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(Sydney Morning Herald)   Guess who gave this advice on how the US should handle Putin, ''Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.'' Go on, guess   (smh.com.au) divider line 343
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2014-03-09 11:07:13 AM
That woman could have been Vice President right now.
 
2014-03-09 11:07:41 AM
Considering "nuke control" took away Ukraine's nuclear stockpile, is she advocating the selling of nuclear weapons to other countries to protect themselves?

A nuclear armed society is a polite society.
/then a glowing one.
 
2014-03-09 11:07:48 AM
Subby wants to stop world ending violence with a ham sandwich and two chihuahuas ..

World does not recognize his dementia .. goes on killing spree anyway
 
2014-03-09 11:09:24 AM
Well, bless her little heart.
 
2014-03-09 11:09:44 AM
You guys are all way off base. She was actually complimenting Obama. Obama is the "good guy with a nuke" that could stop Putin. Do you think Putin would listen to a word Obama says diplomatically if we didn't have nukes?
 
2014-03-09 11:10:21 AM

starsrift: Sometimes, just for fun, I like to imagine what these Republican talking heads would say if it was, say, Sonora or the Bajas who wanted to escape the corruption and drug trade in Mexico to become protectorates of the USA, and how they'd respond to Russia telling the USA what the fark to do.

I think the whole upcoming Crimean referendum is great. As long as the UN can ensure that it's actually Crimeans and only Crimeans doing the voting.


Are you insinuating that the US and Russia can be, in any conceivable way, considered equals?

We wouldn't listen to them, because they're not us.  They need to listen to us, because we are us.

Don't forget that we run this show!

One world.  America.
 
2014-03-09 11:10:48 AM
heh i said shiat like that while troling thinking it was the most absurdly ridiculous thing to say, something that's becoming far too common lately.
 
2014-03-09 11:11:01 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: If only Sarah had gotten her hands on the launch codes -- what a utopia she'd have created for true freedom-loving Americans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhAobPugvsk


Mr. Coffee Nerves, you magnificent bastard!! Smartly done sir.
 
2014-03-09 11:11:17 AM

Soon Right Away: This is Obama's one chance for the Right to see him as a good guy. Then, next time they call him Hitler for feeding poor people or getting sick people medical treatment he can play this clip back, along with the footage of Moscow glowing green, and they'll love him again.


First thing I noted. She's implying that Obama is a "good guy"? WTF?
 
2014-03-09 11:13:04 AM
McLovin?
 
2014-03-09 11:13:08 AM

williesleg: It's too bad obama already have up on ukraine.

Putin outsmarted the Nobel peace prize winner.


2/10, but one point more only because you misspelled "gave"
 
2014-03-09 11:14:14 AM
Someone with a vague understanding of MAD?
 
2014-03-09 11:15:05 AM

furterfan: I think this is one thing that democrats and reasonable republicans can agree on

thank Fark that Palin is history


And Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny...
 
2014-03-09 11:15:07 AM
Gah! How could I forget?!

www.moneysavingmadness.com
 
2014-03-09 11:15:35 AM
Mr. Rogers?

brucemhood.files.wordpress.com

Seriously, though:  I try to be fair, even to people who are downright horrible human beings.

Was what Palin said in the context of a joke?  I'm not going to read/watch her entire talk since I already have a bad headache, but if she was making a (no doubt lousy) joke this should be made clearer in fairness to the woman.
 
2014-03-09 11:17:27 AM
For a minute there, I thought one of Fark's guns-rights-open-carry-fanatics got an invite to CPAC.
 
2014-03-09 11:18:19 AM

serpent_sky: Wow... they're dead set on starting World War 3, aren't they?


Well, it's not going to start itself.
 
2014-03-09 11:18:50 AM
Six from the beloved American sitcom "Blossom?"
 
2014-03-09 11:19:22 AM

TV's Vinnie: Do these rightards think that Americans are radiation-proof???


