-03-09 12:16:29 PM  
1 votes:

IntertubeUser: Did Sarah Palin get a boob job?  I can't find any confirmation, but there are pics where it appears her chest grew after the '08 campaign.


She denies Todd her essence. Or her breast milk is retarded.
2014-03-09 12:10:38 PM  
1 votes:
The Republican former vice-presidential candidate used a predominantly crass tone throughout her appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference.


i1.wp.com
2014-03-09 12:04:26 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: grokca: Mugato: Sarah Palin,
/she's looking pretty rough these days

Yeah,
I would not watch her talk on Fox, I would not stick one in her box.

Well she never was "hot" like people say. I guess if you're grading on a curve like politicians, HR workers, gym teachers then okay.

So Republicans, still angry Obama won? Otherwise, McCain would have had a stroke his first week in office and we'd be living in a post nuclear dystopia by now. Road Warrior, Godzilla awoken, mass hysteria.


Could be worse. Like dogs and cats living together worse.
2014-03-09 12:03:08 PM  
1 votes:
Ukraine must not have oil, otherwise we wouldve already invaded and called it a peace keeping mission.
2014-03-09 12:02:45 PM  
1 votes:

Death Whisper: At least she's willing to stand up to Putin, Obama's a castrated weasel who would rather appease him.



Aww, the baby trolls are so cute when they take their first steps.
2014-03-09 11:56:21 AM  
1 votes:
Zap Rowsdower?
2014-03-09 11:41:48 AM  
1 votes:
Good. Bad. I'm the one with the nuke....
2014-03-09 11:38:23 AM  
1 votes:

Riche: Gosling: That woman could have been Vice President right now.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 296x267]

More likely president. When you see pictures showing how fast presidents age due to the stress of the job...I seriously doubt McCain would still be around today.

President. Palin.  Think about that for a bit.


That or a Palin would have witnessed him having an "accident".

Palin is proof that the statement "If women ran the world there would be no war" is absolute bullshiat.
2014-03-09 11:35:40 AM  
1 votes:

SlothB77: I'm glad the Democrats are here to show us how to treat women.


The Moon Cannot Be Stolen

Ryokan, a Zen master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief visited the hut only to discover there was nothing to steal.
Ryokan returned and caught him. "You have come a long way to visit me," he told the prowler, "and you should not return empty-handed. Please take my clothes as a gift."
The thief was bewildered. He took the clothes and slunk away.
Ryoken sat naked, watching the moon. "Poor fellow," he mused, "I wish I could have given him this beautiful moon."
 i18.photobucket.com
2014-03-09 11:30:56 AM  
1 votes:
At first I thought 'Someone needs to unplug her microphone'. Then I thought "No, someone needs to choke her with the cord and then shove the mic down her throat".

/oddly violent for such a nice morning.
2014-03-09 11:28:17 AM  
1 votes:
I'm glad the Democrats are here to show us how to treat women.
2014-03-09 11:27:09 AM  
1 votes:

Gosling: That woman could have been Vice President right now.


3.bp.blogspot.com



More likely president. When you see pictures showing how fast presidents age due to the stress of the job...I seriously doubt McCain would still be around today.

President. Palin.  Think about that for a bit.
2014-03-09 11:23:53 AM  
1 votes:
Miss Utah 1997?
2014-03-09 11:22:27 AM  
1 votes:
She'll be able to see the mushroom cloud from her front yard
2014-03-09 11:21:44 AM  
1 votes:

TinyFist: That stupid gecko from the car insurance ads?

Mischievous little turd. I hate that stupid lizard almost as much as I hate that annoying little insurance duck.


Ben Aflac?
2014-03-09 11:15:05 AM  
1 votes:

furterfan: I think this is one thing that democrats and reasonable republicans can agree on

thank Fark that Palin is history


And Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny...
2014-03-09 11:09:44 AM  
1 votes:
You guys are all way off base. She was actually complimenting Obama. Obama is the "good guy with a nuke" that could stop Putin. Do you think Putin would listen to a word Obama says diplomatically if we didn't have nukes?
2014-03-09 11:07:06 AM  
1 votes:
Hey Saristimo we still have nukes...just sayin'
2014-03-09 11:01:58 AM  
1 votes:
WE'RE THE GOOD GUYS, THEY"RE THE BAD GUYS.

THAT'S HOW FOREIGN POLICY WORKS.
2014-03-09 11:01:50 AM  
1 votes:

stevenboof: Jake, from State Farm?


Damn, by two minutes.
2014-03-09 11:00:08 AM  
1 votes:
Jake, from State Farm?
2014-03-09 10:55:51 AM  
1 votes:
The black dude from "Ghostbusters?"
2014-03-09 10:55:35 AM  
1 votes:
Charleton Heston?
2014-03-09 10:55:08 AM  
1 votes:
Zombie Curtis LeMay?
2014-03-09 10:53:57 AM  
1 votes:
If only Sarah had gotten her hands on the launch codes -- what a utopia she'd have created for true freedom-loving Americans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhAobPugvsk
2014-03-09 10:52:49 AM  
1 votes:
Heywood Jablome?
2014-03-09 10:52:38 AM  
1 votes:
That stupid biatch should keep her pie hole shut. Nobody wants to hear about using tried and tested techniques on how to deal with nuke superpowers. We have a big red pen that we can draw big red lines with and a red phone that we can make stern phone calls with. Keep your conservatard warmongering to your yourself.
2014-03-09 10:51:01 AM  
1 votes:

Mugato: serpent_sky: Wow... they're dead set on starting World War 3, aren't they?

Well we're long overdue. WWI and WWII were like a week apart and then nothing for almost 70 years. WTF?


I know, it's almost like nuclear deterrence works...which is exactly what she was saying
2014-03-09 10:50:32 AM  
1 votes:
This is Obama's one chance for the Right to see him as a good guy. Then, next time they call him Hitler for feeding poor people or getting sick people medical treatment he can play this clip back, along with the footage of Moscow glowing green, and they'll love him again.
2014-03-09 10:49:38 AM  
1 votes:
People wanted her to be president.

She was in the running for vice president. Of an entire country.
2014-03-09 10:45:03 AM  
1 votes:
Was it this guy?

www.donegaldollop.com
2014-03-09 10:43:46 AM  
1 votes:
*shrugs* everything the US does is talk anyways
2014-03-09 10:43:35 AM  
1 votes:
Dick Gazinya?
2014-03-09 10:43:08 AM  
1 votes:
It's like her shiat is written by ex-cops weaned on Dirty Harry. "Very, very bad dudes" is cop oversell for how tough their job is, usually harassing the homeless and petty offenders. They are always "bad dudes".
2014-03-09 10:39:40 AM  
1 votes:
She's the best (7th grade mentality) foreign policy mind out there!
2014-03-09 10:12:12 AM  
1 votes:
And 46% of Americans considered this woman to be VP/Presidential material in 2008.
2014-03-09 10:00:21 AM  
1 votes:

grokca: Mugato: Sarah Palin,
/she's looking pretty rough these days

Yeah,
I would not watch her talk on Fox, I would not stick one in her box.


Well she never was "hot" like people say. I guess if you're grading on a curve like politicians, HR workers, gym teachers then okay.

So Republicans, still angry Obama won? Otherwise, McCain would have had a stroke his first week in office and we'd be living in a post nuclear dystopia by now. Road Warrior, Godzilla awoken, mass hysteria.
2014-03-09 09:42:18 AM  
1 votes:
Jack Ripper?
2014-03-09 09:26:07 AM  
1 votes:
OJ Simpson
 
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