Yes, it's part of american exceptionalism.
 
2014-03-09 11:19:44 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: furterfan: I think this is one thing that democrats and reasonable republicans can agree on

thank Fark that Palin is history

And Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny...


So a reasonable Republican, Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, and my girlfriend in Canada pull up to a four way stop...
 
2014-03-09 11:20:22 AM
Masterblaster, from a post-apocalyptic future
 
2014-03-09 11:20:45 AM
Rustin Cohle?
 
2014-03-09 11:20:51 AM
Kilroy?

At least he was there.
 
2014-03-09 11:21:44 AM

TinyFist: That stupid gecko from the car insurance ads?

Mischievous little turd. I hate that stupid lizard almost as much as I hate that annoying little insurance duck.


Ben Aflac?
 
2014-03-09 11:22:27 AM
She'll be able to see the mushroom cloud from her front yard
 
2014-03-09 11:22:46 AM

Mugato: Sarah Palin, the former Republican vice-presidential candidate, has offered unsolicited advice
Her? Offering unsolicited advice? Teh hell you say!
/she's looking pretty rough these days


Hate will do that to ya.
 
2014-03-09 11:23:03 AM
Desmond and Molly Jones?
 
2014-03-09 11:23:53 AM
Miss Utah 1997?
 
2014-03-09 11:27:09 AM

Gosling: That woman could have been Vice President right now.


3.bp.blogspot.com



More likely president. When you see pictures showing how fast presidents age due to the stress of the job...I seriously doubt McCain would still be around today.

President. Palin.  Think about that for a bit.
 
2014-03-09 11:27:49 AM
I'm guessing it was one of these two who gave him that advice?:

www.geekenstein.com

Oh, whoops, wait, just read the article. I'd rather go with Xander or Killface's ideas on this one. Palin convincing me of anything is like trying to convince a eunuch to get a vasectomy.
 
2014-03-09 11:28:07 AM

puckrock2000: Gene Masseth?


LOL
 
2014-03-09 11:28:17 AM
I'm glad the Democrats are here to show us how to treat women.
 
2014-03-09 11:29:57 AM
Sure are a lot of glib comments here.  But, I know, humor eases fear.  Fear of the understanding that her words are, once again, truth.

Well, go on, yuk it up. Better do that now.   When the bad guys win, we'll see who is laughing at Obama.

Putin, that's who.  Putin will be laughing at Obama.
 
2014-03-09 11:30:08 AM
Red meat tossed out to the base at a political convention for the base? The hell you say!
 
2014-03-09 11:30:21 AM
As the short bus libtards ignore that the Ukraine disarming under the promise of protection liberal democrat presidents is what made Ukraine a weak target.
 
2014-03-09 11:30:28 AM

edmo: Jack Ripper?


merryfrolics.files.wordpress.com

Nessie?
 
2014-03-09 11:30:56 AM
At first I thought 'Someone needs to unplug her microphone'. Then I thought "No, someone needs to choke her with the cord and then shove the mic down her throat".

/oddly violent for such a nice morning.
 
2014-03-09 11:32:30 AM
I fondly remember the first five minutes when I first heard a woman was tagged as the VP running mate.  I was thinking, oh, maybe a strong role model for my daughters.  Then I learned a bit about her, then I heard her rabble rousing.  I hate extremists who can't even bother to try to understand the point of view of others.
 
2014-03-09 11:32:57 AM

SlothB77: I'm glad the Democrats are here to show us how to treat women.


Somebody has to, because you certainly don't know how to.  Unless you wanted to go digging around in Palin's vagina because it's the government's business.  Or perhaps you wanted to make sure she's earning "just enough" because of her gender.  Or maybe you're all afraid she'll want Bristol to join the Army?  Or maybe, in your mind, she was simply asking for it.
 
2014-03-09 11:33:16 AM

CanisNoir: Red meat tossed out to the base at a political convention for the base? The hell you say!


Real Americans.
 
2014-03-09 11:33:19 AM

traylor: Ellen Ripley?


To be fair, it IS the only way to be sure.
 
2014-03-09 11:33:37 AM

OnlyM3: As the short bus libtards ignore that the Ukraine disarming under the promise of protection liberal democrat presidents is what made Ukraine a weak target.


You can read right?  Here's the full text of the Budapest Memorandum.  Can you find for me any promise of protection you half with warmongering neocon twatwaffle?

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ukraine._Memorandum_on_Security_Assura nc es
 
2014-03-09 11:35:05 AM
mutterfark: And 46% of voting Americans considered this woman to be VP/Presidential material in 2008.

As opposed to the truly wise who considered these guys presidential material.

images.politico.com

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-03-09 11:35:32 AM

rohar: OnlyM3: As the short bus libtards ignore that the Ukraine disarming under the promise of protection liberal democrat presidents is what made Ukraine a weak target.

You can read right?  Here's the full text of the Budapest Memorandum.  Can you find for me any promise of protection you half with warmongering neocon twatwaffle?

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ukraine._Memorandum_on_Security_Assura nc es


The point still stands.  If Ukraine could actually count on us going to war for them, it'd be much safer.

We used to go to war for our allies.  We've grown so weak under liberals.
 
2014-03-09 11:35:40 AM

SlothB77: I'm glad the Democrats are here to show us how to treat women.


The Moon Cannot Be Stolen

Ryokan, a Zen master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of a mountain. One evening a thief visited the hut only to discover there was nothing to steal.
Ryokan returned and caught him. "You have come a long way to visit me," he told the prowler, "and you should not return empty-handed. Please take my clothes as a gift."
The thief was bewildered. He took the clothes and slunk away.
Ryoken sat naked, watching the moon. "Poor fellow," he mused, "I wish I could have given him this beautiful moon."
 i18.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-09 11:35:42 AM
Paul Anka's asscrack?
 
2014-03-09 11:37:18 AM

sendtodave: rohar: OnlyM3: As the short bus libtards ignore that the Ukraine disarming under the promise of protection liberal democrat presidents is what made Ukraine a weak target.

You can read right?  Here's the full text of the Budapest Memorandum.  Can you find for me any promise of protection you half with warmongering neocon twatwaffle?

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ukraine._Memorandum_on_Security_Assura nc es

The point still stands.  If Ukraine could actually count on us going to war for them, it'd be much safer.

We used to go to war for our allies.  We've grown so weak under liberals.


Really?  Ukraine is an ally?  When did that happen?  You mean like Georgia?
 
2014-03-09 11:38:14 AM

rohar: sendtodave: rohar: OnlyM3: As the short bus libtards ignore that the Ukraine disarming under the promise of protection liberal democrat presidents is what made Ukraine a weak target.

You can read right?  Here's the full text of the Budapest Memorandum.  Can you find for me any promise of protection you half with warmongering neocon twatwaffle?

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ukraine._Memorandum_on_Security_Assura nc es

The point still stands.  If Ukraine could actually count on us going to war for them, it'd be much safer.

We used to go to war for our allies.  We've grown so weak under liberals.

Really?  Ukraine is an ally?  When did that happen?  You mean like Georgia?


Close enough.  The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Any excuse to attack Russia, really.
 
2014-03-09 11:38:23 AM

Riche: Gosling: That woman could have been Vice President right now.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 296x267]

More likely president. When you see pictures showing how fast presidents age due to the stress of the job...I seriously doubt McCain would still be around today.

President. Palin.  Think about that for a bit.


That or a Palin would have witnessed him having an "accident".

Palin is proof that the statement "If women ran the world there would be no war" is absolute bullshiat.
 
2014-03-09 11:38:43 AM
"Guess who gave this advice on how the US should handle Putin, ''Mr President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.'' Go on, guess"

I'll bet it was  sendtodave.

I'm giving 2:1 odds.
 
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